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Chocks Away wrote: Is that bat a Mexican free tail? Bats usually stir 10 mins before sunrise, sunset, you might have a roost, or cave, maybe a bat mobile in the garage?

Dig it out, you must still have one somewhere... it won't take long to break the pain barrier.

Thanks Max, ill post an image when it's done. The course is part time so don't hold your breath!


Don't have a clue what kind of bat it is. May google it. Unusual to see one especially in the day. Probably rabid. There are a lot of caves just outside of town. Different kind of bats though. About as big as your thumb. Wife and I took a tour through the caves last year. Bats are hanging every where. I was in back of the tour(about 5 of us on it) with a girl about 18/19 giving the tour. No one was watching me and I was in the back. They are within reach. I reach up to flick one off the wall just as tour guide stops, turns, and gives us a speech on the part of the cave we are in. She sees me of course, trying to touch a bat. Freaks out and starts screaming at me "THAT IS A NO NO" "THAT IS A NO NO" :) tour over, get out, go home. I was laughin so hard. We were half way through the caves. She didnt say much on the way out. She was not happy with me.
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Bats are GREAT! Soft, cuddly and warm. They eat mosquitoes..keep away lime disease. Does your honey do that? Thought not.

Name him "RADAR". Once named the girls can't get rid of a friend....unless it's FLYMAGIC!

Just made my first video of a bike ride. As soon as I can figure out how to post I will.

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Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Bats are GREAT! Soft, cuddly and warm. They eat mosquitoes..keep away lime disease. Does your honey do that? Thought not.

Name him "RADAR". Once named the girls can't get rid of a friend....unless it's FLYMAGIC!

Just made my first video of a bike ride. As soon as I can figure out how to post I will.

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Wife says NO. She will go live in the travel trailer. :) dont encourage me. :)
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Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Bats are GREAT! Soft, cuddly and warm. They eat mosquitoes..keep away lime disease. Does your honey do that? Thought not.

Name him "RADAR". Once named the girls can't get rid of a friend....unless it's FLYMAGIC!

Just made my first video of a bike ride. As soon as I can figure out how to post I will.

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Radar :P not sure I think they are cuddly. Not funny flicking them about though, I'd rather give it water. I have two roosts in my roof void. About 50 pipistrels in each. No damage or disease. I. was given a 'bat detector' so I could here them, it's hilarious. I used to explore caves and you'd find them very deep into the systems. Don't expect a bite would kill you, but it has been known. Google looks like it could be a Mexican free tail. Congrats daddybat!

EDIT: If its unusual to see one it may be a young gun who lost its way. Bats are seriously protected in the UK. My visiting mother in law nearly left early when one entered her bedroom. They are my friends LMAO.
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Honey cant you work on your MORAFing thingy some other time? I need you to fix this, work on that over there, dont forget about broken thing out back, and it just a game. You can play with your little friends and do the MORAFing anytime.



Geshhh so close I can taste it! Oops she spotted me again! Later!
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BrianC219 wrote: Honey cant you work on your MORAFing thingy some other time? I need you to fix this, work on that over there, dont forget about broken thing out back, and it just a game. You can play with your little friends and do the MORAFing anytime.



Geshhh so close I can taste it! Oops she spotted me again! Later!


If you have a travel trailer i can send you this bat.
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Chocks Away wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Bats are GREAT! Soft, cuddly and warm. They eat mosquitoes..keep away lime disease. Does your honey do that? Thought not.

Name him "RADAR". Once named the girls can't get rid of a friend....unless it's FLYMAGIC!

Just made my first video of a bike ride. As soon as I can figure out how to post I will.

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Radar :P not sure I think they are cuddly. Not funny flicking them about though, I'd rather give it water. I have two roosts in my roof void. About 50 pipistrels in each. No damage or disease. I. was given a 'bat detector' so I could here them, it's hilarious. I used to explore caves and you'd find them very deep into the systems. Don't expect a bite would kill you, but it has been known. Google looks like it could be a Mexican free tail. Congrats daddybat!

