Ha!

Having only 1 miserable point to reach level 22, I decided to get that point, promote and go to bed. It's around midnight here in Brazil.
So, I entered a DF mission - what I NEVER DO, hate free for all games. I planned to kill just one, get the promotion, thanks for the congratz and leave. Did I kill somebody? Of course not. I took off, got shot by a noob, parachuted to the ground, and... TADAHHH...



What a moody way to finally put a "Vice-Marshall" badge on my chest...

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Talking about PROMOTION, lets talk abouT a REAL ONE: HERE COMES D I E S E L!

WOW there have been some sexy sheep lately, my girlfriend " BUZZ " has a few of them things, last night one had twins and another had triplets , in the rain and snow of course , here's a little known fact , sheep with steel wool have no natural enemies, only magnets and deep water so putting on my knee high rubber boots and going out to check on them now, do any of u know what happens when u try to push a sheep into a puddle of water... I'll never tell

now going out to find a sheep and a puddle of water!

Flyingmuck wrote: now going out to find a sheep and a puddle of water!

Do you have protection . At least K man had Boot's on.... LMAO

You still having trouble getting your banner to stick?

dentinhead wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote: now going out to find a sheep and a puddle of water!

Do you have protection . At least K man had Boot's on.... LMAO

Rubber boots and a rubber mac with a rubber hood!!
I borrowed them from Richy, but he doesn't know so keep under your hat or dress or wherever you fancy keeping it

Davy Crockett wrote: HEY DENTINHEAD, IM GOOD AT REPAIRING THINGS, I AM ALSO " DAVY'S REPAIR". See pic..

That southern Squirrel sure does look scared... She's on one end and your on the other....
Take a good long look at that pic you Might understand what I mean.... Looks like a party startin

You think maybe that's why PIXIE left me?

Pedrinho wrote: Ha!

Having only 1 miserable point to reach level 22, I decided to get that point, promote and go to bed. It's around midnight here in Brazil.
So, I entered a DF mission - what I NEVER DO, hate free for all games. I planned to kill just one, get the promotion, thanks for the congratz and leave. Did I kill somebody? Of course not. I took off, got shot by a noob, parachuted to the ground, and... TADAHHH...



What a moody way to finally put a "Vice-Marshall" badge on my chest...

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Talking about PROMOTION, lets talk abouT a REAL ONE: HERE COMES D I E S E L!

Dude your funny
Hey that one point shouldn't define that. The 70some thousand others have better memories.
Congratulations

And Banner test.............. Now!

Holy Chit! It worked lol

Way to goooooo OhNOooo!!!!!

EverYone Just

OHHHHH HELL YES
CHOCOLATE LUSH. thank you M4rtin.

Not sure if this link will work BUt if not ill try again, ANd not sure where to put it. so this as good a place as any!

This is for all those people who finding life hard, those who have or are going through Bad times or just for those who are just having a bad day!

SMILE!!!!

Dedicated to My Roo.

The pictures and videos are all great. Paul your sheep parody was priceless.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TO TAKE A VIDEO AND PUT IT ON THIS SITE (or a picture)

The only way i can put a picture on is to take a picture of it with my ipad camera than put it on a post, of course it's small and you have to click on it to see it. PLEASE HELP AND EXPLAIN, IN SIMPLE ENGLISH PLEASE.

Hope it'll help you DC

HOWDY GUYS and the misses . I have in listed the help of ROO in my banner dilemma, and he so graciously decided to help me, he just ask for my password , my MasterCard numbers , American Express bank account, social security numbers and I'm sure he was joking about the first born , so it this time I would like to say THANK YOU if it truly did work... because I truly couldn't do it without u always in your MASTER CARD dept k man / DIESEL

I had just got done with the banner thing!! Thanks dad.

I thought that my computer's screen was full of oil, so I used a piece of flannel soaked in detergent: no success; then I washed my eyes, winked a bit and tried to see if it worked: no success; then I get my face closer to the screen: no success. Only now I see that Mrs. RichyRoo's banner was edited, resized and the "antialiasing" feature was turned on during the process... hahahahahahahahahahahaha

By the way, I am on a bad trip caused by the meds I swalowed to fight a flu. Geez, this stuff if good! I feel my legs weightless, and I am almost sleeping stand up! I fear someone switched the pills by mistake...

LOOK GUYS 8 months later I have a banner I'm so happy , going 2 grab one of them good looking sheep,a garter belt, strap her in the front seat of my truck and we're going down town to party party tonight HA I can tell you are all jealous with good reason,

LMAO
T man i'm sorry but I cant stop laughing

it hurts my stomach



I think I peed in my pants

Cmon, guys! Someone that is about to reach MORAF needs a better Karma score - lets raise Diesel's!

for those that might not know " T man " is my son , youngest of 3 , good kid, but he just got busted on the forum when he's at school and should be working on his studying O he's in trouble plenty lol

Ur kidding right? Right?
And I tried to get the banner with iPad. Rich, can u help me?

this is classic.... T'man your avatar even looks like your busted....looks like a wanted flyer....
Sry K'man Diesel....couldn't resist.......LMAO....this is classic....caught N now the pleading....

Yeah T man I don't know if he can help you or not I think my credit card might be maxed out by now, about the school thing.... we'll talk later

Sensor or joystick ?

So my second to last post was over 4 hr's ago.... Here's what happened... I joked with muck... something about a sheep and mud puddle.... ,,,, I joked with Davy something to do with a squirrel and partyin....
I hit the submit button to Davy about the squirrel party (racoon I really know what it is...delicasy in my house....lol.... JOKE) . Well anyway's.. I hit the submit button and BAM I get the black screen... now I remember the day the squirrel got loose in that funny church so I start's screamin Im sorry Muck, I'm sorry Squirrel, I'm sorry sheep and nothing happens....I's stressed almost cryin....I I say's Da**it.... Bam the computer shut's down....\
Now I'm panicked....I turn it on and it goes....I'm on.....Bam hahaha fooled ya and shut's down...I get to thinking I forgot something.....I yell's
I'm sorry Muck, I'm sorry Squirrel, I'm sorry sheep and for the love of Squirrel's....I'm sorry Davy................. Guess what......
MY DA** COMUPTER WORKS..... Davy's got super power's.....
Some of this is true...... Your guess what part's....

I finally got the banner!! Thank you rich! Halluah.