In a chute lol.
To: Dem Air Force +

Parrothead, I would firstly like to say thank you for your lovely message to us all. ( and you would be there for ever writing all our names down and probly forget a few) so thank you muchly for your kids words

RonnieBiggs thank you for your comment Its nice to be in your thinking! I think lol

As you have started thanking people i would also like to do the same ( also wont be writing names due to being scared that I would and miss someone out)

As you all know that it was roo that started this game way befour me and I never saw him, he was always and yes I mean always playing this game, even when eating dina he would be chatting on the forum, when watchin tv he would be in the cornner of my eye moving around strangly ( flying on ipad look funny when your not into it i should have filmed it) and in bed he would be flying or chatting on the forum, He would be chatting to me randomly about this person said this and and they said that etc and now Nd then I would understaind due to him chatting about it so much... IT WAS LIKE HE WAS IN A WORLD OF HIS OWN!!! He was!
...and to be honest I did not care he drove me MAD!!!!! Cos I had no clue what he was going on about.
So I had a brain wave If I can't beat him why not join him, ( I did try playing befour and realy could not get the hang of trying to fly) must of been a woman thing lol So I tryed again.
AND....

I have now been playing since February And been a M.O.M for about a few weeks few now. ( thank you to M.O.M for letting me in ) did not think I would be Aloud in.... And i wanted M.O.M but if I had not have got in I probly would have got angry, moody, grumpy, bitter, ohh sorry that's me normaly ( I am sure roo would say that if I had not ) I was asked to go into two other squads befour even asking to become a M.O.M but glad I held out for M.O.M (no offence to the other squads)

I now have a small number of friends ( I call them friends due to the banter and chats we have, not that I actually know them for all I know the strange men or woman ( not that I know any woman on here to talk to) maybe that's it it's not a woman thing and woman are harsh lol... Okay I take that back MEN are exactly like woman even if ey say there not.

What my essay of a1000 words is trying to say is THANK YOU to you all for just being you, every morning while making my tea, I will have a baby juice in one hand and the iPad in the other just to see who has liked or replyed to my post. And see what's been going on over night.
I would like to thank MY very own SIR Paul Mantz for being very helpfull and being very funny in the way he welcomed me to the forum even when I was not a m.o.m. Roo did say to me last nite that Paul and him where chatting and he said to say hi to mrs and I jokeingly sang to him, yes sang too him!!!! oohhhh your jellouseeee , we have the same frienddddsss laaa laaa laaaaaa lol ( made him laugh anyway)

THANK YOU also to the Gentelman ( I call then that because they are) when seeing me you will always say hello or MA,AM being british no one says that here and thats sounds so respectifull!!!!!! which I Absolutly adore:) always puts a smile on my face. And you all always chat to me, and when flying to start of with you would never actually shoot me down. Not because that could not , it's because they knew Roo and where being Gentalmen like, and giving me a chance ( love being a woman) now it's a little bit different because I can fly and shoot, not well but I try I am bad and driving a tank,,,, ohh okay I am bad a dropping bombs too and ohh cant land well nether ohh ok ok ok so very good at being shoot down. But I don't care about being shot down ITS A GAME and even if I am sporn killed, ( like I care get over it buster. shoot me and steal points rather than earning them ) I'll get you back eventually in a yr or so but I will remember you. Or just get some heavys on too you,

Okay Okay I now need to do mum and wife things it's too early for this been writing this for over half hour lol.

SO THANK YOU M.O.Ms ( and a few others who are not ) THANK YOU For being who you are and making this feel like a little family, community wether it be playing the game and talking about it or it be general chat and banter, No one know you on here and that's the thing, no one has to hid behind anything, or pretend to be someone there not ( well I don't )
Also i am not worried about my Grammer too much on this long essay, BUT I do try and even go back a few time when it's been sent to re-do it. As I know my spelling and Grammer is bad, I have always had trouble with it! so I appologise for that.
And I am a woman and a Mean Old MA,AM so I'll go and throw some glasses and do some Grawling at roo or something to make up for the nice stuff.

X Lou lou

Good Morning




I give up..... I tried, I failed, Might as well post a picture of a snowman in a Blizzard...
Edit: I got it to HalfA**ed work... There goes half my morning.....

Thank you everyone for your kind words and your vents. Okay now my eyes are dry, I mean clear. The forum is just that, a forum, where you can share your experiences within the game, your thoughts on what makes you you! Grammar , no grammar, spelling no spelling, misspellings, brain farts, hehe, I said farts and now your reading me saying(uh writing) farts. It is what is , you is what you is, do not try to be something your not and share what you want.

