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You are trespassing
GET THE HELL OFF OUR LAWN!

Möther F*ckers:

TX LAWMAN (Chris)         Patrice71 (Patrice)         bts_ (Simon)
Poc96 (Pat)         Frank Baracca (Paolo)         Gizmo (Kevin)
Cricket (Chuck)         Tango56 (Jeff)         Doggy Dix (Johannes)
Acefreely (Dennis)          Flying SOB (Rick)         Husky Dog (Dave)
Dognamitt (Roy)         Jasta (Oli)         One Kill (Jay)
Kiwi Bilko (Kevin)         Bob Lee Dog (Robert)         Keel (Kiel)   
V. Huntress War (Vanessa)          Marko99 (Marko)          Mean Fokker (Keith)

The Official M.O.M Wannabe Handbook

Rule 1: There are no rules in M.O.M

Rule 2: There is no lying in M.O.M

Rule 3: Rule 2 is a lie.

Rule 4: Members of M.O.M will exhibit blind obedience and undying loyalty at all times, failure to do so will result in lockdown at the Gulag. 

Rule 5: Language; we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Hand gestures don’t work well online.

Rule 7: Failure to follow Rule 6 will result in immediate expulsion from M.O.M.

Rule 8: Any member of M.O.M who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked half a day’s pay. Half of f@#kall adds up fast. Keep this in mind when your crack dealer comes around to collect.

Rule 9: All members of M.O.M must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you very much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say “Thank you so much you miserable mother@#king son of a b*tch,” then shoot him on the ground and say “Get the hell off my lawn!”

Rule 10:  See Rule 6

Rule 11: In Dogfight A.K.A. free for all missions, members of M.O.M may choose to refrain from shooting other M.O.M pilots. "Rule 11" is the call, ok, roger or piss of you die are all acceptable responses. This is not a requirement, merely one of the pleasant aspects of being a member M.O.M. If you wish to kill fellow members, good luck with that, but do not kill another member without first declaring your compliance with Rule 11 or lack thereof. Some members of M.O.M treat Dogfight missions as the closest we’ll ever get to squad wars without the use of hallucinogens. We are a team, it’s nice to play as such once in a while .



For the most part, the members of M.O.M are in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s after which we stop counting and forget what we had for lunch.

Anyone of any age may apply for M.O.M. Pilots under the age of 21 that are accepted will generally be treated like dirt. Children, spouses, and relatives of M.O.M members will be accepted instantaneously and treated even worse.

Applications will be subject to review by the Star Chamber
In the case of a 7-7 tie, the applicant will have the tie breaking vote, and the vote will be a compulsory undecided in absentia.

Applications should be submitted in the form of a hand written email on poster paper with many decorations and embellishments, using paint, colored pencil, crayon, or the blood of a redheaded virgin. Some form of death must be incorporated into the imagery. In addition a forum post containing the words “Hey you old clowns can I join?” will also be required.

Bribery is encouraged and will almost certainly get you in. Cash is preferred but hookers, liquor, weed, guns, ammo, broads are also acceptable. Oh and Liquor, too. Did we mention liquor? We're easy to please. 

If you believe that a game can be played with utmost respect, honor and dignity…..you’ve lost the point. And you’ve lost the word game. We have something you can salute right here. If, however, you believe in the spirit of friendly competition, competitive goofiness, and goofy friendliness and you can spell “in”, then you’re practically in. Above all, M.O.M is dedicated to the proposition of having fun, even if that means killing you. There isn’t much we wouldn’t do for a chuckle and watching your flesh burn in a plane made of wood and paper is high on the list. Become one of us or risk utter and complete destruction. M.O.M. We can be your best friends or your worst enemies. You decide. Now get the hell off our lawn! Don't make us tell you twice!