Thanks everybody for the congratulatory wishes!!!! And the banner looks great wig!!!!!!

And, by the way, did Santa clause turn you gay? Did you turn him? Was it a mutual thing? Does Mrs. Clause know? Are the raindeer in volved? The elves? I just figure since i done seen it in the internet it must be true! Give us the skinny

Wigbomb wrote:

Whiplash wrote:

Mac wrote: A quick word before this goes down, and you feel vindicated before the dozen people who give a crap:

"Offended" and "disturbed" are the words of lunatic crybaby uber-liberals who can't accept other people's standards of humor or entertainment. I find some things disturbing, yes. They may cause me to judge a person, even. But I will never treat them less, or denounce them in public. Whether people find content "disturbing" is completely irrelevant to your apparent deluded vendetta.

Or, in the spirit of a true Mean Old Man: "Get the hell off our lawn!"

Ill pm it to you and you tell me k

We're not still talking about the gay photo of me gaily being all gay with gay Santa, are we? LOL!

Alright, Mac cleared this up. It's a poem that proves my predilection for bestiality. A poem Whip "found" on a public site I maintain for tens of thousands of followers in Eastern and Western Europe, Asia, Scandinavia, South America, all over the U.S...and yes, even in Canada.

Clayton, I've told you before, when you see the word "literature" or "poetry" you shouldn't walk away. You should run. You are so far out of your depth you'd probably think Walt Whitman was gay. Or Stein or Williams or Wilde or Rimbaud. Here's a tip; there are layers of meaning beneath what you think you're reading. And whatever else they mean, they all mean, "You will never grasp this. Stick with throwing your sticks."

Oh boy, oh boy ohboy!

Last time I checked this was a fun game........
I just love flight sim games.........but that's just mé......sorry if I miss the importance of all of this hullaballoo....(is that the right word?....yes, I love the opportunity to improve my english on this forum.......)

I joined M.O.M. because from the impression I got, it isn't a squad that just revolves around the personality of the founder.
If this would be just a 'Wig. Show' I would be outta here.......but I don't think this is.

Whip....we don't see the world as it is, but we see it as WE are. Who cares about Wig's private live?!
(Unless he needs our help as a friend, or just a fellow human being.)
If you think squadron members care about the supposed 'dark side' of a prominent member's personality.....I pitty the members of your squad, because of the role you expect squadron members to play.......look up to you for a beacon of light and moral rightiousness.

Those that are functioning o.k. In life think: OK....who cares? He is a great dogfight pilot.....a creative person with rough edges (don't know, because I am still trying to get to these raunchy (?) pictures) Creativity comes from the dark side of personality. (WOW! Big supprise to find some dirt! ( don't know, cause havn't seen anything....)
Those that follow personalities think: OK, he's a bastard ( still don't know.....), but he is OUR bastard!

Pfew.........who needs this?
The good thing about M.O.M. Is that it is (for the majority) a nice bunch of tough players that stick together, and have fun, mostly about other things than this game.

But you are right! The excessive nudity in Wig's artwork is a dead give away........No hetero would need such a firm display of his obsession with the female body!

Think of it what you will, I still love you Whip! Lighten up a bit though...

Ed, the only "raunch" in photos pertinent to this discussion is the raunch Whip shared with what he thought was a young minion. The photo of me that he's obsessed with is a snapshot my girlfriend took after my friend, the longtime go-to Santa Claus in New Orleans, his wife, the then head chef of the NOLA Jazz Fest, and I had finished a photo session with me shooting kids on his lap all weekend at an outdoor event. I snapped her on his lap, then she snapped me on his lap. You can see my earring in the shot, and I'm wearing a vintage biker jacket, are those things somehow inherently gay? I guess so. But I've seen Whiplash's photos. If I'm gay he's Ellen Degeneres.

You're right, though. This sort of thing just sucks the fun out of the game and forum. Which I suspect is exactly what Whip's hoping to accomplish. Pathetic when someone so fucked up has to rain on everyone else's (gay pride) parade.

Oh, and you're quite right, Ed. M.O.M has never been about ego or control for me. It's a creative exercise that grew into something I enjoy working on for the enjoyment of the friends I've made here. I get a huge bang out of dreaming stuff up and seeing if it works, that's my payoff. When we started M.O.M I was abundantly clear about it not being in any way militaristic. No "ranks" on the banners, no power structure, no rules. That was the whole point, adults who don't need to be told what to do doing what they feel like doing. The Star Chamber was added only as an expedient when recruiting got too scattered. My banner has never said, "squadron leader" or featured clip-art medals I've awarded to myself! But Whiplash insists on accusing me of being a Dogfight despot. With not one shred of support for it even if it were something worth arguing about.

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote: Thanks everybody for the congratulatory wishes!!!! And the banner looks great wig!!!!!!

