Once upon a time in a land far far away Ok it was Dallas There was a BEAUTIFUL young maiden that caught the eye of a strapping young man, He was a STUD in his own right AND MIND and luck would have it they took a liken to one another that no man could break. They started seeing each other on a daily bases till one glorious day this fine young strapping example of manhood asked her the question she'd been waiting to hear her whole life.Ok about 6 weeks He asked her, Darling will you marry me? Overwhelmed with joy the BEAUTIFUL young maiden said,,,,,, ,,,,,NO.... ....?!?!? Not till you've reach the level of MORAF the young man was stricken with grief and fear... Would he, Could he ever make such a momentous and prestigious accomplishment? Well he tried and he tried and he killed all that stood before him Most were shot in the back till one day he stood on the brink of realizing his goals of finally having the women he so desired and the rank which by now was truly to be his. As he stood on the very edge of this level he looks back on all that lay behind him, All the poor young souls that fell before their time many over and over again and again. He wondered, Was it all worth the cost? The pain, the spilling of blood, the death cries of the masses? The cries that now haunt his dreams? As he ponders he thinks, Yes, yes it was all worth it. I mean REALLY have you seen this girl??? WOW She's hot So sometime next week the good lord willing he will reach goal and take the maidens hand and she his and will fly away into the sunset together to live happily ever after without the blood lust and the screams of the soon to be dead. So I ask ye all fly and fear not from where it will come, for it will come quickly and hurt for only a second. So fear not fly straight and level and you to will see the other side. Thank you all and I'll be watching the sky's

Dr Dave wrote: Once upon a time in a land far far away Ok it was Dallas There was a BEAUTIFUL young maiden that caught the eye of a strapping young man, He was a STUD in his own right AND MIND and luck would have it they took a liken to one another that no man could break. They started seeing each other on a daily bases till one glorious day this fine young strapping example of manhood asked her the question she'd been waiting to hear her whole life.Ok about 6 weeks He asked her, Darling will you marry me? Overwhelmed with joy the BEAUTIFUL young maiden said,,,,,, ,,,,,NO.... ....?!?!? Not till you've reach the level of MORAF the young man was stricken with grief and fear... Would he, Could he ever make such a momentous and prestigious accomplishment? Well he tried and he tried and he killed all that stood before him Most were shot in the back till one day he stood on the brink of realizing his goals of finally having the women he so desired and the rank which by now was truly to be his. As he stood on the very edge of this level he looks back on all that lay behind him, All the poor young souls that fell before their time many over and over again and again. He wondered, Was it all worth the cost? The pain, the spilling of blood, the death cries of the masses? The cries that now haunt his dreams? As he ponders he thinks, Yes, yes it was all worth it. I mean REALLY have you seen this girl??? WOW She's hot So sometime next week the good lord willing he will reach goal and take the maidens hand and she his and will fly away into the sunset together to live happily ever after without the blood lust and the screams of the soon to be dead. So I ask ye all fly and fear not from where it will come, for it will come quickly and hurt for only a second. So fear not fly straight and level and you to will see the other side. Thank you all and I'll be watching the sky's

What the ...???? Huh????

onsekone wrote: Jacklpe, I'm sorry I have behaved badly in your bar lately. Obviously I've got difficulities to see what kinds of jokes are acceptable generally and in here. In future I try to behave better.

Meanwhile I'd like to have my vodka & cola. Without vodka. Make it double, please.

No sweat man. Enjoy your double cola.

What do you mean Huh? Don't you know bragging when you see it?

Don't you see boss? If Dr Dave makes Moraf, Davy said he'd marry him! I dunno about that happening next week though DrDave Good luck with that!

I have PARROT, why would I want DR. DAVE. Lol, we have two beautiful children together. Sorry DAVE, I'm taken.

Hey JACKIPE good game, sorry i hit the quit button by mistake, makes me mad because I don't think I've ever played with you much.

Any how good game.

Hey guys! Just thought I'd pop in for a drink. Coke please, Manfred. The quicker the service, the bigger the tip

In case you're wondering, I know my profile pic and sig is out of date. It won't let me change it...

Jack I met your cousin today.



Sorry but he didnt cross the road fast enough
Sorry for your loss.

Davy Crockett wrote: I have PARROT, why would I want DR. DAVE. Lol, we have two beautiful children together. Sorry DAVE, I'm taken.

Hey JACKIPE good game, sorry i hit the quit button by mistake, makes me mad because I don't think I've ever played with you much.

Any how good game.

