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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148031

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Onsekone.... The first person she's gonna use that shotgun on is you (after I load it and pull the hammers back). No more anatomical references... Period. We ALWAYS treated Mrs Roo with the utmost respect, and we will be doing the same with Ms Tink.

Now, as to the tables, I'll order 10 of them please.


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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148032

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Hi mrs tink . I hope jack or manfred showed you how to make the black sludge coffee. A cup sounds real good right about now. A nice little tip for your jar.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148042

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Why Dave? She have a better set of...... :huh: ...... Tip Jars..... :whistle: ...... Than Manny....... :evil:
I could care....But I dont
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Don't get me wrong Manny we like you and all, but she just looks better in a Bra thats all... :ohmy:
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i really think, its just bellsaj goofing around with another account : realtink :huh:

i'll have a .............
A............
A.......

DANG IT !
I always forget its name :pinch:

MASTERY BEYOND BELIEF

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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148052

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I have only been on my first shift for just over an hour and all ready Jacklpe has had to help me with the shoot gun at the ready lol ! Did not think you would have to use it so soon. :S
but loving the look of the tables, good choice. :)
Nice to meet you Jasonmc, here is your wonderfull sludge coffee, Thank you for the tip but please tast it first you may not like it, so i apologise now just incase, But i will get the hang of it very soon if it's not :cheer:
Dentinhead I think and bell would look beautiful in them yy fetching dresses :) probly better than me :P
But your right I will have to come drink in here more often myself if your all like this all the time! SUCHFUN!!,!
And yes Bell i may even need to get the frying pan out ally ready! :lol:
And nice to meet you to Dr Dave I think lol
As for AtharvBhat I can assure you that I am not Bellsaj, I promice you. :)
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148054

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Yum black sludge jack himself would be proud of.

What part of the world are you from mrs tink
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148058

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MANNY QUICK! I NEED TO BORROW YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER! MY ENGINE IS ON FIRE!!!

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Ohh I am glad you like the Black Sludge, I am happy your happy! ( but who's Jack)
I am from Good Old England, and yourself? :)
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[WS]HD wrote: MANNY QUICK! I NEED TO BORROW YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER! MY ENGINE IS ON FIRE!!!


Yeah sorry about that... :evil:
I could care....But I dont
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148061

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Crap what did u do!!!! Mandy's in the back right now, I'll get the extinguisher for ya, it's beside the new pool tables. (Runs like a ninja, over the pool tables and around the barstools.) ok man (out of breathe) here u go.... I'll call AAAand let them know u need a tow and a rental car.
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He said FIRE so I shot him.... :whistle:
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*puts the fire out and stares mournfully at my plane* it was a modification gone horribly awry. I tried to add a supercharcher and direct water glycol injection to boost the power. Something mustve broke and leaked on the engine :( my mechanic is gonna be so mad....

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jasonmc wrote: Hi mrs tink . I hope jack or manf....

:woohoo:
No.. NO! you put that fryingpan down...
Ouch STOP SWINGING THAT THING...
I didn't do noth*smash* AOO :blink:
That hurt :pinch:
I didn't do anything... I promise
*swooosh*
STOP IT YOU HEAR.. STOP IT
PUT THAT DOWN..
NOOO DON'T THROW IT :woohoo:
put it down nice and easy
Noo it's all Jason, I have nothing to do with it.
Aim that thing at him instead..
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly
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Bell r u sure ur not tink........., I'm not as big a dodo as u think :pinch:
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PMSL...... :silly:

Ohh Blimy this first shif is turning out to be a very busy shift! And the use of the frying pan is very much needed so thank you to whome ever decided to have one behind the Bar! Genius idea, think I like it better than the shot Gun, deffinatly TURNS heads better than a gun anyway lol
And deffinatly will keep me fit working here! :)

And tKestrel I am not Bell lol my gosh! I am a woman can't you see! I am not bell I am not bell I am Tink I think I might have to change my name Ha ha ha ha
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 9 months ago #148068

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Hey Jacklpe, Tink, What was that smoking piece of crap on your yard? It wasn't burning very well so I poured my old engine oils on it. Now its burning better and smoke is not coming in your bar.


