I grew up mostly in Norheast Arkansas which is die hard Cardinals country. A large portion of my family is from Eastern KY where the Kentucky Wildcats basketball team are a religion. If I wanted to have a mother,
then I too must belong to that religion.

For sentimental reasons I also like the Cincinatti Reds, but only b/c my great grandpa was such a big fan. Nothing too serious.

Didn't know you were a commercial pilot Davy...

Pretty scary aint it

You couldn't tell by his picture?

He's why I charter...

...no, I have no secret stash...medicinal purposes only!

bellsaj wrote:
That's bad C, just plain and simple... BAD

I agree! Real men, like you and me, eat them RAW with FUR ON! (These girls!)

I'd say we have to warn them though Paul.
It might feel kinda funny with the fur in your mouth,
but when those fur balls is coming out the other way,
you better have a good grip around your ankles,
and for God's sake make sure nothing fragile is behind you.

bellsaj wrote: I'd say we have to warn them though Paul.
It might feel kinda funny with the fur in your mouth,
but when those fur balls is coming out the other way,
you better have a good grip around your ankles,
and for God's sake make sure nothing fragile is behind you.

HOT-PINK DUCT-TAPE...my friend......HOT-PINK DUCT-TAPE....always behind me.

Did I win the chance to ride Paul's bike?

And could I get a Pepsi and wellers.

Pepsi, Pepsi, no Coke.
Chee-buggah chee-cheebuggah? No chee-buggah?
Wellahs and Pepsiiiiiii.

You won by a penny. Please see Mr. Mantz. Just follow the pink duct tape arrows to his office.

Manfred

Thanks manfred here's your tip


Yay bicycle !!!!!!!!!

JASON...You get the bike ride and this special gift. Congratulations!

manfred.....the chips....the chips......

You forgot the chips....

Manfred....Swoppy will order a cheesebuga cheesebuga....chips chips......pepsi pepsi....



....and yes...............Swoppy is hungry......hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaa............and thirsty............hahahahahahahahaahahahah

/......oh manny.,....I forgot....I HATE pepsi...

make that cocacola cocacola......

manny...well...I'll keep the pepsi's.....no....I'll let you have them....hahahahahah

manny.....Swoppy cant make up his mind....hope you dont kick me out as a customer....

Ok Swop. Here is a bottle of RC Cola. That should solve your problem.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: JASON...You get the bike ride and this special gift. Congratulations!

That's one of the coolest badges I have ever seen. Can I use it as my avitar please.

Certainly, JASON, you earned it.

Got you a bike, too. Just add a motor......


Ride safely!

That's so cool Paul. I love bicycles i always have. When the weathers nice in kansas I try to ride 75 miles a week . I don't always make it but I do enjoy it.

No coke! Pepsi. Chip, chip.
Oh, RC Cola. One of the great commercials of my childhood. Or a figment of my imagination, cuz I haven't been able to find this one on the internet anywhere.
"Here's to you and me and my RC, here's to fun, you know a good time when you taste one."

Thanks for coming by the asylum jack. As far as I know ped is fine and good life has gotten busy for the guy. I don't think the mole tanks or windows 8 players are helping.

Since I'm here how about scotch on the rocks and one o them cheap cigars.

Jacklpe wrote:

Declaration of War!

The Jolly Roger officially declares war on Magentabaron.

We formally ask the Administrator and Moderators of "Dogfight: The Game" to relieve us of this belligerent nuisance. His offenses are well documented, but yet he is still using the PM system to harass respectable members of this game. This needs to end.

From this point forward, until we are rid of this disease, there will exist a state of WAR between these two parties.

Signed
Jackalope. October 2013

Signed jasonmc

Don't know if it counts because I'm just a costumer.

Just saw J , in game, said it has been forwarded to Zup. Just a matter of time now.

'Morning all. Anyone need coffee, an aspirin, or a bloody mary? Breakfast special is a monster habanero omelet and hash browns. Feeds four, no extra charge for sharing.
Manfred

Sounds good manfred I will have the special and a coffee.

Not a good night for the Cards... Hopefully this doesn't continue. Very depressing. Game one looks like it's gonna go to the Boston fans.

Can we frame n put on the wall behind counter :0



( not affiliated with cobra commander nor nlr cobrA)

Singh .... Uhhh maybe.... We can find a place maybe, but probably not behind the bar. Possibly over a urinal? Maybe I'm missing the point of it though?

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: You couldn't tell by his picture?

He's why I charter...

...no, I have no secret stash...medicinal purposes only!

DAVY SAYS, and just what is the meaning behind that statement "you couldn't tell by his picture"

I cannot post a normal picture because of my outlandishly good looks. AS IT IS NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT OFF ALL THE WOMEN. If you post me in a nice suit or nicely dressed than not only do I have to fight off the women but I will have to fight off all the men to.

I tell you SIR PAUL, being this good looking is a curse, I'm crying again. It's not fair having to look like and dress like a raving lunatic just to keep so many women and guys from hitting on me. Sob sob. You just don't know what it's like and just do not understand.

It's a curse i tell you. I'm still crying.

Jason, it was in the high 80's when I left FL a couple of days ago. I got to Edwardsville, KS this morning and I was cold. Although you are at least 200 miles west, I think I'm still gonna blame you. My blood is still too thin for this crap.

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a St Louis Cardinals fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Cardinals fans, too.
Not really knowing what a Cardinals fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Cardinals fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a BOSTON RED SOX fan.", boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a RED SOX fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are RED SOX fans, and I'm a RED SOX fan, too!"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Cardinals fan."

GO BOSTON!

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