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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148104

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Hey manfred.
Can we have that game of pool now? I've been practicing all month.i think im ready :);)
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148109

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RealTink wrote: you may call me.... mrs tink :)


Uaahhh here we go AGAIN!
Are you guys trying to get me in shape :woohoo:
Making me run for my life again and again...
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148112

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OMG!!! :woohoo:
She got her friends helping her, and the whole town is cheering them on

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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148118

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bellsaj wrote: OMG!!! :woohoo:
She got her friends helping her, and the whole town is cheering them on


Digs through the junk in the attic, where'd i put it hmmmm..... Rubber chicken, no, vintage ww2 bazooka, might come in handy but no, dirty panties from an ex gf, no, why do i still have those? Ah there it is! Riot gear! Ok bring on the frying pan weilding women! Lol :evil:

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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148121

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Hiya fellas.... Ummm and lady? Jacklpe, I didn't know we had anymore of those around.

She looks familiar though... A new hand you say?

Well welcome aboard, Ms Real? Ms Tink? Ahh screw it. How's darlin' work for ya? Honey? RT, then.

Shooting practice is tomorrow morning. Meet ya on the dock.

Chocolates you say? No problem. I can get most anything you need. I happen to have a connection at a Godiva plant. You won't get the fancy boxes, but the candies are all the same. I'll keep them in the fridge outside the bosses office. Help yourself.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148128

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Gezzz I just looked at the footage from the security cam.
There to the left, in red...
Wtf... Kes?... in a blond wig...
WHY KES?
You wanted to beat me too, or did you just like to see me run for my life?
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148132

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tKestrel wrote: Hey manfred.
Can we have that game of pool now? I've been practicing all month.i think im ready :);)

Sure thing, but I'll have to stop occasionally to mix drinks. Here's an extra cue ball, in case you powder one with that powerful break. Hey is that a custom pool cue? Why's it say "50cal" on it?
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148188

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Great job today Ms Tink. Keep up the good work.

I think Kes is gonna turn this place into a Pool Hall yet. I like the tables man.

A parade of pissed off ladies with frying pans... A scene from my nightmares.

Ms Tink, here is a brand new cast iron skillet for you. It'll take you more than a day to wear this one out.

Thank you to everybody that came in today. It was one of the busiest days we've had for a while. I appreciate it.


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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148195

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Hey guys could I buy y'all a drink for some cat nip u c it's illegal for me to buy it so rrrrr ummm uhhhhh
Don't move I'm trying to shoot you

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Ok all I want is a cold glass of buttermilk,leave the frying pan and the saw off shotgun under the counter. No trouble from me tonight I promise :whistle: :evil: :evil:


Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148244

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Hey jacklpe!....... :)
Bartender i'll like a pina colada please.... ;)
Who's in for a game of texes holdem poker? B)
Haven't played that for a looooong time...
Ok! I Promise i won't use the Aces all the time i hide under my right sleave..............but No promises that i won't pull out Aces from my left sleave
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148247

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Hey Dave was another good nights killing, HOT WAX FOR EVERYBODY.... :evil:
I could care....But I dont

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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148248

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yakuza wrote: Hey jacklpe!....... :)
Bartender i'll like a pina colada please.... ;)
Who's in for a game of texes holdem poker? B)
Haven't played that for a looooong time...
Ok! I Promise i won't use the Aces all the time i hide under my right sleave..............but No promises that i won't pull out Aces from my left sleave
:P


Tuva sas "Bring it on"





She's a shark like her mother.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148251

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But consider yourself warned Yak.
I'm not kidding about the shak thing.
This is one of her trophies.


She has played against among others Gus Hansen, Daniel Negraneau and Phil Ivey.

