Thats a good one. Need a big margarita !

Hey fellas.

Due to family problems, I ain't been able to play... Hope everything is ok with y'all

Auld

Thanks for the banner wig! It took me a while to figure out how to add it to my profile, but it sure looks good!

Once again thank you for inviting me to the squadron.

Hey gang, I know you'd want to know that I've heard from the character called Idunno/TRIXSTER. He's admitted to me that he's a disgruntled player who tried to get into M.O.M (two years ago, he claims) and was rejected. Says his name is Richard. His posts over the past four or five months up to and including the one pretending to be the person behind a Kevin/Michael/LegendofKane scam are all about boo-boo feelings and petty revenge. There's a lot of that going around lately.

What motivates this sort of bitterness is beyond me, but I guess everyone gets off by their chosen methods, however twisted or juvenile.

Anyone remember a jerk we rejected two years ago? Or more likely six months ago? Nope, neither do I. But he claims to have cohorts and that they're readying themselves to destroy the Dogfight world when Squad Wars happens. Is there an emoticon for a yawn?

Next.

Wigbomb wrote: Hey gang, I know you'd want to know that I've heard from the character called Idunno/TRIXSTER. He's admitted to me that he's a disgruntled player who tried to get into M.O.M (two years ago, he claims) and was rejected. Says his name is Richard. His posts over the past four or five months up to and including the one pretending to be the person behind a Kevin/Michael/LegendofKane scam are all about boo-boo feelings and petty revenge. There's a lot of that going around lately.

What motivates this sort of bitterness is beyond me, but I guess everyone gets off by their chosen methods, however twisted or juvenile.

Anyone remember a jerk we rejected two years ago? Or more likely six months ago? Nope, neither do I. But he claims to have cohorts and that they're readying themselves to destroy the Dogfight world when Squad Wars happens. Is there an emoticon for a yawn?

Next.

Boss,

I could not find emoticon for a yawn, so I thought we could use this one as a "temp" until I am able to locate one.....

P.s. Please let me know if, this is just to much for the forum..... (You know.... Santa and all....), so I can have it removed immediately!!

Boss,

I could not find emoticon for a yawn, so I thought we could use this one as a "temp" until I am able to locate one.....

P.s. Please let me know if, this is just to much for the forum..... (You know.... Santa and all....), so I can have it removed immediately!! [/quote]

Why use an "old" woman to do that?

(See STINKERBELL) TINKERBELL'S photo.
Her first words: "KISS THIS!"

She learned from the best!
That's my girl.

GODFATHER

YEMX wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: Hey gang, I know you'd want to know that I've heard from the character called Idunno/TRIXSTER. He's admitted to me that he's a disgruntled player who tried to get into M.O.M (two years ago, he claims) and was rejected. Says his name is Richard. His posts over the past four or five months up to and including the one pretending to be the person behind a Kevin/Michael/LegendofKane scam are all about boo-boo feelings and petty revenge. There's a lot of that going around lately.

What motivates this sort of bitterness is beyond me, but I guess everyone gets off by their chosen methods, however twisted or juvenile.

Anyone remember a jerk we rejected two years ago? Or more likely six months ago? Nope, neither do I. But he claims to have cohorts and that they're readying themselves to destroy the Dogfight world when Squad Wars happens. Is there an emoticon for a yawn?

Next.

Attachment not found

Boss,

I could not find emoticon for a yawn, so I thought we could use this one as a "temp" until I am able to locate one.....

P.s. Please let me know if, this is just to much for the forum..... (You know.... Santa and all....), so I can have it removed immediately!!

I can't decide which facial expression I like best, the girl flipping the photographer (and us) off, the girl busting a gut about it, or the obviously stoned gay Santa.

I vote for stoned santa !

Wigbomb wrote:

YEMX wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: Hey gang, I know you'd want to know that I've heard from the character called Idunno/TRIXSTER. He's admitted to me that he's a disgruntled player who tried to get into M.O.M (two years ago, he claims) and was rejected. Says his name is Richard. His posts over the past four or five months up to and including the one pretending to be the person behind a Kevin/Michael/LegendofKane scam are all about boo-boo feelings and petty revenge. There's a lot of that going around lately.

What motivates this sort of bitterness is beyond me, but I guess everyone gets off by their chosen methods, however twisted or juvenile.

