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The Mean Old Men 12 years 2 months ago #114392

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Chocks Away wrote: Nice one Max. Me too. That was a burden I carried around for too long. We are planning to meet up in a couple of weeks to share cake :)

GhostRider... Do you know any recipes for wheat free, sugar free cake mix!? It would be a laugh to make one as a belated birthday gesture, but he is wheat and sugar intolerant :huh:

PH... Great vid. Cant go wrong with Python in my book. '...it's a Mess for sure, but no Messiah' :P
I found this for Brian if he takes up the gauntlet, good stuff, endorsed by the highest authority.



Come on Brian! :whistle:



Lots of recipes out there for flour less chocolate cake, i dont know about sugar free though, maybe flour less choc cake with spenda instead of sugar. Does it need to be sugar free and flour free, or just low. You might also find a standard cake recipie and substitute potatoe flour and spenda
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. Wigbomb wrote: In keeping with our new policy of only admitting a maximum of three new recruits per month, here are the four new M.O.Ms for July '13:

Major-General (97 Kills) (whose alter ego is...Alter Ego)

Brigadier-General TadpoleofDoom

Air Commodore DiverB

Air Commodore II Silver€bow

Welcome to M.O.M, kids!

At least one of our new MOMrades is battling with forum log-in issues so all eyes on the lookout...break the good news to any and/or all of these suckers when you see 'im/'em.

Oh, and...

Happy Independence Day, Amerikan M.O.Ms! Woo-Friggin-Hoo for the red, white and blue!

And much more significant...Happy First Anniversary M.O.Ms everydamnwhere!

Imagine, it was just a year ago that Dogfight was this primitive little game app, rife with bugs and glitches...connections constantly being dropped, silly superficial conflicts player on player and squad on squad here in the forum...childish arguments about what does or does not constitute "spawnkilling"...everyone waiting with bated breath for Squad Wars...and Brian Strachan at #1. Wow! Amazing how much can change in a year, huh?

Thanks (from me to the bunchaya) for making it a flippy, fun and dull-moment-free twelve months.

Wig


Welcome new MOMbers! As this is the holiday weekend in which we celebrate the one-year anniversary of the birth of MOM (hence all the fireworks) and also the birth of a small-ish (at the time), refreshingly modest and unassuming little start-up country with a super good PR department (much like MOM), please do not report to Human Resources, Room 6, until 0300 on Monday, July 8th, for the complimentary exploratory ingrown toenail removal surgery and facial orientation class.
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Flyingmuck wrote: Could someone bring me up to speed.....what deleted thread.....why isn't Davy going to use the forum....why did the chicken cross the road.....????? My brain hurts....what's happened!!!???


I think it has something to do with Cottage Cheese...
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Hey MOM's
Trespassing again :evil:

Just popped through the hole in the fence to show this



This is from the game Bel was posting about.
Took out sharps over and over.

I switched just to take him down.
Thanks for the pass Bel :) [/quote]

Hey Blue Dane!
Lol!
In future just walk through the front door, it's always unlocked and open. :silly:
When did we ever lock the door. :P
Come to think of it :huh: did we ever have any walls to this place? :whistle:
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Welcome new Mommas :P I managed half a game with Alter Ego but you left....

DAVY. DONT BITE. COME BACK. LET THE WILLY WONKAS OF THIS WORLD RUN OFF LIKE WATER OFF A DUCKS ARSE. YOU ARE TOOOO GOOD TO SNAP LIKE THIS. YOU ARE MEDICATION AT LAUGH TIME.

I heard a funny quote... 'Behind every great man is a surprised mom'.

I'd cross the road for cottage cheese.

Blue... What you saying bro, come back too :(
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I entered a FFA as the rabbit and this happened... I struck Terror in the hearts of all except a warrior few (mainly bfoust) (who stuck around and won). I'm actually thinking I might be getting good but then again it's probably the M.O.M tag I basking under. Not much staying power about at the mo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Simple.....because you didn't *¥#% cook it!
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....er....I would love to tuck it away.....but...er...it's not the umbillical cord :ohmy:
It was the UK RN who turned me down.....quizzed me on the names of their boats....I wanted to fly....epic fail....get sea sick in the bath. Bah! Humbug! Their loss.....
As for the Swiss....they do have a navy.....and a huge merchant navy...but no carriers. I'm left to moor the boat at the bottom of the garden <sniff>
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Dratted, this did not go as planned. :pinch:
Bought a new phone for the missus.
A samsung galaxy s4 mini.

