That's my sister !!!!!!!!!!!!

I just happened to see your sister's boat!



I'm in love!

And she's here?

Gotta go.......where's my HOT-PINK DUCT-TAPE?...

ZandorHawke wrote: Attention Imperial Leader Wigness and the Star Chamber!!!!

Be on the lookout for a Group Captain (current rank) OMG (the O is really a Theta symbol I think). Just played three games with this guy and he is Blue Max good. Couldn't touch him head on and had to engage in a chase just to sniff. Might be a current ace playing a lesser account. Anyway, I asked him to consider MOM if he's looking for a squad. Just said thanks. Did I say "Group Captain"?

Attention MOM Squad:

Be on the lookout for Red Barroness. Accused me of spawn killing in a DF mode. I worry that she doesn't know the definition and requires some training. So, please SK the hell out of her. Let her know it's from me and that I just wanted her to know what SK really is.
Those are all of the announcements.

MOM Morale/Training/Historian Officer Zandor Hawke

.omg IS BOMER...I KNOW HIS STYLE,NEVER CARRIES AND THE WAY HE TALKED....BOMER HASNT BEEN SEEN IN A WHILE SO HE CAME AS OMG,,PLUS HE SAID HE WAS GGOODEEE, GOD,AND BTW,,TASK IS NOW HERE...NOTE THE UNICORN OF DEATH IN THE CORNER.

As most of you know I've bin away on holiday with the family.
We visited a friend of the missus.
This friend and her husband has imported a car from Texas.
Any of you Texans recognize this?

Edit: my browser cut of a bit of the photos so if you want to see the hole photo you have to click on it.









The car was the same make and model as JFK was shot in except it wasn't a cab.

Then we went to Denmark to visit LEGO Land.
But first we have StinkerBell in the sunset on Öland






This must be a M.O.M party

The rest of the photos can speak for them self.















I have more photos but this was from the mobile phone quit delux

Max, man I feel your pain. Dont blame you for steaming out of the game but if you stayed another minute, I was going to take junior down on my end. I cant stand that either, he phantomed me 8 times earlier.

Captain Noushbag wrote: Max, man I feel your pain. Dont blame you for steaming out of the game but if you stayed another minute, I was going to take junior down on my end. I cant stand that either, he phantomed me 8 times earlier.

I lost conn. I was on my way to blowing a gasket though. I'm out till its fixed. How the hell can you win a game with that. Twice i was fixing to bomb and bam. Then 8 times at my own base through the course of the game. I will hang on the forum from time to time but I'm done playing until some one fixes this thing. Wait till they all get a little better at the game. Multiply the phantom kills by 10.

Great pics Bell. Thanks for sharing. I would love to go check out the Lego place.

BELL that picture of your daughter cracks me up everytime I see it, what a wonderful little girl you have, savor these moments my friend for soon she shall become a teenager in full hormone bloom.... OK moving on.

Here you go diverb... Killing time again.

Sorry it looks better in my ipad.

Incase anyone is wondering about Doc's whereabouts....

Agreed, I've played with 0MG a few times and he's very, very deadly. Doesn't talk much during game

Went flying this morning....should have used a plane.

Took my morning Ocean Drive bike ride.....cruising along at 30mph and the front fender support broke and went into the front spokes. Stopped suddenly! Over the top of the handlebars I flew.
Just got a couple of scratches and an embarrassed look.

ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET!

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Went flying this morning....should have used a plane.

Took my morning Ocean Drive bike ride.....cruising along at 30mph and the front fender support broke and went into the front spokes. Stopped suddenly! Over the top of the handlebars I flew.
Just got a couple of scratches and an embarrassed look.

ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET!

Holy crap Paul ! Leave the crash test dummies thing to, well the crash test dummies glad you are OK

My riding partner just told me I yelled magic...something as I soared into the bushes.

Can't stop laughing!

My favorite picture of my favorite little honey!

Sorry i haven't been able to play much lately as my wife has not been happy with the time i spend on dogfight

She told me to come up with a "TO DO LIST" and then i can play dogfight again

Well here's my list but it didn't work. For some reason she extremely pissed again. Some women are just hard to please i guess

Hello to everyone in MOM land....Miisfit Devil.

Hey all!

I'M BAAAAACK... and working BOOOOOO!

Had a blast on vacation. Finally caught something (fish, I mean) worth bragging about too...



Muck.... Very sorry brother.

New MOMORAFs... Congrats


I'll post more about the trip later. Maybe even tell ya about the cougar (cat, I mean) we saw.

ParrotHead wrote: Hey all!

I'M BAAAAACK... and working BOOOOOO!

Had a blast on vacation. Finally caught something (fish, I mean) worth bragging about too.

Muck.... Very sorry brother.

New MOMORAFs... Congrats


I'll post more about the trip later. Maybe even tell ya about the cougar (cat, I mean) we saw.