What are you all looking att? Hey, put that shotgun down. And frying pan. Ouch.


gtg
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*brings the fire extinguisher back inside* sorry guys, i emptied it. Gonna need to have it refilled. Ill send one of mine over as a replacement when i get back to base. For now, may i have an atom bombed?

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onsekone wrote: Hey Jacklpe, Tink, What was that smoking piece of crap on your yard? It wasn't burning very well so I poured my old engine oils on it. Now its burning better and smoke is not coming in your bar.


What are you all looking att? Hey, put that shotgun down. And frying pan. Ouch.


gtg

man it's getting violent in here today, i think i will come back later to play pool :S :whistle: dont want any dented up flying frying pan hitting me in the back opt the head.
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well Onsekone.....sorry to say that you u will have a MASSIVE. Head ach in the morning now! Maybe next time you will be have! :P

[ WS ] HD...... An Atom Bombed? That's a drink in a shot glass ant it? Or is is something completely different lol
Glad you put the fire out thou. Hope no one got hurt? :)
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tKestrel wrote: Bell r u sure ur not tink........., I'm not as big a dodo as u think :pinch:

Tink I am
Real Tink I'm not.
Miss Real Tink is not Mrs.Tink
No don't go for that thing again I said NOT Mrs.Tink :ohmy:
Ohh crap I'd better run... :woohoo:
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[WS]HD wrote: *brings the fire extinguisher back inside* sorry guys, i emptied it. Gonna need to have it refilled. Ill send one of mine over as a replacement when i get back to base. For now, may i have an atom bombed?

I'll put the fire extinguisher out side around the bin with the bottles. But i think manfred will have to help ya with the atom bomb thing :blink:
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Just duck and weave like you do in battle *ducks just in time to avoid being hit by the fire extinguisher* really? That ones the full one!
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Ohh tKesrel Please stay! Ill give you a game of pool? they are behaving there selfs... I don't know what came over them all..... There must be something in the air. :)

Atom bomb?. :unsure:


And nope lol I am not related in any way to bell! And I am sure if the mrs Bellsaj was here she would hit you with my fine frying pan also lol Hmmmm getting used to this frying pan hitting malarkey lol but I might need a new one soon the rate I am going with it?
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tKestrel wrote:

[WS]HD wrote: *brings the fire extinguisher back inside* sorry guys, i emptied it. Gonna need to have it refilled. Ill send one of mine over as a replacement when i get back to base. For now, may i have an atom bombed?

I'll put the fire extinguisher out side around the bin with the bottles. But i think manfred will have to help ya with the atom bomb thing :blink:


Its just gin, everclear, and tequila with a shot of tobasco
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[WS]HD wrote:

tKestrel wrote:

[WS]HD wrote: *brings the fire extinguisher back inside* sorry guys, i emptied it. Gonna need to have it refilled. Ill send one of mine over as a replacement when i get back to base. For now, may i have an atom bombed?

I'll put the fire extinguisher out side around the bin with the bottles. But i think manfred will have to help ya with the atom bomb thing :blink:


Its just gin, everclear, and tequila with a shot of tobasco



oohhhhhhh I am likening the sound of that..... It's a coming up! :)
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Miss tink is it or mrs tink just not mrs tinkerbell correct. I'm for kansas United States . Middle off no where BFE.
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Everyone please be sure to keep Ms. Tink's tip jar full. Tink, if we run out of everclear, there's a liter of isopropyl in the medicine cabinet.

HD, here's a beer for when the extinguisher runs out. No no, not for the fire. Drink it. Wait a couple minutes. Now THAT'S for the fire.

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Manfred wrote: Everyone please be sure to keep Ms. Tink's tip jar full. Tink, if we run out of everclear, there's a liter of isopropyl in the medicine cabinet.

HD, here's a beer for when the extinguisher runs out. No no, not for the fire. Drink it. Wait a couple minutes. Now THAT'S for the fire.

Manfred


Thanks manny that hits the spot *breathes fire* oooooo new party trick! Keep em coming! Puts a 20 in tink's tip jar
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Ahh thank you Manfred. Thank you for the tip!
and Greatfully receved me 20 tip thank you muchly HD :)

Jasonmc you may call me.... Tink or mrs tink it's up to you :)
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