no

that is the real story


i used high tech lasers and super quiet drills for digging

the drill used to cause vibrations, but i figured out a way to smother them

i found some natural caves underneath JR

my A.I. Did some calculations and used high powered electron beams to negatively charge the surfaces of granite.

Then i used a another powerfull laser, that heated the surface to 3000 *c . To convert crystals to amorphous powder

Finally, i used a positively charged iron core to attract all the granite powder

this way, i could dig without getting noticed

Jacklpe, while going through some old photos I ran up on this one and thought you might like it. This was my old hunk of junk back in my day of being an owner operator, some consider it a pretty nice ride and I guess it was back than. O well them was the good old days.

Jacklpe wrote:

Now announcing in game availability!!! You can now visit us in game just beside the bridge! Come on in and take a break from the war! Enjoy cold beverages, hot food, free pool and darts, and good conversation. While you are in, don't forget to drop a nickel in the worlds most diverse jukebox! We'll see you soon!

(Awesome graphic courtesy of Pedrinho)


Welcome to the Jolly Roger!
Est 2013
Jacklpe: Proprietor
Manfred: Bartender
Jacob 10000: Purchasing Consultant
Ms RealTink: Barmaid

Paul Mantz Jr.: Floor Security

Yea, there IS a reason a man that old is working security!

Parrothead: Manager of "Special Projects"

Think of us as that really good bar you went to when you were young, or hope to go to when you get older. When you come in here, you are a friend. When you start a fight, you get a fight. If you are down on your luck, we'll pick you up. There are no leaders to please, no totem pole to climb... Only good friends having an imaginary cold one, and solving the worlds problems... One dumb drunken comment at a time.


House Rules!

No personal attacks.
Follow the dogfight forum rules.
Check your feelings at the door.

And the most important rule of all: What happens at the Jolly Roger, stays at the Jolly Roger!

If you violate these rules, we will make you walk the plank. Seriously.


This is not namby pamby land. This is not your mothers house. If you are a sensitive loving person who feels all of your feelings, then the piano bar is up the street. With that said, if we get too crazy, the cops (mods in this case) will kick in the door, arrest us all, and pull my liscence. DON'T GET MY LISCENSE PULLED!

Without further ado, Welcome to our place where everybody knows your name!

Bump

CrazyWolf wrote: Jacklpe, while going through some old photos I ran up on this one and thought you might like it. This was my old hunk of junk back in my day of being an owner operator, some consider it a pretty nice ride and I guess it was back than. O well them was the good old days.

That's a great truck. I'll trade you this one with all of its EPA mandated engine destroying garbage for it anyday. This is the real hunk o junk. It looks nice, but that's about it. I wish I had enough cash to go buy something pre 2003 and just bring it back to life. They were 100 percent better trucks.

RealTink... I am very very happy for you that you were not washed away. Floods are not forgiving, and I am so happy that you didn't have to deal with that.

Ath, buddy... I guess you haven't figured out that nothing here is by accident. We have a lot of very powerful people that owe us a favor or two due to the fact that we always pay attention to detail, and we always get the job done. Especially Manfred... Anyway, you go work on your "secret lab" and have a good time. Try not to spend too much time out back or in the warehouses though, cause certain things stay out of sight for a reason. We ask that you stay here in our bar where you are always welcome and not to go past the employees only signs. Failure to do so will at best result in prosecution. At worst... Well, let's just be friends and not worry about that. In the mean time, if we can help you with your research (on real things, as opposed to imaginary I mean umm secret labs and such, let us know. If you have a new product or service that we find interesting, we from time to time like to launder illegal funds invest in new technology.

HD, did you find the place? Excellent!

Oh yea i found it. Thats the way to keep combat fatigue in check just dont let ms hd find out

Jacklpe wrote:

CrazyWolf wrote: Jacklpe, while going through some old photos I ran up on this one and thought you might like it. This was my old hunk of junk back in my day of being an owner operator, some consider it a pretty nice ride and I guess it was back than. O well them was the good old days.

That's a great truck. I'll trade you this one with all of its EPA mandated engine destroying garbage for it anyday. This is the real hunk o junk. It looks nice, but that's about it. I wish I had enough cash to go buy something pre 2003 and just bring it back to life. They were 100 percent better trucks.

