bellsaj wrote: Thank you Bopes for a really good game. Im sorry you wasnt able to stay till the end. Ther should be some kind of time limit for those missfires.

Thanks Bell. Who won? Can't believe I got auto banned. Dang teammates kept throwing themselves in front of my bullets! Sorry teammates! Still working out the kinks in my new super power ...

After you unwillingly left your team wasnt much of a team. Lafty didnt stand a chanse, and the others on your team was no help for him. But the bright side is that I can go to bed now 4:59 am...
The Mrs. is going to strangle me tomorr.. later on today.
Sleep tight my fellow moms

Inpipe no problem. But we losed

bopes wrote: Good save jimbo. Yer membership was hangin by a thread there. All the rest a yez, sit up and take note! That's what doggie dictator is talkin' 'bout, amirite?

Jimbo pick up your promotional material at human resources, room 6, 0:300. And don't mess up chain of custody on those urine samples .... (your new lower upper mid level management post, congratulations) ... with great power comes great responsibility.

Ummmm.... I thought that was apple juice... I handed them out to the prodigies in room 7 with those "Baby Ruth's" that were on the tray next to them. Was wondering why they felt warm.

in-pipe wrote: Rico and Phil sorry to leave you guys in middle of a great game but lost connection, let me know who won..

Inpipe we lost, but it was a great game. Snoopy showed a little bit after you left. You, Phil, and I gavem hell! We made them work for it, haha. It's all good brother. Snoopy took out the last hangar. As it should be.

dogss wrote:

btschuman wrote: Just a darn minute...if I'm to ass-ume these papal responsibilities, where are my ruby slippers? The other stuff Bopes can keep...I guess...

Bopes pawned those months ago for a case of natural ice and a pack of luckys after a AC binge trip. Sorry barefoot it is or Adidas sandals. Jesus wore sandals so will u

wonder if he took em off before that walking on water trick, just wondering, wonder if swop knows.

WIg , just wanted to say, that was some fun flying.

dogss wrote: Rick wig no idea you were down and out. Take care or yourself get better no need for you to bother yourself with any of this bs. You're in,the novenas at st anthonys Sunday. Pastor owes me, the roofing was free so I got inside channels to The Lord. Also those tiles in the rectory didn't come cheap. Pulling for u.

That said I'm in charge now. Wigs gone you little bastards cant whine to daddy anymore it's my turn this will be my finest hour! Bopes you're demotedtobishop effective immediately. Kopf we'll keep you on as the face of the company but no real power will be yours. Think queen of England. This will not be a democracy folks this will be Joseph stalins Russia. Get on the boat or get shot and drowned dogss in 13.
Big Tex CEO all operations
Ktheo you will be my pitbull my absolute killer.
Coop Your in charge of day to day affairs you are my Patton.
Oedius You are my rational thought guy. Example. Great idea dogss You're right dogs etc etc
Dentinhead You are in charge of all member disagreements. If they disagree you shoot them.
Magic you're in charge of pictures. I want daily pictures of in game chat. Make sure no one disagrees with anything.
Mav you're on,break for awhile I know,, your position,will be here upon your return
Strachan You do whatever you want same as whitenow.
Muck, Martin You just repeat and repeat everything I say until it becomes gospel.
Diesel You are in,charge of private game times with all mom members. Be yourself
Beata You just explain whatever I happen to do in a nice make everyone believe its ok kind of,way if they still dont budge send to Dent

Well now this kinda reminds me of a song...lets see
some of you may know it and some of you won't
my first of many duties as PATTON.
ENJOY!!!
So ya thought ya
Might like to go to the show.
To feel that warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you sunshines,
Wig isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate command
We're gonna find out where this squad really stands.

Are there any Falcons on our forum tonight?
Get them up against the wall.
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall.
That one looks like a parrot!
And that one's a cruz!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one chatting with swop!
And another with singh!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

Signed,
The DOGSS of war.

