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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143197
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Little scare... I'd need new britches...
Didn't know you were a driver Wolf... WV to IN on the back roads with a load like that... The first half was pure hell wasn't it? 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143198
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Actually... Forget new britches. My heart wouldn't last that long I don't think...
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143226
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I was used to back roads back in them days ,always ran a little overweight. Matter of fact I never went across state scales until I started hauling freight and than I was reluctant to do so. 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143237
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Vodka & Cola, and a bowl of pumpernickel chips.
Nice playing with you earlier onsekone. My game kept quitting so I finally gave up. But great play! I kept winding up near T.R., hope he didn't think I was targeting him. Manfred 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143266
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Nice edit Onsekone. That's funny.
Jason, that was too much fun.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143269
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No jack is was having a good time ( getting my butt kicked and all). Me and you in the head on I hit you once you hit me once then everything gone. I did a couple circles everything came back. You where close to the carrier i shot twice then everything gone and connection lose pops up. I tried real hard to get back in and help swop. I just wouldn't let me. 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143277
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another upload test, I'm at the apple store and has problems with my iPad, i got to get this fixed, can i have a grape nevi while waiting TEST FAILED Well i finally got a picture to upload. This is why it's so hard to hit BLUE MAX, tiny yet powerful. 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143278
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Hey buddy if you are going to take up a bar stool, order something. Here's the tip jar.
EDIT: didn't see your second message! Yessir, right away! Uh, here's the, uh, tip. Jar.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143369
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G'afternoon everybody. Bar is OPEN. And that doesn't mean Open Bar. In fact, cash only tonight, credit card machine is down. Whatever your home currency. No gift cards in the tip jar please. Last week someone left me a coupon for carpet cleaning.
Venison steaks on the grill. If it gets busy at the bar, someone go flip em. No chicken or salad, I'm a little wary of the salmonella and e-coli reports. Fruit. Fruit plate is our special appetizer this evening. Won't make you thirsty so have a lotta pumpernickel chips.  Manfred
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143377
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How about another Hot Toddy,feeling much better now. About the tip,might be a little smaller than usual,had to patch a lot of bullet holes that a certain bar tender put in it.
 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143384
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Hello manfred. Here's my credit card. Jason's party will be here soon. Put it all on my tab
 he deserves it.I also have a cake in the back for when he gets here. It looks like a zebra, can't miss it Also, whatever tip u get from the party, match it with my card so u get double
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143389
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Nope, i done gave manny my card. It's all on me enjoy urself today u earned it
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143392
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Uh oh... We've entered the gentleman paradox... It's like when you wait for everyone to go through the door infront of you, then there's the guy who says after you, you say, no after you, and of course he says no after you... And then you sit there till the world ends saying the same thing... 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143402
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Hey great day for Jason, Set me up with an Old Milwaukee and a Pink Squirrel if you remember how to make them!
Cheers Jason! ...Along came a SPIDER...
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143410
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Righto, one hot toddy, one pink milwaukee, and an old squirrel. Kes this is a library card but I know you're good for it. Craz, don't worry about the tip, Kes will cover you on the, uh, library card, and sorry about the bullet holes man but I had to get a whole new windshield and have the mechanic pick your teeth outta outta my radiator. Those head-ons are vicious!
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143419
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Thanks Q, you're already covered by Kes's, umm, library card. Not so fast, we'll hold the cash in case the boys break anything.
Do you have an extra long knife for the zebra cake? That thing is massive. If not, I've got a saw out back, just thought a real knife would be cleaner. M
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143424
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Lol. That $50 tip doubles too so now manny has a $100 tip so far and the night still young
 I got a knife thats a foot and a half (wont say y i have a knife that big.......shhhh.....) would that be long enough? I can paint it to look like the zebra cake just be careful not to lose it when u cut the cake. I'd hate to take a big bite into the cake and bite a knife 
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143428
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Give Kes his library card back... Sorry to break up the cash bonanza Manfred, but if Jason made MORAF (which I'm just finding out) then we are gonna break open the barrels and let the booze flow like water. There will be a $20 cover tonight (all going to your tip jar Manfred) but beyond that, it's an all you can eat and drink buffet till sometime tomorrow afternoon. Parrot, we need to go down to warehouse #3. We need 30 cases of Dom Perignone and 10 barrels of Makers Mark. While we are at it we'd better get 10 kegs of Shiner. Let's blow the roof off tonight!
Jason. You drink free for the rest of the month. Just don't forget Manfred... Congratulations man, I'm very very happy for you.
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 10 months ago #143435
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Everyone better drink fast, because when Kes's mother finds out he spending his collage allowance to by drinks for all of us,he is going to be grounded for life. Oh thanks Kes,Manny I have a Bloody Mary smother over a t-bone.
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The Jolly Roger! !!!Congratulations Jasonmc!!! 11 years 10 months ago #143437
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Manfred... Here is a grand, all cash. Call it an early Christmas present. Now, make sure these guys don't leave here without the room looking upside down to them...
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The Jolly Roger! !!!Congratulations Jasonmc!!! 11 years 10 months ago #143448
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Thanks boss, I'm good. Let's keep it in petty cash to cover... stuff. I see Kes is running the table, the LB boyz are juggling bowling balls, and Davy is jumping rope with a lamp cord. Someone painted the general's horse black and white, and they are racing him against Paul's motorized bike. Even KAF is here; he's got the darts and is pretending to spawnkill mice at the hole in the baseboard by the back door. It's a zoo. But what a smile on Jason's face! It looks to be permanent.
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