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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136111
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DAVY SAYS, I don't understand, I flew you to Orange County calif for a nice romantic weekend, I give you back massages, i let you help me sand my deck, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. I hope your not mad at me because we put it all on your credit card but after all i am a little short on cash right now. Please come back. I did see a real nice necklace to buy you. Let me use your credit card. I love you. Pleas stay away from PAUL, he's no good. 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136265
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Same to you Jason. 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136271
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Bourbon, neat. And a bowl of pumpernickel chips.  
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136278
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Now that we are on a grape nehi kick. I'll take two of em. One for me. And one for my buddy parrothead. Lord knows he loves grape nehi. Lol.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136295
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Congrats Gizmo1 on becoming a MORAF. A round of drinks are free on me to celebrate!
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136300
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I'll take a club soda.
Congrats Giz, while deserved. I hunt MORAFs, so watch your back.  Never turn your back on a mercenary
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136330
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Welcome to the Jolly Roger Ravenwood. I hope you will stay a while , and then feel free to stop in anytime.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136344
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Ok Manny one of those buttermilk do lolly that you make so well. O Congrats Gizmo ,might as well paint you a big target on that new zebra ,because everyone will be gunning for you now.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136355
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Hope you got insurance... Takeoff isn't easy 
Hand over the money and no one gets hurt... Manfred you better not touch that 12 gauge behind the counter, this things bullet proof, you aren't. Desperate times man But, to be fair, I did take out the competition for you. No more pubs in Mianus. 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136415
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Big C, you just made a serious error in judgement... We keep a few of these just for such an occasion. You are lucky that you just survived. Dude, I think you have a trip to Shanghai in your future.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136416
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Plus, don't let the rickety appearance fool you. The more important parts of our building have very thick granite walls, w/ steel reinforcements. Man, I don't know what to think about you sometimes. That 12ga is just for giggles.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136418
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Manfred, Paul, Parrot... would you like to decide on how Big C is going to pay for his sins, or shall I?
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136437
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Man I make one little joke about jacking a little booze from parrot and well we all know what manfred did to me. Big c take a tank to the place and what happens .... Well I know how much I'm liked .
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136439
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Jason... He may end up with a bamboo cage full of rats around his head... I just want to see who has the best answer. He already survived an anti tank missile (barely)
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136441
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Personally, I think Manfred needs to have him to look at the light, Paul needs to fix him up with his own pair of duct tape shorts, and then Parrot needs to haul him to some third world city in said pants and drop him off, let's say "medicated", with no ID, passport, money, and with most of his mind erased. He'll think desperate times...
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136451
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I'm gonna say he must have wondered over to the looney bin and took the wrong meds. Lock him in the basement for a few days and see if it wears off.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136454
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Huh, what? Sorry I've been away. Hey I had this weird dream, someone tried to blow up the Jolly Roger, and all the heavy artillery came out. Jackie was the first to get the guy, using a guided missile launcher lol. There was nothing left but a tire tread, an iPhone, and some pieces of burnt lamb.
We all felt a little foolish there brandishing our hand-held arms, with Jackie's bazooka still smoking from the launch. Parrot was holding throwing stars. Thank goodness Jack-o didn't select the nuclear option! Manfred
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136474
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I noticed you guys need some pictures! I got the perfect things!
Fat giraffe 
Me shooting the building. our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the Queen!
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136495
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Someone better tell Allied to scurry along b4 I get back, if he doesn't want to be beside Big C wearing purple.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136496
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The giraffe was funny
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136502
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Shooting at the Jolly Roger Lo,.... I say hang them and hang them HIGH forget the duck tape.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 11 months ago #136519
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Yeaaaaa! Finally flew in proper today! Sorry about knocking the sign loose ! Didn't see it
 . Still no 5:10 to Yuma  must be in the next update...... 
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