Chocks Away wrote: Good game yemx, hansone, blue Dane, foust, (minecraft), Gen-Jack and my short term memory fails the other contenders. Nearly a 100 kill game by foust. I noticed plenty of bomb shirking, YEMX gets the golden hanger award for hitting the most

Those high temps are scaring me! I'm playing with numb fingertips its so cold here

Yes was a real fun game. One of thous games that side, win, or loss dont matter! Just cutting up and having fun.

Parrot and I invited the TadPoleOfDoom to join MOM. I told him to stop in and say hello. Good player and good sense of humor.

Hey M.O.Mers! Sneaking in a game or two and seeing a few of y'all flying. Good to fly with M.O.M when it happens! Still busy at work and pulling some long hours. Good news is I get a lunch and dinner break and can usually play a quick game or 2. If you think about it post where, when and what you're flying in the squad chat and ill try to find you whwn i do get to fly. Also had a peek at the rankings and wanna give YEMX a pat on the back for zipping passed me! Way to go buddy! You'll be MORAFing in no time!

Just a heads up on another punk teamkiller... Goes by earpbrother. Y'all make sure to show him a little M.O.Mish love should you see him and tell Parrot says hey!

Blue Max Young wrote: Parrot and I invited the TadPoleOfDoom to join MOM. I told him to stop in and say hello. Good player and good sense of humor.

Yeah what he said! With a name like that, he's gotta have a wigified banner... Just think of the possibilities! Nimoy's Flute (still my personal favorite) might have a contender.

ParrotHead wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Parrot and I invited the TadPoleOfDoom to join MOM. I told him to stop in and say hello. Good player and good sense of humor.

Yeah what he said! With a name like that, he's gotta have a wigified banner... Just think of the possibilities! Nimoy's Flute (still my personal favorite) might have a contender.

Yes Nimoy's Flute is hard to top. I laughed for a long time on that one. Trek fan.

Blue Max Young wrote: Parrot and I invited the TadPoleOfDoom to join MOM. I told him to stop in and say hello. Good player and good sense of humor.

Tadpole is a pleasure to play with and composes a mean application letter...very discerning recruitment instincts, Max and Parrot.

Brian, you out there and/or in here? I haven't seen or heard peep one from you since your telling me you're no longer getting admissions board emails. The new Google Group shows you as invited, have you seen the invitation yet? Checked your spam folder? Track me down, we have to get you back into the info-stream.

Same goes for you, Fark. Since revamping the Star Chamber group everyone's been accounted for but you and Brian. If you're reading this, either of you, toss me a heads up as to your status.

. Wigbomb wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Parrot and I invited the TadPoleOfDoom to join MOM. I told him to stop in and say hello. Good player and good sense of humor.

Tadpole is a pleasure to play with and composes a mean application letter...very discerning recruitment instincts, Max and Parrot.

Brian, you out there and/or in here? I haven't seen or heard peep one from you since your telling me you're no longer getting admissions board emails. The new Google Group shows you as invited, have you seen the invitation yet? Checked your spam folder? Track me down, we have to get you back into the info-stream.

Same goes for you, Fark. Since revamping the Star Chamber group everyone's been accounted for but you and Brian. If you're reading this, either of you, toss me a heads up as to your status.

Mean application letter? Do I need to be concerned about my skitso status with the star chamber?

My thoughts goes to the familys of the 19 firefighters who gave ther lifes in the forrestfire.
(Its probably called some thing else)

In the unlikely event anyone is wondering my whereabouts, I've been a bit busy spying on other squads...for...diplomatic purposes of course....reporting my findings:

0600: The looneys in training.. having to deal with budget cuts for the new construction of their asylum, those wackos had to resort to mini pink planes purchased from the New Lunar Republic....they are calling these planes the loony lunars

13:35 Back at the rebel squad, I spotted General Lee working on his latest project in his latest confederate print thongs.. (Your welcome for the photo edit, cropping that part out was not easy)

Not to be out done, Dixie had built his own redneck version with the collaboration from wardogs. I saw the doc scribbling the schematics on toilet paper back at the Jolly Roger. Jacklope has apparently run out of proper napkins and now throws a roll of TP at you so bring your own...speaking of the devil..
22:05--
Back at the Jolly Roger, Jacklope was circling around like a mad man in his new carrot plane...kept shouting "silly wabbits" with each pass..please watch out for him, his new plane is powered by the same moonshine he served me the other day

What doesn't kill you, turns you into a curled up kitten..never again!

