Why the feeck did I read the other thread.
I own a few thousand dollars worth of quad coptors and cameras. What most of you would call a drone. I can also transmit video over the airwaves...... Sooooo The next time your pooping in your so called private bathroom close your windows... I see from what I have read that it is ok to hover my Quad and camera outside your bathroom window and stream live video.... Hey, You didn't close your window, I'm not trespassing.

POOP ON, MY FRIENDS. POOP ON

MY GOODNESS PAUL.... YOUR LIKE A MULE......

hello family of M.O.M s I hope it's okay for me to post here! But I just want to say this I have flown with the moms and the family of moms for a long time and I have never experienced anything except excellent pilots excellent people and good friends! All of you have been nothing But magnificent! A real pleasure to fly with all of you! Thank you my friends!

[M]SKY.FOXX wrote: hello family of M.O.M s I hope it's okay for me to post here! But I just want to say this I have flown with the moms and the family of moms for a long time and I have never experienced anything except excellent pilots excellent people and good friends! All of you have been nothing But magnificent! A real pleasure to fly with all of you! Thank you my friends!

Actually, contrary to popular belief, we are not in fact a family. We are a support group of sorts for dysfunctional gay Santa fans. Except for Cricket,who prefers Donner. Or was it Blitzen?

Funny fact that just happend in The world chat: After a btc against "MsGuided", I see this person talking gibberish about me and M.O.M. I just looked to his stats, and in fact it is quite good for an Air commodore... I said "You must be a second account low lifer". Guess what? His comments just disappeared of the world chat! Any thoughts? I am impressed.

Auld wrote: Funny fact that just happend in The world chat: After a btc against "MsGuided", I see this person talking gibberish about me and M.O.M. I just looked to his stats, and in fact it is quite good for an Air commodore... I said "You must be a second account low lifer". Guess what? His comments just disappeared of the world chat! Any thoughts? I am impressed.

He/she is an old player, maybe before your time. She (she for convenience) used to play as Devo or some name with Devo in it. I think this is a different account cuz she was ranked higher than now. Mid 20s if I remember correctly. She had decent skills but went on a SK rampage and me and Max and I think Noushbag tried to show her the error of her ways. She was a fervent M.O.M hater after that. I suspect she'll be a pain in our ass for a week or two then fade away again. Meanwhile, feel free to tear her up. Give her some M.O.Mloving.

Doggy Dix wrote: Well if it gonna be so parrothead, then Doggy Dix is going ro be a pain in her ass...

I'm afraid you're going to have rephrase that so it doesn't sound like sexual assualt.

Doggy Dix wrote: Well if it gonna be so parrothead, then Doggy Dix is going ro be a pain in her ass...

That's just wrong.

I see what category to put you in.

I got to quit reading this crap at work. My coworkers are starting to wonder what the heck is going on in my office.

GAW wrote:

Doggy Dix wrote: Well if it gonna be so parrothead, then Doggy Dix is going ro be a pain in her ass...

That's just wrong.

I see what category to put you in.

I got to quit reading this crap at work. My coworkers are starting to wonder what the heck is going on in my office.

Just a little photo the help your statement GAW

Doggy Dix wrote: Well if it gonna be so parrothead, then Doggy Dix is going ro be a pain in her ass...

ParrotHead wrote:

Auld wrote: Funny fact that just happend in The world chat: After a btc against "MsGuided", I see this person talking gibberish about me and M.O.M. I just looked to his stats, and in fact it is quite good for an Air commodore... I said "You must be a second account low lifer". Guess what? His comments just disappeared of the world chat! Any thoughts? I am impressed.

He/she is an old player, maybe before your time. She (she for convenience) used to play as Devo or some name with Devo in it. I think this is a different account cuz she was ranked higher than now. Mid 20s if I remember correctly. She had decent skills but went on a SK rampage and me and Max and I think Noushbag tried to show her the error of her ways. She was a fervent M.O.M hater after that. I suspect she'll be a pain in our ass for a week or two then fade away again. Meanwhile, feel free to tear her up. Give her some M.O.Mloving.

Ahhhhh…I remember that. Didn't realize it was the same player. Definitely a M.O.M hater.

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ParrotHead wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: It was Mrs. Claus, Brad. She suggested the three-way, Blitzen walked in on us, one thing led to another...boom. Gay bestiality. But did I have to go and write poetry about it then publish it to a global audience? Not smart, gay wig, not smart.

He ain't telling no lies.... PROOF!

Just to be clear about this:

THAT IS NOT ME IN THAT PICTURE!

(I know it sounds a bit like: "I dit not have a sexual relation with this man, Mister Claus!")

GAW...

"WE'RE" HERE TO GET YOU FIRED!!

