Bellsaj hope your game ended better then mine....... Lost..... You know CONNECTION!!!!

Com on guys this isn't funny...
WHO took my plane?
I was all worked up, ready to go up in the air and shoot me some miss fitted birds and stray dogs.
All I get is an empty hangar.
Now you give me back my plane this instant!

Not good. GREMLINS again. Where is Gizmo?

Ok I think i may have a problem...... Admitting is the first step right?

Sorry Paul lost connect on that last one. Think I'm out for the night. See if things are still jacked tomorrow.

Same thing here, Blue...
Long time passed since last time I played with/against Mean Ole Devil (one of my favorite teammates, very fun to chat with), and when we meet, **pufff!** ...lost connection!!!!
And lots of server errors messages. Better go sleep.

If my last post can be erased I would like that

Dearest Ka5ey.
I am so sorry. I realy don't know what to say but at the same time did not want to reply.
So I hope you and your wife can get though this.
Thinking of you and sending hugs From all of us.

Sorry to hear that KA5EY. Hope things work out. Meanwhile, you can edit your own posts whenever you want...

Ka5ey.... You can Edit your post and delete (backspace) it out...... Sorry Bud.....

KA5EY sorry to hear that Bro Hope it ends well ("all is well that ends well"). A karma for you

Hey Ka5ey hang in there buddy, things do get better with time...

I think they need to get this game squared away before they promise Dogfight Elite.....Conection problems out the arse....sound like..B.S. To me.....Mean Old conection problems / server down Devil....please fix this game first before you promise rainbows and unicorns...Zuperman.

For the gutless turds attacking my karma take it all..and keep drinking the koolaid...remenber jim jones?...These are the facts this games isnt fixed how can you promise new greener pastures if you cant make good on this one...correct me if im wrong please.

To Ped & M4rtin & the rest of you...

Lots of time to test what happens with your points on a connection lost message today.

Here to report that you do lose all of your points on a connection lost message. You don't seem able to recover them in the next game.

Wake up Sheep.....i got some swamp land for sale in south carilona....any takers!!!! Dogfight Elight my Arese.

I hear ya Devil.I have the same reservations of DFE.
Will DFE still be getting tweeked 2 year down the line?
This game worked well back in november 2011.steady downward slope from then imo.

THE REAL DR. DRE has made my list Mrs Roo. Thanks for the info. Blacklist those turds any time they act inapproiate. Your are MOMs mom now. I will see him after the ban.

This thing is blown out today. Yesterday to. I my self have been wondering about DF Elite. If these servers can't run this game how with all the added graphics and game options will DF Elite be? I'm still in on helping with it. I just hope it is better. The lost conn and weird glitch/ lag games lately are a real pain in the ass. Throw back to a few months ago. Seems bad on the week ends when the game is loaded with people.

To Mean Ole Devil: ouch! I tried to raise your karma, and this shaky left thumb clicked on the "minus" sign, instead. Sorry, bud. Any fellows with a good heart, please help me on this issue

About the DF crashes, bugs and connection issues, hope that developpers remember that this game would be NOTHING without this comunity. I donated paid 25 bucks to the Elite Project, but I dont have too many ilusions about it. If devteam asked me to donate some cash to eliminate the flaws on the current game, it would sound way more reasonable to me.

Whatever...

The fact is that now I use to play only 3-4 hours a week. Go guess why...

To take Karma away from someone who expresses their personal opinion on something that they are experiencing and has questions/doubts is not acceptable. Everyone is allowed to express their opinions and he certainly has not attacked anyone in a negative way. The game glitches are there, everyone is experiencing them, he is wondering how Elite is going to work when the current game is experience large growth glitches. Valid question! Certainly not deserving of taking Karma away from someone. That is just wrong! Took care of it of Ped.

