Hey kevy. . Im stepping in for my daily grape nehi. Have one on me. . Glad ur in the air. Hmmmm someone is close to MORAF. . (Whistle).

(Talking one on one at the bar)
(Kevy. I want to say im proud of you in every way and u are such a fine falcon).

GIMME ALL YOUR SHRIMP AND NOBODY GETS HURT
(if you have shrimp) I love seafood. If your not afraid I'll just pay 100 bucks a piece for shrimp.

That'd be a $15 tip per piece. Welcome!
Manfred

Sorry fellas, been away a few days... Just got back from a little trip on the Trixie. I had special reservations for C and Allied. They seemed to enjoy sharing a "cabin" (ever see the movie Madagascar?). Whodathunk wooden crates were so sturdy?

Anyway, we didn't make it to Madagascar, we stopped off the coast of Spain, Gibraltar. Close enough for Zuperman to check up on the latest immigrants to the "rock". That place is loaded with monkeys. Davy, Besse was with me; she loves a cruise! What was disturbing was all the giddiness she displayed as she stripped our friends and hog-tied em. I guess I could've handled that, but after she smeared em head to toe in peanut butter, bananas and marshmallow creme, I nearly lost my lunch. They didn't make the return trip, I'm sorry to say. Last I saw them the were.... Ummmm "sunbathing" in their SPF 5000 coating. The primates were quickly approaching.

That's ok PARROT, I'm no longer jealous. I'm over BESSE, the only thing i really miss is her credit card, she had such a high limit.

You are right, she does like primates, I did not know that and I'm paying for that indiscretion. Luckily today is my last doctors appointment and penicillin shot.

So I will be in later, healthy and ready for action, looking for women. I'm OVER BESSE FOR GOOD.

This thread is so...disturbing.

I'm curious to see just how they are going to find their way back.... But thanks Parrot! Those anti tank missiles cost a bundle and I was not real happy to have to use one, although it was pretty fun.

Back to the real world... Good morning from Dunn, NC. Parrot, all was well with Raleigh on my way through last night. Keep up the good work.

(And back to the fiction). I kinda feel bad for Allied. I guess he saw Big C tanking the place and thought it was just a wonderful idea. Hopefully he learned his lesson.

I tell people that our little place is where Chuck Norris comes when he's afraid, but they just don't seem to get the message.

Me and quack are on the far side of the lake duck hunting. We have a major problem the coffee is all GONE. Can we swing by the Roger and fill out travel mugs.

jasonmc wrote: Me and quack are on the far side of the lake duck hunting. We have a major problem the coffee is all GONE. Can we swing by the Roger and fill out travel mugs.

Just cause you are such a good customer, we'll air drop a gallon into your blind. Use your signal mirror when we get close.

Ravenwood wrote: This thread is so...disturbing.

Thank you! We do what we can!

Resting here for a few before I shoot up the skies in order to get my 35K I need to rank up...wanna do it today!

Ravenwood wrote: Resting here for a few before I shoot up the skies in order to get my 35K I need to rank up...wanna do it today!

Good luck man! We have a few cots in the back if you need to catch some Zzzs. I'm not sure if Pedrinho is back there still..., he hasn't come out for days. Sometimes he jumps head first out the window hollering Cruzeiro and goes across the back yard at a full run back home to the Looney Bin. I assume that's what's happened this time. If he's still there, could ya wake him up so he can get back b4 his meds completely wear off? (If he won't leave, we'll just have them delivered here again, but they prefer for him to take them there).

Anyway, stay as long as you want.

Parrot, I'm sitting here pondering that sunscreen application (yikes) and I just remembered something. Davy had Besse sand his deck with those hands. I wonder how peanut butter reacts after someone was just hit with a belt sander on their skin.... Throw in hungry monkeys. Yikes again!!! That's probably going to involve a skin graft if they ever make it out of there alive!!!

Moral of the story.... Tank your own damn bar.

Jacklpe,

I live almost smack between Raliegh and Dunn, Clayton. I assume you're rolling down I40 or hwy70 when you come through. I'll PM you my cell. Next time you come through give me a holler/text and I'll see if I can break away for coffee, lunch or just a hand shake. Would be kinda cool to meet face to face.... In a safe, public place with plenty of witnesses that is

Those anti-tank launchers remind me of watching the missile and and anti-sub rockets launch from the deck of the destroyer I was on. I'll try to find a postable video. You've all probably seen my ship launching tomahawks if you've even seen footage of a ship launching missiles at all. Our attack on Baghdad in 96 is still the stock footage for CNN and Fox News used today. Impressive all the same. I think we launched 29 tomahawks that day. Sept 3, 1996. Operation Desert Strike. We were the first if the Arleigh Burke Class of Aegis Destroyers ever to go into combat. Our Weapons Officer, Lt Erica Niedelmier (sp?) also became the first female sailor in official combat in the history of the US Navy that day. I'm proud to have been a part of that!

