Hey fellas, just strolling in for a quick game of pool... Its a good way to relieve stress. Good alternative to alcohol. But I would love a coke in a glass bottle. Thx manfred.

For all of you argumentative types, I opened a new thread. I'm calling The Grand Dogfight Society of Debate. Fancy name, simple purpose... I have learned a lot from all of you guys in the last year. If I were not willing to jump into a debate about whatever on this forum, I would have missed out on so many of the great discussions and learning experiences that I have had here. I also know that a lot of you guys aren't interested in the least. So my attempt is twofold. 1: give us a place to debate everything to death with some rules to keep us from being hateful to one another. 2: Allow those that don't wanna hear it to know where "it" is so that they can avoid it altogether.

I hope the thread finds success. In the mean time, several of you guys are MIA. Jason and Quack, where are ya? Paul has disappeared... Kes finally came in last night... Good to see you.

I have mentioned hiring a barmaid. As of now, that's on the back burner because of a lack of adult female participation in the Forum. We'll see who shows up, or rises to the top, and go from there. Lou Roo, we miss you.

Alright guys. I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. I know I did, but I'm totally not ready to head back out, yet that's exactly what I'm going to do today.

Later

Jacklpe

I'm still around jack. I have taken a few steeps back while I'm trying to dicide what to do with myself. If you want more of the story you wl have to look at the looney bin topic. As for quack he is still around just not as active since I'm not around much. If I don't talk to anyone between now and then happy holidays to all.

Well if either me or Dent wont fit for the job.


We met some back at the wardogs that were intrested in the job as barmaid.

Hey guys I'm new to the Jolly Roger and I'm wondering how much a cup of milk and a bag of cat nip

Btw, I forgot to mention it here. Congratulations on reaching MORAF Dr Dave. Manfred, we'll put his tab on the house for the week. No booze for him though. I think he likes Mexican food, so I'm gonna have a taco and burrito bar put in for a few days. For the rest of us, your first Corona is on the house!

Cat.of.doom wrote: Hey guys I'm new to the Jolly Roger and I'm wondering how much a cup of milk and a bag of cat nip

Man, you finally found something we don't keep in stock. Give me a few hours, and we'll have some catnip for you. Your first bag is on us... For now, enjoy your milk.

jasonmc wrote: I'm still around jack. I have taken a few steeps back while I'm trying to dicide what to do with myself. If you want more of the story you wl have to look at the looney bin topic. As for quack he is still around just not as active since I'm not around much. If I don't talk to anyone between now and then happy holidays to all.

Same to you Jason. I hope you get your issues worked out. In the mean time, feel free to hang out here anytime you like.

Dear Jacklpe.

I am writing to you to enquire about the job vacancy you have,
First off I would like to know what the job description is? And Also the pay and what holiday if any that i am initialed too. Befour I put in my job application.

Yours Greatfully

ME

Mycket rolig!

RealTink wrote: Dear Jacklpe.

I am writing to you to enquire about the job vacancy you have,
First off I would like to know what the job description is? And Also the pay and what holiday if any that i am initialed too. Befour I put in my job application.

Yours Greatfully

ME

Bell, are you that strapped for cash? If you need work, we can find something for you to do around here.

Man, I'm starting to worry about you now.

Cat.of.doom wrote: Hey guys I'm new to the Jolly Roger and I'm wondering how much a cup of milk and a bag of cat nip

I got some cat nip for ya.... ... Good stuff to. Just came up outta Mexico last week Very hummmmmm none addictive Trust me, I like kitty's

Hey guys, since I was alittle aggervated last night. I kinda ripped the fabric up on the pool table and broke the stick in half..... I'm sorry i was mad at the game (still am)

But I have already ordered 2 new tables to replace the old style one yall had.
This one costed me 12k but at least its scratch proof
And lights up no more missing the ball cause its to dark.


And this one costed me.....ugh....... I have no idea..... I seen it and said TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!! I couldn't resist. I mean come on, its a '78 Shelby mustang...and pool table....IN ONE!!

Looks like Jacks 1st car... The Mustang Flat Top...

Dr Dave wrote: Looks like Jacks 1st car... The Mustang Flat Top...

Lol riding in style

Dr Dave wrote:

Cat.of.doom wrote: Hey guys I'm new to the Jolly Roger and I'm wondering how much a cup of milk and a bag of cat nip

I got some cat nip for ya.... ... Good stuff to. Just came up outta Mexico last week Very hummmmmm none addictive Trust me, I like kitty's

Dave, you'll have to go way back in the thread, but you'll find I don't allow sales of that kind of catnip. You're gonna have to take that over to the gas station across the highway. Do whatever ya gotta do, then come enjoy your burrito bar.

Dr Dave wrote:

Cat.of.doom wrote: Hey guys I'm new to the Jolly Roger and I'm wondering how much a cup of milk and a bag of cat nip

I got some cat nip for ya.... ... Good stuff to. Just came up outta Mexico last week Very hummmmmm none addictive Trust me, I like kitty's

ya the war DOG is the 1 who likes the cat lol

Dr Dave wrote: Looks like Jacks 1st car... The Mustang Flat Top...

Ya know... Come to think of it, I've never owned a car. My wife had an Iroc Z Camaro for the longest time, but I've only owned pickups, SUV's and 2 semi tractors. Hmm. Maybe I should get a car someday...

Hi Jacklpe, sorry to say my name is not bellsaj????

