Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: As some may know, Judy "BIRDBRAINBESSE reads and posts for me. I'm trying on my own. I want to surprise her.

[/color][/size][/i][/u][/b]f0000]SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!![/color][/size][/i][/b]
I want to say that you're the most wonderful person and friend I have ever known.

Turning our new home into a home for disabled, homeless Vets has been such a wonderful gift to everyone. You don't realize how many lives you've touched.

Searching for their loved ones and getting them back together was a GOLDEN IDEA!

Thank you for the laughs and tears.

You are truly one of the SPECIAL people on our planet.

I am so proud that I know you. And blessed that I am privileged to experience your love and kindness.

To my best friend.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! /color]

Thank you, my dear, for helping me to communicate with my "family ".

Thank you, my dear, for introducing me to your other family.

Thank you, my dear, for a wonderful gift.

Still single and hot
Your girl,
BIRDBRAINJUDY

hey wig check out my banner i can allways replace it but whatchya think? is there a way to add a second img onto ur signature?....and congratulations officer rmk!!!

Welcome new MOMrads!!! If I haven't welcomed you already blame it on my A.D.D.

And a late congrats to all the new MORAFs as well.

Randolph Scott wrote: hey wig check out my banner i can allways replace it but whatchya think? is there a way to add a second img onto ur signature?....and congratulations officer rmk!!!

Just add the img code behind the existing one.

Welcome Officer R! Cortin stated that he had been invited by Wig and was debating the whole squad thing. I told him that Wig had no invite authority since Wig was actually a computer at Yale. I told him I would recommend him though! Sorry for the confusion.

M.O.Ms, I have a confession to make.

I'm a camper.

And a spawnkiller.

Today, while carelessly jaunting through the beautiful Messines skies, I happened across an enemy base down below. I just so happened to have two bombs on the underside of my plane, and decided to investigate.

I banked my plane and began to dive, relishing the wind in my little anime pilot's face. Then I saw the message: "Francisr joined the game" in red letters.

I pulled up and dropped my bombs on the hangars, the resulting explosion sweet music to my ears. What happened next was not.

I turned and shot the enemy pilot in the back. Blues were coming over the hill, so I wheeled around, just in time to see him pulling off the runway. I shot him again. And again. Again. And again.

14 times, I killed that level 27 player on the runway. He never braked, never throttled correctly. Just respawned and pulled out, right in time for me to strafe his backside.

I finished the game 16-0. 2 hangars. 2 wins. And zero regrets.

Kick me, demote me (what's below "scrub"?), punish me, do what you will. If I had a chance I would do it again. Unfortunately, most players aren't stupid enough to give me that chance.

Mac. If you fly over by the east lake there is a lonely cabin in the woods. Might i suggest you start a KOA camp ground there. Maybe offer some group counseling and self help therapy. The first step to healing a camper is admitting you got a problem. I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers and pray for a quick recovery.

Randolph Scott wrote: hey wig check out my banner i can allways replace it but whatchya think? is there a way to add a second img onto ur signature?....and congratulations officer rmk!!!

Something happened in the transfer, Jer, the colors are all oversaturated and splotchy. Try uploading it again, I'll send you another copy if necessary.

Mac wrote: M.O.Ms, I have a confession to make.

I'm a camper.

And a spawnkiller.

Today, while carelessly jaunting through the beautiful Messines skies, I happened across an enemy base down below. I just so happened to have two bombs on the underside of my plane, and decided to investigate.

I banked my plane and began to dive, relishing the wind in my little anime pilot's face. Then I saw the message: "Francisr joined the game" in red letters.

I pulled up and dropped my bombs on the hangars, the resulting explosion sweet music to my ears. What happened next was not.

I turned and shot the enemy pilot in the back. Blues were coming over the hill, so I wheeled around, just in time to see him pulling off the runway. I shot him again. And again. Again. And again.

