Last but not least. Just played capture carrier (I like) with MCCudden (reds) on the opp. team. Blues fell like flies!!! From the outset I decided to practice your rule 11. I too fell like a fly spitting lead. Eventually, with the urge to shoot back building to a boil, I let known wot I was doing, still I fell like Jesus turning his cheek. What a laugh. "Thank you" was all I could offer. My game evolved, learning how to dodge, chase, land inside the carrier, still the good news kept coming from the M.O.M. The itch I refused to scratch... My point - THANK YOU MCCUDDEN! Gg.

To Wig and B Strachan: this afyernoon I entered BTC on wig's side, Strachan red, and the game was 30 - 30; I played for about 10 minutes, intense fight, when my notebook`s battery ran out of juice (I use it as a wi-fi router sometimes); how did the game end? I am curious!

Turn on your ipad. Try pushing the round button twice in quick succession. A bar should appear at the bottom of your screen showing all the apps you have opened. Hold down any one app until they shake, each has a red circle with white horizontal line appear in the corners. Tap the red circles, the apps disappear. This is not deleting your apps, but, like a PC, it 'reduces' them. This also stops your iPad thinking and wasting battery power. Now push the round button again, the now empty bar disappears. Go back into Dogfight app. All should now be well with the world. Hope this is clearer than mud. Good luck. I had trouble with Dogfight freezing out. This technique was like rebooting without the epic.

Chocks Away wrote: Last but not least. Just played capture carrier (I like) with MCCudden (reds) on the opp. team. Blues fell like flies!!! From the outset I decided to practice your rule 11. I too fell like a fly spitting lead. Eventually, with the urge to shoot back building to a boil, I let known wot I was doing, still I fell like Jesus turning his cheek. What a laugh. "Thank you" was all I could offer. My game evolved, learning how to dodge, chase, land inside the carrier, still the good news kept coming from the M.O.M. The itch I refused to scratch... My point - THANK YOU MCCUDDEN! Gg.

Rule 11 is only ever invoked in FFA games

ParrotHead wrote:

Sandaman00 wrote: I keep having the problem when I tap multi player it says an error has occurred

Maybe I'm the voice of reason or maybe paranoid (the spies are everywhere). Anyone find it suspicious these type of post end up on this thread? I mean most first time posters unknowingly post on the aircraft thread, not knowing how the forum works. You actually have to dig a little to get to squadron pages when you first start on the forum and yet they come straight here.

I think your right PH.. But we are an open thread, we have no website to try to hack into..! Maybe we are The Official M.O.M thread... My ... Ohh ...My.

My oh my, I want to join MOM

My oh my, I have problems logging on

My oh my, What's Rule 11?

My oh my, I can't chat

My oh my, I can't speak English

My oh my, My oh my, what/who/where next??

Sorry for going on yall thread but the post above this is funny.

I think your right PH.. But we are an open thread, we have no website to try to hack into..! Maybe we are The Official M.O.M thread... My ... Ohh ...My.

My oh my, I want to join MOM

My oh my, I have problems logging on

My oh my, What's Rule 11?

My oh my, I can't chat

My oh my, I can't speak English

My oh my, My oh my, what/who/where next??[understanding, membership and I can, I can? ]

Sorry again for interrupting
i never understood I guess from never being in a super-squad what could possibly be so secret.
I've been in 2 squads
1. |•REDNECK•| which had 1 person
2. Confederate air corp which has 8 people

Threads closed for a few days per orders from upstairs seems a few pilots are going,to be reevaluated and possibly fired. More details to come shortly.

So I shouldn't be posting this? How do u just close a thread?

Dixieconfederate wrote: Sorry again for interrupting
i never understood I guess from never being in a super-squad what could possibly be so secret.
I've been in 2 squads
1. |•REDNECK•| which had 1 person
2. Confederate air corp which has 8 people

........ssssssshhhhhhhh.........THE DARN TRAIN! WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS DC!.......sssssssss.........hhhhhhhh...........ssssss......ooopths.....
dropth my teeth.

dogss wrote: Threads closed for a few days per orders from upstairs seems a few pilots are going,to be reevaluated and possibly fired. More details to come shortly.

Fire me. I'd like to be in game with you. It seems you got some respect. Haven't had the pleasure to fly with you yet. Well, you ain't dropped the soap yet...

Sorry Paul I'm just that stupid. I can hear the grinding of your teeth in cleveland everytime i say something we've already been over lol. I guess it doesn't sink into my brain

KA5EY wrote:

dogss wrote: Threads closed for a few days per orders from upstairs seems a few pilots are going,to be reevaluated and possibly fired. More details to come shortly.

Fire me. I'd like to be in game with you. It seems you got some respect. Haven't had the pleasure to fly with you yet. Well, you ain't dropped the soap yet...

Lets go I need a new gf. You'll be dropping more then soap. Im in game. I bet you come back crying.

dogss wrote:

KA5EY wrote:

dogss wrote: Threads closed for a few days per orders from upstairs seems a few pilots are going,to be reevaluated and possibly fired. More details to come shortly.

Fire me. I'd like to be in game with you. It seems you got some respect. Haven't had the pleasure to fly with you yet. Well, you ain't dropped the soap yet...

Lets go I need a new gf. You'll be dropping more then soap. Im in game. I bet you come back crying.[/quote
I'm looking. No news to get nasty. We are in this for a while. Nasty could work though

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Here's a little something for you numbers guys.

