I know what you mean about dogfight addiction. I took my wife to the doctor yesterday and of course i took my ipad, went immediately to the window for the guest log in to wifi. My hands must have been shaking because she asked if i was all right. I said YES, just give me the darn code.

I sat down immediately and started playing, some little kid came over and stated asking stupid questions as i had 4 reds coming straight at me, after a quick back-slap the kid left and i shot down all four reds. Then the mother came over screaming about me slapping her little nagging kid just as all 4 reds spawned into tanks within range of the carrier.

While fighting the tanks i had to fight her to, luckily she was called to the back before the tanks had a chance to hit the carrier.

Then i got into a major dogfight, my ipad being at eye level, my arms were flinging all over tilting my ipad, my face was contorted, i was screaming. They all thought i was having seizures and they called the doctor from the back.

I was shot down and as i re spawned there were the four reds coming in again, now the doctor was trying to secure me and he tried to take away my ipad, wrong move, I hit him. Then they called the paramedics and fire dept, they really thought i was a sick man.

It was a horrible day. I was cleared of hitting the people, we blamed it on seizures. The hospital could not find any problems, i just kept my mouth shut, they released me and now im back home playing dogfight.

Wife pissed.

Please refer all virgins and Virginians to BlüE MäX for proper initiation, indoctrination, and conversion.

Are you going to talk to them to!!!?

You are my hero, Davy. Seriously. I needed to translate your post for my wife to understand my laughing. My neck hurts!

Davy Crockett wrote: I know what you mean about dogfight addiction. I took my wife to the doctor yesterday and of course i took my ipad, went immediately to the window for the guest log in to wifi. My hands must have been shaking because she asked if i was all right. I said YES, just give me the darn code.

I sat down immediately and started playing, some little kid came over and stated asking stupid questions as i had 4 reds coming straight at me, after a quick back-slap the kid left and i shot down all four reds. Then the mother came over screaming about me slapping her little nagging kid just as all 4 reds spawned into tanks within range of the carrier.

While fighting the tanks i had to fight her to, luckily she was called to the back before the tanks had a chance to hit the carrier.

Then i got into a major dogfight, my ipad being at eye level, my arms were flinging all over tilting my ipad, my face was contorted, i was screaming. They all thought i was having seizures and they called the doctor from the back.

I was shot down and as i re spawned there were the four reds coming in again, now the doctor was trying to secure me and he tried to take away my ipad, wrong move, I hit him. Then they called the paramedics and fire dept, they really thought i was a sick man.

It was a horrible day. I was cleared of hitting the people, we blamed it on seizures. The hospital could not find any problems, i just kept my mouth shut, they released me and now im back home playing dogfight.

Wife pissed.

bellsaj wrote: Are you going to talk to them to!!!?

Yes we can talk also.

Thanks for the weird game, Crocket.
Everytime I (try to) play against you, I see I definitely NEED A BIGGER SCREEN...

Pedrinho wrote: Thanks for the weird game, Crocket.
Everytime I (try to) play against you, I see I definitely NEED A BIGGER SCREEN...

Ohhhh boy!
NAKED DOGFIGHT!!!!!!!

Blue Max Young wrote:

bellsaj wrote: Are you going to talk to them to!!!?

Yes we can talk also.

Oh you are a brave one I'll give you that
I don't dare to adress a virgin, I think it might rub off on me and if I'm a virgin then
WHO THE H*** IS THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN.

bellsaj wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote:

bellsaj wrote: Are you going to talk to them to!!!?

Yes we can talk also.

Oh you are a brave one I'll give you that
I don't dare to adress a virgin, I think it might rub off on me and if I'm a virgin then
WHO THE H*** IS THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN.

DAVY says, virgin wool comes from ugly sheep however I've seen very few ewes that were not pretty UM UM

I was buying a shirt today and the tag says 80% virgin wool, HOW IS SOMETHING ONLY 80% VIRGIN.

This is a serious question guys i would appreciate you all not making fun of it. Thank you

You can ask your question here Davy, they have answers for everything

Click link, ask question, wait for answer.

www.fbi.gov/contact-us

OR

www.cia.gov/offices-of-cia/human-resources

If the above two can't help, you can always contact these guys:

www.nsa.gov/public_info/contacts/index.shtml

Hope this helps!

M4rtin wrote: You can ask your question here Davy, they have answers for everything

Click link, ask question, wait for answer.

www.fbi.gov/contact-us

OR

www.cia.gov/offices-of-cia/human-resources

If the above two can't help, you can always contact these guys:

www.nsa.gov/public_info/contacts/index.shtml



Hope this helps!

