coop wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dogss wrote: Rick wig no idea you were down and out. Take care or yourself get better no need for you to bother yourself with any of this bs. You're in,the novenas at st anthonys Sunday. Pastor owes me, the roofing was free so I got inside channels to The Lord. Also those tiles in the rectory didn't come cheap. Pulling for u.

That said I'm in charge now. Wigs gone you little bastards cant whine to daddy anymore it's my turn this will be my finest hour! Bopes you're demotedtobishop effective immediately. Kopf we'll keep you on as the face of the company but no real power will be yours. Think queen of England. This will not be a democracy folks this will be Joseph stalins Russia. Get on the boat or get shot and drowned dogss in 13.
Big Tex CEO all operations
Ktheo you will be my pitbull my absolute killer.
Coop Your in charge of day to day affairs you are my Patton.
Oedius You are my rational thought guy. Example. Great idea dogss You're right dogs etc etc
Dentinhead You are in charge of all member disagreements. If they disagree you shoot them.
Magic you're in charge of pictures. I want daily pictures of in game chat. Make sure no one disagrees with anything.
Mav you're on,break for awhile I know,, your position,will be here upon your return
Strachan You do whatever you want same as whitenow.
Muck, Martin You just repeat and repeat everything I say until it becomes gospel.
Diesel You are in,charge of private game times with all mom members. Be yourself
Beata You just explain whatever I happen to do in a nice make everyone believe its ok kind of,way if they still dont budge send to Dent

I'M OUT!

I do NOT take orders from a LITTLE DICKtator.

Get another footstool!

To quote ANOTHER renowned individualist: "HOMEY DON'T PLAY DAT!"

Stand fast Mr.Mantz You have not been releaved of your duties ..So hold your post

I don't play "his" game and I don't play on a lawn where a dog has relieved itself of it's doo.

And we have been trying to keep the kids off the lawn?

Dear MOMs,
Thank you all for accepting me into the squad. Wig has sent me a very amusing banner (thank you Rick) which I will apply as soon as I can get to a computer. I am deployed right now, so I have my ipad on intermittent phone connection and occasional wifi when I get to an established facility; usually a US facility, so I apologise for my earlier comment about the english language. A nation that can get Medevac, wifi, Baskin Robbins, DHL and Foxtel to me and my mates at this time deserves some credit. You can destroy the english language all you like - just keep the sport, porn and ice cream coming!

Anyway, Next time I fly, I will be sporting the MOM tag, observing rule 11 and trying not to cuss and swear.

Roo and Dogss, Are you two really at odds or is this all in jest? I don't have the time or intellectual capacity to trawl back to the beginning. I hope you really are friends.

Ronnie

This is like jail. Every once in a while a fight breaks out, I think.

Remember this and live it...the first M in M.O.M stands for mean, its time to put away all the bullshit senior citizens I'm in a nursing home shit and live up to our tag MEAN OLD MEN and men is what we are we fly around and talk all nice to all the other squads ....HORSE SHIT THEY ARE OUR GOD DAWNED ENEMIES KILL THEM AND SHIT ON THERE FLAMING CORPSES. YOU WILL BE MEAN OR YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS HERE SO SHUT UP AND FIGHT.PERIOD! !!
AS YOU WERE.

You will instucted of your new assignments as soon as HQ has revealed them to the dictator then you will see one of your OverLords Muck or Martin untill then don't just sit there with your thumbs up your asses get in the air and KILL

Second order of the day .
First case by case review.
Snowbumm is out he has been given his walking or snowboarding papers.
A non compliance rule.
The roster reorganization is headed up by none other than Wig so if your gonna cry stock up on Kleenex men.

I will take this "revolution time on MOM's organization" to ask about tatics.

I know that squad-wars is not available yet (and God knows when/if it will be). But I already know that some other squads have their own website with login system for their members, to discuss about tatics.

Not that I care too much for full-elaborated-and-complex-tatics, because, as I use to say, this is just a mobile game (and, by the way, sometimes things are took too seriously by some of us). But a little bit of tatics doesn't hurt, and it is good to have some standards to follow during missions. And, in most cases, it doesn't require top-secret codes, or complex arrangements by pilots (oh, my English... hope I make myself clear enough)

For example: in many bombing missions, I see players destroying red tanks when they are far from our base/carrier - what is, obviously, counterproductive. Several times I wrote ingame messages to teammates asking them to let tanks be for a while, because of the obvious: the more red tanks, the less red planes to fight! So, the idea, although simple and obvious, is: let the red tanks walk a while, go bomb red's base/carrier, and only after bombing, you go after the red tanks! Easy win! But, despite being obvious, many (I say MANY!) players refuses to understand this. And this is just ONE example - there are many other obvious actions/behaviors that are simply ignored by most of pilots.

