Davy Crockett wrote:

jasonmc wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: I only have $.95 cents, will that bye me a grape nehi.

Ever since BBB left me i haven't any money. Please advise.

Please put Davy's drinks on my tab.

Thank you JASOMC, MANFRED give me 5 cases of grape nehi to go please.

Here's a $.95 cent tip for your jar. Thanks again JASOMC.

Thanks jack. Not only did davy try to take advantage of my good nature but he couldn't even get my name right.

Yea, I have fun with the Jackpie, Jackple, Jackie (woof), etc, but I'm not mad about it.

jasonmc wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote:

jasonmc wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: I only have $.95 cents, will that bye me a grape nehi.

Ever since BBB left me i haven't any money. Please advise.

Please put Davy's drinks on my tab.

Thank you JASOMC, MANFRED give me 5 cases of grape nehi to go please.

Here's a $.95 cent tip for your jar. Thanks again JASOMC.

Thanks jack. Not only did davy try to take advantage of my good nature but he couldn't even get my name right.

DAVY SAYS, please forgive me for mis spelling your name, it was inexcusable except i left my kids at home in their CRIB. I had to hurry home my little darlings. Arnt they cute little buggers. Now you know why I needed the grape nehi. Once again sir i apologize for my actions.

Davy, sry i left that game erlier. Lost connection. Who one man??

Just like giving you a hard time davy. Come pull up a chair and a drink (as in one) on me and let's shot the breeze.

Can I bring my wife. Isn't she a sweetheart.

Davy Crockett wrote: Can I bring my wife. Isn't she a sweetheart.

Sure but I'm not buying her drink. Oh and you might be carfull BBB was just in here I think she's in the rest room.

Found a sign I thought you would like to put up by the door.
Considering this is a pub, the outside might be best.

Some of us teenagers are allowed in...

Btw, I will be self sufficient at 18.

Player davy...

Davy, I see you brought in Lizzie Vasquez. She would be welcome here anytime, and whatever she wanted would be on the house.


Btw: we will not be trashing Lizzie Vasquez here...

Sorry...having to call this in...

Mr. Fred MAN,
I've missed you.
Still laid up.
Hardly any feelings from neck down.

Food and drinks on me.
TIPS! ON! YOU GUYS!

(..his kids are going to the BEST OF VIRTUAL EXCLUSIVE COLLEGES!!!)


BEST TIP WINS RIDE ON MY BIKE!

Jacklpe wrote: Davy, I see you brought in Lizzie Vasquez. She would be welcome here anytime, and whatever she wanted would be on the house.


Btw: we will not be trashing Lizzie Vasquez here...

Damned if it ain't Lizzie Valasquez. How the hell did you know that?

I want an elm street porter and. A. Bacon cheese burger here a twenty dollar tip .

Anyone trying to out tip me I have a whole roll of pennies I want a ride on that bike

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Sorry...having to call this in...

Mr. Fred MAN,
I've missed you.
Still laid up.
Hardly any feelings from neck down.

Food and drinks on me.
TIPS! ON! YOU GUYS!

(..his kids are going to the BEST OF VIRTUAL EXCLUSIVE COLLEGES!!!)


BEST TIP WINS RIDE ON MY BIKE!

Hey Junior,

Bet it was last century that someone called you that! However, I am feeling very old, so everyone is my junior. Friday morning will be Traction Therapy to see if it takes some pressure off my median nerve. I haven't felt much of my left arm in a couple months.

You and I already know this, but a visit to the Jolly Roger will only make your body more numb. It will however warm your heart. And maybe burn your throat.

The kiddies thank you for their future virtual university tuition!

Manfred

jasonmc wrote: I want an elm street porter and. A. Bacon cheese burger here a twenty dollar tip .

Anyone trying to out tip me I have a whole roll of pennies I want a ride on that bike

Roger that. "Cheeeee-buggah chee-buggah chee-buggah! No Pepsi! Elm Streeeet! Ya, box says 'midwest crap save for jason.' Got it? O-kay. Cheeeee-buggah chee-buggah..."

sorry to bug you guys, but plese tell other DD's that I am ok.

Let me repeat... We will not be trashing her here.

Max, I've seen a few articles and such on her. She's just a good natured young girl who has been put through hell because of her condition.

We don't make fun of people here at the Jolly Roger because of their appearance. There are plenty of stupid people in the world if we need to fill that void.