DAVY SAYS DO NOT DO NOT CLICK ON THESE AS THAT WILL ALLOW THE GOVERNMENT ACCESS INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR MIND. THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, IT IS A TRICK, DO NOT FALL FOR IT. THIS GUY MUST WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. PLEASE PURCHASE ALL MY EXPENSIVE PRODUCTS AS THEY WILL HELP PROTECT YOU.

Davy you can just go outside your house and nock on the window on one of them black SUVs

I get one game in today and its gotta have some punk to piss me off

BTC with me and 7 not so friendly reds. That I can handle, even enjoy a little. BUT, the very first run they make at me some little piss ant punk goes, "hey so & so, shoot me so I can tank". Really?!?!? 7:1 and that's the crap you're gonna pull? So I started dispensing the reds, but this little wuss, I take extra time with him. His little soldier feet never touched down....ever! I let others pass and get bombs to my boat just so I could keep him out of a tank. Even better news.... The reds started falling out and blues showed up. It was 10% us to 100% them and the blues came in (including Jans). BEAUTIFUL!!! We finally took their boat and turned my frown upside down . It's almost always worth it to stick it out.

Thanks Jans and Yorkie and whoever else showed up!

Oh the piss ant punk wuss.... Almost forgot to out his name out there "kill me if yo can". Seems like I've seen that one on the blacklist. I'll be watching for him. My mission.... He never tanks again!

Hope to sneak another game or 2 in later and see some of you mooks out there!

He is on mine shootonsight list to.
He tried to teamspwankill me some days ago.

I too find this Kill Me If Yo Can to be extremely annoying, perhaps he's 12?

Oh you guys are just plain old mean!

Hey guys long time no see. congrats to all the new Players at rank 31 welcom to the jungle baby

Mr Strachan! Where you been? You're presence is required behind the velvet curtain old chap.

B Strachan wrote: Hey guys long time no see. congrats to all the new Players at rank 31 welcom to the jungle baby

It's Alive It's Alive, just joking, nice to see you again Brother, also what Muck said. Been too long

Hi B.

Max I came in on your fireball btb.






I just grit my teeth and waited for it. Good flying.

I started that game 1 vs 7 whittled them down to just you. Good game. Didnt you come in at first on my side? I thought I saw your name pop in blue at first. May have just been wishful thinking.

LMAO Mäx
In Chocks screenshot you down a hole bunch of reds and then type burp
Realized that you where talking to Raptor but still funny
rap is burp in swedish

B Strachan wrote: Hey guys long time no see. congrats to all the new Players at rank 31 welcom to the jungle baby

Brian, if you missed my post(s) regarding your Star Chamber invitation...your Google Group status is showing you as "invited". That means an invitation did go out and I can't send another. Have you prowled your spam folder? If it isn't in your inbox it's almost certainly in there.

It's good to see you back Brian. Hope you stick around a bit and I get a chance to fly with ya, always a pleasure!

Speaking of MIA M.O.Ms... Rick(or anyone else), have you heard from Chet or Anthony lately? Kinda miss the old farts. They each bing their own brand of humor that rounds out this out but house.

Into megaphone: BStrachan if you can hear me, walk towards the sound of my voice. We have a search party combing the woods where you were last seen. Your MOM misses you. We have cake & penthouse magazines on the chopper awaiting evac to the MOModrome.

Add in today's newspaper reads.

To those responsible for the abduction of our beloved Chet & Anthony, please call 1-800-666-MAMA.
We need proof of life before we send the ransom of cake, carton of cigarettes, & Trojans. We are still working on the bologna and the hamster in the plastic bag. Be patient and do not harm them.

MOM

Blue Max Young wrote: Into megaphone: BStrachan if you can hear me, walk towards the sound of my voice. We have a search party combing the woods where you were last seen. Your MOM misses you. We have cake & penthouse magazines on the chopper awaiting evac to the MOModrome.

Add in today's newspaper reads.

To those responsible for the abduction of our beloved Chet & Anthony, please call 1-800-666-MAMA.
We need proof of life before we send the ransom of cake, carton of cigarettes, & Trojans. We are still working on the bologna and the hamster in the plastic bag. Be patient and do not harm them.

MOM

Sorry to intrude but I was in game with B earlier and asked him if he had seen Wig's post and he said he hadn't, so he said he will pop past and get it sorted.

Over and out you smelly old MOMs.

Who's Brian?

Poor Brian.... Always second fiddle...

Blue Max Young wrote: I started that game 1 vs 7 whittled them down to just you. Good game. Didnt you come in at first on my side? I thought I saw your name pop in blue at first. May have just been wishful thinking.

I would not have looked a gift horse in the mouth I think you stayed my enemy the whole way thru. Gg, gd flying max

Read your post on the Looney Thread. Glad to hear you and your father are talking.