Where all the women at?

BTJ582 wrote: Coffee?

Hello! Y'all remember my little bro? BEANBOY. He's in the coffee import biz. I quick little call and he can hook ya up. Any country, any style roast, even that crazy Kopi Luwak if you're into that kind of thing. And if you think you could train up ole Manny back there, he could get you some snazzy new (slightly used) equipment (may have to way for a repo run on that last bit).

On that "other" subject the truck's on the way to meet the boat, but my buddy's cousin's ex-girlfriend tells me that straight-shooting Customs joe is on duty. So, if the Trixie pulls in before 0600 have 'em do a little extra on "decorations". That black smoke from the barrel in the stacks worked pretty well last time. Just one tire this time, though. They almost sent coasties out last run.

So, we need a tip... Ez Manny. I mean advise. There no sense in coming back empty. Anything from Eastern Europe y'all looking for. No more mail order brides, Davy. Human trafficking is so 00's.

When you get unexpected visitors...

An old railroad bridge.


I'll have an Irich coffee.

Ain't no women around so I'm leaving, going home and going to bed. GOOD NIGHT.

Hey Boss,

Have one of the boys ready for a delivery in the morning. The "cousins" dropped their... ummm stuff... off in Morehead City and I had em load up with oysters, clams, shrimp and spot. Good thing that's a refrigerated rig. Anyway, I figured our little BBQ shindig doohickey this weekend wouldn't be bad as a surf and turf affair. I'll bring the hushpuppy mix (House of Autry, of course) with me and some samples from Beanboy.

Speaking of BB, I need to know if offering half-caff, soy, double lattes may be a bit too much for the JR. I thought it might be, but then you have been getting some of them Nehi crowd in here. So, I thought I'd ask. If so, I'll tell the little bro to keep it simple.

Manny, inventory check... How we doing on Rum? Got some room for some Vodka and Akwavit?

ParrotHead wrote: Hey Boss,

Have one of the boys ready for a delivery in the morning. The "cousins" dropped their... ummm stuff... off in Morehead City and I had em load up with oysters, clams, shrimp and spot. Good thing that's a refrigerated rig. Anyway, I figured our little BBQ shindig doohickey this weekend wouldn't be bad as a surf and turf affair. I'll bring the hushpuppy mix (House of Autry, of course) with me and some samples from Beanboy.

Speaking of BB, I need to know if offering half-caff, soy, double lattes may be a bit too much for the JR. I thought it might be, but then you have been getting some of them Nehi crowd in here. So, I thought I'd ask. If so, I'll tell the little bro to keep it simple.

Manny, inventory check... How we doing on Rum? Got some room for some Vodka and Akwavit?

I try to keep whatever makes whoever happy, as long as they plan on making themselves seen around here. I don't mind having Nehi, Latte, Carrot Juice, White Lightnin', and Capri Sun behind the bar. It seems to make our customers really smile when they ask for something, and it appears out of nowhere. Even soy lattes. (Woof ).

Parrot, as far as inventory, if you drive past the warehouse, and into the tree line, there is another. Look for a red blaze painted on the tree and you will notice a path through the woods with no limbs below 13'6". It just doesn't stand out, but you will see it now that you know where to look. Follow that and there is another 75,000 sq ft warehouse ready to be filled up.

And if you happen to follow the path that is under low branches, keep your head down. Not because of the low branches, but because you will eventually be coming upon a makeshift archery range. From the back side.
M

Davy, Parrot will be here soon with a delivery. "Transgender, does that count?"
(PH that's still gotta be one of the funniest things I've read on the forum.)
M

I always wondered what that road was that ran by he back of the funny farm ... Since the loonies own the farm now can we charge parrot a toll for using our property. Or am I just off my meds and seeing a guy dressed as a parrot moving a bunch of unmarked boxes.

Cmon over here, please take a look at this flashy thingy...

Now, what kind of drink would you like?

MIBfred

Where am I who are you? Who am I ?

Umm... you are Jason, aka Jolly Roger's biggest tipper. It's a competitive thing with you, you just won't be outdone by yourself. I'll go get a bigger jar. Thanks for your patronage.
M

jasonmc wrote: Where am I who are you? Who am I ?

You're here, I'm me ,you're you and Manny is well.......

Jackie thanks.