You have me mixed up with someone eles. X

Ok RealTink... We just need someone to serve drinks and food to the tables, and chat with the patrons. Job qualifications require that you can put up with us. In the mean time we will ensure that you are in a safe and respectful atmosphere. Finally, we are well armed, so if you have any trouble, there will always be a shotgun nearby, unless you prefer frying pans (we will accommodate you). If you need any instruction, Parrothead is our local firearms instructor.

Umm... The pay is awesome as far as Dogfight world goes, and the time off is very very easy to get. (Basically, don't post).

Most of whatever else you could want to know about our establishment is on page 1.

Any more questions?

In the mean time, can you tell us more about yourself?

Cat of Doom... Here is a 50 pound bag of Nepeta cataria. Apparently you can make tea with this stuff too so I bought another ration to keep for the bar. We may all be chillin on some catnip later. Who knew?

Jacklpe wrote:

RealTink wrote: Dear Jacklpe.

I am writing to you to enquire about the job vacancy you have,
First off I would like to know what the job description is? And Also the pay and what holiday if any that i am initialed too. Befour I put in my job application.

Yours Greatfully

ME

Bell, are you that strapped for cash? If you need work, we can find something for you to do around here.

Man, I'm starting to worry about you now.

LMfreakingBO

Oh I'm having trouble wrighting this.
The keys are hard to hit and my eyes are filled with tears.
It wasn't my job application.
I do not know who Real Tink is but she obviously know who I am.

I thank you for your concern Jack but I'll manage.
I am a bit short on cash at the moment, but I can see the light in the end of the tunnel.(I hope it isn't a train)
I had to replace the engine in my freaking car.
That wasn't something that I had planned to do, but when it breakes it breakes.
I just hope the "new" engine will last a loooooooooooong time.

Jacklpe wrote: Ok RealTink... We just need someone to serve drinks and food to the tables, and chat with the patrons. Job qualifications require that you can put up with us. In the mean time we will ensure that you are in a safe and respectful atmosphere. Finally, we are well armed, so if you have any trouble, there will always be a shotgun nearby, unless you prefer frying pans (we will accommodate you). If you need any instruction, Parrothead is our local firearms instructor.

Umm... The pay is awesome as far as Dogfight world goes, and the time off is very very easy to get. (Basically, don't post).

Most of whatever else you could want to know about our establishment is on page 1.

Any more questions?

In the mean time, can you tell us more about yourself?

Well it seems to me that I COULD be your LADY for the job, I have worked in a few pubs, this pub does remind me very much like the last one I worked in, a very friendly pub that seems to have a lovly bunch a fellas that drink in here, I have been in hear a few time in the passed cheaking it all out and I love to work here.
I am a fab-u-less cook i an cook most things my fav being a good old English breakfast and roast dinners. ,so if you need me in the kitchen I am there
Thank you I will hunt down Parrothead for some help with the fire arms ( if i get the job) as I have only ever shoot a gun a few times in practice but that was a few moths ago so I may need some help!
And yes I am pretty handy with a Saucepan! And I don't just mean in the kitchen!
What I need to ask for my own sanity do you by chance have a CHOCOLATE vending machine close by for any chocolate fix I may need!

Me well............ I am very much a lady:) i can also fly a plane But at the moment my plane needs a lot of work doing to it and i got a few problems with eccessability!! also i am hard working, i say what I think! Loves organising party's! Of any kind to what ever tast you would like.
I also love to drink Rosà wine so I hope you stock some!

Thank you for your time Jacklpe. Hope I get the job and that I hear from you soon,

(Ps sorry for the mix up there Bell. Hope you have stopped laughing now lol if not when you do give my love to your family

Ok. Executive Decision. Welcome to the Jolly Roger RealTink. How shall we address you? Ms Tink, Ms Real ???

Feel free to start at any time. You only report to me, so don't let any of these guys get too bossy. Granted, we do work as hard as possible to work as a team around here.

We are glad to have you aboard! You will be added to page 1 in just a couple of minutes. We are happy to have you!

And then I look at the bottom of the screen and see that Jacob10000 is on tonight! If anyone sees him, tell him we've missed him around here, and that he outta come by and check in.

I'm not going to post it here, but it's worth your time to go to You Tube and look up Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey. Absolutely freaking hilarious.

Jacklpe wrote: Ok. Executive Decision. Welcome to the Jolly Roger RealTink. How shall we address you? Ms Tink, Ms Real ???

Feel free to start at any time. You only report to me, so don't let any of these guys get too bossy. Granted, we do work as hard as possible to work as a team around here.

We are glad to have you aboard! You will be added to page 1 in just a couple of minutes. We are happy to have you!

Ohh gosh why thank you very much for giving me THEE job I wanted. You will not be disappointed and I won't let you down,
I will start later today if you would like boss!
I look for would to meeting everyone.
Thank you again

I can feel the fryingpan is in the air.
Mrs. Tink... ouch I'm so getting some dents if the missus see that.

Would Miss.R Tink be fine Miss?

bellsaj wrote: Well if either me or Dent wont fit for the job.

We met some back at the wardogs that were intrested in the job as barmaid.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH UHHHHHH HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I can't breath.... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I Love this thread..... gotta keep up with it more...... HOLY S*EEP.......HAHAHAHAHAHAH This is why I don't drink... (all the time).... A few beers and you'd wake up next to........................... ME............... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Hey guys. Your new bar tables look interesting.

Oh, I didn't remember Manny looks so good. Wait. It isn't Manny. Oh, Hi, huh.

Nice to meet you miss tent think hink Tink. I'll take breasts milk. Milk, I take. I take milk.