Holy Crow...........Davy Crocket has more Hangar's bombed than Yoda..... The force Pal, The force....


Jokin here Davy....

"THE POPE RETIRES"

What does a good POPE BOPES do now?
The obvious......get new clothes.....and....
...become a lounge singer and put the moves on the ladies.


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Lol that was another cool one paul.
Hold on one sec puke puke puke i think im better now puke puke puke...
Lets see now. i remember why im NOT a parramedic, CPR to that guy. hold on puke puke......

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: "THE POPE RETIRES"

What does a good POPE BOPES do now?
The obvious......get new clothes.....and....
...become a lounge singer and put the moves on the ladies.

"Lets lip-lock, let's lip-lock around the clock"-
That's some AWESOME songwriting!

yakuza wrote: Lol that was another cool one paul.
Hold on one sec puke puke puke i think im better now puke puke puke...
Lets see now. i remember why im NOT a parramedic, CPR to that guy. hold on puke puke......

Hello people of MOM. I was passing by and wanted to greet you.
See you in heaven the DF!!!!

Greetings,mithers in mum. Ives joined these,confederates squads nows I destoys all u mothers and your hiddies,,I number,one,no one in mom defeats me I lion you like,gazzeles yes ha ha I defeats everyone and the corpse belong,to freedom from inpunity..I eat your bones and make marriage to you,burning body yes yous myst accept thies..farewell mother in,mums

You're going down now. You defeating a MOM will be luck, not skill. They are awesome, wickedly cool, and majestic, like a stag, or a dragon in flight.

T man wrote: You're going down now. You defeating a MOM will be luck, not skill. They are awesome, wickedly cool, and majestic, like a stag, or a dragon in flight.

Yous muta be krazeys I warrior they like little fat men I am prejudicing against tje luving now I kill eferyones allof these are my breakfast thry kneel yo me like kings yes maybes you,too. Tells diesal I kill him lits mire like,whitesniw and,strachand and crazy,stupif person that,woof in his SF planes dogggies,I kill all thease

T man wrote: You're going down now. You defeating a MOM will be luck, not skill. They are awesome, wickedly cool, and majestic, like a stag, or a dragon in flight.

That's right T man, you tell him! You tell that secessionist Nigerian like it is!

Why, after we get through with him we'll knock him so far back into Dixie he'll be picking the Spanish moss out of his teeth for days!

Quit talking like a baby Pontius. Lol bopes. By the way, how do you get ur banner under all of ur posts?

bopes wrote:

T man wrote: You're going down now. You defeating a MOM will be luck, not skill. They are awesome, wickedly cool, and majestic, like a stag, or a dragon in flight.

That's right T man, you tell him! You tell that secessionist Nigerian like it is!

Why, after we get through with him we'll knock him so far back into Dixie he'll be picking the Spanish moss out of his teeth for days!

Hardy hah hah mopes I kill us now too maybe take,you,with me for pleasurable service wasn my,cloth cleanin, cooks mi foid bopes I make yous mine u be my,warrior wife I teach you,my vood doo that,I,doo yes u like theis. I except no disrespects you kneel to pilate ot msybe you gibe me sone monies for help yes cocoa farm for,sale yes

ATTENTION ALL M.O.MS!

It takes a TEACHER to teach some of you how to be a true M.O.M.



We didn't open our door to hear whining, complaining, grousing, grumping, crying, (for PP) click-click hoot clikedy-click snap-crackle-or-pop!

OR HAVING FUN!

Either listen up or

GET OFF OUR GRASS!

pontius pilate wrote: .I eat your bones and make marriage to you,burning body yes yous myst accept thies..

pontius pilate wrote: Greetings,mithers in mum. Ives joined these,confederates squads nows I destoys all u mothers and your hiddies,,I number,one,no one in mom defeats me I lion you like,gazzeles yes ha ha I defeats everyone and the corpse belong,to freedom from inpunity..I eat your bones and make marriage to you,burning body yes yous myst accept thies..farewell mother in,mums

You said "destroys all u mothers"? Bad move dead dude.

Your real M.O.M wants to have a few words with you, I'm certain you'll understand HIS meaning. Your M.U.M is lovely.
Take your medicine like a man and don't cry like a baby.

Paul Mantz jr,

You crack me up. Where the hell do you get the crazy videos from! Not that i want to look for them
Your as random as random can be.

Your fab-u-less

Keep up the good work

Oh grow up

Cant work out this reply, quick reply, quote. Nuts to it, I'm off to kill cocky youngsters.

T man wrote: You're going down now. You defeating a MOM will be luck, not skill. They are awesome, wickedly cool, and majestic, like a stag, or a dragon in flight.

Hey, little Diesel, who are you calling awesome, cool, majestic?? Please, you need to be more specifig, you need to name who are you refering to, because I am a MOM too...

Fantastic Paul.

Not only does my head hurt but now I have to go see the Prinicpal.

Rick wig no idea you were down and out. Take care or yourself get better no need for you to bother yourself with any of this bs. You're in,the novenas at st anthonys Sunday. Pastor owes me, the roofing was free so I got inside channels to The Lord. Also those tiles in the rectory didn't come cheap. Pulling for u.

