Hey manny, i need something warm to melt this ice from my bones. How 'bout an atom bombed. Make that 2 of 'em, and a whiskey for my cat

I was about to write on Dr Daves Obama Tread, but decided to came here. I'll take pepper spray. Both eyes please. Thats much more fun.


Edit. Can I have a bucket of water. And a towel, please.

That's been a fun thread. I know damn well I'm not gonna change anyone's mind about anything so I've just had fun taking potshots. Pepper spraying ones self might be much more productive though.

[WS]HD wrote: Hey manny, i need something warm to melt this ice from my bones. How 'bout an atom bombed. Make that 2 of 'em, and a whiskey for my cat

DAVY SAYS, hi HD, be patient sir, IRAN will soon have the bomb and will be glad to warm you up. In fact I would say that they would consider it their duty to warm you up.

May I have another GRAPE NEHI PLEASE.

As I know that some truckers hang around here, I thought this might be of interest.

Propper is tactical and military clothing manufacturer. Varusteleka.fi uses this in their marketing. It is a netstore wich sells all kinds of army/outdoor clothing with reasonable prises.

Bar-keep I need something strong, the whole bottle, and a MOP because I've got a real sh** storm going on over there..

[DD]Big C wrote: Spent the weekend hunting, I didnt get anything, but my friend did. We hung it up, and left it over night. It got below 20 degrees that night, it was frozen solid in the morning.

Today, it was a high of 24 degrees with a wind chill of sub 10. We did some shooting, but it coulda frozen the balls off a brass monkey, as my dad says...

On the way back we saw a young deer that apparently though it was a cow...

So maybe a little hot cider?

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Hahaha davy, the atom bombed (if my memory serves me right) is gin, everclear and tequila with a shot of tobasco sauce

Not sure which will make you go blind first, the tabasco or the everclear. Yeahhhh let's mix em up. Goggles on.

(Booomm)

Hahaha thanks manny, nothing warms one up faster than an atom bombed

Man, that "other thread" has me craving some bluegrass.

This outta do it.

A Happy Thanksgiving to all you Bluecoats from this Redcoat Monarchy loving Island dweller!
Have a really good day guys

That's some mean fiddling there Jacklpe, love it!

Happy Thanksgiving to you too Muck, and to all of you. I hope everyone has a great day, plenty to eat, and good times with your families.

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Yes, it is. I have a picture from Mr. Crockets trophy room.

Can I have vodka with gun oil, please.

Lol, now that's funny. Good job

May I have another grape nehi please.

Well guys I had a stress free thanksgiving, i stuffed my turkey with PROZAC, it really helped.

Grape nehi pease

Hummm I just got my turkey drunk on Wild Turkey..... Oh wait that may have been me...... It gets kinda fuzzy there....

HAPPY 100th PAGE! I cant remember when I was last in here. What is that smell! And is that rotting and moldy fruit in the corner!?*Runs out screaming*.

*sees allied running and scream*
*wonders ' WHAT DID DAVY DO NOW ? *

*asks jacklpe " What did davy do now ? " *

*shows rotting and moldy fruit in the corner!*
*Runs out screaming*.

Yea, I'm a little lost. We don't run a dirty establishment here. If anything is nasty; someone is not gonna work here tomorrow. Somehow I feel like someone came in here trying to discredit the place.... I do enough of that with my political rants. I always notice that business falls off every time we go through this. Oh well, **** ** if they can't take a joke.

Manfred, Parrot..... We need a waitress. That would help things a lot I think. A ladies perspective on things might be nice around here sometimes.

I think I may post the position...

But I thought you would all enjoy this ROTTEN FRUIT BAND.

How would I know that the leading singer was STASH the arch enemy of dogfight

STASH was looking for MAX and a few others to stop in only most are so afraid of STASH that they ran out.

MAX never did show up, guess he didn't know they were there because MAX is the only one not scared of STASH.

MAX WHERE WERE YOU.

Now JACKIPE is ticked off at me because he lost a lot of business that night

Bar-keep, drinks all around, 600 points away and I think I'll wait till Sunday am to do it. Sorry Rap. Love ya buddy but Doc's gotta go.

Jacklpe wrote: Manfred, Parrot..... We need a waitress. That would help things a lot I think. A ladies perspective on things might be nice around here sometimes.

I think I may post the position...

Just a suggestion boss, but with so many around here with and affinity for ladies wear, you might wanna be real specific when you post the required qualifications for that position.

I like this.

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Jacklpe wrote: Manfred, Parrot..... We need a waitress. That would help things a lot I think. A ladies perspective on things might be nice around here sometimes.

I think I may post the position...

Just a suggestion boss, but with so many around here with and affinity for ladies wear, you might wanna be real specific when you post the required qualifications for that position.

Yea, I'm gonna be a little discriminatory for once... I have no idea what lady we are gonna try to hire, but she's gonna be the real thing.

You probably just broke Dent's heart.....

*Throws a burning match inside the building*
*Leaves a sign saying *Mommy didn't tell me not to play with fire*
*Signs the sign *From Stash*

Hi guys.
If Mr.Green turns up give him as many of these he as he wants or can handle, whatever comes first.
Put them on my tab.



Jack does that mean I'm not allowed to apply for that job?

I would have to be the Hulk to drink that.