18:00--back at our own house, ol PH put together his own version with nothing more than a boot and a bicycle tire..creative bird he is, the redneck ingenuity of those cacky-lackys I tell ya! Noush reporting out

Hey, it's Tad here, figured I'd drop in and say hello. I applied last night, (thank you Blue Max and Parrothead for the invites,) and after finally figuring out how to get to the newest posts on here (still new to the whole thing) I decided to publicly announce that I have indeed accepted the squadron invitation. It's been a bit of a hard decision seeing as so many squads have a ton of great players, however I do feel like you guys here at M.O.M. have been the most friendly and respectable of them all as a whole, not to mention the skill you guys have. I can't even begin to explain the "gosh dangit" feeling I get when I see an enemy with the M.O.M. Squadron tag. It just spells doom. (not the kind in my name, either.) So, if you guys want to ask me anything to get to know me a bit better, fire away. Assuming I can figure out how to get back to this (I'm still hoping it posts to the right place >_<), I'll try and reply to the best of my ability. Thanks again guys and, fingers crossed, I hope to be able to call you squad mates in the future!

-Tad

Noush, I have to confess... I didn't really come up with that. I borrowed it from Paul. If you look closely, you'll see the hot pink duct tape. According to the New Port Police Department, this is his new trademark. Whatever that means.

Tadpole, glad you stopped by. You undoubtedly covered this in your application, but us lowly non-starchambererers are not privy to that information. Obviously, Max and I appreciated your flying prowess and quick wit. However, we've not heard you openly declare your love for cake. Please confirm. We CANNOT have any pie lovers infiltrating the ranks. Have you provided proof of disdain for 12 year olds? Has the obligatory virgin been offered. (If so, where in the hell did you find one? If not and due to their relative scarceness, we have been accepting Virginians for some time now). How in the gods' names did you come up with TpOD? Feel free to provide personal info such as family (is there a Mrs Doom that will be interfering with your allotted DF time or an ex-Mrs Doom that could at anytime seize your laptop/tablet/phone and render you impotent in the world of DF?), occupation, any particular skill or talent we can exploit or otherwise whore out for a prophet... err I mean profit ( sorry my contempt for organized religions makes me use whore and prophet together a lot, personal flaw), mental illnesses (not really a bad thing amongst the MOMers, more expected really) deviate predilections (same category as mental illness), from what part of the globe you hail or any other tad tidbit.

You have my vote already. This information will only serve to prove to my brethren that Max and I aren't just inviting random pilots all willynilly.

Oh wait minute, rule 6! You got that, right? I have to withhold my previous (inconsequential) vote until we have absolute assurance of your understanding, memorization and undying devotion regarding Rule 6. Please advise.

PH

HOLY COW!!!





How many MOROFs does MOM have now??!

ParrotHead wrote: Hey M.O.Mers! Sneaking in a game or two and seeing a few of y'all flying. Good to fly with M.O.M when it happens! Still busy at work and pulling some long hours. Good news is I get a lunch and dinner break and can usually play a quick game or 2. If you think about it post where, when and what you're flying in the squad chat and ill try to find you whwn i do get to fly. Also had a peek at the rankings and wanna give YEMX a pat on the back for zipping passed me! Way to go buddy! You'll be MORAFing in no time!

Just a heads up on another punk teamkiller... Goes by earpbrother. Y'all make sure to show him a little M.O.Mish love should you see him and tell Parrot says hey!

Now you know the real reason I could not make the fishing trip. 30 some hours of running room!
Thanks buddy!

Tad has been fun in game, as well as, Silver€Bow.

ParrotHead wrote: Noush, I have to confess... I didn't really come up with that. I borrowed it from Paul. If you look closely, you'll see the hot pink duct tape. According to the New Port Police Department, this is his new trademark. Whatever that means.

Tadpole, glad you stopped by. You undoubtedly covered this in your application, but us lowly non-starchambererers are not privy to that information. Obviously, Max and I appreciated your flying prowess and quick wit. However, we've not heard you openly declare your love for cake. Please confirm. We CANNOT have any pie lovers infiltrating the ranks. Have you provided proof of disdain for 12 year olds? Has the obligatory virgin been offered. (If so, where in the hell did you find one? If not and due to their relative scarceness, we have been accepting Virginians for some time now). How in the gods' names did you come up with TpOD? Feel free to provide personal info such as family (is there a Mrs Doom that will be interfering with your allotted DF time or an ex-Mrs Doom that could at anytime seize your laptop/tablet/phone and render you impotent in the world of DF?), occupation, any particular skill or talent we can exploit or otherwise whore out for a prophet... err I mean profit ( sorry my contempt for organized religions makes me use whore and prophet together a lot, personal flaw), mental illnesses (not really a bad thing amongst the MOMers, more expected really) deviate predilections (same category as mental illness), from what part of the globe you hail or any other tad tidbit.