That said I'm in charge now. Wigs gone you little bastards cant whine to daddy anymore it's my turn this will be my finest hour! Bopes you're demotedtobishop effective immediately. Kopf we'll keep you on as the face of the company but no real power will be yours. Think queen of England. This will not be a democracy folks this will be Joseph stalins Russia. Get on the boat or get shot and drowned dogss in 13.
Big Tex CEO all operations
Ktheo you will be my pitbull my absolute killer.
Coop Your in charge of day to day affairs you are my Patton.
Oedius You are my rational thought guy. Example. Great idea dogss You're right dogs etc etc
Dentinhead You are in charge of all member disagreements. If they disagree you shoot them.
Magic you're in charge of pictures. I want daily pictures of in game chat. Make sure no one disagrees with anything.
Mav you're on,break for awhile I know,, your position,will be here upon your return
Strachan You do whatever you want same as whitenow.
Muck, Martin You just repeat and repeat everything I say until it becomes gospel.
Diesel You are in,charge of private game times with all mom members. Be yourself
Beata You just explain whatever I happen to do in a nice make everyone believe its ok kind of,way if they still dont budge send to Dent

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: Paul Mantz jr,

You crack me up. Where the hell do you get the crazy videos from! Not that i want to look for them
Your as random as random can be.

Your fab-u-less

Keep up the good work

You are too kind, your Highness.

I hope you received the Whoopee Cushion as well.

dogss wrote: Rick wig no idea you were down and out. Take care or yourself get better no need for you to bother yourself with any of this bs. You're in,the novenas at st anthonys Sunday. Pastor owes me, the roofing was free so I got inside channels to The Lord. Also those tiles in the rectory didn't come cheap. Pulling for u.

That said I'm in charge now. Wigs gone you little bastards cant whine to daddy anymore it's my turn this will be my finest hour! Bopes you're demotedtobishop effective immediately. Kopf we'll keep you on as the face of the company but no real power will be yours. Think queen of England. This will not be a democracy folks this will be Joseph stalins Russia. Get on the boat or get shot and drowned dogss in 13.
Big Tex CEO all operations
Ktheo you will be my pitbull my absolute killer.
Coop Your in charge of day to day affairs you are my Patton.
Oedius You are my rational thought guy. Example. Great idea dogss You're right dogs etc etc
Dentinhead You are in charge of all member disagreements. If they disagree you shoot them.
Magic you're in charge of pictures. I want daily pictures of in game chat. Make sure no one disagrees with anything.
Mav you're on,break for awhile I know,, your position,will be here upon your return
Strachan You do whatever you want same as whitenow.
Diesel You are in,charge of private game times with all mom members. Be yourself
Beata You just explain whatever I happen to do in a nice make everyone believe its ok kind of,way if they still dont budge send to Dent

OK but I think we all need super powers, no? As a newly demoted Bishop my super power will be moving on the diagonal across the playing field. Watch out y'all, I will mesmerize you with my diabolical diagonals! Oooooh... Marvelous!

bopes wrote:

dogss wrote: Rick wig no idea you were down and out. Take care or yourself get better no need for you to bother yourself with any of this bs. You're in,the novenas at st anthonys Sunday. Pastor owes me, the roofing was free so I got inside channels to The Lord. Also those tiles in the rectory didn't come cheap. Pulling for u.

That said I'm in charge now. Wigs gone you little bastards cant whine to daddy anymore it's my turn this will be my finest hour! Bopes you're demotedtobishop effective immediately. Kopf we'll keep you on as the face of the company but no real power will be yours. Think queen of England. This will not be a democracy folks this will be Joseph stalins Russia. Get on the boat or get shot and drowned dogss in 13.
Big Tex CEO all operations
Ktheo you will be my pitbull my absolute killer.
Coop Your in charge of day to day affairs you are my Patton.
Oedius You are my rational thought guy. Example. Great idea dogss You're right dogs etc etc
Dentinhead You are in charge of all member disagreements. If they disagree you shoot them.
Magic you're in charge of pictures. I want daily pictures of in game chat. Make sure no one disagrees with anything.
Mav you're on,break for awhile I know,, your position,will be here upon your return
Strachan You do whatever you want same as whitenow.
Diesel You are in,charge of private game times with all mom members. Be yourself
Beata You just explain whatever I happen to do in a nice make everyone believe its ok kind of,way if they still dont budge send to Dent

OK but I think we all need super powers, no? As a newly demoted Bishop my super power will be moving on the diagonal across the playing field. Watch out y'all, I will mesmerize you with my diabolical diagonals! Oooooh... Marvelous!

Are you,disagreeing?? Dent I think you,have your first appt.

Fine bopes u,can have superpowers blazing bishop if u will. But no Capes. I won't have it

Bopes, you gotta get used to your new position description: I believe club rules prohibit bishops from using the word "diabolical"...implies some reliance on demonic power...tsk, tsk...

Can I still keep my Papal Cannons? If not I'll need a new service weapon. Who's in charge of ordnance around here? This place is a mess. C'mon dogss, show some leadership fer chrissakes!

btschuman wrote: Bopes, you gotta get used to your new position description: I believe club rules prohibit bishops from using the word "diabolical"...implies some reliance on demonic power...tsk, tsk...

Your now the pope as well beatea. Good job I reward quickly.

bopes wrote: Can I still keep my Papal Cannons? If not I'll need a new service weapon. Who's in charge of ordnance around here? This place is a mess. C'mon dogss, show some leadership fer chrissakes!

Fine bopes your vice dictator.,you're right under me just stfu with all the,questions

DOGGS,

I suggest TEX & DENT be put in charge of the Puppy Shopping Flight if we are to continue our "Puppy Juggling". They are naturals as a his/her shopping Flight(y). They are already BFFs.


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dogss wrote:

bopes wrote: Can I still keep my Papal Cannons? If not I'll need a new service weapon. Who's in charge of ordnance around here? This place is a mess. C'mon dogss, show some leadership fer chrissakes!

Fine bopes your vice dictator.,you're right under me just stfu with all the,questions

OK fine, but beatea has to requisition his own Papal Cannons. Mine are custom made pearl-handled jobs. A . . . gift from . . . a well-placed sinner with connections in the arms trade. Believe you me he got a deal on that papal dispensation . . .