Edit: Not Tuva, but her mother has
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148252

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Wow Bell !!!!!!!
Now I know where u get the all the MILLIONS..........
$$$$$$$$€€€€€€€£££££¥¥¥¥¥¥$$$$$$€€€€€€££££¥¥¥

ps. She sure is a lil cutie.
She has a very good poker face.
Hands down, I surrender.
Lol!!!!
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148257

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yakuza a piña colada on its way! :)

Lol Bell I did not think you would get chance to take that photo as you has been running so fast, must of been when you where hit over the head! And falling down to the ground :P ( your little one deffinatly has a polka face :) )

CrazyWolf hope you I joy your Cold Buttermilk ;) ( frying pan and shoot gun are staying under the counter)
Cat.of.doom... Ohh cat nip. Your on the had stuff as well then I see!

And a hello to Parothead nice to meet you, I dont like darlin but you may call me Honey if you like lol. I will deffinatly be meeting you for practice if that's okay? And thank you for letting me know where the chocolate is kept it is deffinatly my best friend :cheer:

Thank you Jacklpe it was a good first day. And The frying pan looks fan tastic thank you muchly, hopefully the lads have learnt there lesson and I won't need to use it :)
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148285

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Its normal to drink at quarter to eleven in the morning right? Atom bombed please. In a point glass. No rimmer, thanks :)
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Actually those photos were taken in august. You wouldn't want to sit outside dressed like that now...

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bellsaj wrote: Actually those photos were taken in august. You wouldn't want to sit outside dressed like that now...


That's sick where is that?

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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148289

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bellsaj wrote: Gezzz I just looked at the footage from the security cam.
There to the left, in red...
Wtf... Kes?... in a blond wig...
WHY KES?
You wanted to beat me too, or did you just like to see me run for my life?

Jeez man i thought i was hidden well. I wanted to feel pretty for a bit. Plus it looked like fun chasing u around with a pan. I figured i was dressed well enough not to be recognized
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148291

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Jacklpe wrote: I think Kes is gonna turn this place into a Pool Hall yet. I like the tables man.

Me.... Turn the Jolly Roger into a pool hall :ohmy: :huh: ....... Never..... :whistle: :S :woohoo:
Ok :huh: maybe...................naaa icant do that to yall.... :evil: :woohoo:
Glad u like the tables. They r cool and best part its kestrel proof :pinch: :S :whistle: not sure about the sticks though.



Also i owe manfred $350 for that game of pool yesterday... Guess i need to practice alittle more :pinch: (note to self, never bet manfred :unsure: ) :whistle:
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148293

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I don't play pool much, but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night!
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bellsaj wrote: Actually those photos were taken in august. You wouldn't want to sit outside dressed like that now..


That's sick where is that?


Took that photo this Sunday. I live on a coastal island in northern Sweden.
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ill have pina colada.. Extra pineapple
slices, extra whipped cream, extra cherries, extra umbrellas, and, uh, hold the rum. Don’t
let me have too many of those. :pinch: :whistle:

MASTERY BEYOND BELIEF

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HD I can't see why you can't at that time in the morning..... Start as you mean to go a on. Lol

Beautiful photo Bell :)

And AtharvBhat :woohoo: ohh go easy on them you will end on on the floor befour you even realise.

Jacklpe do you mind if I tack Friday as my day off please got a lot to do Friday I am going to be manic. But I will be fine to work all day or night Saturday? :side:

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Manfred wrote: I don't play pool much, but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night!
:whistle:


Says Fast (manfr)Eddy...


(Somebody please tell me you got the reference)
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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I used to live in manhattan ks. There was a pool hall called fast eddies but I get the feeling that's not the refeance. Lol

How about a hot toddy. The cold snap has hit kansas and I think I'm coming Down with something :sick:

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Ohh Jasonmc my dear do you have...... Ohh no are you coming down with the dreaded......
Dennnn dennnnn demnnnnn

MAN FLU,!!! :P

Edit......
I could do you a hot chocolate with marshmallows or even whiped cream.... And bring you a duvet so youn cozy up next to the open fire :) lol does that sound good!
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RealTink, feel free to take whatever time you need off.


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3 atom bombs please puts a fifty on the bar, oh and the bottle of death please. Thanks. Sits in the corner grumbling to himself

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