And, by the way, did Santa clause turn you gay? Did you turn him? Was it a mutual thing? Does Mrs. Clause know? Are the raindeer in volved? The elves? I just figure since i done seen it in the internet it must be true! Give us the skinny

It was Mrs. Claus, Brad. She suggested the three-way, Blitzen walked in on us, one thing led to another...boom. Gay bestiality. But did I have to go and write poetry about it then publish it to a global audience? Not smart, gay wig, not smart.

Congrats on the new MORAFness Ghost!

My friend DENT,

With all the talk of law suits....

Should I be worried that you'll resort to legal options should my posting pics of you living in my tree, crapping in my garden, peeing on Judy's roses, and not to mention the fact that you prefer the slinky red dress while wearing high-heels during bombing missions screws up your Presidential run in '16?
Or, will you pull a "Clinton" and have me "knocked-off "?

I'll settle now by letting you move back into YOUR tree, giving you a "special" place in the garden, your own roses, and new dress and 8" pumps.

Can we settle this like the nut-cases we are, Mr. President?

•*•*•*•*•*BREAKING NEWS*•*•*•*•*•

All of this "coming forward", has unfortunately gotten to wig!

Evidently in a fit of anger, he leaped from the warm comfortable lap of "Old Saint Nick", split in two, and has last been seen. Posing as winter pack boots!

Whiplash wrote: Since I feel it's relevant can I have permission to use said picture on the website? As soon as this and one last approval are in I will post the site

Since I don't know all the facts and stuff I'll just sit here in the PeaNUT GALlery and search for the humor in a sad situation.

However, I have a request, if you happen to come across the pic I posted of Judy & me walking down the street in a diaper (me...not Judy),
might you kindly repost here? I can't find it.

You have my approval.

Her birthday is coming up and I want to make a card for her...better times.

Thanks!

It’s so sad I can’t find time to play much anymore or participate in the forum. Just the other day, I was remembering back when Paul use to post a lot and Blue Max was still around and then there was that unpleasantness with Whiplash. God, I miss those days. (Well, at least two of those I missed.)

HEY YOU BUNCH, scottish referendum is getting closer, show some respect!

Alba gu bràth!

I miss those too.

Unfortunately, my reading of much of forum is limited and my posting pics and such is almost non-existent due to can't remember all of the steps involved.

Judy types my responses because I can't.
I bless her for her patience and understanding that I desire to communicate with my "adopted" family.

She reads these things then decides if my blood pressure can handle it...
She HATES my editing. I tell her to log in as BESSE and her response is..."I want them to think I'm a lady, but I want to kick some virtual ass."

Yes, Mam.

Auld wrote: HEY YOU BUNCH, scottish referendum is getting closer, show some respect!

Alba gu bràth!

Got my Kilt on...DENT is wearing his favorite short-plaid skirt...no panties ....that's DENT-IN-HEAD! (but we love him).

I've been pinching pennies to donate to New Scottish Empire!

Just because you "can" get the picture. Does "not" mean, you should........









Get the picture.......?

YEMX wrote: Just because you "can" get the picture. Does "not" mean, you should........

Attachment not found

Get the picture.......?

That's OUR DENTINHEAD....the TART & TEASE.....

(Glad he shaved and worked out.)

WIGMUFFINS...any thoughts as PHOTOGUY?

Seen the pic.
Sucks.


(Yeehawww!!!)

Wigbomb wrote: Oh, and you're quite right, Ed. M.O.M has never been about ego or control for me. It's a creative exercise that grew into something I enjoy working on for the enjoyment of the friends I've made here. I get a huge bang out of dreaming stuff up and seeing if it works, that's my payoff. When we started M.O.M I was abundantly clear about it not being in any way militaristic. No "ranks" on the banners, no power structure, no rules. That was the whole point, adults who don't need to be told what to do doing what they feel like doing. The Star Chamber was added only as an expedient when recruiting got too scattered. My banner has never said, "squadron leader" or featured clip-art medals I've awarded to myself! But Whiplash insists on accusing me of being a Dogfight despot. With not one shred of support for it even if it were something worth arguing about.

I feel freaking cheated! I was promised world freaking conquest and some goddamn cake for swearing allegiance to the benevolently malicious dictator, Wig! Is it all really bullshit??? I had no idea this was a damn game either. I'm not flying a drone blowing up ISIS carriers in some freaking Syrian lake? I want my damn money back!!! I can only thank Whiplash for finally exposing this fraud!

Doggy Dix wrote: MsGuided whined on me too
"Oh no allover Moms" and start to be lofty and harass me



I Think there is somekind of" MoM o Phobia" she is suffering from ... I recommending CBT, cognetiv behavior therapy, that can cure her.
we'll see if she's going to complete the treatment ... or lead poisoning may be a good alternative

LMAO!

So wait. Is Wig then a MOMOSEXUAL?