My lucky number today =2

My stats @ 4pm. 4÷2=2
FLYMAGIC=8 letters=8÷2=4÷2=2
Overall rank=247=2 & 4+7=2 & 11=2 & 1+1=2+2=4÷2=2
Rank rank=22=2+2=4÷2=2
Hangers=1142=1+1+4+2=8=8÷2=4÷2=2
Dead=5282=5+2+8+2=17=1+7=8÷2=4÷2=2
Crashed=1667=4 digits=4÷2=2
Won=1242=4 digits=4÷2=2!

The working cells in my brain....?

Your numbers are as bad as my crayons....!!!
Love it...

I'm tired of searching. I'm here for a reason. Love it or leave it bud. One of these days we will have the pleasure to meet.
Till then. Hats off.

An unbiased answer to the question: Who is your favorite squad in DogFight?

KA5EY wrote: I'm tired of searching. I'm here for a reason. Love it or leave it bud. One of these days we will have the pleasure to meet.
Till then. Hats off.

What are you talking about. I took a long break from this place I come back and your up my,azz in,every thread I type in. keep your mouth closed and find out whats going on before u try to play hero. I been joking,around,with these guys since before mom. Oh and meeting,in,an,imaginary airplane game is supposed to,be fun you calling,me out is hilarious and,quite sad at the same time. That said you stand no,chance. Nanny Nanny poo poo

As some of you know, I was a professional magician/comedian (MagiComedian) most of my life. I also juggled and contact juggled.
Then, I was paralyzed.
I've learned to walk again and I use fushigi balls for contact juggling to strengthen my hands.
I use DogFight to to keep my arms and spirit strong.
I would like to share the following with you for all that you have done for me.

I hope you enjoy.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: As some of you know, I was a professional magician/comedian (MagiComedian) most of my life. I also juggled and contact juggled.
Then, I was paralyzed.
I've learned to walk again and I use fushigi balls for contact juggling to strengthen my hands.
I use DogFight to to keep my arms and spirit strong.
I would like to share the following with you for all that you have done for me.

I hope you enjoy.

Paul, I'm gonna go back on my promise not to post on the M.O.M. thread just this once. Thank you for sharing that. I did not know that. The speed that you come up with all of these things that you share on here is astounding. Comedians timing I guess. And, you always seem to be upbeat and ready to have a good time with whatever the subject might be. I wish I could focus on the positive the way you seem to always do. Thanks for all that you contribute, and for making people smile and laugh... Or at least me anyway.

Talk to you guys later

Dave

Pedrinho wrote: To Wig and B Strachan: this afyernoon I entered BTC on wig's side, Strachan red, and the game was 30 - 30; I played for about 10 minutes, intense fight, when my notebook`s battery ran out of juice (I use it as a wi-fi router sometimes); how did the game end? I am curious!

Wig got made and left I won.

The hands with the ball/s, pure mesmerising magic Paul, thank you.

B Strachan wrote: Wig got made and left I won.

Wig is now a mafia don? Sweet!

dogss wrote:

KA5EY wrote: I'm tired of searching. I'm here for a reason. Love it or leave it bud. One of these days we will have the pleasure to meet.
Till then. Hats off.

What are you talking about. I took a long break from this place I come back and your up my,azz in,every thread I type in. keep your mouth closed and find out whats going on before u try to play hero. I been joking,around,with these guys since before mom. Oh and meeting,in,an,imaginary airplane game is supposed to,be fun you calling,me out is hilarious and,quite sad at the same time. That said you stand no,chance. Nanny Nanny poo poo

I think he was actually paying respect Dogss. I could be wrong and may have a facination with your backside, but I took as he looks forward to meeting you in game to have fun.

We should all strive to be like our gentlelamb Kopf. It's time for a kinder gentler M.O.M.

Whoa! Sorry. I seem to have been channelling Ronnie.

And what's this biz about the thread being closed? If I'm on the chopping block, let's have it. There's a waiting period for that first unemployment check and I wanna get ahead of the crowd.

I feel the need to keep right outta this but what's nanny nanny poo poo? Is this an American expression or am I just being stupid?
Also, is this a real 'beef' or again am I being stupid?

Jesus man, it feels like if I say stupid one moe time, I won't need an answer, I guess I'm just stupid!

So last week, this week sand two more weeks I ave union classes for the Laborers local 132 for ten hours a day 5 days a week...
It is realing cutting into my flight time...
Parrot cut my cake rations and threatened to take my crayons away...
I am a little distraught....
SOS....

Almost forgot... Reporting another brief Seattle sighting last night in a Zep game around 11:15PM EST.

Also present were MOMs DIESEL and YEMX. Seems like another one or 2 were there, but remembering this much detail is already a strain.

For those of you new people to MOM.. This is your first and maybe your only/last exposure to:

dogss

As Yoda once said: " be afraid, be very afraid"......

SheiBe Kopf wrote: For those of you new people to MOM.. This is your first and maybe your only/last exposure to:

dogss

As Yoda once said: " be afraid, be very afraid"......

And that was the last we ever heard from Yoda ...

Stats for yoda:
Top #: #123495
Game Rank: Aspirant (1)
# of kills: 0
# hangars bombed: 0
# of deads: 0
# crashed: 0
Won Games: 0