Please accept my apologies, I figured it was a photo shop job.

No sweat Von... It's just that we don't allow personal attacks here (see page 1). It is hard to tell anymore what is and isn't real though. I understand.


Manfred!!!! What's going on with you arm man? Don't know what I could possibly do to help, but ya gotta keep me in the loop. Whatever it is, I hope you are on the path to recovery.

Paul, same to you man... We need you around here to keep the peace and all. Hurry up and get to feeling better!

Hello
Where do you want me to unload this shipment of alcohol from unapproved
Sources

Ive also got some non usda inspected goat meat that im willing to let go for cheap

Dear JOLLY ROGER. I was offered cash money to do a "CHARACTER TEST on the Jolly Roger, I'm not sure for what purpose, i just needed the money. I cannot tell you who ordered the test.

I am proud to say that you all passed the test. By refusing to get involved in the photoshop picture you have exceeded all expectations.
Let it be known that I am extremely proud of all of you.

THIS TEST HAS NOW ENDED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

Now drinks are me for a change, I will have a grape nehi.

MANFRED, will accept a 100 dollar tip.

Kptn Singh wrote: Hello
Where do you want me to unload this shipment of alcohol from unapproved
Sources

Ive also got some non usda inspected goat meat that im willing to let go for cheap

See Parrot out back to unload. I'm not sure who is buying goat meat right now. We'll see who comes by, and if anyone wants it.

Davy. Her name is Lizzy Valasquez... No photoshop there, just a girl who was born with a condition where she retains no fat on her body. From what I have seen, she seems like a very nice and intelligent person. That's why I drew the line... If it were just a joke, I wouldn't worry about it.

DO... Have you lost your way? You seem to be behaving, so you can hang around. Here is a Pepsi and a sandwich. We'll call someone from the dragons and have them swing by and pick you up. Actually I think Manfred has some cheeburgah's over there if you want one.

Davy, I'm sure Manfred will appreciate the tip. Thanks for the round!!!

Davy Crockett wrote: Dear JOLLY ROGER. I was offered cash money to do a "CHARACTER TEST on the Jolly Roger, I'm not sure for what purpose, i just needed the money. I cannot tell you who ordered the test.

I am proud to say that you all passed the test. By refusing to get involved in the photoshop picture you have exceeded all expectations.
Let it be known that I am extremely proud of all of you.

THIS TEST HAS NOW ENDED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

Now drinks are me for a change, I will have a grape nehi.

MANFRED, will accept a 100 dollar tip.

Dang here's another 80 bucks and a penny for the tip jar. I want ride that bike.

Ummm boss.... I'm not sure this stuff is gonna pass the sniff test. Singh dropped a bottle while offloading. It apparently has a flash point somewhere below room temperature. Luckily that umm so called "goat meat" is still on the hoof and the minor stampede that ensued following the liquid flash-bang grenade stomped out the flames. Bad news... I'm afraid Singh's is out for one fine herd of goats. Good news... The Jolly Roger's landscaping bill just went WAY down and we may make a little coin on manure sales.

I've had to replace the plank ummm I mean "patio" and most of the dock. We've placed the rest of the Kptn's cargo in the deep freezer. I'm thinking we can use it for de-icing when the cold weather gets here. All in all we're just about finished and Singh owes $157.22.

Well dont call me the next time u get a party of twenty in here all requesting goat :/



Dramatization of
We ordered the booz n goat n hour ago

If you have time yall put in a kind word for my wife would ya?
She's had a very hard weekend. And now has some new trinkets
That she can't even show off.






She won't be playing for about 6 weeks...

Thanks

I'm so sorry folks, i really thought it was a photoshop, I had no ideal. I will take a 6 pack of beer of beer now to drown out my shame. Sorry folks.

WOW DR. DAVE, that doesn't look like a comfortable thing to have done, she will be our thoughts.

Ouch Dave! Bring get down to the bar, I'll mix her a really nice.... ok I'll say it... and you're all thinking it anyway... dewars and drambuie.
Best wishes to the missus,
Manfred

Today, at my school, it was decade day for spirit week. My Engineering Physics teacher dressed up as a 2000s gangster-

Its funnier if you know him, but he is a millionaire genius who sold his engineering firm to teach.




(that's not me in the picture)

Are you sure it looks like you.