RealTink... I am very very happy for you that you were not washed away. Floods are not forgiving, and I am so happy that you didn't have to deal with that.

Ath, buddy... I guess you haven't figured out that nothing here is by accident. We have a lot of very powerful people that owe us a favor or two due to the fact that we always pay attention to detail, and we always get the job done. Especially Manfred... Anyway, you go work on your "secret lab" and have a good time. Try not to spend too much time out back or in the warehouses though, cause certain things stay out of sight for a reason. We ask that you stay here in our bar where you are always welcome and not to go past the employees only signs. Failure to do so will at best result in prosecution. At worst... Well, let's just be friends and not worry about that. In the mean time, if we can help you with your research (on real things, as opposed to imaginary I mean umm secret labs and such, let us know. If you have a new product or service that we find interesting, we from time to time like to launder illegal funds invest in new technology.

HD, did you find the place? Excellent!

thanx bud

the lab did cost a lot

I figured out the problm with the so called vending machine.

I told jarvis to fix it

And he did


jack and the employes are welcome to visit my lab.
Oher people who wish to come , just post here.

I may give u a security clearence

im currently working on non-flamable alcohol
it will prevent any drinking accidents.

AtharvBhat wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

CrazyWolf wrote: Jacklpe, while going through some old photos I ran up on this one and thought you might like it. This was my old hunk of junk back in my day of being an owner operator, some consider it a pretty nice ride and I guess it was back than. O well them was the good old days.

That's a great truck. I'll trade you this one with all of its EPA mandated engine destroying garbage for it anyday. This is the real hunk o junk. It looks nice, but that's about it. I wish I had enough cash to go buy something pre 2003 and just bring it back to life. They were 100 percent better trucks.

RealTink... I am very very happy for you that you were not washed away. Floods are not forgiving, and I am so happy that you didn't have to deal with that.

Ath, buddy... I guess you haven't figured out that nothing here is by accident. We have a lot of very powerful people that owe us a favor or two due to the fact that we always p

id like to post some pics of my lab.

Unfortunately , i cant post classified areas



This is the production bay




A.I. : jarvis



this is the meeting room :




here is a part the mainframe computer under JR :





here is the particle accelerator i use




here is the particle collider that i use




other view

unfortunately, im alone here

no one works other than me .

Im looking for employees

i'll start a thread for recruiting


CAUTION !
I may ask some simple questions during the interview

15 $ in tip jar

Yep to many toxic fumes

Actually, its closed.

It hasnt opened yet.



even after the lab , RnD and production bay is started, it wont let out any fumes.

It causes 0 pollution

HD please swing back by the clinic I'm afraid we just got Charity's lab work back, and the penicillins not gonna be enough. You need to come in... This ones on the house....

Dr Dave wrote: HD please swing back by the clinic I'm afraid we just got Charity's lab work back, and the penicillins not gonna be enough. You need to come in... This ones on the house....

I didnt touch charity cerberus did. And why are you letting your girls work before their tests come back?

Jasonmc DUCK........... Quack.... Lol I am trying to stop with the frying pan. As it it a heavy thing and if I keep using it I won't be able
to pull pints and make you all you fab dinners

Thank you Jacklpe

Mrs real tink I didn't realize you are a movie star.

[WS]HD wrote:

Dr Dave wrote: HD please swing back by the clinic I'm afraid we just got Charity's lab work back, and the penicillins not gonna be enough. You need to come in... This ones on the house....

I didnt touch charity cerberus did. And why are you letting your girls work before their tests come back?

I told you she works the Laundry your the one didnt read the menu first....
Anyway come by the Clinic...Soon very soon

Somebody use some Lysol on his barstool when he leaves. I don't know what they are doing over there, but we don't want it here. I just though it was a doctors office

Looked totally legit when I went by there.

Jacklpe wrote: Somebody use some Lysol on his barstool when he leaves. I don't know what they are doing over there, but we don't want it here. I just though it was a doctors office

Looked totally legit when I went by there.

Yeah maybe you should stop by the Clinic to jack.... ..... You know, just in case....

Landra & Tami are clean but I saw you go in to the Laundry room with Charity sooooooo just to be sure...

