Very nice Parrot, take the booze and hats and keep whatever you can get for them to cover your troubles. If you find any difficulty in selling the booze, I'll buy it from you at a good price and work it into our stock. Davy might be a good candidate to purchase the furry hats. He is an expert in them ya know. Poor guy is still looking for a woman by the way... Next time that "healthy" lady with the 6 kids comes in, we should probably help her find him. That outta cure his "loneliness".

Parrot, keep this a secret and don't let anyone know, ok? Most of the Loonies aren't really that Loony. They mostly owe either a lot of child support or have the tax man chasing them. They just go to a doctor that we know (Dr Dave) and have him pronounce them unfit and incompetent to face prosecution. That's why the place is a lot more like a fly in resort than a nuthouse. That's also why they never seem to have any trouble coming here, or going wherever they want to go. But, that's seriously hush hush. Ok?

Kevy, did you get your map? Hopefully that will clear up any confusion. Don't advertise that tunnel you have been using either, cause its one of our "emergency exits".

No joy... Manfred said I need a warrant or something. I'll have to keep looking. Judge Macintosh must be on other cases because he won't give me the time of day.

Alrighty Boss. I'm a little ahead of schedule. Somebody go full Manny outta that hammock in the storeroom. I need the tables set up, a case of paper towels, a pallet full of wet naps and a freaking strong coffee.

Here's a few peeks...

Yours truly, pulling pork...




And a few looks at the fair being offered...








Big Tex is supposed to stop by later to give some tips, but I'm afraid he may be a little late.

Gonna put the seafood on in a bit. Gotta burn some of this other stuff off first.

Kevy wrote: No joy... Manfred said I need a warrant or something. I'll have to keep looking. Judge Macintosh must be on other cases because he won't give me the time of day.

Manfred, Kevy's cool. He can come in. Granted, because he carries a badge, there are certain aspects of things that we shouldn't advertise to him, and unless he's changed a lot he won't want to know either. Kevy, your booth is ready for you man.

You're not coming to try to bust is are you??? Man, we keep the media, politicians, and judges in our pocket, so nothing is going to stick anyway, but you have always been considered a VIP here. I'd hate to think that has somehow changed.

Plus, we are actually on the side of good. We just don't always play by the rules that we seem to be stupid. Also, next time ya'll have a problem to cant be "legally" solved, yet urgently needs to be, who are you gonna call if you're trying to bust me.

Good grief. Everyone eat some BBQ, and lets all be happy.

Parrot, did you say Tex is coming by??? That would be great. I wish he would come in more often. This outta be some dang fine BBQ.

No nothing illegal going on here lol. It's just the court ordered invisibility cloak ordered by Judge Macintosh is getting to be a pain. You think the clerks office down there would get their stuff together and lift it. who is in charge down at the clerks office? Isn't it Mr. Appleseed?

Kevy wrote: No nothing illegal going on here lol. It's just the court ordered invisibility cloak ordered by Judge Macintosh is getting to be a pain. You think the clerks office down there would get their stuff together and lift it. who is in charge down at the clerks office? Isn't it Mr. Appleseed?

We had Granny Smith move those files so that they just can't be found anymore, unless I need them to reappear for some reason.

Where all the women at?

Davy Crockett wrote: Where all the women at?

Mr. Mantz,

You still got Bess's number. Time to call! Tell her it's good news.

Young Mr. Crockett,
I'm always here for you (I doubt you can keep up though).
Your Hottie,
BBB xxxxxxxx

I'm sure this could go with what parrots cooking-



Its lamb

(It is close to a year old, so that's why it's full grown parrot.)
We only cook dogs when the Chinese chef is in town

Kevy, a warrant was requested but a well considered tip will suffice. Are we speakin' the same language now officer?
Manfred

I tried landing using your towers verbal instructions. Landing me at the end of the enemies base was just hilarious. You guys just have to much fun!

Um um um that's some good looking meat. And the BBQ looks good to

Davy Crockett wrote: Um um um that's some good looking meat. And the BBQ looks good to

Great looking bbq but I've somehow lost my appetite. Who needs a drink?

Davy Crockett wrote: Um um um that's some good looking meat.

DAVY....BBB is NOT MEAT!




She's gristle!

Manfred wrote: Kevy, a warrant was requested but a well considered tip will suffice. Are we speakin' the same language now officer?
Manfred

Seriously Manfred... Just let him in. No tricks, no more fun stuff... We have friends in all kinds of places.... Kevy, your trip over here is on me, plus we'll take care of those bullet holes. Hell, we'll get you a new plane. What ever you want is on the house. Sorry about the troubles. Thanks for coming over today.

Ok. Need a little nap. Y'all enjoy the grub.

Paul, thanks for making that call. Just goes to show you there someone and something for everyone at the JR.

