Swop, if ya gotta go back 30 years... Well. Ok

Paul, I've got thick skin. I know northeasterners show affection by acting like as... Umm never mind. I live in Florida. We're overrun with your refugees. I'm used to it. But, I was hoping to softball the insults and what not so that everyone could have fun here for the series... No matter who was winning.

But, if it's not to be, I can handle it. Fire away sir... I'll do my best to talk bad about your mothers. I'd include your dads, but we already discussed that didn't we?

Oh, and just for you Paul-

Have you ever considered going back into the work force?
$http://youtu.be/6LWJANu1hTc

[DD]Big C wrote: All im going to say is- DAVID ORTIZ

No matter which side you're on, he's doing amazing.
HE HAS A 733 IN THE WORLD SERIES

I love David Ortiz. He's so "juiced", 5 minutes after he touches the bat, it turns back into a tree.

Oh! Softball. Sorry....

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Oh! Softball. Sorry....

My goal is to just have a good time with it, and not be too mean.... That way everyone goes home happy.

But, you know me by now... I can't let a jab go without throwing one of my own. Things can go downhill fast...

Anyway. If your team wins, they will have had to earn it. Same for mine. At least we have a good competition going.

Ok. I'll go back to insult mode if I must...

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Do you have to pay her the $100 before or after you are done?

Jacklpe wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Do you have to pay her the $100 before or after you are done?

DAVY SAYS, a hundred dollars my butt, just where do you live anyway, might be worth going there for vacation.

Hey guys hope yall dont mind me sropping by. Yall continue yalls tail gate party, I just want my usual, a coke with a vanilla shot. Its absolutely ono!!!! (delicious in hawaiian) Manfred heres a $20 tip in advance. im going over to the pool table whike,I wait, holler when its done

Sorry, Jack. Not trying to rain on the parade. One day I'll explain my disdain for MLB.

Manny,

Bombay Sapphire and tonic, please.

Nice taste in gin PH.
Bowl of salty snacks with that?


Polly wanna cracker?

ParrotHead wrote: Sorry, Jack. Not trying to rain on the parade. One day I'll explain my disdain for MLB.

Manny,

Bombay Sapphire and tonic, please.

Where does one begin? It's one of those sports that if you are gonna enjoy it, watch the games and don't worry about the rest. It once was considered wholesome and pure. Now? You would have to be an idiot to believe it. But, it's one of the very few things in my life that I don't overthink. And, I enjoy the hell out of it because of it.

Davy Crockett wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Do you have to pay her the $100 before or after you are done?

DAVY SAYS, a hundred dollars my butt, just where do you live anyway, might be worth going there for vacation.

I've seen better in Oklahoma City, Milton, PA, and Jessup, MD going for less. But, they have cleaned up 2 of the 3 and cut way down on OKC. I've been a trucker my entire adult life. I wish I could tell a few stories here, but with young'uns and decent folk around, I'll abstain. Actually that's the best advice for multiple topics on this post. "Sir, how exactly did you lose your wallet again???" I've seen a few poor guys over the years who were experiencing that as a lot more than a joke.

An old Red Sovine song on the subject. It's friggin PG too, so maybe the fuzz will leave it up.

Hey BOSSLPE,

I'm sorry that I was rude and insensitive to REDBIRD feelings. I never meant to be so uncaring, so un-politically correct.

JUDY explained to me that's it's not right anymore that only one team gets a trophy.

I hope you'll accept this gift for the mantle. Just a little token of my sincerity.



Oops! Too mean again?

"Swop, if ya gotta go back 30 years... Well. Ok"

Tell that to all of the Cardinal fans when they come to Kansas City for a Cardinal vs Royals game who bring up that Series too many times....

The whining gets old.....at least you can appreciate the "logic" in my previous comments on how the "Cardinal whining" is way over done and how the Royals legitimately won....

Sorry if I was over the top...that was NOT the intent...and the capitalization was not yelling by any means but for affect....sorry if I misphrased to give you the wrong impression of my comments Jacky.

Swop, you are so far from over the top.... Don't worry about it at all man.

Paul, by the time I'm done I'll have you sobbing and buying each of us a trophy too. I want a big donkey on the top of mine.

C'mon Paul. I've called you guys all bas***ds, called your tailgate fan a whore, called people from the northeast a****les, accused Ortiz of taking steroids, and probably will do worse by the time we are done... Yet I'm SO hurt by a picture of a dead bird. Fighting like a liberal is fun.

Ok guys, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying again. PAUL, that was funny dude.

Jacklpe wrote:
Paul, I want a big donkey on the top of mine.

You're the boss.... Here's your trophy!



If you want to make jokes about your sister, that I am just helping through college, please explain that to her over Thanksgiving dinner.
She was only hired to give you the bird.
I respect her.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:
Paul, I want a big donkey on the top of mine.

You're the boss.... Here's your trophy!

If you want to make jokes about your sister, that I am just helping through college, please explain that to her over Thanksgiving dinner.
She was only hired to give you the bird.
I respect her.

Uncle. Uncle. Uncle. You win. Now get that $&@"& out of my bar!!!

My really horrible day just was sealed with that.

Hey boss, I found this weird trophy out back. Tossed it in the rubbish because I didn't want an inspector to see it. Might impact our credibility. I hope that was ok.
Manfred

Are you all done talking about baseball? I just want o know if its safe to re enter the bar?

jasonmc wrote: Are you all done talking about baseball? I just want o know if its safe to re enter the bar?

Ummmm. Uhhh. Maybe for a few hours I guess. Another game tonight though.

lol....I have some questions of the Jolly Roger leadership....

Does the the Jolly Roger offer its employee's ObamaCare?....If not, will you offer it?....or...do you expect to pay the government "extortion"?....or has "#1" given you an exemption?,..some advice......if you havent got the exemption, be careful with that "trophy"....it might determine whether or not you get the exemption.......

(just kidding)....from the way Davy is in the English class with his teachers, the Jolly Roger leadership might want to take a lesson from Davy on how to deal with "#1"...(just kidding)

...and yes Davy.....(from the Dogfight English class)....Swop is being "pejorative" with the term "government extortion"...

As far as the government is concerned, we don't exist. Call it a perk for shipping certain "items" into areas and to parties that are unofficially receiving our country's assistance. No waiver required here.

Please do not mention government guys, i will get violently ill and I doubt OBAMA care would save me or anyone else for that matter.

Another grape nehi please.

to quote the Martin yoda....."learning well about pejorative, Davy is"...

glad to know....that the Jolly Roger isnt giving into any "extortion" and is NOT offering ObamaCare either, to their employees....shew...thats a burden off my chest....

and Davy ....Swop will refrain from using "that phrase"....

Davy.,...by not respecting "#1's" trophy so as to get the Jolly Roger ObamaCare exemption,......you are proving your not a "teachers pet" or whatever BTJ says about you and teachers.....

great job...BTJ should take a note of this apparent fact..great job Davy....

Jacklpe wrote:

Uncle. Uncle. Uncle. You win. [/quote]

Does this mean I get a raise?

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Jacklpe wrote:

Uncle. Uncle. Uncle. You win.

Does this mean I get a raise?[/quote]

As long as you promise not to bring anything like that in here again.