Anyone remember a jerk we rejected two years ago? Or more likely six months ago? Nope, neither do I. But he claims to have cohorts and that they're readying themselves to destroy the Dogfight world when Squad Wars happens. Is there an emoticon for a yawn?

Next.

Attachment not found

Boss,

I could not find emoticon for a yawn, so I thought we could use this one as a "temp" until I am able to locate one.....

P.s. Please let me know if, this is just to much for the forum..... (You know.... Santa and all....), so I can have it removed immediately!!

I can't decide which facial expression I like best, the girl flipping the photographer (and us) off, the girl busting a gut about it, or the obviously stoned gay Santa.

Well.....
After you take a closer look, you will notice the "NOT FLIPPER OFF'ER" has her trigger finger placed at the ready. On a "Colt 45", waiting to take out anyone that has a problem with her sister!!!!

Also: Can we reffer to the "Stoned" Santa, as "Stoned HAPPY Santa"? With all the legal "M.O.M-Bo JOM-Bo" going on around this game. We need to make sure "Happy" is not "Gay".....

(Not that "we" would have a problem with either one of them..... But you know... Could offend someone around here.....)

Even if you don't like (American) football, this one is worth a watch!
(But then again I crack up pretty easy at stuff....)







"DANCE ON EVERYONE, THOSE MOVES ARE SUPER FLY"

Great... now I need another depends, you suck YEMX

The summer is over and the autumn is here.
Nature display all its colors.
Can't help it, seeing the leafs in every color possible from green to yellow to red
makes me think of the vignette of Macahan.

Now is the time to do all the preparations for the winter,
and before you know it, it's Christmas again.

YEMX, you made me laugh with that video, I saw this a while back. Another good one...

Maki Boy wrote: Thanks for the banner wig! It took me a while to figure out how to add it to my profile, but it sure looks good!

Once again thank you for inviting me to the squadron.

Gee wiz, that's a really nice banner.

.

*[M]VonHulk wrote: YEMX, you made me laugh with that video, I saw this a while back. Another good one...

Just so happens that we have a Captian that is into (really really really into) Batman. Well I happen to be able, to mimic Bane pretty good. So I took a empty coffee can (it makes a very good echo) and recorded a challenge to him. It has turned into one of those pranks that has take a life of its own.
I can't seem to figure out a way to load it here. If anyone has any way of doing that, please let me know and I will post it.

^{NOT AGAIN}

Try this again this was suppose to happen

Yep, Dave's right, it's happening again. Phriggin' Photobucket is spitting in M.O.M's eye. Less than three pages of image files not all of which are in active use and we've already exceeded the free bandwidth limit. What was that, three months? WTFH? So...

Everyone, and this time I mean everyone, is going to have to open his own account and store his own banner and graphics. If it behaves like I think it will the bandwidth limit will reset when the month rolls over, but this is ridiculous. We don't want to have placeholders all over the thread four weeks into every calendar month and I don't want to have to rebuild the bloody thread and library every fifteen weeks. "Look who's popular."? Not you, Mr. Bucket, not you.

I just reconstructed Page 1. The rest can wait until Oct 1st to reboot. During that time let's all get those individual accounts opened and operating.

Somebody please post a shotgun tutorial on how to open a photobucket account for those M.O.Ms who might need help, I got nothin' left tonight.

Mr. GAW, there's a new banner waiting to be uploaded into your new bucket, it was while trying to address your post about Maki Boy's banner that I discovered another crack in another frackin' dam, dammit.

Wig i was looking at my PMs I started getting snooty PMs from Kane dec 13 th must b wen he started this i never erase anything still have all my PMs from Duck brought back some old memory's . This guy is a sick man or woman

I'm sorry M.O.Ms, I haven't been able to play much

A combination of new hobbies, school, real-life drama (getting a girlfriend is a bit harder the second time around), and too many damn pms is stealing the vast majority of my time. That, and the half hour I lay in bed, psyching myself up to dare the next level of that horror game I'm playing.

Odds are, I'll learn to shove that pesky insect of "real life" out of the way, and get back to my Dogfight-dominated schedule. I may be taking a couple days off of game and forum here, so I'll miss you all. Hopefully, I get to see those that Zuperman selects as "moderators."