14 times, I killed that level 27 player on the runway. He never braked, never throttled correctly. Just respawned and pulled out, right in time for me to strafe his backside.

I finished the game 16-0. 2 hangars. 2 wins. And zero regrets.

Kick me, demote me (what's below "scrub"?), punish me, do what you will. If I had a chance I would do it again. Unfortunately, most players aren't stupid enough to give me that chance.

But, my dear friend, if someone do it to you, I do not think you like it .....

Frank Baracca wrote:

Mac wrote: M.O.Ms, I have a confession to make.

I'm a camper.

And a spawnkiller.

Today, while carelessly jaunting through the beautiful Messines skies, I happened across an enemy base down below. I just so happened to have two bombs on the underside of my plane, and decided to investigate.

I banked my plane and began to dive, relishing the wind in my little anime pilot's face. Then I saw the message: "Francisr joined the game" in red letters.

I pulled up and dropped my bombs on the hangars, the resulting explosion sweet music to my ears. What happened next was not.

I turned and shot the enemy pilot in the back. Blues were coming over the hill, so I wheeled around, just in time to see him pulling off the runway. I shot him again. And again. Again. And again.

14 times, I killed that level 27 player on the runway. He never braked, never throttled correctly. Just respawned and pulled out, right in time for me to strafe his backside.

I finished the game 16-0. 2 hangars. 2 wins. And zero regrets.

Kick me, demote me (what's below "scrub"?), punish me, do what you will. If I had a chance I would do it again. Unfortunately, most players aren't stupid enough to give me that chance.

But, my dear friend, if someone do it to you, I do not think you like it .....

Disappointing...definitely not something worth bragging about. Though, covering for pilots is something I've done...but not in a lopsided game.

[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote:

Frank Baracca wrote:

Mac wrote: M.O.Ms, I have a confession to make.

I'm a camper.

And a spawnkiller.

Today, while carelessly jaunting through the beautiful Messines skies, I happened across an enemy base down below. I just so happened to have two bombs on the underside of my plane, and decided to investigate.

I banked my plane and began to dive, relishing the wind in my little anime pilot's face. Then I saw the message: "Francisr joined the game" in red letters.

I pulled up and dropped my bombs on the hangars, the resulting explosion sweet music to my ears. What happened next was not.

I turned and shot the enemy pilot in the back. Blues were coming over the hill, so I wheeled around, just in time to see him pulling off the runway. I shot him again. And again. Again. And again.

14 times, I killed that level 27 player on the runway. He never braked, never throttled correctly. Just respawned and pulled out, right in time for me to strafe his backside.

I finished the game 16-0. 2 hangars. 2 wins. And zero regrets.

Kick me, demote me (what's below "scrub"?), punish me, do what you will. If I had a chance I would do it again. Unfortunately, most players aren't stupid enough to give me that chance.

But, my dear friend, if someone do it to you, I do not think you like it .....

Disappointing...definitely not something worth bragging about. Though, covering for pilots is something I've done...but not in a lopsided game.

I've always like you, Mike. But honestly, I'm gonna have to disagree with you here. Not camping is your choice, as well as it is mine. And I choose to camp in bombing missions.

I have at least 2 screenshots of myself telling him to "USE. YOUR. BRAKES". I know for a fact he spoke English. His complete and puzzling unwillingness (I mentioned he was level 27, right?) to have any kind of survival instinct is what is disappointing to me.

And Frank, I like you too. And I haven't been spawnkilled in a long, long, time. The brakes make you bulletproof for a reason. But this fellow pulled out again and again, just as I was literally in PERFECT position to kill him.

When I left his base, I still had 140 ammo. There was one hangar left, and I decided to not cover anymore. Or camp.

Whether I killed him or not was almost completely his choice. I'm certain I could not do the same thing to you.

I play to win. I apologize if you are disappointed, but I have little intention of changing my style.