The Song.KNOW IT
Dogss of war the men of hate
With no cause, we don't discriminate
Discovery is to be disowned
Our currency is flesh and bone
Hell opened up and put on sale
Gather 'round and haggle
For hard cash, we will lie and deceive
Even our masters don't know the web we weave
One world, it's a battleground
One world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world
Invisible transfers, long distance calls,
Hollow laughter in marble halls
Steps have been taken, a silent uproar
Has unleashed the dogss of war
You can't stop what has begun
Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion
We all have a dark side, to say the least
And dealing in death is the nature of the beast
One world, it's a battleground
One world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world
The dogss of war won't negotiate
The dogss of war don't capitulate,
We will take and you will give,
And you must die so that we may live
You can knock at any door,
But wherever you go, you know they've been there before
Well winners can lose and things can get strained
But whatever you change, you know the dogss remain.
One world, it's a battleground
One world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world

dogss wrote: Rick wig no idea you were down and out. Take care or yourself get better no need for you to bother yourself with any of this bs. You're in,the novenas at st anthonys Sunday. Pastor owes me, the roofing was free so I got inside channels to The Lord. Also those tiles in the rectory didn't come cheap. Pulling for u.

That said I'm in charge now. Wigs gone you little bastards cant whine to daddy anymore it's my turn this will be my finest hour! Bopes you're demotedtobishop effective immediately. Kopf we'll keep you on as the face of the company but no real power will be yours. Think queen of England. This will not be a democracy folks this will be Joseph stalins Russia. Get on the boat or get shot and drowned dogss in 13.
Big Tex CEO all operations
Ktheo you will be my pitbull my absolute killer.
Coop Your in charge of day to day affairs you are my Patton.
Oedius You are my rational thought guy. Example. Great idea dogss You're right dogs etc etc
Dentinhead You are in charge of all member disagreements. If they disagree you shoot them.
Magic you're in charge of pictures. I want daily pictures of in game chat. Make sure no one disagrees with anything.
Mav you're on,break for awhile I know,, your position,will be here upon your return
Strachan You do whatever you want same as whitenow.
Muck, Martin You just repeat and repeat everything I say until it becomes gospel.
Diesel You are in,charge of private game times with all mom members. Be yourself
Beata You just explain whatever I happen to do in a nice make everyone believe its ok kind of,way if they still dont budge send to Dent

I'M OUT!

I do NOT take orders from a LITTLE DICKtator.

Get another footstool!



To quote ANOTHER renowned individualist: "HOMEY DON'T PLAY DAT!"

Dear M.O.M

It appears like we have a unruly Dog amongst us, I have spent many hours trying to work out how to deal with this pest and here is one way to sort it...

(Copied from unrulydogss.com)


An example of fear aggression could be a dog that sits in its owner's lap and growls at people or other animals. If you pet him and tell him, "it's okay," you are really telling him this is the type of behavior you expect of him, and he will continue to do it because there is a reward attached to it. Tell him “no” and make him get down off your lap. While some owners think it is sweet that their little lap dog is "protecting them," this is not the case. When a child reaches to pet the dog or hug Grandma it could bite them if it is allowed to get away with this antisocial behavior. This is a dog that has taken on alpha position and you are a subordinate. I have seen so many children chastised when they get bitten, when it's the owner that is responsible. You will often hear people say "Now, you know Granny's dog doesn't like you to go near her. She is jealous, and protective. We have told you over and over not to do that." What a shame. And it could all be avoided if we would just take the time to learn canine behavior. As much as we would like to believe that they think like us, they do not.

If this doesnt wort then FEC IT. Kick the dog and show him whose boss.....

You haven't seen nuthin yet...IT HAS BEGUN

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dogss wrote: Rick wig no idea you were down and out. Take care or yourself get better no need for you to bother yourself with any of this bs. You're in,the novenas at st anthonys Sunday. Pastor owes me, the roofing was free so I got inside channels to The Lord. Also those tiles in the rectory didn't come cheap. Pulling for u.

