Captain Noushbag wrote: $900? Ugh man thats steep. Guess that's how it is in Europe. Phones are pretty much free or no more than $200 with a contract here. I got the LG because it was the only quad core, expandable memory, latest droid version, all the bells and whistles and cake with a cherry on top.

Hey Noush!
Hhhmmmmmm.................
Sry Mate!
U kinda lost ME there
I have a very important question to ask
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WHERE'S THE CREAM?

Blue Max Young wrote: Just in case a certain MOM with global Moderator powers of influence wanted to shut down a long time MOMposter here is a shot of his true name. With the symbols he uses inside those brackets. I think he has been doing it for way to long and has now added team killing to his resume.

Message received, MaX. The moment I have your sworn, notarized affidavit promising never again to impersonate my lifelong hero, role model and fount of worldly wisdom...Popeye, (like anyone needed me to say the name at that point) I will happily bust as many MOMpostors as you can send my way. I love ya like a rock, m'lad, but Popeye is sacrosanct. Like it says in the book, "Who takes the name of the one-eyed sailor in vain, ye though he be MORAF shall he reap multitudinous twisker punches on the beezer, as too shall the beezers of his children's children's children be visited with twisker punches to the seventh and eighth generations give or take. Arf." Wimpy 19:33

The clown whose name you cut/pasted? He changes up those seemingly random characters just enough, and just often enough, to evade justice...but only just. I haven't dropped the hammer on 'im yet because Tag-Snagging is not a Moderator-able offense, but if he's reported for teamkilling one more time he and my itchy ban finger are gonna meet. Power tripping megalomaniacs such as I get the heebie jeebies if we don't abuse our authority at least once every couple weeks.

Hi M.O.M.S! Just checking in and saying "hi". It's been kinda nuts lately, so I haven't been on much. Hope all is well for you all!

. Wigbomb wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Just in case a certain MOM with....

Message received, MaX. The moment I have your sworn, notarized affidavit promising never again to impersonate my lifelong hero, role model and fount of worldly wisdom...Popeye..... couple weeks.

Wig, Popeye imposter was me not Max Post No 112013 If you think you have an affinity for the sailor, you ought to ask my wife how much she hates being called Olive Oyl

Hi moms i saw this guy and he confused me

He confuses himself as well

Captain Noushbag wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Just in case a certain MOM with....

Message received, MaX. The moment I have your sworn, notarized affidavit promising never again to impersonate my lifelong hero, role model and fount of worldly wisdom...Popeye..... couple weeks.

Wig, Popeye imposter was me not Max Post No 112013 If you think you have an affinity for the sailor, you ought to ask my wife how much she hates being called Olive Oyl

I'm more of a Sweet Pea than a Popeye.

Sorry for the misattribution, Noushmax! Er...Bluebag! I mean...

Desert-falcon wrote: Hi moms i saw this guy and he confused me

You, my boy, need an education in Buffett! I'm confused by your confusion. Please 'splain yourself

ParrotHead wrote:

Desert-falcon wrote: Hi moms i saw this guy and he confused me

You, my boy, need an education in Buffett! I'm confused by your confusion. Please 'splain yourself

I was confused because his name is. " pencil thin M.O.M" and he is in the mustach squad so that just confused me

Covert mission.... Sssshhhh

Crap crap crap I'm so sorry.
First time ever and in that good game.
Was hunting Mäx as the lo bat screen came up, next thing I know I'm gettimg a 5 for bombing my own hangars.
Man do I feel like an a $$.
So sorry guys

Timing....

bellsaj wrote: Crap crap crap I'm so sorry.
First time ever and in that good game.
Was hunting Mäx as the lo bat screen came up, next thing I know I'm gettimg a 5 for bombing my own hangars.
Man do I feel like an a $$.
So sorry guys

Bell came over to the dark side. its ok bell the DoucheStache showed up and got tired of me killing him so he switched sides and bombed our hangers. Lag wasn't working out so well for him so he teamkilled our base. I will be shooting him red or blue from now on for that. I may switch sides just to teamkill him.

Blue Max Young wrote:

bellsaj wrote: Crap crap crap I'm so sorry.
First time ever and in that good game.
Was hunting Mäx as the lo bat screen came up, next thing I know I'm gettimg a 5 for bombing my own hangars.
Man do I feel like an a $$.
So sorry guys

Bell came over to the dark side. its ok bell the DoucheStache showed up and got tired of me killing him so he switched sides and bombed our hangers. Lag wasn't working out so well for him so he teamkilled our base. I will be shooting him red or blue from now on for that. I may switch sides just to teamkill him.