You have my vote already. This information will only serve to prove to my brethren that Max and I aren't just inviting random pilots all willynilly.

Oh wait minute, rule 6! You got that, right? I have to withhold my previous (inconsequential) vote until we have absolute assurance of your understanding, memorization and undying devotion regarding Rule 6. Please advise.

PH

Ok, so first off, I do absolutely love cake. Especially the kind with whipped cream for frosting. Also, I actually don't like pie all that much, only lemon marange (or however you spell it) and pumpkin, but they are petty when compared to most cakes. Especially cupcakes. Or cheesecakes. Second, I don't have a wife or ex wife but there is a girl who I've recently sorta kinda possibly maybe ticked off. But don't worry, I have an iPhone with an otter box so we're good there. As for other things that consume time, school in the fall will be one (still in HS, I'd be a prodigy member if accepted, although I'll be a senior so I'm not a gung ho freshman with a squeaky voice. Not that you'd hear it.) Anyways, where next... Hmmm.. I've not sacrificed anyone, sad right lol? Yeah my school is full of less than, oh shall we say, pure, women; I have to agree there's a shortage of pure females lol. I do get called crazy and insane a lot, so there could be a psychopathic illness at work here, although the voices tell me I'm normal... I actually didn't come up with TadpoleOfDoom, that would be my cousins ironically, though they don't seem to use it for much anymore... Hmmm... I just flicked my 12 yo sister in the ear so yeah you could say I don't approve of their, antics, shall we say. Hmmm.... I think that's it.... Well anyways if I forgot something I can always go back right? Heh heh... Anyways yeah, I love cake, hate 12 yo noobs, single as a pringle, etc. Mmm hmm... Well anyways. I've gotta go get a 12 year old to stop arguing with her other annoying sister (I don't claim them)

-Tad

I should also add that I won't be on much after Tuesday for about a week, something with the internets >_<

Now Tex. Is that the guy you were thinking of or was it this guy?

I just wanted to stop by and congratulate the MOM Morafs

....and no its not based on the humor of Will Ferrell but from the honest heart of Swop.

See ya guys in the skies.

Helllooo Mommerrssss!!!!!!!!!

Well following in line with all these tad tidbits of information
Did you know that old English Law prohibited you from hitting your wife with anything wider than the width of your thumb, Hence the saying "Rule of Thumb"*

I think New English Law states that wife's are allowed to hit their husbands with anything that contains some sort of Mineral *

Welcome to the Forum Tad, Wow that is a lot of information, your app was quite the reader, thanks for that!! I have been in some games with you, I hope to see you more, in Blue of course!

*This Author in no way condones the hitting of another human, animal, mammal, plant, vegetable or mineral or any other form i.e.. the Greys, the Greens, The Purples etccc...as listed being against the laws(in any country, planetary or otherwise, statues, federal & civic, international treaties, internet, virtual and non-virtual deities pertained within any conscious/sub-conscious form thereof). The post was a tadtidbit of information for humor only, anything construed as otherwise will hold the Author null and void of responsibility for anyone's actions!

ParrotHead wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Parrot and I invited the TadPoleOfDoom to join MOM. I told him to stop in and say hello. Good player and good sense of humor.

Yeah what he said! With a name like that, he's gotta have a wigified banner... Just think of the possibilities! Nimoy's Flute (still my personal favorite) might have a contender.

Was just in a game, shot a guy down, and he called me, get ready for it

"son of a bullfrog"

Idk about you guys but that's pretty good if you ask me; I was laughing pretty hard

In repsonse to captain's post

And the dang 50¢ a roll value time toilet paper at the jolley roger sucks and gave Me poison ivy! And why did you leak out our top secret develment planes? I thought we were friends.

What are you doing here? Lol

TadpoleOfDoom wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Noush, I have to confess... I didn't really come up with that. I borrowed it from Paul. If you look closely, you'll see the hot pink duct tape. According to the New Port Police Department, this is his new trademark. Whatever that means.