Figured if I do that I will get to purchase a new phone or a new tablet
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or even better one of each.
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But no ...
"Now you have finished shopping electronics until Christmas, at least"
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
crap crap crap and crap again
What am I to do now

I want to replace my galaxy s2
I want a bigger faster not hold together by ducktape phone :(

I think I have to do like Davy
I'll go sit in a corner and cry like a baby
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly
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Mr. NOOSH,
In answer to your recent questions.

Yep, riding a bunch. Relocated gas tank for more balance and dropped the center of gravity.
Ocean Drive is my heart breaker. If it's going to break down its always at the furthest point.
It makes for an adventure to get home.

Today's tuning got me to 52mph...down hill. Cruise at 45. This is a dream ride. I made it more quite by using spray undercoater on the fenders and engine/clutch covers. Next is to put steel wool in the muffler. My friends/motorized bicycle riders are envious and will be trying my ideas on theirs. They call it the "stealth bike". Almost as quiet as an electric. Big (32") tires and a longer wheelbase means I don't need the added weight of shocks.

This bike is a dream come true. I'll post pictures and maybe a video in a bit.

Drs orders...no ENJOY SQUAD. "RICHIE and the TICS" are singing a nice tune. The lead singer gets rambunctious. What can you expect from the world's only "Barbershop Soprano Chorus"?
They get WILD!

Thanks for asking...that was very nice.

Paul

This the before...after..soon.

Want to mount a ram-air idea first.
Idea is to mount a hose to make the air RAM into the carb. Carb is behind the engine. Not efficient. Hope to get 20 percent more power.
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Whoops,
I just realized that the phone I bought today is not released until next week here in Sweden
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(dogfight appeared to be working just fine on it)
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I would like to be mad at somebody, just like some other people around her. Any volunteer's.... :woohoo:

And Zuperman... My hat's off to ya.... I don't think I'll ever start my own forum or a chatty shoot em up game.... I don't have the patience to be told how to run my own game or forum......
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Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Mr. NOOSH,
In answer to your recent questions.

Yep, riding a bunch. Relocated gas tank for more balance and dropped the center of gravity.
Ocean Drive is my heart breaker. If it's going to break down its always at the furthest point.
It makes for an adventure to get home.

Today's tuning got me to 52mph...down hill. Cruise at 45. This is a dream ride. I made it more quite by using spray undercoater on the fenders and engine/clutch covers. Next is to put steel wool in the muffler. My friends/motorized bicycle riders are envious and will be trying my ideas on theirs. They call it the "stealth bike". Almost as quiet as an electric. Big (32") tires and a longer wheelbase means I don't need the added weight of shocks.

This bike is a dream come true. I'll post pictures and maybe a video in a bit.

Drs orders...no ENJOY SQUAD. "RICHIE and the TICS" are singing a nice tune. The lead singer gets rambunctious. What can you expect from the world's only "Barbershop Soprano Chorus"?
They get WILD!

Thanks for asking...that was very nice.

Paul

This the before...after..soon.

Want to mount a ram-air idea first.
Idea is to mount a hose to make the air RAM into the carb. Carb is behind the engine. Not efficient. Hope to get 20 percent more power.


I like it Paul. Silent but deadly! Your still missing the clothes peg holding a playing card into the spokes for extra grunt. That's how I upgraded my BMX. I'm chuffed your getting the most out of the wheels. EDIT: can you get away with just the near side rear view mirror instead of both? Shed some more off....
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Marko99 wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road?? Simple.....because you didn't *¥#% cook it!


I feed mine then they feed me.... Bok bok pok pok, pwerk, yum.

