bopes wrote: Ped, your haiku is
Now toit, toit like a toiger.
Smoke and pancake? Yesh!

What means this toit thing?
My engrish is bad, you know,
Can this toiger sing?

And what's all about
This "smoke and pancake" you said?
You're freaking me out!

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: OHH Yes SIR PAUL MANTZ!
I am wanting to Knight thee......
what are you think??

I am flattered that you would even consider me for Knighthood.
Unfortunately, I must decline.
I'm not allowed in the hood after night fall.
However, I'll be honored to remain your Wizard.

Pedrinho wrote: And what's all about
This "smoke and pancake" you said?
You're freaking me out!

You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No? All right. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No? Bong and a blintz? No? Oh, well, then there is no pleasing you.

bopes wrote:

Pedrinho wrote: And what's all about
This "smoke and pancake" you said?
You're freaking me out!

You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No? All right. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No? Bong and a blintz? No? Oh, well, then there is no pleasing you.

Bopes could've used "fag"
Honoring the Brits weird terms
Pedrinho confused?

ParrotHead wrote:

bopes wrote:

Pedrinho wrote: And what's all about
This "smoke and pancake" you said?
You're freaking me out!

You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No? All right. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No? Bong and a blintz? No? Oh, well, then there is no pleasing you.

Bopes could've used "fag"
Honoring the Brits weird terms
Pedrinho confused?

I love the fact we use that 'F' word in such different ways, in a real long game sometimes I use to say, 'hurry up, I need a quick fag' and some of the reactions have been rather strange.
Luckily I clicked on quicker than a Crocket and now say that I 'need a ciggy'.
Hopefully Ciggy doesn't mean transvestite or anything over there?

( nothing wrong with transvestites dent, each to YOUR own.)

Richyroo wrote:

ParrotHead wrote:

bopes wrote:

Pedrinho wrote: And what's all about
This "smoke and pancake" you said?
You're freaking me out!

You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No? All right. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No? Bong and a blintz? No? Oh, well, then there is no pleasing you.

Bopes could've used "fag"
Honoring the Brits weird terms
Pedrinho confused?

I love the fact we use that 'F' word in such different ways, in a real long game sometimes I use to say, 'hurry up, I need a quick fag' and some of the reactions have been rather strange.
Luckily I clicked on quicker than a Crocket and now say that I 'need a ciggy'.
Hopefully Ciggy doesn't mean transvestite or anything over there?

( nothing wrong with transvestites dent, each to YOUR own.)

Pedrinho wrote:

bopes wrote: Ped, your haiku is
Now toit, toit like a toiger.
Smoke and pancake? Yesh!

What means this toit thing?
My engrish is bad, you know,
Can this toiger sing?

Ped, here's a brief answer to your earlier question.

bopes wrote: I know, while we await more original content from the "originals" (or for dent to get out of the toilet, whichever comes first) lets have a haiku contest. This will force people to keep their posts mercifully short , for the benefit of the ADD afflicted, while still allowing profundity, depth, humor and bathos (for those who can hack the format -- that's the challenge, yo).

So here's the first unofficial MOMku Kontest. You know the rules, three lines, 5-7-5. That's 5 syllables on the first and third line, 7 syllables on the middle.

I'll go first to get the ball rolling. Ahem ... My first haiku is on the topic of "spawnkilling":

Spawnkilling is a
Topic hotly debated
But I could give a ...

Oops! Ran out of syllables on the last line. Fail! But you get the idea. Have at it...

44444
4444444
44444

Did I win?

M4rtin wrote:

bopes wrote:
So here's the first unofficial MOMku Kontest. You know the rules, three lines, 5-7-5. That's 5 syllables on the first and third line, 7 syllables on the middle.

I'll go first to get the ball rolling. Ahem ... My first haiku is on the topic of "spawnkilling":

Spawnkilling is a
Topic hotly debated
But I could give a ...

Oops! Ran out of syllables on the last line. Fail! But you get the idea. Have at it...

44444
4444444
44444

Did I win?