On the house....only $75.

My Dear Dr Dave
It's good to hear that the girls who work in the laundry are clean,
but why are you doing your charity in the laundry room?
Is it charity for a dirty cause or is it dirty money that will go to a "noble" charity.
I think that you need to be careful how you do your charity Dear Dr. someone might get hurt.

Not every one has $75 to give to charity this close to Christmas.
You should let donors with less deep pockets do charity for lets say $5
and the people that like to give to charity and have the means to do so pay some more.
That way your charity would get so much more.
But no one wants to give to a dirty, sordid charity, so you better clean up your charity.

Bell if we could get charity clean again it would be GREAT for charity's a stone cold FOX. But unfortunately Charity has contracted something Clorox Bleach wont kill much less penicillin. That's why Charity works the laundry now and not the floor. HD and Jack should have read the menu before ordering. The other....we'll call them Lady's are clean and eager to please.
As for price, We have a very.....Lets say Interesting payment plan your MORE than welcome to sign up for.......Depending on your Blood type?

Dave's place is The Travel Destination for All Denominations

Just bring CASH

Sorry Dave, I just walked in there by accident. I have not and I won't be giving to Charity this season. As I have stated, I am happily married. I'm sorry that your Charity isn't doing so well this Christmas season, but you'll have to support your Charity without my help. Also, until your Charity is cleaned up, I will not be sending any donors for it from here. Sorry, and save the penicillin for the next guy who hasn't learned yet that giving to Charity is sometimes a bad idea.

That's ok Jacklpe you've already made a sizable donation via your credit card. Charity says your a GREAT tipper to.

Anyway Dave, you come in here saying that stuff about a married man with a family??? Man, unless you can learn to keep the business side of your operation at the business, you're gonna go out of business. People who do frequent such establishments rely on said establishment not advertising who it's customers are.


Good grief...

Any left over sludge coffee? I even brought my own cup. I'm also in need of a good bull stuff session. So someone pull up a chair lets shot the breeze.

Dr Dave wrote:

[WS]HD wrote:

Dr Dave wrote: HD please swing back by the clinic I'm afraid we just got Charity's lab work back, and the penicillins not gonna be enough. You need to come in... This ones on the house....

I didnt touch charity cerberus did. And why are you letting your girls work before their tests come back?

I told you she works the Laundry your the one didnt read the menu first....
Anyway come by the Clinic...Soon very soon

I did read the menu thats why i went in the room with SARAH not NASTY CHARITY doc. Just give me the dang cure for cerberus. His junk is swelling and hes getting a tad temperamental.

jasonmc wrote: Any left over sludge coffee? I even brought my own cup. I'm also in need of a good bull stuff session. So someone pull up a chair lets shot the breeze.

Pulls up a stool and pot of coffee, hey jason. Whats up.

[WS]HD wrote:

jasonmc wrote: Any left over sludge coffee? I even brought my own cup. I'm also in need of a good bull stuff session. So someone pull up a chair lets shot the breeze.

Pulls up a stool and pot of coffee, hey jason. Whats up.

Your banner works! Niiiiiiiice!

[WS]HD wrote:

jasonmc wrote: Any left over sludge coffee? I even brought my own cup. I'm also in need of a good bull stuff session. So someone pull up a chair lets shot the breeze.

Pulls up a stool and pot of coffee, hey jason. Whats up.

Not much how you doing HD

Porkfinger wrote:

[WS]HD wrote:

jasonmc wrote: Any left over sludge coffee? I even brought my own cup. I'm also in need of a good bull stuff session. So someone pull up a chair lets shot the breeze.

Pulls up a stool and pot of coffee, hey jason. Whats up.

Your banner works! Niiiiiiiice!

Thanks reck. Speaking of coffee im gonna go make some real coffee

Hello fellas.... I say fellas as I have not seen any females in here lately ( even reading back pages there's none )

Thank you Jasonmc for the "Tangled video" I forgot that Rupunzle had a frying pan lol. Very funny! Could I ask you what you where doing watching tangled? Lol
Give me 10 and I'll pull a stool up and sit with you and HD but I think I am going to have a glass of cold wine, I think I deserve it after the few days I am having ( even if it's not real lol)