That said I'm in charge now. Wigs gone you little bastards cant whine to daddy anymore it's my turn this will be my finest hour! Bopes you're demotedtobishop effective immediately. Kopf we'll keep you on as the face of the company but no real power will be yours. Think queen of England. This will not be a democracy folks this will be Joseph stalins Russia. Get on the boat or get shot and drowned dogss in 13.
Big Tex CEO all operations
Ktheo you will be my pitbull my absolute killer.
Coop Your in charge of day to day affairs you are my Patton.
Oedius You are my rational thought guy. Example. Great idea dogss You're right dogs etc etc
Dentinhead You are in charge of all member disagreements. If they disagree you shoot them.
Magic you're in charge of pictures. I want daily pictures of in game chat. Make sure no one disagrees with anything.
Mav you're on,break for awhile I know,, your position,will be here upon your return
Strachan You do whatever you want same as whitenow.
Muck, Martin You just repeat and repeat everything I say until it becomes gospel.
Diesel You are in,charge of private game times with all mom members. Be yourself
Beata You just explain whatever I happen to do in a nice make everyone believe its ok kind of,way if they still dont budge send to Dent

I'M OUT!

I do NOT take orders from a LITTLE DICKtator.

Get another footstool!

To quote ANOTHER renowned individualist: "HOMEY DON'T PLAY DAT!"

Stand fast Mr.Mantz You have not been releaved of your duties ..So hold your post

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: Paul Mantz jr,

You crack me up. Where the hell do you get the crazy videos from! Not that i want to look for them
Your as random as random can be.

Your fab-u-less

Keep up the good work

You are too kind, your Highness.

I hope you received the Whoopee Cushion as well.

Why thank you kind gentelman,
As your queen
I knight the. SIR PAUL men of men.




Eat all the cake you want to eat

I'm sure i will again regret my decision but I hereby resign my tag and hand back my M.O.M love.

This cant be kept as M.O.M with no wig at the helm.

I can't go without saying a massive thanks to all the good guys here, but from me, here is my final thoughts....

PLEASE CHANGE THE WORD BABY into WIGGY




I have Wigs personal email account and he is the one MAIN reason we love M.O.M

Just to stay involved rather than run a mile at this stage.... Another laugh tempter to honour Paul's ethos....

A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff."

Hi guys! I haven't had time to catch up with the thread for a couple days. Did I miss anything? Nah...nothing much ever happens on the ol' M.O.M thread, I can always depend on that.

With heartfelt apologies for the delay, banners are ready for Ronnie Biggs and RiC0 (The Artist Formerly Known as Mavrk). You both deserve better but these here is the best I got at da moment.

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Copy and paste the IMG code below your banner thumbnail into the Signature field at the bottom of your Profile/edit/Profile Information form here on the forum.

Big whiz-bang changes are coming to a M.O.M near you soon! Roster revisions, for one; If you're a member who lurks but doesn't post, we need you to drop at least a word or three on the thread or via PM, we're separating the Active Roster from the M.I.A. M.O.Ms who rarely play or post. Let us know you're still out there, in here, somewhere, or risk being relegated to dubious grayed out status. Nobody likes being grayed out.

We'll unveil other major changes in the next few days so you can tell us how and why they suck! And if you do we'll gray you out!

Richyroo wrote: I'm sure i will again regret my decision but I hereby resign my tag and hand back my M.O.M love.

This cant be kept as M.O.M with no wig at the helm.

I can't go without saying a massive thanks to all the good guys here, but from me, here is my final thoughts....

PLEASE CHANGE THE WORD BABY into WIGGY

I have Wigs personal email account and he is the one MAIN reason we love M.O.M

Humbly, deeply appreciated, and summarily rejected, Rich. Our email exchange caught me at an especially low point due to health issues you know about. I'll likely be the last one out the door to turn off the lights when this M.O.M thingy finally goes dark. The short time we spent flying (and blowing the bejeesus outta Zuperman) together did my frame of mind a world of good.

We'll talk, I'll beg, you'll stay. You'll wear a red dress and dance on my grave. (Suddenly I've morphed from a gabby Irish poet to a guilt-tripping Jewish M.O.M. I wonder if they have meds for that...)

.

. Wigbomb wrote: Hi guys! I haven't had time to catch up with the thread for a couple days. Did I miss anything? Nah...nothing much ever happens on the ol' M.O.M thread, I can always depend on that.

With heartfelt apologies for the delay, banners are ready for Ronnie Biggs and RiC0 (The Artist Formerly Known as Mavrk). You both deserve better but these here is the best I got at da moment.

