With all this talk of dirty socks I have been exchanging pms with PONTIOUSPILOT or PP.
He is from the Kalahari Desert area where they speak the !Kung dialect continuum. More widely known as a "Click" language. Fortunately, I am as proficient in Zhul'hõsi as I am in Japanese and Chinese.
I believe him. I invested $10,000 to get $1 million back. It seems as though I am related to the former president who removed (rightfully so) it from the country before the coup and his subsequent execution.
My credit card information will give him the way to deposit the money to my account.
Here he is showing me the important papers and telling me that it's as easy as riding a horse to open my account and make the deposit.
I'm pretty sure that's what he said.