Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: I am very upset with you guys. Haven't you ever heard that you don't let friends drink and pick up girls. Or was this just a so called harmless joke to you guys at my expense. You know I had been drinking all day when you brought in BBB and I was quite smitten with her.

Imagine my shock when I woke up up and saw BBB. She even took her teeth ( or tooth) out. No matter how many times i take a shower or brush my teeth, even gargle with scope, the bad breath just will not leave me.

I'm crying again.

DEAD MAN CRYING!!!

Man! Oh! Man! She just called me! I told her that I haven't heard about that.
And, as Chief of Security, I would investigate the evening's SECURITY TAPES!

Remember!
I don't know you.
You don't know me.
We are not friend's.
WHO?
If she finds this out. We have a major problem.

I won't be able to attend your funeral. Well, actually, I WILL be there. In the adjacent coffin!
(Heck, I'll see if I can find us a "TWO-4-ONE FUNERAL PARLOR & PARTY SHOPPE´ ")

I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!


NEVER MIND! WE ARE SAFE!

SHE JUST CALLED BACK!

SHE WATCHED HER SECURITY VIDEOS!

SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

YOU ATE YOUR SOCK! TO "IMPRESS HER"!

I've sent ART to retrieve said EVIDENCE. (no blue dress, I hope)

Um I am looking for Davy. If anyone has seen him would you please let him know some guys stopped by the school looking for him. They said that they are friends of Bill W. but would not tell me their own names. They have heard about Davy's latest escapade and said they can help him. Oh and I will have a cup of joe, black and bitter, please.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

DO NOT play "Pull My Finger" game with MANFRED!

I was winning (cabbage is the secret weapon) until he pulled my ARM.

What a mess!

Here I am guys, sorry i haven't been around, I decided to ask BBB out on another date.

BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP YOU KNOW. Once you get to know BBB she is a very very sweet gal and trust me when I tell you that she is very appreciative of having a guy take her out, especially one as handsome as me. The rewards are bountiful.

We went out to breakfast at the THE SAN CLEMENTE PIER in southern calif. They have a nice little restaurant that sits just over the breakwater. Then we had a nice walk along the beach. Very romantic indeed.

After our flight landed we stayed at the Rivera hotel, it's a nice little XXX hotel in San Clemente.

well we are back now and BBB sends her love.

Went for some sightseeing just now:

Went past here. You guys should prepare some flood defences!




Past the train too

Geesh you guys drink so much alcohol yall need a train runnin through here to resupply you?

Or are there too many "snake bites"?

I think the railroad belongs to PARROT for his own private stash. POOR PARROT.

It doesn't belong to me, but one of my "cousins" is a cargo master onboard. It certainly opens some possibilities.

Yea. It's already handled. Gotta love having options. Big C, we are purposely built over the water. Hence Parrot's dock.

No train can match my ability to deliver moonshine isnt prohibition great

Hi Davy, I think you meant a three star hotel, not a triple-x rated hotel. At least that's what I'm hoping.
M

...excuse me Bartender?....excuse me Sir?....HEY! MR. KRUGGER!

Anything DAVY wants...he gets..FAST & DOUBLES! & FAST!

My friend DAVYCROCHET,

You can't "brag" about time with a "lady".

I just got THE call from BIRDBRAINBESSE.

(6 ENERGY DRINKS? WITH 12 VIAGRASS ´?)

She did say it was the "BEST 20 SECONDS OF MY LIFE!"


(The laughter is "MAGIC TIME!" )

I've seen the "SECURITY" VIDEOS.

And, as SECURITY STUD, .........uh! oh!



DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

She's here at my house.

DAVY!

Where are her tail-feathers?

Her tail feathers? Well one in stuck in nose, I'm trying to get it out.

We also had longer than 20 seconds. She wanted to talk so it took 5 minutes

Kptn Singh wrote: No train can match my ability to deliver moonshine isnt prohibition great

I know Singh, but we can't be telling everyone who all of our suppliers are. I'm actually the only one here who knows where everything comes from. Btw, your last batch was great. I'll take 100 more gallons please. Plus, we may be able to use this railroad to move even more of your product to additional customers. Make sure you've got that still ready to cook.

BigC5798 wrote: I'm sure this could go with what parrots cooking-

Its lamb

(It is close to a year old, so that's why it's full grown parrot.)
We only cook dogs when the Chinese chef is in town

B looks like you let your favorite dog sleep to close to the fire place..... ..... Sorry for your lose....

Dr Dave wrote:

BigC5798 wrote: I'm sure this could go with what parrots cooking-

Its lamb

(It is close to a year old, so that's why it's full grown parrot.)
We only cook dogs when the Chinese chef is in town

B looks like you let your favorite dog sleep to close to the fire place..... ..... Sorry for your lose....

Yea isn't it wierd, all my other dogs come when they're called now...

"Oh Fido, what have I done!!! Umm, well.... Anyone have some BBQ sauce?"

Jacklpe wrote: "Oh Fido, what have I done!!! Umm, well.... Anyone have some BBQ sauce?"

...Worcester Sauce! Works so much better

yes.....oh yes......remember Jackie.....what I have found is that if I happen to "burn" in BBQ or if the BBQ is overcooked....throw some Worcester/Worcestershire Sauce on it BAM....it tastes amazing.....

...Now with that "BAM" comment I'm sounding like this guy.....

Good morning JOLLY ROGER.

BBB and myself have been spending a lot of time together. She is so sweet.

Yesterday while sanding my deck before applying a Stain I ran out of sandpaper and rain was only a few hours away.

Well BBB came out and I saw her rough hands, almost like 80 grit sandpaper. What a trooper she is, she allowed me to use the back of her hands to finish my sanding so I could stain the deck before it rained.

While I was pulling out the splinters from the back of her hand i was soothingly telling her that her skin will grow back in time.

WHAT A TROOPER SHE IS AND SHE SENDS HER LOVE.

I have had a bad couple of days can I get some of that clear pick me up that you keep under the counter? Here's a big tip for manfred .

I'll keep the bottle handy. Actually no, I think I'm required to keep it in the hazmat container. Anyway, just let me know when you need a refill.

I lent my stress ball to Kestrel, but maybe I can get a bunch for the bar. We can write anything we want on them.

M

Hi can I have a cup of coffee to go please.
On my way to a charity for the Children of the world.

Need a cake delivered here : dogfightplay.com/index.php/forum/aircraf...3-let-s-party#135601


let's party !
Cause its party time!

We get most of our cake from M.O.M. Granted, for the right price, we'll happily pillage, loot, and steal your women bring a cake to your party, but you might not find the price acceptable. I recommend calling M.O.M.

Jacklpe wrote: We get most of our cake from M.O.M. Granted, for the right price, we'll happily pillage, loot, and steal your women bring a cake to your party, but you might not find the price acceptable. I recommend calling M.O.M.

Now Jack... I don't even have to call a "cousin" for this one. I'll have CHOCKS whip something up.

oooo but i like ur cake more

my mom has already made me one .
Why would i take another one again from M.O.M. !

atleast drop some coke.
And as parrot said it doesn't have to be good.
I just want my friends to munch on something !

Taken care of.

atleast drop some coke.
And as parrot said it doesn't have to be good.
I just want to give my friends something to munch !

AtharvBhat wrote: atleast drop some coke.
And as parrot said it doesn't have to be good.
I just want my friends to munch on something !

Kid, you are way to young too be "dropping coke" Plus, we aren't in that business. Sorry.


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