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We'll unveil other major changes in the next few days so you can tell us how and why they suck! And if you do we'll gray you out!

Don't gray me bro!

dogss wrote: .

I saw that reply before you deleted it you arrogant muppet. Dont care what you think of me! I have been. honest an open from the start and if Wig is still here and wants me here.....I'm here!

I only wanted to leave because your not so much a mean old man, rather a Medievil Old Muppet!

Wig, I will do whatever you suggest I do, Doggs, as far as I'm concerned, when a dog gets more powerful than it should be, there only is one remedy.......

EUTHANASIA

hansone wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote: Hi guys! I haven't had time to catch up with the thread for a couple days. Did I miss anything? Nah...nothing much ever happens on the ol' M.O.M thread, I can always depend on that.

With heartfelt apologies for the delay, banners are ready for Ronnie Biggs and RiC0 (The Artist Formerly Known as Mavrk). You both deserve better but these here is the best I got at da moment.

s1079.photobucket.com/user/MOMsquadron/library/?

Copy and paste the IMG code below your banner thumbnail into the Signature field at the bottom of your Profile/edit/Profile Information form here on the forum.

Big whiz-bang changes are coming to a M.O.M near you soon! Roster revisions, for one; If you're a member who lurks but doesn't post, we need you to drop at least a word or three on the thread or via PM, we're separating the Active Roster from the M.I.A. M.O.Ms who rarely play or post. Let us know you're still out there, in here, somewhere, or risk being relegated to dubious grayed out status. Nobody likes being grayed out.

We'll unveil other major changes in the next few days so you can tell us how and why they suck! And if you do we'll gray you out!

Don't gray me bro!

It's GREY, NOT GRAY. For goodness sake. You Americans screwed up the empire, please don't do the same to the English language!

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote: .

I saw that reply before you deleted it you arrogant muppet. Dont care what you think of me! I have been. honest an open from the start and if Wig is still here and wants me here.....I'm here!

I only wanted to leave because your not so much a mean old man, rather a Medievil Old Muppet!

Wig, I will do whatever you suggest I do, Doggs, as far as I'm concerned, when a dog gets more powerful than it should be, there only is one remedy.......

EUTHANASIA

How much you want to bet your out????

dogss wrote:

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote: .

I saw that reply before you deleted it you arrogant muppet. Dont care what you think of me! I have been. honest an open from the start and if Wig is still here and wants me here.....I'm here!

I only wanted to leave because your not so much a mean old man, rather a Medievil Old Muppet!

Wig, I will do whatever you suggest I do, Doggs, as far as I'm concerned, when a dog gets more powerful than it should be, there only is one remedy.......

EUTHANASIA

How much you want to bet your out????

Your funny Doggs, don't care what you say, I'm not resorting to petit pops at each other. Wig requested last week that we don't do 'public falling out' so if you have a problem PM me.

As I said, Wig, my fate is in your hands, your the real 'DAWG' round here.

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote: .

I saw that reply before you deleted it you arrogant muppet. Dont care what you think of me! I have been. honest an open from the start and if Wig is still here and wants me here.....I'm here!

I only wanted to leave because your not so much a mean old man, rather a Medievil Old Muppet!

Wig, I will do whatever you suggest I do, Doggs, as far as I'm concerned, when a dog gets more powerful than it should be, there only is one remedy.......

EUTHANASIA

ok thats it im going to be,as half as pathetic and Ned falnders as you are with oh,my,wiggy,,I have his personal email. Rich don't,get too excited I,have his phone number and we live near eachother we seeeee eachother ohhhh wigggggg wiggg . Grow a pair. Stop acting like some teenage girl at prom u dope.

dogss wrote:

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote: .

I saw that reply before you deleted it you arrogant muppet. Dont care what you think of me! I have been. honest an open from the start and if Wig is still here and wants me here.....I'm here!

I only wanted to leave because your not so much a mean old man, rather a Medievil Old Muppet!

Wig, I will do whatever you suggest I do, Doggs, as far as I'm concerned, when a dog gets more powerful than it should be, there only is one remedy.......