I enjoyed it Davy. So often, because I play on my phone instead of an iPad, I can't get through a game without being disconnected by a phone call. All of my personal, and business calls come here, so I get bombarded sometimes. If I had half of the points that I have lost because of that, I'd be a MORAF tomorrow. As is, maybe by year after next. I actually managed to stay in that one, but I was running out of time, so I had to reach in the black bag to win it.... It was nice to make it all the way through a long game. That only happens once or twice a month for me. Anyway, hopefully we can play again soon.

Davy Crockett wrote:

Yeah that was mean. You know guys we up here in the hills are very sensitive, I'm crying again.


Me and PARROTHEAD, our eyes met, it was love at first site. Lol lol. Can you post this on the wall of the JOLLY ROGER.


Apparently my wife and PARROT had a little to much to drink, I caught them red handed.

Santa's soooooooo gonna get ya. Yall stoled his underwear and forced that pretty lady to be seen in public with you....

Anyone flown with clownykiller? In my 2 games today w/ him he lags and spawns an awful lot like Stache. I'm wondering if Stache has resurrected, or if it's just me...

Parrot, after the previously discussed post, you have now been promoted. I have no idea to what though.... So anyway.... Keep up the good work and I'll think of something.

Come on JACKIPE, get your employees to dress more appropriate or I'm leaving .

Another grape nehi please, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST. THANK YOU.

Grape Nehi, nice vintage, just blow the dust off the bottle. Jacko, where's the bottle opener? I'd hate to ask Davy for a bottle opener in his getup.

Appreciate the kudos Chief! I know you're slamming the gears extra hard over the next week. Stay safe and I hope ya get that time off. You deserve it!

knok knok... It's quiet in here. That tip cup is covered with dust.

I just play something from jukebox. It's sleeping time anyway.

onsekone wrote: knok knok... It's quiet in here. That tip cup is covered with dust.

I just play something from jukebox. It's sleeping time anyway.

Tin cup? That's mine! Here... I'll prove it!



Gimme oysters and beer every day of the year and I'll be fine...

My dear employees. In one sweeping post I probably just offended 2/3 of whoever is unfortunate enough to read it. If you wanna run for your lives, I understand. I'm not too good at the political correctness game, and I really have no intention of learning to be. You guys all know this about me....

Sorry if your tip jars etc are a bit light for a while. Blame me.

You worry too much. I'll take a bucket of Armand de Brignac Midas, please.

Grape nehi please

I'll have a Mountain dew and give this to Onsekone when he shows up.



Put these in the tip jar.


I hate to see it empty like that.

MINTTUVIINAA!!!

I'll gladly serve the minttuvina instead! Gasp, and I was about to crack open the big bottle of Armand. We were saving that for when Jacko hits MORAF (or when Davy washes his underwear, whichever comes first).
M

Whos the manager of the jolly roger? I need to speak with him if he has the time.

tKestrel wrote: Whos the manager of the jolly roger? I need to speak with him if he has the time.

Ummm. That's by appointment only, kid. I afraid you'll have to wait or talk fella behind the bar. I offer you fair warning. If you're looking to start some trouble, you'll find more than you want.

Yo Manny! There's some real estate salesman lurking by the pool table. Looks kinda shady. _{(Ssssshhhh, I told him Jackie ain't around. This dude gets lippy, send him to the dock. I'll show him the plank)}

Young feller, you put the cue stick down and let's hear what's on your mind. And that tip jar ain't just fer decoration. I hope you also took good care of the beaked gentleman out back, or you might not leave here through a door. Capisce?

tKestrel wrote: Whos the manager of the jolly roger? I need to speak with him if he has the time.

Will the owner be ok for you? What's on your mind?

Bring me a grape YaHoo plez. No wait! That's not right? Make that a Oh Oh.... No that's not right ether.... Aww hell just bring me a cold cup of tea... ... Make that a glass.....

Its nothing bad.
whiever the owner of Jolly Roger is (im thinking manny or jacklpe) yall have seen my thread about making a map for the squads of df. Well I was thinking of finding an island to put the jolly roger but I want yalls permission to do that. And if yall like the idea, u can pick ond of the small islands in the middle of the map. I was thinking of naming that water way in the middle the DogFight Canal.

Dr Dave wrote: Bring me a grape YaHoo plez. No wait! That's not right? Make that a Oh Oh.... No that's not right ether.... Aww hell just bring me a cold cup of tea... ... Make that a glass.....

Here's a glass of yahoo.
And a new stir stick!