This just cant be
I have bin trying to get in to fly but the dang servers wont let me. It wont even let me chat.
Only sas pleas redgister first by klicking one of the servers on the right.
What a joke.
I so furius that Im a hazard to my phone at the moment.
He needs to fix this shiit
I to want to meet this suposingly blond you guys talk about.

Some one broke Dogfight. Wasn't me. I will try back later.

SOOO THINGS ARE GOING "WELL" in DF land was kinda looking foreword to a few hours tonight .... figures its still a heck of a lot of fun when you can get in a game with some good guys, and not lose connection , won't talk about LAG , or screen freeze , yup all in all I still miss it..... I think...

bellsaj wrote: You will not believe what happened to me today.
I lost of course contact when I tried to photograph
But you can clearly see that someone has a fan club
That cheering for him on his path to MORAF
Is there anyone else who encountered this delightful lady?

Alright Guys I admit it that was me
I was doing the Drag Queen thing cheering for MAX
Sry for the brunette i'll go buy a blonde wig. now

OK, I bored already... But al good anyways. Heres a movie bra!

Heres me and my Grand Daughter at Konos for breakfast, kinda broken up but still cool.

Blobbers,

That's one beauty of grandbaby you got there, brother. I have all boys. What ever higher power there is out there knew better than to give me girls. I'd be useless against something like that. Still hoping when grandchildren do come along its granddaughters, though. (Many ,many years down the road)

Well my brightly feathered friend, thank you for that response. This little girl is actually kin to my wife, from her son, with me, the late husband. I am just happy she is in my life. As you can tell, we get along great!! lol. Grand kids do make an astonishing difference though... they can be easily trained to fly in the skies of D.f., as we do, but with immense energy. I'm still working on this one... 4 years old.

Reporting in. Not kids for me but a new dog. A six month old red merle boarder collie with green eyes. The energy in her is..... Omg!
It's chaos at home, she has to come to work at the mo too. She belonged to friends who could not cope, let's hope I can.

Gonna try to get in a game. Peace out all.

Chocks Away wrote: Reporting in. Not kids for me but a new dog. A six month old red merle boarder collie with green eyes. The energy in her is..... Omg!
It's chaos at home, she has to come to work at the mo too. She belonged to friends who could not cope, let's hope I can.

Gonna try to get in a game. Peace out all.

Pictures to the looney bin temporary asylum thread please.

All Sever down i can not log in mhhhh

Yep I got in, dogs fighting, chasing, crashing, howling, just like real DF.

Think it's about time someone made an announcement about what the problem is,come on zup what's going on.

I found out what the problem is. IT AINT WORKING.

Davy you got to stop bombing the buildings man, thats where the servers are

everything has to take a dump sometime in it's life..... Musta been dump time....

Guess its constipated then, given the time its taken.

This is what worked for me. I just kept tapping the server till it let me in. Kind of like forcefeeding my frenzy for entrance. You have to also chant It seems to be on a really quick time delay of some sort, if you time it right, like a millimillisecond it will let you in. This is what worked for me last night!

Hope this helps!

EDIT: As of 1:30 PM Eastern US Time. The Messiness server is down(Grey-I think Davy is right and the Greys have control of that one), the Festibule Server is full and the Viny Ridge server is empty. So basically, two out of three are working. I did not attempt to go into Festibule, it showed red on player capacity. I went into the Vine server with no problem, it only had one other blue player in that game.

Ok I was attacking MANFRED in his tank and when I got close this is what I saw. MY GOODNESS MANFRED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THEM EWES.

And don't ever complain about not being able to use the tank very good. If my tank was full of all them ewes i wouldn't be able to drive very good either. You need to ban yourself for excessive use of ewes.

Davy Crockett wrote: Ok I was attacking MANFRED in his tank and when I got close this is what I saw. MY GOODNESS MANFRED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THEM EWES.

And don't ever complain about not being able to use the tank very good. If my tank was full of all them ewes i wouldn't be able to drive very good either. You need to ban yourself for excessive use of ewes.

Davy its a little known fact that when in the middle of a flock of sheep if you yell at the top of your lungs "BAAA RAM EWE " 3 times with FEELING you'll get the whole flock to walk towards you with there heads tilted to one side, then , then you know you have them under your power a whole flock of assassin sheep or something else.... food for thought

Well they finally got me bell. Stop shooting holes in my shiny new albatross. I'm beat after this one. Thanks for the help Quiet wish you could have stayed.

I decided to take a break (too busy these weeks), and when I am back, I see the ruins of what used to be my room in te Looney Bin Asylum. So, while Roo don't build a shiny new one, I decided to pay you Mad Old Monkeys a visit. Where is the cake?

(going back to real life for some days - bye, friends)

Come on Ped, time to go home back to the asylum. You're plane is waiting.

Max, quiet is my boy,has been since the first time i played.. never comes on the forum but dam if I've ever seen him finish a game..ever. Strange but thats just how he rolls i guess.

I have.
Last time I saw him do that was in a btc an hour ago.
He tanked up an shot the living hell out of the carrier

Edit:
Mäx you stole all of my mojo in that game. You made me crawl up in a featusposition and cry helplessly.
My enployer wont be happy to pay me overtime for lying in a corner for an hour.

Sorry I'm slow on the trigger, kids. The forum has been buggy for me over the past couple days. Just long enough to miss issuing official cyber-laurel wreaths to spankity new M.O.R.A.F's M4rtin and BluE MaX! But, it's too late now, so screw it. (Mucho congratgelato, guys! I thought gelato was Eye-italian, not Spanich. I learn something new and useless every day here at M.O.M HQ. When the fershlugginer thing works.)

Michael, you'd never plunged through the Earth's crust before? Jesus, if I had a buck for every time that's happened to me. So often I've become fluent in Chinese. Try this; in a CTC get into a tank. Be sure you're starting where the tank won't sink. Ram the protruding crank of your tank up against the carrier's posterior. You'll get a timer as if you're on deck. Then let yourself lose the tank. When you spawn in a plane back at home base you'll be hurtling backwards on the ground at 600mph. You'll crash. Hit retry. More screaming ride-a-mower rewind. Your propellored puck will slide, glide, vibrate, plunge and keep plunging into the abyss. Erm...is it getting warm in here? I invite all M.O.Ms to try the Tank Wanker Shuffle in honor of our recently deified friends. Remember; the only difference between a MORAF and a MORON is a f. And we all know what a f represents.

Geez,

Time is passing quick these days! Everyday single day a new MOM makes moraf!
Congratz M4rtin and Max!!!!!

And, by the way, while I am a moron (cuz I don't know what an F represents), you guys could wait for my signal before hiting the trigger against my plane on head-ons; I can only see your red plane's dots when I am 30 feet from your plane. Little phone screen, weak eyes. Simplifying: ONLY SHOOT ME WHEN I SAY "I'M READY". Roger that?

Thanks Wig! Thanks Ped! I stand more with Ped, I am more the N than the F

M4rtin Officially needs Re-training he is Abominably Nincompoopish in any game

With Quiet, you never know if he is in game or out of game, till you see His name plastered across your screen as multiple Quite(Quiet) kills

Roger Dodger!

If I'm not totaly misstaking there should be 3 new zebra owners within a couple of hours.
Two of them are M.O.M:s

So we better start baking the cakes right away.

Gratz M4 and Max.

I have come to the conclusion that for me to get black and white on my plane I'm just gonna have to crash into yall and get it to rub off