It's been our plan all along...since formation of M.O.M.
Read entire thread....you'll encounter our plan....
from the beginning....it was all about you.

....as you read (on the crapper at work) our mission goal was to have you discovered "GIGGLING" under your desk...(which is convently in the ladie's room).
(be certain to wipe and wash)

Doggy Dix wrote: Fellow Mom:s do i have t change ny name?

Why?
Or did you just want to add to it?
Like a front word....
Dirty
Old
Limp
Crusty

Lol

Hello M.O.M.'s, your ol' buddy Pork here,

This place has become so HO-HO-Homo-erotic that I can't help but get caught up in it! If going gay is in style then you can call me Rupaul - I just can't help it! I've been using words like "FABULOUS!", walking like a drag-queen with a sore bum, and have taken to drinking tea with my pinkie extended - just to be more like Wig! And with Christmas just around the corner......

Anyhoo, just a little hit-and-run to say "Hey girlfriends!" and wish all to be well in the M.O.M. Nation.

Until next time you pretty bit**es!

Your friend,
Big Gay Reckless

My earlier pun was so bad, I had to add to it.

And thus:

Could you say this thread is becoming full of MOMosexual Santasies?

That was truly awful, Mac! And no, Wig, that was not a candy cane in his pocket, he was happy to see you!


On a brighter note. I gave Insirmik an invite. Had a good game with him.

Hi MOM, my name is CooCooBird and apparently Im in the same boat as you guys! Whipeyelashes is using different names to fly. He isnow using Dooms Servant but be careful, he has many more. I think he engages under his husbands account Thulsa Broom Stick.

We all fly under different names now and again, CooCoo. Most of us do it as a lark, strictly for fun. I haven't changed mine in months, only briefly to commemorate a friend who passed away. Some people maintain multiple accounts, working to improve their skill and stats in the lower levels.

And so it begins.........I have surpassed level 30 at last and am several hundred points into the onslaught of 375,000 to the ultimate level!!
Glad to see everyone is finding their feminine sides in here-I knew the mean part was a charade!!!
See you all in the air!!

Wigbomb wrote: We all fly under different names now and again, CooCoo. Most of us do it as a lark, strictly for fun. I haven't changed mine in months, only briefly to commemorate a friend who passed away. Some people maintain multiple accounts, working to improve their skill and stats in the lower levels.

Well, this 'Santa Bashing' is getting a bit out of hand!
I can not afford to be associated with that......

If you hear something whizzing by in the game, it isn't lag.......but it might be li'll ol' mé.

Being inspired by one of the best songs American 'culture' has brought forth:

Has anyone else been thinking of tossing an invite out to !kt? I've played a few games with him recently, and he's been great. Friendly, with skills to match. Just wanted to see if anyone else has caught that.

I haven't invited !kt to apply, but I second the motion.

I think I found Dent on Google. The search was "women's short haircuts"

I must say, Dent, the bow is a nice touch, it would match your boots...

Doggy Dix wrote: Fellow Mom:s do i have t change ny name?

Absolutely not! No one here but you gets to decide what your name is. I like the name. Keep it just like it is unless you want to change it.

BlüEMäX wrote:

Doggy Dix wrote: Fellow Mom:s do i have t change ny name?

Absolutely not! No one here but you gets to decide what your name is. I like the name. Keep it just like it is unless you want to change it.

I have to tell you, I have been thinking about changing my name to Jeffie.

Was able to carve out a little DF time last night before my wife caught me. Was fortunate enough to run across Hansone and Crazy Wolf (really just saw them from a chute most of the time). Good flying against you guys.

So, forgive the stupid questions here but the couple of times I've been able to play I will occasional get a message saying my network is too slow and consider switching servers. I only play on the west and east coast servers (my closest) and I have a HS internet connection at the time. Is this something that everyone gets when the servers are slow? The lag does seem to be worse then I remember but I don't know if it's on my side or the servers. If I switch servers and come back or just play another game on the same server, the message does not appear so I'm thinking it's the servers.

Also, with this dude jumping out of the plane taking longer, can you just keep targeting the plane after the standard two hits and will this then kill a jumping pilot? I'm having to relearn when to hit the camera icon after the jump because it's different now.

The D8 (now Siemens) have definitely lost their stealth capabilities.

Rob, the worsening lag you've observed is server based. Messines is the "local" server for me, too, and I still get frequent slow connection warnings.

I am not a violent gay straight person but I'd pay good money for five minutes with that damnable anime' pilot. The bailout cut-scene has jacked up the entire rhythm of the game. He's a joke; the first time is funny, the second time might still be amusing, by the thousandth time somebody needs a punch on the face.