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Wow Paul!!!!! Very impressive to come up with something like that to get yourself around. Can not wait to see the modifications. ;)
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That's pretty b-chin Paul...looks simple, clean and ol school..how I like my women too :woohoo:

been Noushed lately?
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Hey guys!
Where's everyone gone to? :huh:
Just thought i'll let u guys know i'm gonna go to a Medievil Fair tommorow.
Can't wait cos i've never seen the Jousting (spelling?)
And what about the heavy armor they wear. Wow!
Stinking hot full of sweat and they're battling it out. :)
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And men in tights with bows and arrows!! :lol:

Enjoy Yak and post some pics of your medieval merriments with tankard upon tankard of honeyed mead and frothing ale.
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Well, I have to do some actual work and leave y'all alone for a few days and all hell breaks loose...

Firstly, let me congratulate our new M.O.Ms all 3 (4) of you. Welcome to the fold. All well deserved and welcome additions.

We have a 1 year old M.O.M? What is this Tennessee? Speaking of Tennessee, somebody explain what hell is going on wih Davy, Davy Crockett? PM me if its a sensitive matter and I'm picking the virtual scab. PMs? I've received several and think I've responded, but couldn't prove it if I had too. So, let me recap. Everyone that sent them should know what I'm talking about. 1) really!?!? WTF? That's crazy talk! 2) thanks for the info. Hope to see em again soon and yeah those are some good guys 3) If the super glue and rash ointment didn't fix the problem, you need to go to the ER now (really hope you got the original reply, cuz if you haven't acted by now, we'll just call you Sally from now on) 4) keep your chin up, kid. It's worth working on 5) I'm with ya! It's time for a pair a pliers and blow torch. That should cover the PMs.

Somebody's a grandpa? Giz? Was that you? Grats my brother!

Paul, where do you put the passengers when you're cruisin' for chicks?

Roo is banned? Somebody clue me in here?

Has the MOMORAF parade been delayed? Should be more coming soon. Mrs Parrot and the family are on the road as of this morning, gonna dedicate some flying time later today and try to make up some the distance YEMX has on me. Max, I'm still planning to Stache up my name when I do. I'll make it obvious that its me tho.

Alrighty boys, keep it between the ditches and I'll see y'all up there.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Davy,
Man, I wasn't blowing you off ingame. I had to take a phone call from work. Had a Problem with a Prop in Beta Range. Ended up being a Beta Pressure switch on the PCU....
Anyway's Sorry man..... :)

Sorry Davy.... ;)

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Flyingmuck wrote: And men in tights with bows and arrows!! :lol:

Enjoy Yak and post some pics of your medieval merriments with tankard upon tankard of honeyed mead and frothing ale.


Hmmm, Are those Tight's Leather?
I think I'm starting to like this story...... Heh Heh.... :cheer: :lol: :woohoo:
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Gonna be flying as Pencil Thin M.O.M for a bit. I could solve some mysteries too...
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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You are hearing from one happy guy! I just got back from testing my experimental air-ram on the bike. Cruise went from 45 to 57mph flat and from 52 to 68mph down the hill near the beach. (The cool air at the beach really helped.) Now, some more fine tuning and dressing up the ram and I'll have pics. Just need to make a holder for my Kindle and vids will be forthcoming.

I'm so happy I could kiss a Jack-A-Donkey on the lips!

Heading out for Drive ride soon.
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Congratulations to our newest MOMORAF ALLAN :woohoo:

Given the amount of morons :pinch: sorry, MORAFs in this squad,
maybe we should change the name to M.O.M.A.Z
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Mean Old Men And Zebras
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Well would you look at that! Another MOMORAF. Congrats buddy! Had no idea you were so close when we were playing today. Congrats! Wished I had been around for it.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Hay guys I'm back my i pod wouldn't load the game and today's the first day it would. Catch me up on all the stuff.
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Oh also I turned thirteen a few weeks ago!!! I'm now a teenager!!!!!!!!!
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Well done, Allan! Now we have a M.O.M.M.O.R.A.F. auf Deutsch! Herzlichen glückwunsch, mein freund!

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www.oceandrivenewport.com/

A sample of my ride.

I had an idea..cool the air intake.
You guys know better than me, but if I add a way to have dry-ice to cool the air intake, it would seem to me to run better. I noticed that when I got around the corner to hit the sea-breeze...the cool air...the performance increased.
A funnel/container on top of the pipe to the carb holding dry ice may cool it down and bit.

Any ideas?
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Wow no welcoming party there… expected explosions, and cake.



Ps. Dont see karma anymore, what happened?
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