Wig. Is ur planes tail hook where i think it is on her ? Im away for 4 days golfing and u guys have had the funniest thread ever. Samn and i missed it all !!!

Hello MOMs....Just stopping by with a few very troubling concerns that i share with you today with a very heavy heart.
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I have heard of your many troubles, but i ask you, is this the guy you want leading you in battle? Not I...

But to each his own i suppose. Even more troubling though I came across this gay skeleton the other day and I automatically assumed this must be one of you in your Halloween costume, but i couldnt figure out who, anybody know?

The reason I ask is because i later saw him doing some highly illegal and immoral things to some of the bodies and tombstones at the local cemetery (I was able to obtain proof for you skeptics, please see below)

And finally I know you all want revenge for your gay dancing leader but i assure you violence is NOT the answer and if any of you are behind the body i found here, i have sent authorities to this location in connection to the case of the missing whiplash.

I really dont know what is going on here my MOM friends but I am very concerned for your well being, I will be praying for you all and you have a friend in Big*Joe if you ever need one. God Bless!

Just gonna share this.....nothing to do with DF, but whatever!




All Wigs avatar image girls put together in one video!

Mac wrote: Has anyone else been thinking of tossing an invite out to !kt? I've played a few games with him recently, and he's been great. Friendly, with skills to match. Just wanted to see if anyone else has caught that.

I could be a little mixed up, but it seems as though I asked if he was looking for a squad and recived a no

Did you know WIG is a famous photographer.....

...and he's never called me to pose.....he must like the ladies more than old men in diapers!
(Medical Reasons!!!!)

I think he's a stalwart friend.

WHIP is acquaintance because of long time communication.
And I have always respected him. And I will continue to do so.
(I only see comments and accusations.)

I don't know the story....don't care.
HOWEVER,
IF I FIND OUT ABOUT CYBERSTALKERS SEARCHING ME?

YOU WILL FEEL THE PISSED-OFF MANTZ......in a HAIRPIECE..be warned.

If you expose that I like Dog Fight, talk to animals and love Judy.......
.....I'LL PEE IN YOUR COFFEE!!!

Damn...
Why did I open up the forum when I was supposed to set the alarm..
My stomach hurts and my pillow is wet after all the crying of laughter.
I know one thing for sertan. I won't laugh when the alarm sets off in about 3 hours.
I'm heading out into the wilderness again.

And I don't think Ms.guided needs a spanking. I think she needs a hug.
Next time you run into her and she starts to rant, tell her Tink has a hug saved just for her.

Hello everyone, Lis here I talked to players named bopes and cricket?..they said I need a tag and didn't know what they were talking about, I think they thought that I was Mike. Have no idea what that(tag) is, do I need one to play?...any help is appreciated.

legendofkane wrote: Hello everyone, Lis here I talked to players named bopes and cricket?..they said I need a tag and didn't know what they were talking about, I think they thought that I was Mike. Have no idea what that(tag) is, do I need one to play?...any help is appreciated.

Hi Lis. A tag allows other players to see which squadron you belong to. They'll see your tag above your plane when they see you in a game. You don't need one to play, but if you want to be recognized in-game as a M.O.M, you'll have to do the following:

Open up the Dogfight app and press 'Multiplayer'

Press 'Squadrons' and search for M.O.M

There should be about six squadrons that come up, pick your favorite and press 'Join'

That's it. Keep in mind that it may take a day or two until you are officially accepted.

It's that time again...A little bay in Paxos Greece...ah summer!!

I've been out of the game for awhile, It was great to be a part of a fellow M.O.M leveling up.
Congrats Randolph Scott... may your wings be ever sturdy and your beer ever cold.

Wig thanks for the Banner!!

As some may know, Judy "BIRDBRAINBESSE reads and posts for me. I'm trying on my own. I want to surprise her.

[/color][/size][/i][/u][/b]f0000]SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!![/color][/size][/i][/b]
I want to say that you're the most wonderful person and friend I have ever known.

Turning our new home into a home for disabled, homeless Vets has been such a wonderful gift to everyone. You don't realize how many lives you've touched.

Searching for their loved ones and getting them back together was a GOLDEN IDEA!

Thank you for the laughs and tears.

You are truly one of the SPECIAL people on our planet.

I am so proud that I know you. And blessed that I am privileged to experience your love and kindness.

To my best friend.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! /color]

Thank you, my dear, for helping me to communicate with my "family ".

My apologies team

ahh yes thank you a bunch hope the skies r in ur favor in all your game.(lol im not poetic) smitty!

No apologies necessary, Lis. You are always welcome here. My thoughts about the LegendofKane name are born out of love and respect for Kevin and Michael, I'm sure I speak for the entire group when I say we would love to have you stay in Dogfight and enjoy the game with us.

Speaking of enjoying the game; yesterday I met a very pleasant new player, Gloryboys300. That is, if your idea of "pleasant" is an ignorant, repulsive, foul mouthed, racist, sexist, anti-social pig. This scumbag is screaming for a non-stop punch in the mouth. He took a hilarious beating yesterday until he bailed on some flimsy pretext, I invite all M.O.Ms to keep showering him with attention two rounds at a time.

Ooush, 3 hours kip, not enough

I met MsGuided again, as blue recently. Just the two of us (you know, like the song). I ask her to 'get it all out' at the start of the game....... Silence.

I ask what her beef was with MOM..... Silence.