Everybody knows that I lack skills; I am not good in head-ons, horrible in chasing, and only less-than-average as a bomber (wtf am I doing in MOM? you may think... ouch...), but I try to compensate my lack of skills with some brain-using (what is not that good either...). So, that's my two cents: what about a MOM-members-only website (with a good login system) to discuss (and teach, and learn, and create) some tatics to be used in game?

Edit: Of course, if I am not being elected to the grey list...

Edit 2: Where I wrote "tatics", please read "tactics". And for the other mispells and typos, let them be. Not going to fix all the text, I'm lazy.

Oh my. Have not read the thread in 2 days. Looks like I have some reading to do after work.

Pedrinho thank you so much for bringing this up. Awesome! What you wrote is what I have been trying to get around to writing, I am not much of a fourm writer ( like my game time to much ). I am in the same boat as far as skill. I have had to use tact and strategies to get the job done. For me this is endless. Every single game has a different make up of players, skills, abilities, equipment, having a good day, and or a bad day.

When I first started playing and read up on how to get better. First thing i saw was drop your bomb and throtle back some. Then for awhile their was alot of talk about players always droping ( I think ment for seasoned players ). The chastising of bomb dropping got me to carry mine more however for awhile i would not drop it at all. Not a very good outcome. I do think carring helped my learn my abilities better. It has pros and cons.

The tanks. I to fly right by them if they are more then halfway back from us, sometimes I hit them two or three times so they are wounded making it easier when I come back. This however has back fired when someone behind my pops um and they spawn right on my approach. I try real hard not to spawnkill. Said try! If it has been a long tough game??? Gotta do what you gotta do. With that being said, i die right at the home stretch all the time. It's why I am always saying " nice save!" I like the nail bitter finishes. Plus I love seeing the ataboys that get going. It's real cool when all kinds of players are saying good stuff to "the other guys".

Another little trick i do is. If i am say on our half heading to bomb and i see that a good player from myside just got shot down. I will cut 90 and or head high. This will sometimes draw the otherside to me, in turn helping the pressure to be placed back on them ( my pawn move did this for so long early on it is just natural lol).

Anyways thanks for bringing this up. The fellas are getting testie maybe thier in put will help them to find some common ground.... Hum now to think about it..... Might just start another disagreement (hope not). Cutting up and having fun is what makes us so appealing to others, bickering at every little thing and all the high tension breaks that down... Hope you all have a great day! Do you best to make M.O.M look good!


YEMX

Claygod wrote: Oh my. Have not read the thread in 2 days. Looks like I have some reading to do after work.

You'll be shocked, bud...

New policy about joking (JOKING):

Henceforth all posts meant to be in jest must be preceded or followed by the parenthetical disclaimer (JOKING) in large capital letters. (JOKING).

Henceforth all declarations of squad rage-quits will be assumed to be made in jest and will be deemed void ab initio, if they are based on the declarer's perception that the content of any post or series of semi-related posts by any other member or members is in fact not meant in jest. (JOKING).

Please be guided accordingly. (JOKING).

That is all. (JOKING).

PS: I quit. (JOKING).

bopes wrote: New policy about joking (JOKING):

Henceforth all posts meant to be in jest must be preceded or followed by the parenthetical disclaimer (JOKING) in large capital letters. (JOKING).

Henceforth all declarations of squad rage-quits will be assumed to be made in jest and will be deemed void ab initio, if they are based on the declarer's perception that the content of any post or series of semi-related posts by any other member or members is in fact not meant in jest. (JOKING).

Please be guided accordingly. (JOKING).

That is all. (JOKING).

PS: I quit. (JOKING).

What about Paul?

Pedrinho wrote:
What about Paul?

Shirley, you must be joking. (JOKING).

ok glad i didn't go on thread last night.

bopes wrote:

Pedrinho wrote:
What about Paul?

Shirley, you must be joking. (JOKING).

Am I supposed to read all the last 400 pages to find out who is Shirley?

Again: What about Paul? (if I am not clear enough, I meant: "What about Paul Mantz?")

Pedrinho wrote:

bopes wrote:

Pedrinho wrote:
What about Paul?

Shirley, you must be joking. (JOKING).

Am I supposed to read all the last 400 pages to find out who is Shirley?