ParrotHead wrote: Jacklpe,

I live almost smack between Raliegh and Dunn, Clayton. I assume you're rolling down I40 or hwy70 when you come through. I'll PM you my cell. Next time you come through give me a holler/text and I'll see if I can break away for coffee, lunch or just a hand shake. Would be kinda cool to meet face to face.... In a safe, public place with plenty of witnesses that is

Those anti-tank launchers remind me of watching the missile and and anti-sub rockets launch from the deck of the destroyer I was on. I'll try to find a postable video. You've all probably seen my ship launching tomahawks if you've even seen footage of a ship launching missiles at all. Our attack on Baghdad in 96 is still the stock footage for CNN and Fox News used today. Impressive all the same. I think we launched 29 tomahawks that day. Sept 3, 1996. Operation Desert Strike. We were the first if the Arleigh Burke Class of Aegis Destroyers ever to go into combat. Our Weapons Officer, Lt Erica Niedelmier (sp?) also became the first female sailor in official combat in the history of the US Navy that day. I'm proud to have been a part of that!

Strangely enough, I know the footage. That's an awesome thing to have been a part of.

I came through on 40 last night, and I'm about to head north to Halifax, and then deliver it in Pageland, SC tomorrow afternoon. Then reload back to TN and then home to FL....

Safe with witnesseses. That's too funny. I'll keep that in mind, and yea, if I get close I'd be happy to stop for a bit. Maybe I should be more scared of strangers and all, but after years and years of this job, I just take things as they come. Dr Dave can second that too... Unusual situations come with the territory, but it keeps it interesting.

Sorry about the ordeal guys. As it turns out, someone put a nasty mix of roofalin and acid in my coke that morning. I was heavily intoxicated and not in my right mind. Hopefully yall can forgive me of my wrongdoings while I was unable to control myself.

Thankfully though, after yall left me on that island, my good pilot friend Trevor came and picked me up in the nick of time. We made it out alright, but allied... Well, not so much. We did get our revenge on those primates though. Turns out napalm works well against anything...

As a repayment for what I did, have eliminated the competition in the area. The bar in the Town has sadly closed down due to fire. Darn. Guess they'll all have to buy from you.

Where all the women at

Ravenwood wrote: Resting here for a few before I shoot up the skies in order to get my 35K I need to rank up...wanna do it today!

Dunno about you guys, but 35k in one day would get a lashing from the wife. And then the kids would come kick me a few times after that.
Good luck. We can keep you supplied with refreshments!
Manfred

Thanks for the air lifted coffee we had it gone in no time . If that was manfred flying the plane here's a big tip. If not use the money to buy the pilot a round.

Thanks 'Fred! I'll need it, LOL. Only need about 31K now.

It was me. Sorry about the cinderblock, I thought it would make a huge splash... hope it didn't leave too big a hole.

I'll buy the next round

Well, I'm headed to the skies!

Pedrinho, Ravenwood, Raven-1, And Diesel that was a good game. It ended with Cricket D-N and I wining since some of you guys had to leave because of batteries. D-N came in a bit late and got one kill then Cricket Bombed. Was great fun flying with you guys.

Skydavis1 wrote: Pedrinho, Ravenwood, Raven-1, And Diesel that was a good game. It ended with Cricket D-N and I wining since some of you guys had to leave because of batteries. D-N came in a bit late and got one kill then Cricket Bombed. Was great fun flying with you guys.

That was an excellent game, boys. Lots of red trickery and some seriously awesome blue defense.

AGH! Just played a (For most of the time) really unbalanced game (against me). 35 kills, many of them I got on my own.

I need a soda...

Roughly 24K to go!

So, being an apple user, I finally just got to see the bar. How cool! I am flattered.

I flew to the bar last night. Hard not to roll into the water! Love the chair out front.

Hey I saw --J-- out front, sleeping in the recycle bin. Dragged him inside and brewed up our strongest Brazilian blend, but he was still out cold. Called him a cab. However I don't think they'll take an unconscious passenger.

M

2K to go to promotion! Dropped by the Roger the other day, pics to come!

Hey guys, i found a new website to play pool for free.
www.gamezer.com/
Its cool, can play anyone in the world and chat with them if u know there language or vice versa.

And manfred, can i have a coke with a vanilla flavor shot:p