Then she teamkilled me so stupidly I Tk her back (sorry Gandhi, i try).

Silence.

A mid ranking red turns up (forget who) and starts complaining and cussing that I'm a spawn killer and camper coz I kept him down approaching his base to drop two bombs on his hangers in a btb game. I even tried to leave. With all his foul language I decided he needed a little tuition in what sk and camping was actually about and asked MsGuided if she wanted to help......more silence.

As it goes red gave me no chances, but MsGuided did, spawn kill and camp over his base.... She 'helped out' so to speak.

I don't know where she is coming from but I'm gonna try Bell's idea of hugs not hum bridge, so make that 2 MsHugs in the MOM pot.

Wigbomb wrote: Speaking of enjoying the game; yesterday I met a very pleasant new player, Gloryboys300. That is, if your idea of "pleasant" is an ignorant, repulsive, foul mouthed, racist, sexist, anti-social pig. This scumbag is screaming for a non-stop punch in the mouth. He took a hilarious beating yesterday until he bailed on some flimsy pretext, I invite all M.O.Ms to keep showering him with attention two rounds at a time.

Gloryboys is one I met a few days ago. Usually my temper is absent in this game but listening to him for awhile was enough to just shoot him. A lot. He was blue.

hey all u M.O.Ms out there in like 4 weeks ill be getting a short school break and i might be able to get Gunners inc.. to fight if not i know that skies of anarchy will or should be able to fight. that is if they accept the squad wars request. do not know to much info bout it but ill try if any qs ill try and fill in KA5EY on the whats ans wheres of it. also be watching out for "samsung" since he was giving us a dirty name an saying we all were a bunch of racist bitches.(im a colord man so why would i be a racist?).
anyways that all right now ill be seeing u guys in the skies after bout three weeks have passed.
everyone have a great day!!.

Wigbomb wrote: Speaking of enjoying the game; yesterday I met a very pleasant new player, Gloryboys300. That is, if your idea of "pleasant" is an ignorant, repulsive, foul mouthed, racist, sexist, anti-social pig. This scumbag is screaming for a non-stop punch in the mouth. He took a hilarious beating yesterday until he bailed on some flimsy pretext, I invite all M.O.Ms to keep showering him with attention two rounds at a time.

I'll take your "Gloryboys" and raise you a "Gay Faggot Fuuck", and equally vulgar, repulsive individual. Yes, that is his name. For real.

Where do these people come from?

Oh yeah, Grand Theft Auto multiplayer, never mind.

Mac wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: Speaking of enjoying the game; yesterday I met a very pleasant new player, Gloryboys300. That is, if your idea of "pleasant" is an ignorant, repulsive, foul mouthed, racist, sexist, anti-social pig. This scumbag is screaming for a non-stop punch in the mouth. He took a hilarious beating yesterday until he bailed on some flimsy pretext, I invite all M.O.Ms to keep showering him with attention two rounds at a time.

I'll take your "Gloryboys" and raise you a "Gay Faggot Fuuck", and equally vulgar, repulsive individual. Yes, that is his name. For real.

Where do these people come from?

Oh yeah, Grand Theft Auto multiplayer, never mind.

ill raise u mac with a samsung df player!!

I play on Android.

I play on Samsung. GS2.

lol no mac. i mean the df pilots name is samsung.

Mac, smile when you say that about GTA. (I'm not a multiplayer...player...but I'm a slave to the game series)

Randolph, we don't generally do "squad wars", with random server generated teams and M.O.Ms scattered across all time zones it's too difficult to arrange. We just shoot down what gets between us and our cake. And everything gets between us and our cake.

I had an interesting few missions against Loewenhardt this morning with Ktheo and our newest MOMrade. (see following post) What a tool this guy is. It was a pleasure kicking the teeth out of his golden connection lag switch thingy. He called me "looser". Looser than what?

Hey kids, new M.O.M alert!

Officer RKM has joined the ranks of the old (although he isn't) and mean.

Welcome to M.O.M's joint, Ram!

Just been in a game with gloryBoy, started slagging you of again Wig so i teamkilled him,then it was my turn for the abuse,
He really is a foul mouthed little shit, I tried to explain to him that he would enjoy the game a lot more if he was more friendly,
But I just got a lot more abuse, so ended up taking a ban for him,think he needs a bit more MOM love lol.

Hi fellow M.O.M.ers,

Welcome RMK! Would that be from the Polaris - Rockies Mountain King sled? I hope so, because that's what I ride. Lol

Bellsaj, I hope you have better luck than I did. Today is last day of black powder season. I only managed a few days of hunting, my wife had two major surgeries last week so I have been playing nurse.

Later,
Scott

Congrats Randolph
And welcome RKM bopes will will be along shortly to...umm, err, yes, well he won't be long I'm sure.

No luck this weekend. Maybe the bear scared them off. (I'll see if I can post a photo of its tracks later)
The season for bears is over for this year so knowing that a big one is around and even self defense will get you into trouble with the law was a bit scary.
I don't know how my dog will act if she encounters a bear. Will she run and hide. Will she attack it and run to me for cover when the bear gets angry, or will she stay, attack and try to get the bear to stay put as a good dog will?

Well Tink My ideal of going off to the wilderness is going out on my back deck with a cup of coffee. No need to go any further. This is about 50 feet away, also have seen wild turkey and a couple of bears but they were camera shy.