Oh great now I'm a Queen?
There will be no group showers anymore ??

Dent, I'm going to need help with my Wardrobe !!!

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Oh great now I'm a Queen?
There will be no group showers anymore ??

Dent, I'm going to need help with my Wardrobe !!!

Kopf I acted to quickly they won't shut up with questions and such. You are appointed to speaker of the dictatorship. In fact you,are my left hand Like on game of,thrones you're equal with bopes. Just keep him muted.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: DOGGS,

I suggest TEX & DENT be put in charge of the Puppy Shopping Flight if we are to continue our "Puppy Juggling". They are naturals as a his/her shopping Flight(y). They are already BFFs.


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That's fine a good idea. Your in game pictures of the chat are of much importance. Lay low you know what to do let them think it's safe to talk. When in fact nobody ever knows just,where and,who u,are Magic. The first shots wete fantastic already thank,you. You will be rewarded. Dent will be shot if he enters your garden on sight.

Did I miss something? Like a revolution!

Flyingmuck wrote: Did I miss something? Like a revolution!

That's not the job I given you muck. Read up and re post

I just woke up and I ain't had enough coffee yet!
Wait!.....did you say job! Yuck!

I'm talking about all MOMS, pedhonro.

Ahem. Hello. Test 1 2 3....

Mr dogss has told asked me to convey to you aschlocs wonderful members of MOM that he has assumed temporary command while Wig rests from over exposure to dumb members over work. Please abide by what dogss says as if it came from Wig himself. (That part is true)..

Also Do Not Bother Wig with any PM's asking about this temporary change of non-command command. That also is a true request. We in the Star Chamber agreed to this Coup decision, as being for the best interest of our leaderships health.

Thank you and continue to be, yourselves...
dogss will deal with you on a case by case basis.

bopes will give you last rites or what ever rites you may need to get through this.

Thanks, T Man, but I ...
Hmm, never mind.

And Dogss, I really hope you are kidding about this "Wig-is-out" thing...
There is quite a long time Wig quit posting here (although we know that he is reading every page because of some "thank you`s"), and his silence is causing me itches behind my ears, and no one tells me what is happening - at least not in an easy English... And being myself an ordinary member that only understands half the thigngs that are spoken here, it would be nice if a good soul explain this Wig-out thing (and about this dictatorship too)...
Really, not joking...

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Ahem. Hello. Test 1 2 3....

Mr dogss has told asked me to convey to you aschlocs wonderful members of MOM that he has assumed temporary command while Wig rests from over exposure to dumb members over work. Please abide by what dogss says as if it came from Wig himself. (That part is true)..

Also Do Not Bother Wig with any PM's asking about this temporary change of non-command command. That also is a true request. We in the Star Chamber agreed to this Coup decision, as being for the best interest of our leaderships health.

Thank you and continue to be, yourselves...
dogss will deal with you on a case by case basis.

bopes will give you last rites or what ever rites you may need to get through this.

Lets hear it for kopf our very own speaker of the dictatorship. My left hand so to speak. Right,ones busy Ahem.

Now I'm sure you,all have questions do not hesitate to ask. I do suggest you check wirh everybody ekse and then some befote you,come to me with,some asinine question. I have zero tolerance for azz kissing or people smarter then me. If I,even,suspect you're smarter you'll be shot or appointed to a cabinet position,and dumbed down by,the chamber until I'm comfortable. Case by case basis means everyone will write a short two sentence post on why,MOM is better with them in it. That's just for starters. Ildont,want,to hear about kills or flying,ability we all have that. I want humor and genuine down to earth statements. If you,go over two sentences you will be shot. If you're,under two,sentences,you might as,well go over. Never mind all these commas and misspells im at work on,my phone keyboard. Let's go times a wastin. Lets hear it people

M4rtin wrote: Hey Muck, we have been Promoted to the Lords of Doggstown :woohoo

I like it, Lord M4rtin, hellooo Lord Muck. Lord Muck have you seen where their Ladyship's have departed forth?

