DROPPED IPAD? EMERGENCY PROCEDURES! DO IMMEDIATELY!
1: Hold device in left hand.
Second: Stare at ceiling.
Tres: Quickly rotate 360 degree counter-wise (clockwise below the Equator or New Jersey).
Fyra: Keep turning................keep turning......STOP! REVERSE!
Fünf: Faster..........keep going........STOP!
Sita: Go buy THE LATEST IPAD!
सात: W ap akeyi supèrb!