Again: What about Paul? (if I am not clear enough, I meant: "What about Paul Mantz?")

Ped, I don't know that any of them have noticed yet, maybe they're too busy getting power drunk.

Hungry work all this. Can I suggest a quick time out. Anyone for a slice of my home made shortbread cake? It goes nice with a refreshing cup of English breakfast tea! Peace to M.O.M, carnage to the rest.





That should be enough to go round.

Okay here it goes;

Paul will comment on Paul because Paul does not like Non-Paul's to comment on Paul because Paul feels a comment on Paul is really a Non-Paul comment and thus not really Paul. So if he sees a Non-Paul comment he will use his Magical prowess to make a Non-Paul commentator disappear into a super Non-Paul. Hence, that is why you do not see Non-Paul commentators.

Shirley is what Dent uses as his name when he wears his dress, so Ped you do not have to go looking through all those pages. I think that was Dent I hope that was Dent , otherwise I have some explaining to do to Shirley about what I thought Shirley was or is or may have been, or could have been. Maybe Shirley(Woman or Dent) is mistaken as Shirley(another word for Surely) now I am all Shirlied out and more confused by Shirley. Sorry

Who is Bud? Is Bud with Shirley?

I Hope, I think, I did , now I am not even sure if this, well, see now I am talking to myself....Crickets Crickettss...

Hope today finds everyone well, because I need to find Shirley

SURELY!

Yeah that's my answer, keep barking. I can't be "mean" AND grovel. It just doesn't work that way. You want me here, fine. You don't, just try to keep me away.

Four sentences, but that sums it up.

Pedro, that whole Shirley bit nearly made me piss my pants! I love you, man.

Yep, just checked Richy doesn't have a pair. That's why his plane is slightly leaning to port all the time. The other one is HUGE and throws him slightly off balance. He has as much or more ball than anyone here.

Wig, best of luck buddy! Care package in the works. 12yo scotch, right? If I can't find that, how 'bout some good ole Carolina corn mash?

And for all those that have PMed, my use of the phrase, "I'm out" was a sign off/ a parting salutation/a TTFN/laters/cya, not a resignation. Dogss ain't running me off that easy. I'm betting he'll be back in the pound before long anyway.

ParrotHead wrote: . Dogss ain't running me off that easy. I'm betting he'll be back in the pound before long anyway.

hahahahahaha........

Sherly bud... What? I don't get it.. Finish the sentence! I am dying to find out what you were going to say. Bud what?

At the top of this thread it says "This section is for squadrons recruiting, events and chats". Wots wrong? Far be it from me to complain, I mearly enjoy the game and folks playing it, but do you mean wot you say about getting known, pandering etc to be invited in, or are we all going down the loony hole here? Way too many contradiction flying about at the mo. Can I get on this membership ladder, share some laughs and belong? coz right now, I think half the fun of Dogfight is going to the dogs. RSVP.

BrianC219 wrote: Sherly bud... What? I don't get it.. Finish the sentence! I am dying to find out what you were going to say. Bud what?

Huh not funny!!!

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote: Sherly bud... What? I don't get it.. Finish the sentence! I am dying to find out what you were going to say. Bud what?

Huh not funny!!!

You won't think it's funny when I shove CAKE in your face!

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote: Sherly bud... What? I don't get it.. Finish the sentence! I am dying to find out what you were going to say. Bud what?

Huh not funny!!!

You won't think it's funny when I shove CAKE in your face!

Your face! So you know I heard what you said!

Hi guys ..! Cute squad a very good, I've been to just say HELLO.

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote: Sherly bud... What? I don't get it.. Finish the sentence! I am dying to find out what you were going to say. Bud what?

Huh not funny!!!

You won't think it's funny when I shove CAKE in your face!

Your face! So you know I heard what you said!

No you said it and so did your face!

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote: Sherly bud... What? I don't get it.. Finish the sentence! I am dying to find out what you were going to say. Bud what?

Huh not funny!!!

You won't think it's funny when I shove CAKE in your face!

Your face! So you know I heard what you said!

Jeezzzz there's enough egotistic people round here to fight with, so why argue by yourself?

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote:

BrianC219 wrote: Sherly bud... What? I don't get it.. Finish the sentence! I am dying to find out what you were going to say. Bud what?

Huh not funny!!!

You won't think it's funny when I shove CAKE in your face!

Your face! So you know I heard what you said!

No you said it and so did your face!

What? Oh really? Never said that! I said I don't mind it when my wife wears my dress as long as she does not get any cake on it!