Hello guys sorry to bug your squadron page, but I recently had to kick someone out of my squadron for certain reason. He created a forums to try and rejoin my squadron and apologized for everything he has done. So me and my 2nd commander have decided to let him back in BUT he is under probation until August 20th. So I am mass sending this to all squadrons to basically help him and me out and for the goodness of our squadron. If you see him aggressively cursing, glitching, spawn killing or any other things that your squadron wouldn't do please take a picture and show us on our forums. I'm not trying to get him kicked out I just want to give him a second chance, and don't want my squad looking bad because one person. So please ad thank you all! His name is Wanna Die 2.

Nice flounder PH. The biggest I've ever caught was half that size. That's a catch and grease for sure.

Well its been hard for me to squeeze in a game for the last couple of weeks.
However just landed one of my best ever!

I came in on "The Evil Red Side", saw that lapa plus one were down to 60% with the "The Evil Red Side" sitting at 90% with six blood thirsty demons. Well I did what any loving MOM would do and jumped to try and even the sides out. After a couple of seconds Martin made his way in on our side.

Now it was time to really have some fun! One of "The Evil Red Side" cried out that he would jump but we didn't have any cookies. I quickly one up'd his statement with "yah but we have CAKE!" Now I don't know for sure but I think that caught him off guard because he had this look in his eyes that said " yuuuuuuummmmmmm CAKE" as he flew straight into the ground!

Out from no where, TINK TINK TINK!!! Down I go (if your wondering YES I might have got myself with the whole CAKE statement, its really all kind of a blur now)! There I am falling, and falling fast with bullets flying to the left to the right. So I held on to her with high hopes of her firing back up!!! Nope not gonna happen not today. With less then a millisecond I pulled my chute. My feet hit the deck and as the smoke started to clear. My eyes started to focus on a true miracle. Some how I managed to crash so close to a tank I cant believe I missed it!

I did a quick 360 of the area and saw.
(A) I wasn't that far from "The Evil Red Side" and there carrier.
( lapa was dropping in from the heavens and laying down some cover fire like no other.
(C) Martin was on our side, so we were going to win for sure! Hehehehehe

As lapa and Martin picked off "The Evil Red Side" I made my way into firing range, I mean just barley (love the long shots).
"FIRE IN THE HOLE" Click booooomaahhhhhhhh!

Now the waiting game................

Looking good!!!!

Slight wind from left to right pushed the round.... Was it to much????

Boooooommmmmmm A hit!!!!!

I yelled out "BINGO!" and the rest of the good guys started to tear up with joy (will it might have been raining but some crying just helps with the flow of the story )

Taking fire! Zigging! Zagging!

Take Aim. Click Boooomahhhhhhh

Yep you guessed it. A Hit!!
And another.
And another.
A voice cried out from "The Evil Red Side" gosh how many bombs do you have YEMX?
Martin or lapa gave a simple hehehehe as my last round found its target and "The Evil Red Side" were scratching there head's in disbelief, that they just got pushed around by a bunch of MOM's!

Now we all know this sort of thing happens all the time but the really amazing part was that I only got shot one time!!!




EPIC!!!!!!!

I'm catching up on various forum activities - the intelligent, dispassionate exchange of mutually respected ideas on the T.A.S.K. thread, the conspiracy to hide the Blacklist thread presumably perpetrated by Dreadnought, Paul's efforts to conquer the problem of manned flight without plane, the impending demise of all Dogfight squads followed by the collapse of civilization and the second coming of Liberace - and in my skimming I see two names new to the Fellowship of the Unlandable MORAF Contraption, FUMC;

hansone and ender@MOM, congrats, cats!

Two of Dogfight's very best, both personally and death-dealingly, are sucking in the rarefied air of the Level 31 Club. Well done, gentlemen, sorry for the slight delay in acknowledging your ascension to the Dogfight Pantheon of...y'know...Whatev.

Here ye here ye...wig has spoken..grab your finest cigars and dictionaries

Hi everyone. Just got back home from a very noisy city. Just want to say a big heartfelt thank you to all of you for your messages. It meant a lot to me, Thank You. Still waiting on the hospital to release paperwork and body before we can proceed to funeral arrangements, I'm leaving the arguments of burial or cremation to everyone else.

On a lighter note, congratulations to hansone and ender on getting a stripey plane each, well done guys

Now what's this about the end of squads. That cannot happen, can it?

Flyingmuck wrote: Now what's this about the end of squads. That cannot happen, can it?

As I understand it, John, only long enough to reestablish the rosters once Z's new, improved squad management features are in place. Features which will, at some point in the sooner-rather-than-later, include Squad Wars.

So at some point, judging on previous experience some of us may end up being MOMless for a while, or god forbid, being falcons, perhaps cast forever into the limbo of squadlessness.

Swop may even end up being a MOM

Captain Noushbag wrote: Here ye here ye...wig has spoken..grab your finest cigars and dictionaries

Sorry MOMs. I try not to butt in to other threads these days, but LMFAO. Couldn't help it. Nice one Nouche. Very droll. Excellent.

Flyingmuck wrote: Swop may even end up being a MOM

Wait...Swop isn't already a M.O.M? WTF?!

. Wigbomb wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote: Swop may even end up being a MOM

Wait...Swop isn't already a M.O.M? WTF?!

Every Falcon has a M.O.M inside.