Mac wrote:

[*M]ONSTER CANNON wrote:

Frank Baracca wrote:

Mac wrote: M.O.Ms, I have a confession to make.

I'm a camper.

And a spawnkiller.

Today, while carelessly jaunting through the beautiful Messines skies, I happened across an enemy base down below. I just so happened to have two bombs on the underside of my plane, and decided to investigate.

I banked my plane and began to dive, relishing the wind in my little anime pilot's face. Then I saw the message: "Francisr joined the game" in red letters.

I pulled up and dropped my bombs on the hangars, the resulting explosion sweet music to my ears. What happened next was not.

I turned and shot the enemy pilot in the back. Blues were coming over the hill, so I wheeled around, just in time to see him pulling off the runway. I shot him again. And again. Again. And again.

14 times, I killed that level 27 player on the runway. He never braked, never throttled correctly. Just respawned and pulled out, right in time for me to strafe his backside.

I finished the game 16-0. 2 hangars. 2 wins. And zero regrets.

Kick me, demote me (what's below "scrub"?), punish me, do what you will. If I had a chance I would do it again. Unfortunately, most players aren't stupid enough to give me that chance.

But, my dear friend, if someone do it to you, I do not think you like it .....

Disappointing...definitely not something worth bragging about. Though, covering for pilots is something I've done...but not in a lopsided game.

I've always like you, Mike. But honestly, I'm gonna have to disagree with you here. Not camping is your choice, as well as it is mine. And I choose to camp in bombing missions.

I have at least 2 screenshots of myself telling him to "USE. YOUR. BRAKES". I know for a fact he spoke English. His complete and puzzling unwillingness (I mentioned he was level 27, right?) to have any kind of survival instinct is what is disappointing to me.

And Frank, I like you too. And I haven't been spawnkilled in a long, long, time. The brakes make you bulletproof for a reason. But this fellow pulled out again and again, just as I was literally in PERFECT position to kill him.

When I left his base, I still had 140 ammo. There was one hangar left, and I decided to not cover anymore. Or camp.

Whether I killed him or not was almost completely his choice. I'm certain I could not do the same thing to you.

I play to win. I apologize if you are disappointed, but I have little intention of changing my style.

Are points of view. I like to think that the other players will remember me for my honesty and fairness, which is not to be one spawn killer or a camper ....
And remember ... I do not want to give you a lesson, but you can win the same without camping or spawnkilling, my friend Mac.
Frank.

So I was sitting there at work today thinking about some things. Subliminally I can make you think of whatever I want you to. See watch.

If you turn MOM backwards it spells MOM, if you flip it upside down it spells WOW.
If you turn WOW backwards it spells WOW.

You can do the same thing with poop

If you turn poop backwards it does not spell poop and if you flip that upside down it does not spell boob and that my friends was my whole plan here.

To make you think about rice.

Point proven. You just thought about rice...

Thank you.

Kasey I don't know what kind of job you do but i want one like it. Just to much free time on your hands.

KA5EY wrote: So I was sitting there at work today thinking about some things. Subliminally I can make you think of whatever I want you to. See watch.

You can do the same thing with poop.

If you turn poop backwards it does not spell poop and if you flip that upsidedown.....

Thank you.

Reverse poop .....you get brown eyes.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

KA5EY wrote: So I was sitting there at work today thinking about some things. Subliminally I can make you think of whatever I want you to. See watch.

You can do the same thing with poop.

If you turn poop backwards it does not spell poop and if you flip that upsidedown.....

Thank you.

Reverse poop .....you get brown eyes.

Not with this new bleaching fad going around.

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Kasey I don't know what kind of job you do but i want one like it. Just to much free time on your hands.

I'm the new advertising executive for Uncle Bens. I was just testing my skills...

KA5EY wrote:

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Kasey I don't know what kind of job you do but i want one like it. Just to much free time on your hands.

I'm the new advertising executive for Uncle Bens. I was just testing my skills...