Tadpole, glad you stopped by. You undoubtedly covered this in your application, but us lowly non-starchambererers are not privy to that information. Obviously, Max and I appreciated your flying prowess and quick wit. However, we've not heard you openly declare your love for cake. Please confirm. We CANNOT have any pie lovers infiltrating the ranks. Have you provided proof of disdain for 12 year olds? Has the obligatory virgin been offered. (If so, where in the hell did you find one? If not and due to their relative scarceness, we have been accepting Virginians for some time now). How in the gods' names did you come up with TpOD? Feel free to provide personal info such as family (is there a Mrs Doom that will be interfering with your allotted DF time or an ex-Mrs Doom that could at anytime seize your laptop/tablet/phone and render you impotent in the world of DF?), occupation, any particular skill or talent we can exploit or otherwise whore out for a prophet... err I mean profit ( sorry my contempt for organized religions makes me use whore and prophet together a lot, personal flaw), mental illnesses (not really a bad thing amongst the MOMers, more expected really) deviate predilections (same category as mental illness), from what part of the globe you hail or any other tad tidbit.

You have my vote already. This information will only serve to prove to my brethren that Max and I aren't just inviting random pilots all willynilly.

Oh wait minute, rule 6! You got that, right? I have to withhold my previous (inconsequential) vote until we have absolute assurance of your understanding, memorization and undying devotion regarding Rule 6. Please advise.

PH

Ok, so first off, I do absolutely love cake. Especially the kind with whipped cream for frosting. Also, I actually don't like pie all that much, only lemon marange (or however you spell it) and pumpkin, but they are petty when compared to most cakes. Especially cupcakes. Or cheesecakes. Second, I don't have a wife or ex wife but there is a girl who I've recently sorta kinda possibly maybe ticked off. But don't worry, I have an iPhone with an otter box so we're good there. As for other things that consume time, school in the fall will be one (still in HS, I'd be a prodigy member if accepted, although I'll be a senior so I'm not a gung ho freshman with a squeaky voice. Not that you'd hear it.) Anyways, where next... Hmmm.. I've not sacrificed anyone, sad right lol? Yeah my school is full of less than, oh shall we say, pure, women; I have to agree there's a shortage of pure females lol. I do get called crazy and insane a lot, so there could be a psychopathic illness at work here, although the voices tell me I'm normal... I actually didn't come up with TadpoleOfDoom, that would be my cousins ironically, though they don't seem to use it for much anymore... Hmmm... I just flicked my 12 yo sister in the ear so yeah you could say I don't approve of their, antics, shall we say. Hmmm.... I think that's it.... Well anyways if I forgot something I can always go back right? Heh heh... Anyways yeah, I love cake, hate 12 yo noobs, single as a pringle, etc. Mmm hmm... Well anyways. I've gotta go get a 12 year old to stop arguing with her other annoying sister (I don't claim them)

-Tad

I should also add that I won't be on much after Tuesday for about a week, something with the internets >_<

You did not cover virgin sacrifice, are we to infer that you being a prodigy applicant that you are both applicant AND virgin? How shall we handle this? What is the protocol ? Perhaps since tad is a prodigy applicant asking about his life is the wrong question. So i will ask the right one. What will you DO with your life? Military? College? None of the above?

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

TadpoleOfDoom wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Noush, I have to confess... I didn't really come up with that. I borrowed it from Paul. If you look closely, you'll see the hot pink duct tape. According to the New Port Police Department, this is his new trademark. Whatever that means.

Tadpole, glad you stopped by. You undoubtedly covered this in your application, but us lowly non-starchambererers are not privy to that information. Obviously, Max and I appreciated your flying prowess and quick wit. However, we've not heard you openly declare your love for cake. Please confirm. We CANNOT have any pie lovers infiltrating the ranks. Have you provided proof of disdain for 12 year olds? Has the obligatory virgin been offered. (If so, where in the hell did you find one? If not and due to their relative scarceness, we have been accepting Virginians for some time now). How in the gods' names did you come up with TpOD? Feel free to provide personal info such as family (is there a Mrs Doom that will be interfering with your allotted DF time or an ex-Mrs Doom that could at anytime seize your laptop/tablet/phone and render you impotent in the world of DF?), occupation, any particular skill or talent we can exploit or otherwise whore out for a prophet... err I mean profit ( sorry my contempt for organized religions makes me use whore and prophet together a lot, personal flaw), mental illnesses (not really a bad thing amongst the MOMers, more expected really) deviate predilections (same category as mental illness), from what part of the globe you hail or any other tad tidbit.