EDIT: If its unusual to see one it may be a young gun who lost its way. Bats are seriously protected in the UK. My visiting mother in law nearly left early when one entered her bedroom. They are my friends LMAO.


Yeah I want to keep it. I didn't get a chance to flick any of em. I got busted. :pinch: wasnt gonna hurt it just make it fly around. I found out it is a NO NO !!!!!
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Just found myself outnumbered 6:1, no really it can happen. Was holding my own. LOK showed in red and tried to switch (thanks) but didnt get back in. Tele from enigma showed in blue, phew (an ally right?). Wrong leaves and come back red! Really?! Class act dude! A couple leave, rich port shows up red.... Oh great! Still holding on and have all my hangars. Finally, a blue theVampire! Real nice! We start kicking butt and all of a sudden it's this red "gtg". Then this red "gtg". Then the blues roll in including Tink. Couldn't get better. The last red standing is tele. At least he stayed. Even if it didnt work out for him. Couldn't believe he switched and stayed. Got shot several times just targeting him.


Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Guys I tried to keep going tonight but my downstairs is flooding again. I'm out.
Miserable times to come as it flooded here last wednesday night too.

Ill see yall from time to time. I'm not leaving by any means I'm just saying I'm busy

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From the Movie Kelly's Hero's.... What a Movie.... You could quote this movie all day long...


KELLY
[looking skeptical] Got any other secret weapons?






ODDBALL
Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down.
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dentinhead wrote: From the Movie Kelly's Hero's.... What a Movie.... You could quote this movie all day long...

KELLY
[looking skeptical] Got any other secret weapons?

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Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down.

:woohoo: :P :P

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Uh o Yems under five grand. Better get tha champaign on ice. :) MORAFing party.
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Hey guys i have not played more than a handful of games in weeks. It's always the same game over and over. Or u get 1 to 7 or 2 to 6. Are they working on an update. Is this just an apple problum? Idk :(

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M.O.M MORAF YEMX. That's a lotta capital letters! Have a few more; CONGRATULATIONS, BRIAN! Now get the hell back into the basement and fix that...etc etc etc.
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Strachan Alert! Original Recipe Brian; the lopsided blue/red games are not only on Apple, no. It's been happening on both operating systems for weeks on end. Needless to say, Joaquin is aware of the problem. He's mentioned working on it, I don't know when he predicts a fix. All things being equal you chose the right few weeks to steer clear. The forum has been a festival of fkwittery lately. Although the M.O.M thread has been pleasantly free of melodrama. I wonder why. By the way, B...Happy First Anniversary! Remember me asking you, "If I do this squad thing would you be on board?" You are M.O.M member Number 1 as well as Dogfighter #1. Thanks for doing so much to make our first year a blast, m'friend.

The first MORAF M.O.M, Brian, and the newest MORAF, M.O.M Brian. nice symmetry, that.

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2 points away from Moraf..ready for you max...aww heck, I cant wait, after 8 straight months, I want that zebra now...going up now, bring your cameras boys!

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Hello mothers ! Great to see you fellas again :-) ymex , yak, wig , max, all you little devils hello again! Great to be back and great to see the newly pregnant mom prodogies in the air :whistle:
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M.O.M has it's first MORANF: Marshal of the Royal Noush Force! Congrats, Cap!

Too often the big level up moments happen in inauspicious circumstances; throwaway missions, no friends around...but not this time. Several consecutive missions with Noush, kingdragon, Zecke, 116flyer (reportedly Bomber in sock puppet garb) and a handful of other vets. I tried to be Noush's "MORAF Kill" as Brian was for me. He got the kill but the rank-up didn't report until several kills later. Either way it was great to be there, Ali! And to be in that next all blue BTC...(see group portrait, below...that's his stripey arse peeking up in the middle) the Noush's first mission in his pimped out new whip!