Yemmers, I'm a dabbling voice-immitator (that's not even a term, is it?) I have gotten Batman, Morgan Freeman, Randy Savage, Heath Ledger's Joker, Bane, Mickey Mouse, and Sméagol down to near-perfection. I'm currently working on Obama, in hopes that I'll get that one down by the time his tenure in the white house has ended. I'm a little skeptical of my ability to do it, however. The pitch is elusive. Oh well.

Let's get that photobucket back up already! I need my daily fix of... um... M.O.M member names!

It's screwy, Brian, I know. Craziest of all is the fact that this TRIXSTER/Idunno cretin believes his own PR and thinks what he says or does could matter to anyone. How sad to be that alone and anti-social and desperate for any kind of attention even if it means working overtime to hurt people you've never met. I've told him and I'll tell you, I don't give the tenth part of a good god damn whether he conquers Dogfight or trips in front of a speeding truck. Empty, destructive people like him will always end up sucking the pipe.

I just opened a Photobucket account. Here are my directions.

First, I would save your banner on your computer somewhere. Easiest way is right-clicking on it in one of your posts and choosing to Save it (however your Browser of choice words it).

- Go to photobucket.com
- Click "Sign Up"
- Enter your info (email, desired user name, password, etc.)
- Once accepted, skip the ad (unless you want the mobile app) by clicking "Continue to My Photobucket with 2GB free"
- You can then drag and drop your banner from your computer into the space provided to upload it.
- Click on your newly uploaded photo. The link information (4 of 'em actually) to embed it in your signature will be on the right.
- Click on the "Direct" URL displayed (out of the 4) and it should automatically be copied for you
- Go to your profile here, click Edit, then the Profile Information tab
- Replace your current banner URL between the IMG tags with your newly obtained one (paste)
- Hit Save and you should be good to go

Any problems, I'm happy to help.

Why is it my iPad overheats and shuts down when I play against you guys?

Might this make it once again clear that M.O.M. has the best pilots in this game?

(Even Steve Jobs has not envisioned what you guys throw at this otherwise fine apparatus!)

Another Bad Lip Reading!



"Pretty Female Parts"

Hi MOMs,
Today I was in a game, a good game with a lot of good guys both red and blue.
By the way ... I met 888-kivi-888 and I asked him again to join us MOMs, he replied that it will soon.
But back to the game ... At some point is spawned CORONEL PATA, which he always dropping His bomb to reach the our airfield and spawnkilling to all of us. So this asshole coward has ruined the game (I was playing for more than an hour). Give him a little bit of MOM's love if you can, and if he starts crying, ignore him, he deserves it all ....
Thank you all, guys.
Frank.

Wigbomb wrote: Yep, Dave's right, it's happening again. Phriggin' Photobucket is spitting in M.O.M's eye. Less than three pages of image files not all of which are in active use and we've already exceeded the free bandwidth limit. What was that, three months? WTFH? So...

Everyone, and this time I mean everyone, is going to have to open his own account and store his own banner and graphics. If it behaves like I think it will the bandwidth limit will reset when the month rolls over, but this is ridiculous. We don't want to have placeholders all over the thread four weeks into every calendar month and I don't want to have to rebuild the bloody thread and library every fifteen weeks. "Look who's popular."? Not you, Mr. Bucket, not you.

I just reconstructed Page 1. The rest can wait until Oct 1st to reboot. During that time let's all get those individual accounts opened and operating.

Somebody please post a shotgun tutorial on how to open a photobucket account for those M.O.Ms who might need help, I got nothin' left tonight.

Mr. GAW, there's a new banner waiting to be uploaded into your new bucket, it was while trying to address your post about Maki Boy's banner that I discovered another crack in another frackin' dam, dammit.

Thanks Wig. Been crazy busy at work and home. When I have some time, I will have to reread instructions on what to do with a photobucket. I am sure it will present a goodly challenge.

It looked like no MOM posts for 23 hours. Also wanted to make sure this thing wasn't broke.

Glenn, starting a photobucket account is easy sleazy. Email me at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it., I'll send your banner and a crash course on getting it up.

The banner, not your...skip it.

Speakin' o' which...

Who around the joint needs a banner? If you're a new MOMrade and haven't gotten yours yet, if you're an old MOMrade and want a new one, if you're a demanding MOMrade and just feel like pissing me off...axe and ye shall reseeb.