Ohhh yes Paul, those are my legs all the way up to that mini skirt. But wait! Isn't that your camera in your hand taking a picture of my marbles. Love ya man, glad to see ya back.
Oh and do me a favour..... Don't wear the next 3 diapers in the sack. I rubbed hot sauce in them while in a frenzy thinking of Wig being my gay buddy. It's not the gay part. It's the fact that when he kisses Santa it really means something. I bet they watch the love boat together too. Lol
I consider wig a friend as I do most of you. I don't care if you have a ring in your ear that moves to your nose on occasion. Sexual preference? I don't care. Just don't drug me and take advantage of me. That would be greatly appreciated.
Sorry Paul. This wasn't all meant for you. Some was for everyone. On my phone and can't type for diddly.
I AM SO SIMPLE.

Mac wrote: So wait. Is Wig then a MOMOSEXUAL?

I would like to thank Wig for being a trailblazer. I too would like to come out as a MOMosexual. For the last 12 years I have been having exclusive sexual relations with a mom. I would also like to say that I find it offensive to be called a motherf*&^er. I would rather simply be a MOMosexual. Thank you all for your support.

TXLAWMAN wrote:

Mac wrote: So wait. Is Wig then a MOMOSEXUAL?

I would like to thank Wig for being a trailblazer. I too would like to come out as a MOMosexual. For the last 12 years I have been having exclusive sexual relations with a mom. I would also like to say that I find it offensive to be called a motherf*&^er. I would rather simply be a MOMosexual. Thank you all for your support.

Well glad that your so happy.....

But did you get to bring an instrument on picture day with Santa???




Just seems a bit crappy that big shots around here get special treatment........snifflez....

Bahahhahahhh I know it is a bit much but, damn that cracks me up!!!!!

except for a couple of bad apples, this game has been adorable!!!

Mac wrote: So wait. Is Wig then a MOMOSEXUAL?

Well Mac m'lad, while I have had sex with a mom, I think of myself more as a Hmm-osexual. Someone about whom allegedly straight men named after allegedly straight cartoon characters are unnaturally curious .

I used to be a Ham-osexual but I gave up red meat.

Tried being a Foam-osexual but the giant "#1" stadium hand gave me a rash.

One uncomfortable hump on a bumper and I was over being a Chrome-osexual.

SloMo-Sexuality took too freakin' long, who has that kind of time?

Hymn-osexual? Been there, done that, ruined a perfectly good hymnal.

Hamm-osexual? I'm just not that into Mad Men.

Comb-osexual? Two words: ouch!

Gnome-osexual? The lawn sprinkler kept coming on just as I was...y'know...on the lawn gnome.

Thunderdome-osexual? Uh...okay, yeah, I'd do Tina Turner in a heartbeat.

Shalom-osexual? Oy, absolutely, and often. Still, ideally with Shalom Harlow but she hasn't returned my calls.

Rome-osexual? Again, Vanessa Hessler isn't picking up.

But, not like she's the only hot prospect in Rome.

I mean, aside from the much gayer hat I could easily see myself on that lap, who couldn't?

Brian, you're overdue for a new banner. We should get your superMOMdel banner installed while I chip away at a new design. Of course if we install the hot model you'll be required to post more often. Them's the rules.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Whiplash wrote: Since I feel it's relevant can I have permission to use said picture on the website? As soon as this and one last approval are in I will post the site

Since I don't know all the facts and stuff I'll just sit here in the PeaNUT GALlery and search for the humor in a sad situation.

However, I have a request, if you happen to come across the pic I posted of Judy & me walking down the street in a diaper (me...not Judy),
might you kindly repost here? I can't find it.

You have my approval.

Her birthday is coming up and I want to make a card for her...better times.

Thanks!

And I thought YEMX was nutty. He might have some competition.

You guys are killing me.


Don't much care to read Whips crap, or the responses there to. Is he too much to just ignore?

Wigbomb wrote: It was Mrs. Claus, Brad. She suggested the three-way, Blitzen walked in on us, one thing led to another...boom. Gay bestiality. But did I have to go and write poetry about it then publish it to a global audience? Not smart, gay wig, not smart.

He ain't telling no lies.... PROOF!

GAW wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Whiplash wrote: Since I feel it's relevant can I have permission to use said picture on the website? As soon as this and one last approval are in I will post the site

Since I don't know all the facts and stuff I'll just sit here in the PeaNUT GALlery and search for the humor in a sad situation.

However, I have a request, if you happen to come across the pic I posted of Judy & me walking down the street in a diaper (me...not Judy),
might you kindly repost here? I can't find it.

You have my approval.

Her birthday is coming up and I want to make a card for her...better times.

Thanks!

And I thought YEMX was nutty. He might have some competition.

You guys are killing me.


Don't much care to read Whips crap, or the responses there to. Is he too much to just ignore?

Yah I may not be wrapped to tight, that is for sure!

But that man Paul Mantz........ Man he can bring funny to a whole new level!!!!

I always love it when life is going fast in one direction and a guy like Paul comes in with many years of good wit and timing.....(BAM).....

Zing's something out and has everyone on the floor laughing!!!!

"One of the greats Paul.... ONE OF THE GREATS!!!!"