If people Dont like it, it is on them. Yes right now I am sleep deprived for two days thanks to dry hotel air which is sucking the moisture out of my body as fast as I can hydrate it. I can feel the juices of my brain drain, not there was a lot left to,begin with, but it sometimes still functions. Ohh, anyway as I was saying, we are a group of people that come together who play a game which has an online community. Within that community we are comprised of many different people from many different backgrounds from many different countries. You can not all have the same views, expectations or thoughts. If it was not for that community, the game sure would not have captured this much of my free time. So thank you to everyone, well I am thanking you, hehe!

Okay now do the Math, put all of us in a room together what would happen? Now put that same formula in a forum, well? Exactly!

So be who you are, be free, post, do not post, it is up to you. We are a various mix saying various things and now add into that how each of our day is going.

Can we talk about in room coffee makers, fur gods sake, can't these people provide better in room imperatives that function properly for sleep deprived multi conferenced out people! Aye ya ya!!

I thunk a thought N BAM Mrs Dent's Frying Pan start's off the day.... Then Bam Bam Bam.....
What the H*** were those last one's for....Mrs Dent say's.. "Had to beat the Dent's outa the Pan so we can have us some breakfast" MAN I LOVE THAT WOMAN.......She's a thinker......

bopes wrote:

Lol. You just can't help yourself

Richyroo wrote: We're not stupid and we know MOM isn't MOM any more and I myself have asked for the originals to come back and help set the pace and style of the 'original' M.O.M but it appears they like to moan about where were going wrong but not prepared step in and be an active part of rectifying it.
I keep trying to give up this poxy forum and maybe once elite has failed been put on the back burner,
I might choose to try to leave the forum again then.
We've all seen the M.O.Ms 'DONT DO THIS', 'M.O.M's SHOULDN'T ACT LIKE THEM' posts but if so few of the originals can't even be bothered to post, then how to we gauge whats MOM enough?
I'm not saying that I try to be a M.O.M but I do/have tried to keep it all a little more old school as I always fear annoying someone in that magical 'swine STAR chamber'. (Must be fun up there, all the 'proper M.O.M's having 'proper M.O.M conversations'.)

SheiBe Kopf wrote: M.O.M does not maintain an independent web site because M.O.M does not care enough. And nobody in M.O.M would visit the site because all M.O.M members are much too mean. Web sites are for the young. Killing the young without needing a web site is for M.O.M.

Star Chamber is a discussion group rather than a website but maybe the above should be edited out?

Okay it's still early here, I haven't kept any food or drink in since Friday and I'm now confused so I'm off.

Love you/hate you/miss you/screw you. (Please select the one that fits you best)

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Wow, Rich, what a prolix way to say "I miss you, wig-dent-schei-bopes-muck-beatea-etc, why did you abandon us?"

Is this thread the same? Definetly no.
Are MOM crew the same, have they the same "unity", the same things in common? Definetly no.
Am I upset by knowing it? A little. I miss some original MOMs here. Wig is ill, ok. But he isn't dead.
Big Tex used to post a lot, and we used to trade many fun posts and PMs. He stoped. Same from Muck, Bopes, Dent. Are they wrong? Obviously not. Are they abandoned MOM? I can't say for sure, but if so, what's wrong on doing it? This is just a game. People come in an out. You are a good example!
Don't take this thread too serious. MOM don't take you too serious!!! Am I a MOM? I will die without knowing it for sure. Being a MOM member, for me, a poor-skilled-ever-noob, is like a joke. Pedrinho, member of a pilots squad? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I can barely ride a bike! And all the cars I had ended full of scratches.
Lets laugh at this, man. Lets wait for some other initiative like the Dogss'one (with a little less rudeness) arive, and I will take it with naturality. They lent us the tag. We will give em back when they ask. Simple as this.
By the way, the "flight" initiative is a signal. Do I care? Nope. Do I get angry with MOM SC members if they do so? Of course not! We are under their wings!
I will stay on MOM until the day they ask me for leaving, or when I got tired, or when I don't get any fun in this forum or with the game. When this day arives, I will stop playing, or I will change squad, or I will buy a new bike, or I will have a new child, or... Don't take anything here seriously. Even myself. Screw you too, my friend.

I AM ON THE TOILET, I'll be out to make your sandwich in a minute.....


Edit: Halfa**ed Hidden meaning, I'VE BEEN BUSY....

I need a break. Definitely.

Pedrinho wrote: I need a break. Definitely.