Davy, Besse is gumming some ribs right now and I'm sure she can use some help licking them fingers clean. (Eeeewwww, ok maybe that was a bit far. Oh well)

C, Are you sure that's lamb? Looks more like the Shepard (German, that is).

Remember, we have fish for dinner.

Jacklpe wrote:

Manfred wrote: Kevy, a warrant was requested but a well considered tip will suffice. Are we speakin' the same language now officer?
Manfred

Seriously Manfred... Just let him in. No tricks, no more fun stuff... We have friends in all kinds of places.... Kevy, your trip over here is on me, plus we'll take care of those bullet holes. Hell, we'll get you a new plane. What ever you want is on the house. Sorry about the troubles. Thanks for coming over today.

I always tip! I'll just use the tunnel until that Appleseed dude gets his act together. I didn't mind the fishy tower coordinates, managed to get two win 8 guys doing it.

I won't be stepping in here again.Zups renamed it "the blue oyster"
Proof.

I am very upset with you guys. Haven't you ever heard that you don't let friends drink and pick up girls. Or was this just a so called harmless joke to you guys at my expense. You know I had been drinking all day when you brought in BBB and I was quite smitten with her.

Because of my drinking all day the picture below is what she had looked like to me. You guys must have been hooping and laughing all day after we left.

Imagine my shock when I woke up up and saw BBB. She even took her teeth ( or tooth) out. No matter how many times i take a shower or brush my teeth, even gargle with scope, the bad breath just will not leave me.

I'm crying again.

J4ff wrote: I won't be stepping in here again.Zups renamed it "the blue oyster"
Proof.

Ummm.... I know we have our share of interesting and different people, but I don't think I'd go that far. Actually the blue light is a signaling device for our ships, letting them know various information. Funny you got that picture from the air... We are going to need to adjust that just a bit.

Davy Crockett wrote: I am very upset with you guys. Haven't you ever heard that you don't let friends drink and pick up girls. Or was this just a so called harmless joke to you guys at my expense. You know I had been drinking all day when you brought in BBB and I was quite smitten with her.

Imagine my shock when I woke up up and saw BBB. She even took her teeth ( or tooth) out. No matter how many times i take a shower or brush my teeth, even gargle with scope, the bad breath just will not leave me.

I'm crying again.

DEAD MAN CRYING!!!

Man! Oh! Man! She just called me! I told her that I haven't heard about that.
And, as Chief of Security, I would investigate the evening's SECURITY TAPES!

Remember!
I don't know you.
You don't know me.
We are not friend's.
WHO?
If she finds this out. We have a major problem.

I won't be able to attend your funeral. Well, actually, I WILL be there. In the adjacent coffin!
(Heck, I'll see if I can find us a "TWO-4-ONE FUNERAL PARLOR & PARTY SHOPPE´ ")

I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!


NEVER MIND! WE ARE SAFE!

SHE JUST CALLED BACK!

SHE WATCHED HER SECURITY VIDEOS!

SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

YOU ATE YOUR SOCK! TO "IMPRESS HER"!

I've sent ART to retrieve said EVIDENCE. (no blue dress, I hope)

I think Viri will be sad to hear you are flirting with others DC.

Manfred if Parrot have done things right this time there will be a barrel or two of Fetercairn Fior somewhere in the back. Would you pour me a double of that please, and no ice, just straight up.

bellsaj wrote: I think Viri will be sad to hear you are flirting with others DC.

Manfred if Parrot have done things right this time there will be a barrel or two of Fetercairn Fior somewhere in the back. Would you pour me a double of that please, and no ice, just straight up.

Wait wait wait. Jacklpe told me to take what I wanted for my trouble. Those barrels are in the hold, but have a sign that says "Parrot's Reserve".

We can work out a deal, but don't go claiming the booty before I've laid eyes on it.

I have some nice furry hats if you're interested. They'll be here Tuesday. I think I have some stinker-size ones coming too.

Edit: just got a radio call. There's 3 barrels. 2 for the JR and one for PH. We're all good!

Alrighty Boys! Clear them rib bones and shoulder knuckles off the table.

Manny send over the melted butter and cocktail sauce, maybe a bottle or 2 of Frank's Red Hot Sauce.

Coming up...

Fried spot (best fish and chips, them Brits'll ever have)





Steamed oysters....





And Frogmore Stew...(low country boil if you prefer)



There's some deviled crab, hushpuppies, and fried shrimp in there too...

Good lord Parrot. That's just insane. All of that seafood about gave me a heart attack... Even worse because I'm hungry.

Here's what I actually whooped up for the family tonite.

Homemade Lasagna. I made the marinara from scratch from the last of the fresh tomatoes of the season. It's loaded with heaping layers of pasta, meaty marinara, ricotta & mozzarella cheese, Italian sausage and peperoni (cuz my Mama used to).

I'm so stuffed, I can't move.

Salt those wounds Parrot, salt those wounds.

Parrot look what you have done! I doubt half these guys could fit in their planes let alone fly them!