Whew, that's a relief Lord Martin, thought I had to do work for a moment there

OK I'll start first (or not first depending if someone already beat me to it). You, know, just to set an example .... OK that was my two-sentence limit (note the judicious use of ellipses and parentheticals .... to keep me within the technical limits ... that is all).

Does wig still have his wig or does dogss have wigs wig

10 years hard labour.
Another 10 years hard labour.

bopes wrote: OK I'll start first (or not first depending if someone already beat me to it). You, know, just to set an example .... OK that was my two-sentence limit (note the judicious use of ellipses and parentheticals .... to keep me within the technical limits ... that is all).

BOPES dictator chamber members are excluded. But very nice. I think

Dogss, your dictatorship sir, I have received multiple queries from some of the more verbose members asking whether the use of footnotes and really tiny text is permissible in the two-sentence essay.

I received one query (cough... Paul....cough) asking if the two sentence essay can be in the form of a haiku.

bopes wrote: Dogss, your dictatorship sir, I have received multiple queries from some of the more verbose members asking whether the use of footnotes and really tiny text is permissible in the two-sentence essay.

I received one query (cough... Paul....cough) asking if the two sentence essay can be in the form of a haiku.

Bopes you tell those guys they're going to laugh themselves right into a firing squad. No tiny text,is not,acceptable. Big colorful tect is fine. Who's in charge of the list. With the names I put on there in,the chamber. Those four members I want an,immediate ruling on get back to me! Oedius get to work. No more docked half a days pay stuff. Its lose a toe from now on. Pauls request accepted

Kopf I need some sort of constitution. But with no rights for,the people

Ok her goes... But first do asinine questions count as part of the 2 sentences? Wait, was that an asinine question? Oh hell, I betting that WAS the asinine question, huh? (Please note the use of big colorful "tect")

Oh well, as Farkinell would say pheckit. You keep ole ParrotHead or not, up to you. If not, lemme,put,it,in,a,way,u,understand. Screw yous guys. I'm out

ParrotHead wrote: Ok her goes... But first do asinine questions count as part of the 2 sentences? Wait, was that an asinine question? Oh hell, I betting that WAS the asinine question, huh? (Please note the use of big colorful "tect")

Oh well, as Farkinell would say pheckit. You keep ole ParrotHead or not, up to you. If not, lemme,put,it,in,a,way,u,understand. Screw yous guys. I'm out

:42:

Just a darn minute...if I'm to ass-ume these papal responsibilities, where are my ruby slippers? The other stuff Bopes can keep...I guess...

btschuman wrote: Just a darn minute...if I'm to ass-ume these papal responsibilities, where are my ruby slippers? The other stuff Bopes can keep...I guess...

Bopes pawned those months ago for a case of natural ice and a pack of luckys after a AC binge trip. Sorry barefoot it is or Adidas sandals. Jesus wore sandals so will u

[e]Sputnik wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Ok her goes... But first do asinine questions count as part of the 2 sentences? Wait, was that an asinine question? Oh hell, I betting that WAS the asinine question, huh? (Please note the use of big colorful "tect")

Oh well, as Farkinell would say pheckit. You keep ole ParrotHead or not, up to you. If not, lemme,put,it,in,a,way,u,understand. Screw yous guys. I'm out

:42:

So thats how you feel. Keep me or don't. No big,deal could care less either way. Is that correct, is this your final answer?

Puppy.

[e]Sputnik wrote: Puppy.

Duck. How goes it little man

I should stay in M.O.M because I like candy..(photo counts as second sentence)

jimboslice27 wrote: I should stay in M.O.M because I like candy..(photo counts as second sentence)

Win!!!! Promote Jimbo bopes

Thank you Bopes for a really good game. Im sorry you wasnt able to stay till the end. Ther should be some kind of time limit for those missfires.

Good save jimbo. Yer membership was hangin by a thread there. All the rest a yez, sit up and take note! That's what doggie dictator is talkin' 'bout, amirite?

Jimbo pick up your promotional material at human resources, room 6, 0:300. And don't mess up chain of custody on those urine samples .... (your new lower upper mid level management post, congratulations) ... with great power comes great responsibility.

Rico and Phil sorry to leave you guys in middle of a great game but lost connection, let me know who won..