I know, while we await more original content from the "originals" (or for dent to get out of the toilet, whichever comes first) lets have a haiku contest. This will force people to keep their posts mercifully short , for the benefit of the ADD afflicted, while still allowing profundity, depth, humor and bathos (for those who can hack the format -- that's the challenge, yo).

So here's the first unofficial MOMku Kontest. You know the rules, three lines, 5-7-5. That's 5 syllables on the first and third line, 7 syllables on the middle.

I'll go first to get the ball rolling. Ahem ... My first haiku is on the topic of "spawnkilling":

Spawnkilling is a
Topic hotly debated
But I could give a ...

Oops! Ran out of syllables on the last line. Fail! But you get the idea. Have at it...

bopes wrote: So here's the first unofficial MOMku Kontest. You know the rules, three lines, 5-7-5. That's 5 syllables on the first and third line, 7 syllables on the middle.

I'll go first to get the ball rolling. Ahem ... My first haiku is on the topic of "spawnkilling":

Spawnkilling is a
Topic hotly debated
But I could give a ...

Oops! Ran out of syllables on the last line. Fail! But you get the idea. Have at it...

I like the idea
But I lack the interlect
So I can't join in

I'm off the Toilet
I'm out of Toilet Paper
I'll still make your Sandwich

dentinhead wrote:

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Is just me or does that dog look like former British M.P Alistair Darling?

I think I see it now......

dentinhead wrote: I'm off the Toilet
I'm out of Toilet Paper
I'll still make your Sandwich

Nice try dent, but FAIL! 6 syllables on that last line.

Might I suggest:

I'm off the Toilet
I'm out of Toilet Paper
Butt . . . I'll still make lunch

My thought was, Stick with it. The White bread show's the dirty finger print's.

And that's all up to the imagination....


Edit: I'm off to make a Bologna, cheese and Mayonaise SAMMICH before I head to work...

For those that believe the STAR CHAMBER only meets to chat....
We also meet to make sure things are not what they always seem to be.

Bopes, I will try to make a haiku in a more elaborated form, as proposed by the brazilian writer Guilherme de Almeida , in wich the first verse rhymes with the third one AND the first syllable of the second verse rhymes with the last syllable of the same second verse. It is difficult to do it in Portuguese... way harder in English... Thinking...

...

...

Pedrinho wrote: Bopes, I will try to make a haiku in a more elaborated form, as proposed by the brazilian writer Guilherme de Almeida , in wich the first verse rhymes with the third one AND the first syllable of the second verse rhymes with the last syllable of the same second verse. It is difficult to do it in Portuguese... way harder in English... Thinking...

Nice try Ped, but FAIL! Way too many syllables!

Might I suggest:

Bopes, I will try to
make a haiku in a more
elaborate form . . .

Who is this Syllabell
I do not know her at all
Are we related.

Bopes, I never fail!
I need to prove it right now,
Or I go to jail.

Ped, your haiku is
Now toit, toit like a toiger.
Smoke and pancake? Yesh!

Now, where was I at
Yes, a word or two to write
Coop, banner on now!

Hey guys......

Dogfight elite is running out of time!

The administer (Zupperman) is calling on us all, to get the word out!!!!
We need to tell as many players as we can, with a pledge, any amount will do!!! Even $1

Get the word out!!!!

There's answers to questions on the gossip thred

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: I would like to thank MY very own SIR Paul Mantz for being very helpfull and being very funny in the way he welcomed me to the forum even when I was not a m.o.m. Roo did say to me last nite that Paul and him where chatting and he said to say hi to mrs and I jokeingly sang to him, yes sang too him!!!! oohhhh your jellouseeee , we have the same frienddddsss laaa laaa laaaaaa lol ( made him laugh anyway)
.
X Lou lou

Thank you very much Your Highness.
You are too kind.

Please allow Queen to serenade you, QUEEN LOU. Be merry, LOU!



Sir Paul the Jester

Thanks to Ender, McCudden, J.Scombro and many others for some great games today...can't tell you how much I appreciate the souped up planes after flying rookie yesterday...think it actually helped my flying. Also makes sneaky end arounds much less time-consuming...

Honey I am home!

Just thought I had better say hello again as I see there have been lots of changes whilst I have been away Sooooo just in case we haven't met in the field of battle nor shared the spoils of war I am still around.......please don't turn me grey!

Anyway "warriors come out to play!!!" Oh and ello Mrs RR welcome!

Tally Ho

OHH Yes SIR PAUL MANTZ!
I am wanting to Knight thee......
what are you think??



And you can SERENADE me anytime you want

I Also LOVE QUEEN (I dont mean i love myself i mean i love the band!)