Bleaching is how you guys get the white rice, right? I have always wondered that.....

hope no one misunderstood me...... again......

YEMX wrote:

KA5EY wrote:

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Kasey I don't know what kind of job you do but i want one like it. Just to much free time on your hands.

I'm the new advertising executive for Uncle Bens. I was just testing my skills...

Bleaching is how you guys get the white rice, right? I have always wondered that.....

hope no one misunderstood me...... again......

Funny thing you should ask. It reminds me of a story. The way it was told to me is; the workers that actually pick the rice get it in baskets. Big baskets that they carry on their heads. Well these baskets also have alternate uses as there is no bathrooms close. So these baskets are also used to carry poop (yeah back to the poop again) away from the rice fields. If you want to know how we get brown rice I'll tell you too.

So much for the new advertising executive job at Uncle Bens...

Oh well, I never liked rice anyway.

To hell with the rice .... now let's talk about buns. Keep posting Kasey, keep posting.

Oh yes definitely like the Buns and Kasey remind me sometime and I'll tell you why I don't drink apple juice anymore.

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Oh yes definitely like the Buns and Kasey remind me sometime and I'll tell you why I don't drink apple juice anymore.

When you have said A, you have to say B.
Lets hear it.

New M.O.MORAF on The Planet!

Coronel Santos has made Nivel de Trinta y Um! Bem-vindo para o trigésimo primeiro círculo do inferno, Col. S! New banner coming right up!

Wigbomb wrote: New M.O.MORAF on The Planet!

Coronel Santos has made Nivel de Trinta y Um! Bem-vindo para o trigésimo primeiro círculo do inferno, Col. S! New banner coming right up!

A BIG congratulations to Coronel Santos. Always enjoy our games together. Great accomplishment. Hope to be with you some day.

MOM orbits Mars!
Wig I had no idea you were planning this

www.nasaspaceflight.com/2014/09/draft-in...cecraft-arrive-mars/

Doggy Dix wrote:

GAW wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: New M.O.MORAF on The Planet!

Coronel Santos has made Nivel de Trinta y Um! Bem-vindo para o trigésimo primeiro círculo do inferno, Col. S! New banner coming right up!

A BIG congratulations to Coronel Santos. Always enjoy our games together. Great accomplishment. Hope to be with you some day.

Parabéns por um bom desempenho

I am going to have to look that up.

Dear Mommates! (All versions): just a note to tell you of a small yet annoying problem I am having with my nexus7 If sometimes you see me spawn into a game only to leave it is because my tablet freezes up I go to throttle up and...nothing! not because I don't want to play with/against you! :lol:eventually I lose connection. It maybe because of my own tinkering with the settings. but I think it has happened enough now to get noticed. I'd be lying if I said I won't leave a game regardless of who's in it. But not because any moms! I love u guys! Ahem! :dry:end of msg.....York

Sgt.York wrote: Dear Mommates! (All versions): just a note to tell you of a small yet annoying problem I am having with my nexus7 If sometimes you see me spawn into a game only to leave it is because my tablet freezes up I go to throttle up and...nothing! not because I don't want to play with/against you! :lol:eventually I lose connection. It maybe because of my own tinkering with the settings. but I think it has happened enough now to get noticed. I'd be lying if I said I won't leave a game regardless of who's in it. But not because any moms! I love u guys! Ahem! :dry:end of msg.....York

I have an identical problem, York. I'll spawn into a game, and..... Nothing. I have to engage a hard reset of my phone, simple to un-freeze it. It's a terrible nuisance, and is responsible for about 68% of games I don't finish.

ADrunkLoser wrote: Im being brutal with this chick Whippedlash, but understand this dude is a scumbag and is still trying to find dirt on MOM pilots especially Wig and yes Im in there destroying this clown and making many many enemies in the process, but he needs to be banned!

Sorry friend but I think you've worn out your welcome here.