bellsaj wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: It should make you proud. It looked like they held up very well in those impacts. I would like to have seen what a full rollover with a load result would look like. Most American trucks these days have mostly fiberglass roofs, and rollovers are not pretty.

I couldn't find that rollover but I found another rollover test.
I sure shows why you allways should use the seat belt.

That just looks horribly painful.

Has anyone heard from Ms Tink? She said she was expecting a flood. I wonder if she made it through ok.

[WS]HD wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

BlueMaxYoung wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: I guess if I had all of the money I needed, my bills paid off, and nothing better to spend my money on, this is what I would like to have. At least something similar...

Now that is a rig! Wonder how much cash he sunk in to that? Beautiful. Functional? I'd be afraid to drive it anywhere. He needs to haul some pipe to one of my jobs so we could pull him through a mile of 12 inch deep mud with a dozer.

That's the flagship show truck for Western Distributing Transportation out of Denver. Their regular company trucks are gorgeous, so their show truck is out of this world. It's way too fancy really for my taste... I've been drug through the mud b4 by heavy equipment and I'll take function over beauty anyday, but that is still a dream truck (if only for use in a dream world).

Hey i think i know that truck stop! Is that the pilot station off of i-70 and university blvd near the purina plant?

I can't tell if that's the pilot or not. I was there in September I think. Not a lot of room in there...

Here is the one I was at earlier this year. It's probably a different Pilot.

Anyone here Could I please have some coffee. Well I don't see anyone I will just help myself. I put a dollar under the register and a five in the tip jar.

Jason, we'll air drop another thermos of coffee and some donuts and such to you next time... Just let us know where you are going to be.

No hunting today jack only work witch is still outside but I'm pretty sure I have never seen a power line while flying around. That must be why the rodger has is own hydro electic power.

Jason, are you still a squad mod, or did you let it go?

Jacklpe wrote: Jason, are you still a squad mod, or did you let it go?

I'm still a mod as far as I know

This is the one of the weirdest videos I have ever watched- it's an American hot pockets commercial, nothing inappropriate, just weird


$http://youtu.be/_KGDyB_yPmw

Remove the $ and give it to the find Paul Mantz fund... I miss that guy...

Now introducing Hot Pockets with Shrooms!

Jacklpe wrote: Here is the one I was at earlier this year. It's probably a different Pilot.

Nope that be the one! Hahaha i recognized the store and highway in the backgroun i worked in that area for years before moving to boston. Btw, between the hours of 3pm and 7pm avoid that stretch of i70. It jams up and youll just be crawling. Same thing in the morning between 6 and 9 am

Hey guyzz.

so i'll hope right to the point. 8:

last night, i landed by the jolly roger around 2400.
It was closed and jack was sleeping inside.
His truck was parked on the bridge

i borrowed his truck, took it to my place and loaded it with a brand new SMART soda vending machine.

I drove it back to jolly roger.
I knocked on the door but jack wont wake up.

So i picked the lock and installed the SMART vending machine.
I tested it by, thinking about coca cola and a can of coke popped from the machine !!
IT WORKED !!

[ I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO CREATE A MACHINE THAT READS OUR MINDS ]

so today, i came in and booted up the machine to find this




i wanted to ask a question.

WHO THE HELL MESSED UP WITH MY MACHINE ??


I SUSPECT NOONE IN PERTICULAR [ im sure davy or kestrel did it ]


IM NOT SUSPECTING ANYONE ! [ so u think ]

[ i totally suspect that davy did this ]

the vending machine is worth 2500 $

Ok... We know the story doesn't wash, because all of my real customers know the place never ever closes, nor is anyone ever able to see in my office. Plus, my sleeping quarters here, if I were to use them, are highly classified and fortified.

So this begs the question. Is Ath trying to shake us down for $2500? Ath, you'd better tell us the whole story. In the mean time, I'll be reviewing the video.

is jolly roger sound proof ??

Ath dude, you've got some explaining to do. I see you sneaking your machine in. My truck didn't move last night though. And yea, you picked the lock on an unlocked door.

So ummm.... Is this your way of trying to get us to finance your next project, being as this one seems to have failed for you?

And why would a bar, with employees that recieve tips for serving drinks, need or want a soda vending machine?

Just tell us the truth man. We may even want to help you. But, attempting to shake us down in the past has usually landed someone either shanghai'd, or at least with Manfred showing what he can do with jumper cables.

Time to be honest Ath...

AtharvBhat wrote: is jolly roger sound proof ??

The Jolly Roger is a lot of things. A simple bar it isn't. It is highly armed and fortified, and nothing goes on here that we don't know about. But, all of this happens very quietly and unobtrusively so that our customers have a relaxing experience while they are here. Also, they continue to join us because they know when they are here, what happens here will stay here. We also have many other projects, and our buildings and property are designed to support those needs.

So, once again, what are you really trying to pull off here sir?

Besides Ath, while you might say you paid $2500, that hunk of metal isn't worth $0.25 locked up on the Blue Screen Of Death. It's worth as much as my old HP laptop, which suffered the same fate.

Either your machine doesn't work as advertised, or you made the fatal error of thinking "gee I sure hope I don't get the Blue Screen again." This is all on top of breaking into a bar that was already open, and bluffing that you have seen the unseeable.

Hey maybe you broke into the wrong building. Are you at the hangar at the end of the bridge?

Now please direct your attention to this flashy thingy here...

Manfred

sorry.

Its not really a vending machine.

its a high tech cold storage, where everything from various drinks to foods can be stored..