NO it SHOULD be....

syllables syllables syllables syllables syllables
syllables syllables syllables syllables syllables syllables syllables
syllables syllables syllables syllables syllables

Here is a picture of my Tennessee coon dogs and a redneck wedding

Paul, I want to sincerely extend my thanks to the magic master...I have taken your extension course in DF skulduggery, and am pleased to report that your use of the subway in btb games is a godsend. Instead of just routinely going across no mans land in a straight line only to become fodder for younger pilots with better eyesight, I have actually been able to markedly increase my 'hangars bombed' stats. (of course, I rarely ever see another pilot until those last seconds before punching the bomb button...) Feel free to use this for any paid endorsements for this most valuable product...

Richyroo wrote:

M4rtin wrote:

bopes wrote:
So here's the first unofficial MOMku Kontest. You know the rules, three lines, 5-7-5. That's 5 syllables on the first and third line, 7 syllables on the middle.

I'll go first to get the ball rolling. Ahem ... My first haiku is on the topic of "spawnkilling":

Spawnkilling is a
Topic hotly debated
But I could give a ...

Oops! Ran out of syllables on the last line. Fail! But you get the idea. Have at it...

44444
4444444
44444

Did I win?

NO it SHOULD be....

syllables syllables syllables syllables syllables
syllables syllables syllables syllables syllables syllables syllables
syllables syllables syllables syllables syllables

Hmmm ... mono- and multi-syllabic rule-bending gibberish. I like it. You guys win this round, for thinking outside the box and for slavish adherence to Rule 1.

Congratulations! You have both won a lifetime supply of Level 31 landing gear:

I've had my 13 year old son helping me with my profile, so with any luck....

OK now we'll work on that banner thing.... yea right DOOMED LOL

Ok Clay, big hug!!!!!

DO NOT TAKE THE LAST UPDATE !!!!!!! It sucks period. 2 out of three games both BTC crashed. One BTB I made to the end. I'm trying one more then I'm out. If they don't fix it i won't be playing much. Sucks. Apple ipad. All updated and current.

Blue Max Young wrote: DO NOT TAKE THE LAST UPDATE !!!!!!! It sucks period. 2 out of three games both BTC crashed. One BTB I made to the end. I'm trying one more then I'm out. If they don't fix it i won't be playing much. Sucks. Apple ipad. All updated and current.

hey blue max i think you know me, sorry to hack your mom thread. What new update i havent seen any update, im on android lag been really weird tonite i know, and i dont use automatic update i do manually. Every update has issues they will get it worked out. Peace brothers!!!

Ok MOMs... I think I have somebody to add to the "We may want this guy in MOM" list.

The entire thread is funny, but his original post is quoted below.

www.dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-g...-dating-advice#90071

Smokepiper wrote: To Samsam the 10 year old soliciting dating advice and wondering if he should make the first move. No. I repeat, No! That girl has a dad who doesn't want to think about his little girl smooching on boys. You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

Go play baseball. Get a paper route. Build a model. Anything but heading down the all consuming road of dating. You're 10. You have plenty of time to obsess about the opposite sex. Mother of God! What is this world coming to? Go out and play.

Sweet Jesus. I've become my father..

ParrotHead wrote: Ok MOMs... I think I have somebody to add to the "We may want this guy in MOM" list.

The entire thread is funny, but his original post is quoted below.

www.dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-g...-dating-advice#90071

Smokepiper wrote: To Samsam the 10 year old soliciting dating advice and wondering if he should make the first move. No. I repeat, No! That girl has a dad who doesn't want to think about his little girl smooching on boys. You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

Go play baseball. Get a paper route. Build a model. Anything but heading down the all consuming road of dating. You're 10. You have plenty of time to obsess about the opposite sex. Mother of God! What is this world coming to? Go out and play.

Sweet Jesus. I've become my father..

As a father of two beautiful hits. I have to agree! Run from them girls! All of my girls guy friends find out first thing that I am not afraid to go back to jail. I always try and drop that line as I am sharping something knife, chainsaw, or my personal favorite SlingBlade self made real nasty and a bit hard to track...... It is a real attention getter trust me!

Whosethisguy wrote: Ok Clay, big hug!!!!!

lol I took the same picture.