Two consecutive days, two freshly minted M.O.M Level 31ers. So what else is new?

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Congratulations NOUSHBAG :-) I'll ,take it there "sometime"
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Think it's time for dadyBell to put on the spending pants :evil:

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Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly
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MORANF :woohoo: :lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: Thanks Wig, I bailed on a dozen prior MOM'less missions as it didn't feel right without a fellow MOMember to witness. I was happy as a clam to have you there, beating the MORAF out of me finally, what a relief. Thanks DIESEL, it cost me many days in the doghouse but after 8 months of hardcore playing,, the wife finally showed a bit of sympathy.

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Brian (2) and Ali... A heart felt congratulations to you both. Let me say how cool I think it is that y'all announced each others promotions. I'll catch up eventually. Work is NOT cooperating. 100+ hour weeks and are not good for DFing.

Tink, is that Tuva? Good lord she's growing fast! She's beautiful as always. I can't be so nice for the big hairy guy holding her though.

Tried to sneak into a game at lunch and landed in yet another underdog match with thedarkmist262. Flown with him several times, but Oh my gods! Dude is a beast! We were 2:6 most of the game and he'd been playing for an hour an half before I joined. Through all kinds of red aggression the guy stayed upbeat and plowed through the enemy. He's flying his own tag, but what an addition he'd make to the M.O.M arsenal! Was too busy bagging and tagging reds in the game to ask, but I'll definitely invite the next time I see him.

We finally wore the reds down and they bailed one after another until we got the numerical advantage for the first time in a 2 and half hour game. He had 150 when I joined and this is how it ended.

Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Congrats to our 2 new MORONS!
Really happy for you guys.
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She grows a centimeter a week or an " in two and a half week
Hope she slows down.
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bellsaj wrote: She grows a centimeter a week or an " in two and a half week
Hope she slows down.

VERY COOL BELL :-)
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. Wigbomb wrote: Although the M.O.M thread has been pleasantly free of melodrama. I wonder why.

Me too... :oops:

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Bellsaj, what a lovelly, cute little "mom" you have!!! Be proud she didn't come after you!!! ;)

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I spwaned into a game and saw kman saying who is that diesel?
I thought it WAS Diesel fooling around so I answered he is no good.
He's bad news.... to the red
- kman. What hi is bad?
I then looked at the board and realiced it was a lorank named himself kman.
Said players asking him if he is Diesels son.
Told him he had chosen a BIG name. Took a while explaining to him that Diesel and k man is the same.
He is hoping to meet you Diesel :P
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ParrotHead wrote: Brian (2) and Ali... A heart felt congratulations to you both. Let me say how cool I think it is that y'all announced each others promotions. I'll catch up eventually. Work is NOT cooperating. 100+ hour weeks and are not good for DFing.

Tink, is that Tuva? Good lord she's growing fast! She's beautiful as always. I can't be so nice for the big hairy guy holding her though.

Tried to sneak into a game at lunch and landed in yet another underdog match with thedarkmist262. Flown with him several times, but Oh my gods! Dude is a beast! We were 2:6 most of the game and he'd been playing for an hour an half before I joined. Through all kinds of red aggression the guy stayed upbeat and plowed through the enemy. He's flying his own tag, but what an addition he'd make to the M.O.M arsenal! Was too busy bagging and tagging reds in the game to ask, but I'll definitely invite the next time I see him.

We finally wore the reds down and they bailed one after another until we got the numerical advantage for the first time in a 2 and half hour game. He had 150 when I joined and this is how it ended.

Yah I started in this one. Wow Thedarkmist is good! Sorry I had to bail after two hours (honey do's), but wish I could of stuck this one out! Great job on the win!
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I take it that isn't the same darkmist from the ol poochie squad the doc's in..but something tells me it is :woohoo:

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Mist is very good in a DF also. Hard to kill.

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