Its great that you have Nehi too and that you appreciate ALL who have different preferences. I like your attitude for all and how you treat all equally and with equal support........unlike those who are complaining about Jolly Roger serving Nehi's or lattes or whatever "non-alcoholic beverages" when they wear KneeHigh's themselves...

dont forget me...I LOVE pool...I'm with Kestrel on that one too.

Manfred wrote: Umm... you are Jason, aka Jolly Roger's biggest tipper. It's a competitive thing with you, you just won't be outdone by yourself. I'll go get a bigger jar. Thanks for your patronage.
M

What's a tip ? And what's the jar for? I don't know if I can urinate in the jar with everyone looking at me.

I think I turned thw flashy thing up too high.

And that's why you don't screw around in here. Anyway, when I signed over the land to the Looney Bin, I kept the road. Don't know what to think about him wanting to charge a toll. Good work Manfred. Now we just have to figure out who this jackass is, and what he did with Jason, cause the real Jason wouldn't have said that.

Who wants to interrogate this imposter and find out where Jason is?

In my current life, I can get people to flap their gums but usually over a drink and about pretty mundane stuff.

In my past life, with the... foreign interest... I was quite adept at extracting information that the target, err, person of interest didn't even know he possessed. But I would need the right tools. Do we have a 220v circuit around here, maybe a dryer hookup. And I saw some jumper cables in your truck. Some duct tape and a soundproof room and we're in business.

Clandestinefred

P.S. if you have vice grips with at least a 3" jaw, that would speed things along.

Where all the women at?

Here's the tools. We'll take him to that warehouse I mentioned earlier. It was once used as a repair shop, so it has 220 hooked up that used to be for the welder.

Ok fake Jason. We're going for a little ride.

Well Jason ,if that's the real you ,I think it time to stop being crazy and go back to being just looney.

Ok Im back on my med I'm not sure what happened over the last 24 hour all I know s that i have the worst headache and all my cash is gonna ...


Well I will run to the ATM so I can buy a round and for some reason I feel I need to give manfred a huge tip.

Good work Manfred. I see you haven't lost you neurological reorganizational skills at all. Funny that that actually was Jason... Glad you didn't apply option 13. We might have lost him.

Jacklpe wrote: ... We might have lost him.

The whole thing with the Tools is that not every makes it. Great warehouse, love the room with the meat hooks, hose spigot, and floor drain.

Anyway I'll leave you and the bird to your business. I will pour! Ding! What's everyone having, our good friend Jason is buyin'.

"Pour you a beer Jason?"
"All right but stop me at one. Nah, make that one-thirty."

M

I can hear the music and laughter by the bridge. I'll be darned if I can find the bar from my plane. I have to keep using this musty tunnel...

Kevy wrote: I can hear the music and laughter by the bridge. I'll be darned if I can find the bar from my plane. I have to keep using this musty tunnel...

When you make if in, see Manfred for a map. It also has coordinates.

Manfred wrote: In my current life, I can get people to flap their gums but usually over a drink and about pretty mundane stuff.

In my past life, with the... foreign interest... I was quite adept at extracting information that the target, err, person of interest didn't even know he possessed. But I would need the right tools. Do we have a 220v circuit around here, maybe a dryer hookup. And I saw some jumper cables in your truck. Some duct tape and a soundproof room and we're in business.

Clandestinefred

P.S. if you have vice grips with at least a 3" jaw, that would speed things along.

Jacklpe wrote: Good work Manfred. I see you haven't lost you neurological reorganizational skills at all. Funny that that actually was Jason... Glad you didn't apply option 13. We might have lost him.

Boss we're talking about a looney here. They do that kinda stuff for fun and games in the Rec Room over there. Seeing how it was Jason we would've known right off, when he started giggling.

Oh, Just got word that the steamer pulled in "somewhere" about 5 o'clock, I think, and dropped "that stuff" off. They're loading up with crates marked "nesting dolls" and then they'll be back Tuesday morning. There seemed to be some confusion on the C.O.D nature of the cargo, but we most of it out and made up the difference in trade. Vodka, Akwavit and some nice furry hats are their way back.

I'll be out here with the cookers all night, but the Q should be ready to serve up around 1:30 tomorrow. It's a little late for lunch and early for dinner, so we'll just eat our way through the afternoon. Send somebody out to nudge me every once I'm a while and if the head is full and they have wander out back, send to the left side of the dock please.