You have my vote already. This information will only serve to prove to my brethren that Max and I aren't just inviting random pilots all willynilly.

Oh wait minute, rule 6! You got that, right? I have to withhold my previous (inconsequential) vote until we have absolute assurance of your understanding, memorization and undying devotion regarding Rule 6. Please advise.

PH

Ok, so first off, I do absolutely love cake. Especially the kind with whipped cream for frosting. Also, I actually don't like pie all that much, only lemon marange (or however you spell it) and pumpkin, but they are petty when compared to most cakes. Especially cupcakes. Or cheesecakes. Second, I don't have a wife or ex wife but there is a girl who I've recently sorta kinda possibly maybe ticked off. But don't worry, I have an iPhone with an otter box so we're good there. As for other things that consume time, school in the fall will be one (still in HS, I'd be a prodigy member if accepted, although I'll be a senior so I'm not a gung ho freshman with a squeaky voice. Not that you'd hear it.) Anyways, where next... Hmmm.. I've not sacrificed anyone, sad right lol? Yeah my school is full of less than, oh shall we say, pure, women; I have to agree there's a shortage of pure females lol. I do get called crazy and insane a lot, so there could be a psychopathic illness at work here, although the voices tell me I'm normal... I actually didn't come up with TadpoleOfDoom, that would be my cousins ironically, though they don't seem to use it for much anymore... Hmmm... I just flicked my 12 yo sister in the ear so yeah you could say I don't approve of their, antics, shall we say. Hmmm.... I think that's it.... Well anyways if I forgot something I can always go back right? Heh heh... Anyways yeah, I love cake, hate 12 yo noobs, single as a pringle, etc. Mmm hmm... Well anyways. I've gotta go get a 12 year old to stop arguing with her other annoying sister (I don't claim them)

-Tad

I should also add that I won't be on much after Tuesday for about a week, something with the internets >_<

You did not cover virgin sacrifice, are we to infer that you being a prodigy applicant that you are both applicant AND virgin? How shall we handle this? What is the protocol ? Perhaps since tad is a prodigy applicant asking about his life is the wrong question. So i will ask the right one. What will you DO with your life? Military? College? None of the above?

I actually have thought about joining the military as a pilot, I don't have the training as one yet (obviously) however, and this is my theory, I could join the reserve, have them pay for higher education (in which I would include flight school, ground school, etc.), and then once I've been trained, fly for them until my enlistment is up, at which point I could either sign on again, go active duty, or try and become a commercial pilot.

And no I've not sacrificed a virgin or Virginian yet. They're too hard to find in my area. Which doesn't surprise me.

-Tad

Great game mate and well played!

TADPOLE, IT WAS GOOD PLAYING WITH YOU YESTERDAY, YOU ARE GOING TO BE EXCELLENT PLAYER EXCEPT THAT YOU SHOT ME DOWN SEVERAL TIMES.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND A VIRGIN. THE OTHER DAY I WAS LOOKING FOR VIRGIN WOOL, USUALLY YOU CAN FIND VIRGIN WOOL ON VERY UGLY SHEEP BUT NOT IN MY AREA. I HAD TO GO OUT OF STATE. BUMMER DUDE.

Well DC it's not my fault you can't turn to Pixie to get virginwoll any more.

I know bell, it's a shame i tell ya, it's a crying shame. Im crying again

Hi guys, been away for a while trying to DF-detox and vacate, with preditable results immediatly after returning home. It's an enviromental risk, having one iPad laying around within reach in living room, and the other one over the washing machine in the bathroom, I tellya... (And I'm not even mentioning the celphone here.)

I have flyed the latest update for just a couple of days now. New graphics cm better, but games are still, ahem, should I say a bit unbalanced... Chat works slowly and hangs up on me sometimes. Anything else funy I should know about new update?

Last but not least: CONGRATZ! to all of our new MORAF's, Marty n Davy & Co.

Having u guys on the same team makes me feel safe as a baby. And knowing there are others out there who, like me, neglect awaiting virgins and rivers of ale in order to fly, well it makes my own DF addiction much easier to bear

Cyall in the skies!

Oh and yea, I vote yes to Tad. He's cool.

Thats a Thumbs up for me too!
Tad's a good player to be in a game with.