I was going to gift it to jolly roger.

The machine, reads customer's minds and preps.
It then sends everything to bartenders table and other tables.

I installed secret passages below jolly roger, just big enough for the stuff to pass

i hid it in a compartment inside the east wall of jolly roger.

I was going to tell u about it.
But thought that it will be a good surprise.

I used a linux based operating system that will control this system.
It will be connected to the jolly roger mainframe computer i installed 2 miles under jolly roger.

I actually installed an intrecate web of connections of nano superconductors which are invisible to naked eye.

They run all over the walls of my secret lab miles under jolly roger.
They also run through the floors of jolly roger and then go under the lake to a location which is highly classified.

I can tell u the location. BUT IF I TELL U , I'D HAVE TO KILL U

I cant tell u anything about my lab.

Paul , discovered my lab and told about secret tunnels to everyone.

Thats why he had to leave dogfight for a month so that i could redo the lab.

The vending machine actually prepares any drink that i want.
But it requires high pressure to create some stuff like flamable water. And non flamable gasolene.


So , i had to install the inlet and outlet of the machine above the surface.
The machine that u see is not the actual machine.
Thats just the inlet and outlet.

Real machine is bigger than the carrier.

finally, i needed an A.C. for the lab.
The hangers proved to be a good hiding spot for those huge air breather jet engines, that keep the place cool.

There was a huge chance of damage to the lab and my home if they were placed near any other place.

Jolly roger, being the neutral zone, was the perfect spot for the weakest link in my project , i.e. The entrance to my lab.




hope , u dont mind

It sounds like ath mixed his chemicals wrong causing a toxic gas to be release into his lab. Next time wear some personal protective equipment professor. Have a cup of coffee on me ath.

Manfred, you'd better readjust your blinky light thing, or this poor guy is about to go on a free cruise.

Then again, maybe he is harmless.

Once again Ath, there are a few problems with the story. The JR sits on a natural granite formation. Much of the buildings strength and resiliency is derived from that granite's incorporation into the structure. Although tunneling is possible, doing so secretly is not. We hired a contractor one time to do a little underground work for us. He went out of business trying to cut into the rock. Finally, we used some of our government contracts to find the guy who could do it. It's amazing that there are so few people in this world who know how. After our business grew and we could afford it, we covered his retirement and helped him find a nice sandy beach on an island inhabited mostly by beautiful women. We still get Christmas cards, and yea, he ain't talking.

But, that's about all I can tell you about why we just sit around and laugh when people pull up to the door in their tanks, or claim to have dug secret tunnels underneath our building. As far as hacking our computer system, have fun. That old commodore PET hasn't worked in years.

Oh I thought vic20 was the number of frying pan victims not your computer

So Ath, I'm gonna ask you one more time. This is the best opportunity to come clean. If you are in search of funding for your research, we may be able to help. But, strong arming us won't get you anywhere except on an island full of cannibals.

Consider your answer very carefully...

Hey jack i dont suppose there are any plans for the addition of a brothel to the jolly roger are there? Or does it already exist and i just haven't learned the secret knock to be granted access to it? id really like to know ill even rob a few leperchauns of their pots o' gold for it

[WS]HD wrote: Hey jack i dont suppose there are any plans for the addition of a brothel to the jolly roger are there? Or does it already exist and i just haven't learned the secret knock to be granted access to it? id really like to know ill even rob a few leperchauns of their pots o' gold for it

No. Not here, as I'm a happily married man and would like to continue being one. But, I know another happily married man who just happens to own the Home for Wayward Girls. Go to this address, knock twice and ask for Dr Dave.

But, do so quietly. We don't want everyone to know about this.

Jacklpe wrote:

[WS]HD wrote: Hey jack i dont suppose there are any plans for the addition of a brothel to the jolly roger are there? Or does it already exist and i just haven't learned the secret knock to be granted access to it? id really like to know ill even rob a few leperchauns of their pots o' gold for it

No. Not here, as I'm a happily married man and would like to continue being one. But, I know another happily married man who just happens to own the Home for Wayward Girls. Go to this address, knock twice and ask for Dr Dave.

That explains a lot

Hi boss jacklpe and fellas,
Yes the floods have been and they have gone. Had sand bags outside my house but lucky someone must have been looking out for us as the water got to the end of my street and we got saved by two drains had a fare bit of water damage to things close to the water like the local kids park which was covered in water you could just seethe fence round it. And a lot of missing beach huts along the way but luckily no life's or injures happened so we are lucky.

So I am back

Jacklpe wrote:

[WS]HD wrote: Hey jack i dont suppose there are any plans for the addition of a brothel to the jolly roger are there? Or does it already exist and i just haven't learned the secret knock to be granted access to it? id really like to know ill even rob a few leperchauns of their pots o' gold for it

No. Not here, as I'm a happily married man and would like to continue being one. But, I know another happily married man who just happens to own the Home for Wayward Girls. Go to this address, knock twice and ask for Dr Dave.

But, do so quietly. We don't want everyone to know about this.

Hehehe ill do that...thanks for the info. Theres another item crossed off the bucket list should i be worried that it was so easy to get 3 pots o' gold from three different leperchauns?

Oh no mrs real tink is back everyone act natural. (Hands in pockets not making eye contact). Look out she has a frying pan

jasonmc wrote: Oh no mrs real tink is back everyone act natural. (Hands in pockets not making eye contact). Look out she has a frying pan

Oh crap and its the cast iron one! I didnt do it i swear!!