Dam muck. I made it all the way to the end of that game. Then my crash. Right at the end. Took my win. Was a good game to. Panchin was on fire. That makes 3 out of 4 games i had that crashed. Should never have updated. I'm out.

Hey Bopes and ClayGod good game tonight. I was out numbered till you guys showed up. THANKS.

BrianC219 wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Ok MOMs... I think I have somebody to add to the "We may want this guy in MOM" list.

The entire thread is funny, but his original post is quoted below.

www.dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-g...-dating-advice#90071

Smokepiper wrote: To Samsam the 10 year old soliciting dating advice and wondering if he should make the first move. No. I repeat, No! That girl has a dad who doesn't want to think about his little girl smooching on boys. You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

Go play baseball. Get a paper route. Build a model. Anything but heading down the all consuming road of dating. You're 10. You have plenty of time to obsess about the opposite sex. Mother of God! What is this world coming to? Go out and play.

Sweet Jesus. I've become my father..

As a father of two beautiful hits. I have to agree! Run from them girls! All of my girls guy friends find out first thing that I am not afraid to go back to jail. I always try and drop that line as I am sharping something knife, chainsaw, or my personal favorite SlingBlade self made real nasty and a bit hard to track...... It is a real attention getter trust me!

Brian, I'm so glad I don't have that to worry about. Somebody knew what they were doing when they gave me 2 boys.

I've always liked the saying, "When you have a boy you have to worry about one penis. If you have a girl, you have to worry about all of 'em".

ParrotHead wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Ok MOMs... I think I have somebody to add to the "We may want this guy in MOM" list.

The entire thread is funny, but his original post is quoted below.

www.dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/2-g...-dating-advice#90071

Smokepiper wrote: To Samsam the 10 year old soliciting dating advice and wondering if he should make the first move. No. I repeat, No! That girl has a dad who doesn't want to think about his little girl smooching on boys. You should not make the first move, second move, or any subsequent thing that can be construed as a move.

Go play baseball. Get a paper route. Build a model. Anything but heading down the all consuming road of dating. You're 10. You have plenty of time to obsess about the opposite sex. Mother of God! What is this world coming to? Go out and play.

Sweet Jesus. I've become my father..

As a father of two beautiful hits. I have to agree! Run from them girls! All of my girls guy friends find out first thing that I am not afraid to go back to jail. I always try and drop that line as I am sharping something knife, chainsaw, or my personal favorite SlingBlade self made real nasty and a bit hard to track...... It is a real attention getter trust me!

Brian, I'm so glad I don't have that to worry about. Somebody knew what they were doing when they gave me 2 boys.

I've always liked the saying, "When you have a boy you have to worry about one penis. If you have a girl, you have to worry about all of 'em".

So you saying I need to
Worry
About your boyzzz!

Lol just kidding... Or am I?

Flyingmuck wrote: Now, where was I at
Yes, a word or two to write
Coop, banner on now!

Mucker for you.

BrianC219 wrote: As a father of two beautiful hits. I have to agree! Run from them girls! All of my girls guy friends find out first thing that I am not afraid to go back to jail. I always try and drop that line as I am sharping something knife, chainsaw, or my personal favorite SlingBlade self made real nasty and a bit hard to track...... It is a real attention getter trust me!

I need to learn that
From Brian's whacky know-how
'Bout kicking boy's a**

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Laura's only a child
N'the time she reaches teenage
Boys will be in the wild

Pedrinho wrote:

BrianC219 wrote: As a father of two beautiful hits. I have to agree! Run from them girls! All of my girls guy friends find out first thing that I am not afraid to go back to jail. I always try and drop that line as I am sharping something knife, chainsaw, or my personal favorite SlingBlade self made real nasty and a bit hard to track...... It is a real attention getter trust me!

I need to learn that
From Brian's whacky know-how
'Bout kicking boy's a**

================

Laura's only a child
N'the time she reaches teenage
Boys will be in the wild

Both my girls beg not to do anything crazy when their friends come over. I am always doing something that is just a tad off from normal...

'Bout smoking pipes stuff
I never tasted such things
But pancakes I "luv"!

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No video at all
I can see from Parrot's post:
Damn work's firewall!!!