THANK YOU Very much Blue max Young, I do have photos if you wanted them! he was very inappropriate and was not sure if I should put them on here due to kids playing the game! I did not even want to reply to him or that would of maid him bite back.
ur very kind M.O.MS M.o.m

thank you Ha HA ha ( said in Dracula voice. )

M4rtin wrote: To take Karma away from someone who expresses their personal opinion on something that they are experiencing and has questions/doubts is not acceptable. Everyone is allowed to express their opinions and he certainly has not attacked anyone in a negative way. The game glitches are there, everyone is experiencing them, he is wondering how Elite is going to work when the current game is experience large growth glitches. Valid question! Certainly not deserving of taking Karma away from someone. That is just wrong! Took care of it of Ped.

The wise \¥YoD4¥/ speaks! Bump to ya MOD.

Dam. Fat thumbs again. I went to bump u up and hit the freakin minus again MOD. Owe you 2. Sry bro. Didn't want you to think you got hit again. It was an accident. I should keep my paws away from the karma button i guess.

Mrs Roo your word is good in this house. No pics necessary.

Dont get me wrong I love the game!!!! Just hate the down time server error , connection lost...ect...im a consumer.. If this dont have all the bugs out of of it how can we expect df elite to be any better...all im saying is Zuperman fix this game first please...I do love it when its working. If its money how a bout selling stock shares....or making the game an annual payment or rasing the cost a bit. Oh and Zuperman you are the Creator the df god...i didnt call your team sheep..i did call everyone who dosent have the balls to stand up for them selves Sheep.. Im no sheep....just fix this game please..then on to df elite...thank you.

Bump to MOD, the first mean ol I've chatted with on DF, and to offset all the fat finger dingers, and a couple devils to go along.

REDNECK DOGFIGHT, A GAME PATENTED BY DAVY CROCKETT

This game will quickly improve your shooting skills and can be played from the comfort of your recliner chair.
Play this game during times when the lag is bad or you keep losing connection.

ITEMS NEEDED: FOUR RUBBER BAND GUNS (you can buy those at the gift shop at the alamo in Texas).
Jar of bumblebees, jar of wasps, jar of flys, one model aircraft carrier, red index cards, beer, a live hamster :and some rotten meet.

STEP ONE---this is for the beginner, level 1 thru 5. While sitting in your chair release the bumblebees (they being the biggest are easy to hit). Using your rubber band guns simply shoot them down however if you only nick him he may be alfully pissed and may come straight at you, that's why you need multiple guns. Maybe a fly swatter just in case you miss all shots. Learn to lead the insect than fire.

STEP TWO---now use the wasps, a little faster and bigger. Good for level 5 thru 10

STEP THREE--- now that you are improving try using the flys. Once you master them it will greatly improve your dogfight game. Only release about 10 at a time. Good for level 10 Thru 15.

STEP FOUR---now assemble your model aircraft carrier. Set your carrier on the coffee table and put rotten meet on the flight deck and hanger deck. Now sit back and practice shooting the flys as they try to land and/or fly into the hanger. This greatly improves your hanger game.

STEP FIVE---advanced players, level 15 and above. Take your red index cards and put a rival squadron on it with a name. I won't tell you the squadron i used, i didn't want to tick off DIXIECONFEDERATE. Tape a fly to the bottom of the red index card dead centered so it will look just like real dogfight. Then tape the cards to each blade of the ceiling fan. While using low speed try to hit the flys as they turn. This is great for your eye coordination.

STEP SIX---now we need to simulate a tank, this is where the beer and the hamster comes into play. Simply get the hamster drunk, he will run around the living room, zig-zagging, stopping and backing up. Learn to anticipate his moves and then fire. Get him good and drunk so he won't feel the pain. Not only will this improve your tank killing but it will give you hours of laughing hysterically. THIS IS RED NECK DOGFIGHT

Since when were we rivals davy?

Friendly rivals i should add lol

Grand idea DAVYCROCHET just don't kill all of your flys. You're going to need 1 to do your bombing for you. We know YOU can't even find a hanger.
Besides, who'll declare MAGIC TIME!