EUTHANASIA

ok thats it im going to be,as half as pathetic and Ned falnders as you are with oh,my,wiggy,,I have his personal email. Rich don't,get too excited I,have his phone number and we live near eachother we seeeee eachother ohhhh wigggggg wiggg . Grow a pair. Stop acting like some teenage girl at prom u dope.

My comment about having his email was i don't need to be here, at MOM to have contact with Wig. I can leave this game a take his friendship with me. As for growwing a pair, that's so funny you would never know!! (ask parrot and the other M.O.Ms who attend regularly)

And yes, I hold Wig extremely highly in my respect books, don't care how I sound, he's a GENUINE NICE GUY, maybe you should try it!

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote:

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote: .

I saw that reply before you deleted it you arrogant muppet. Dont care what you think of me! I have been. honest an open from the start and if Wig is still here and wants me here.....I'm here!

I only wanted to leave because your not so much a mean old man, rather a Medievil Old Muppet!

Wig, I will do whatever you suggest I do, Doggs, as far as I'm concerned, when a dog gets more powerful than it should be, there only is one remedy.......

EUTHANASIA

How much you want to bet your out????

Your funny Doggs, don't care what you say, I'm not resorting to petit pops at each other. Wig requested last week that we don't do 'public falling out' so if you have a problem PM me.

As I said, Wig, my fate is in your hands, your the real 'DAWG' round here.

Lol ok it's like arguing with a virgin that's been,drinking Cisco.

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote:

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote: .

I saw that reply before you deleted it you arrogant muppet. Dont care what you think of me! I have been. honest an open from the start and if Wig is still here and wants me here.....I'm here!

I only wanted to leave because your not so much a mean old man, rather a Medievil Old Muppet!

Wig, I will do whatever you suggest I do, Doggs, as far as I'm concerned, when a dog gets more powerful than it should be, there only is one remedy.......

EUTHANASIA

ok thats it im going to be,as half as pathetic and Ned falnders as you are with oh,my,wiggy,,I have his personal email. Rich don't,get too excited I,have his phone number and we live near eachother we seeeee eachother ohhhh wigggggg wiggg . Grow a pair. Stop acting like some teenage girl at prom u dope.

My comment about having his email was i don't need to be here, at MOM to have contact with Wig. I can leave this game a take his friendship with me. As for growwing a pair, that's so funny you would never know!! (ask parrot and the other M.O.Ms who attend regularly)

And yes, I hold Wig extremely highly in my respect books, don't care how I sound, he's a GENUINE NICE GUY, maybe you should try it!

How the Hell would they know you have a pair. Your not,even allowed to play dogfight without the wife......LMFAO

dogss wrote:

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote:

Richyroo wrote:

dogss wrote: .

I saw that reply before you deleted it you arrogant muppet. Dont care what you think of me! I have been. honest an open from the start and if Wig is still here and wants me here.....I'm here!

I only wanted to leave because your not so much a mean old man, rather a Medievil Old Muppet!

Wig, I will do whatever you suggest I do, Doggs, as far as I'm concerned, when a dog gets more powerful than it should be, there only is one remedy.......

EUTHANASIA

ok thats it im going to be,as half as pathetic and Ned falnders as you are with oh,my,wiggy,,I have his personal email. Rich don't,get too excited I,have his phone number and we live near eachother we seeeee eachother ohhhh wigggggg wiggg . Grow a pair. Stop acting like some teenage girl at prom u dope.

My comment about having his email was i don't need to be here, at MOM to have contact with Wig. I can leave this game a take his friendship with me. As for growwing a pair, that's so funny you would never know!! (ask parrot and the other M.O.Ms who attend regularly)

And yes, I hold Wig extremely highly in my respect books, don't care how I sound, he's a GENUINE NICE GUY, maybe you should try it!

How the Hell would they know you have a pair. Your not,even allowed to play dogfight without the wife......LMFAO

Oh your so funny, I can't grow a pair and I haven't got a pair, lost. It through Testicular tumor last year, posted a thread to try and get men checking more to avoid the pain and humiliation. As for the wife, you wanna see how many other MOMs have commented how they wish their wife would play here.

Anyway, like I said, keep the forum clear and PM me with any further crap that you find coming from your mouth.

What the frak is going on in the MOM house with all this?