Lol Tink, we all laughed our buts off. (I was playing as spåwn) and you got a 5 minute lmao...epic game till the douchestache switched sides and pulled that nonsense. I was just itching to have my turn at him after he received "Max"imum punishment.

It's a small consolation that you laugh at the whole thing.
I have bin crying for the last hour
Bombing my own hangars... thats terrible
such shame
I feel awful

Captain Noushbag wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote:

bellsaj wrote: Crap crap crap I'm so sorry.
First time ever and in that good game.
Was hunting Mäx as the lo bat screen came up, next thing I know I'm gettimg a 5 for bombing my own hangars.
Man do I feel like an a $$.
So sorry guys

Bell came over to the dark side. its ok bell the DoucheStache showed up and got tired of me killing him so he switched sides and bombed our hangers. Lag wasn't working out so well for him so he teamkilled our base. I will be shooting him red or blue from now on for that. I may switch sides just to teamkill him.

Lol Tink, we all laughed our buts off. (I was playing as spåwn) and you got a 5 minute lmao...epic game till the douchestache switched sides and pulled that nonsense. I was just itching to have my turn at him after he received "Max"imum punishment.

I think it put him over the edge when he spent 15 min over his base chasing me & i had no bullets. I kept typing bang, bang got you stache. Bang, bang, got you again. Then i finally got tired of it and said i will help you out. O you got me and auto destroyed.

bellsaj wrote: It's a small consolation that you laugh at the whole thing.
I have bin crying for the last hour
Bombing my own hangars... thats terrible
such shame
I feel awful

It was classic. love ya man.

I saw you typing Bang, Bang and started giggling but now I learn you were out of bullets I'm LMAO. Man thats insult to injury if I ever seen one. Stache got owned and clowned. And your banner bro...priceless! nicely done Foust.

Wow forgot how much ye oldies can type!

The striker16 wrote: Wow forgot how much ye oldies can type!

Greets Strike. Long time no see.

Was a fun night with a bunch of great players!





Some photos of the fun.

Everybody hide!!!! YEMX said something on our thread lol.
I sure can clear a room.

Who's yemx? huntin Staches today. Already had him in a DF. I've got him down now. Figured out how to get him visible in a chase every time.

You just chase him inverted typing Bang bang your dead and he gets so mad that he practically glows.

Check this beast out. Crazy critter is on a tree in my yard. I think he got caught up in the heat. Wife wont let me keep him.

Who's this yemx?

I thought it was Greek for USMC. A bloke called Brian told me that

Tonight's post reads.......

Moms have inspired me along the ways of living the changes I want to see. Thanks zenfully

WOW! Several positive results have occurred recently. I formed a band (well duo at the mo!)'. I nearly wrote off the idea because of chocks, politics and clashes inherent in bands getting their acts together. It's been a hope of mine most of my life. We'll play small venues and go from there!

NEW! I want to make musical instruments (Luthier). I've moaned too much about what isn't right in my world, so now Im taking action I've booked on a course to build myself an acoustic guitar. Ill try making 2 side by side with a view to selling one to help pay for the training, or start the BBQ with it, depending. Why should I be scared of what I am capable of?

SPECIAL OFFER! I'm dedicating some time to playing guitar again, the thing I did before DF. As it goes I can enjoy both now! I'm not chatting in game so much because I'm in training. I cant hit toffee, despite being number 4 in my category. I want a stripy plane that turns like blue max. Mmmm maybe that'll be too long fixated on a dream.


PLUS!

DAVY!... my week days lack BOLD TEXT

COME BACK FOOL. DONT GET ON NO PLANE

(officially or otherwise therein withheld or disclosed, chinese burned or tickled to death, set upon by bankers dogs or tutted at or giveninfringement of my right to refunds, change my mind or herein declare under section Z of the.. LOOK I DONT REALLY THINK YOU ARE ACTUALLY A FOOL, you are the A team all rolled into '1' . Make a comeback (world chats not included), don't worry about upside down flags, never mind that other stuff that's got you like a tick on a testicle. You know, the hangers.....

I'd like to see pics of the guitar. I've been thinking of buying another one and getting back in the groove. I used to play a lot. Haven't had one in a long time now.

Yall cant be talking guitars without me check out my axes Anyone play guitar

Is that bat a Mexican free tail? Bats usually stir 10 mins before sunrise, sunset, you might have a roost, or cave, maybe a bat mobile in the garage?

Dig it out, you must still have one somewhere... it won't take long to break the pain barrier.

Thanks Max, ill post an image when it's done. The course is part time so don't hold your breath!