Jacklpe wrote: Hey Jack, b4 you go, here is a BBQ sandwich (cooked up by Parrot) and a coke. Also, here is a bag of apples and sugar cubes for the hoss.

Alright, get going we'll see ya later!!! Ya'll come back now, ya hear?

I'm feeling a little rushed for some reason!!!

Hey barkeep, pour me a double kosher blush grape juice and leave the bottle. I'd order a steak but I haven't seen that horse you used to keep tethered out back in a couple days.

Speaking of tethered out back, there's no sign of the single mast "schooner" that's supposed to be there...presumably in the event that the proprietor needs to duck out the bathroom window and make a quick...er...supply run, just ahead of the Liquor Control Commission. That's something you need to take up with the landlord. Y'know, on the other side of the lake in Madrid. He owes the joint a boat.

On second thought I'll have that grape juice on the patio. I like to watch the WWII aircraft carriers when they pass...

My wife's Halloween. When I was a younger man it would have taken me maybe 3 hours to build...









But at my age now and my Heath it took 3 days......
But it's done...
Thank god.....
Now I just gotta take it down in 31days.....

I need a drink......

What I tell ya? This ingame advertising is gonna ruin this place! First, the local fuzz stops by early for his "regular" envelope visit, unexpected and unannounced. Now this smooth talking, sport coat-wearing pretty boy "drops in" asking questions about the JR supply chain and drinking Nehi with his pinky in the air. Suspicious at the least! He looks and smells like a cop (mod) if you ask me. I bet he's got the thumb of his non-pinky waving hand on the delete button!

Don't tell him, but the newly installed plank is now officially named "the patio". If somebody don't vouch for this fella soon, I'm telling Mr. Mantz to break out that half a roll of pink duct tape out.

Oh yeah 'lope, my "associates" will be stopping by at 8 bells with a package from down south. It's all paid for, but tell Manny to slip 'em a little extra. This project's way ahead of schedule and bit of a surprise from cousins on the KY/WV boarder.

Oh yeahhh...about that envelope, payola, bribe...ahem...contribution to the Moderator's Annual Picnic Fund. Tape it to the underside of the back booth, (my booth from now on) as usual. ("usual" as in every week from now on.) Thanks for reminding me, Parrot. Pinky that, y'mook.

Don't worry. He came by because he owes some "favors".
Don't worry. He came by to "repay" some favors.

MANNY CHECK UNDER THE REGISTER..AND THE "SPECIAL" BOOTH..SSSSSHHHHHH....

What was it you needed this for?



(The price isn't so bad.. it's 7 to $1 so ~$7 and $2.2 goes to the pink ribbon)

General jackson wrote: I'm getting the feeling that my horse is well respected around here. Well guess what? Y'all can have that walking glue stick!!! He isn't potty trained so have fun....)lolol!!!!

We'll take him! Thank you very much General Jackson!

The man gives us a 6 figure Quarter horse because he thinks its supposed to be potty trained. Thats just too much!

Dr Dave wrote: My wife's Halloween. When I was a younger man it would have taken me maybe 3 hours to build...

But at my age now and my Heath it took 3 days......
But it's done...
Thank god.....
Now I just gotta take it down in 31days.....

I need a drink......

Dave, it looks great, and I know it took a lot of work. Hopefully Mrs Dr Dave will let you get some sleep now. .

. Wigbomb wrote: Oh yeahhh...about that envelope, payola, bribe...ahem...contribution to the Moderator's Annual Picnic Fund. Tape it to the underside of the back booth, (my booth from now on) as usual. ("usual" as in every week from now on.) Thanks for reminding me, Parrot. Pinky that, y'mook.

Every week??? One of two things is going to happen then. Either A: pictures and full length videos of what really happens at the annual "picnic" are going to show up in a lot of unwanted places, (remember who arranges the "activities" at that little function) and or B: we're going to have to fire up the old steamer for a quick trip to Shanghai. Now I don't think anyone wants to go to Shanghai, when its so nice and peaceful around here do they??? Yea, I didn't think so.

I think we'll make our contributions as we always have. But thanks for asking.

Now, in all seriousness...

Wig! Welcome to the Jolly Roger man, I appreciate you finally coming in, and don't be a stranger. We hope to see you a lot more.

Manfred, the general's horse is yours! Now to get a nice horse trailer to go behind that supervan we are going to have to have built.

Hmm, where to plunder find a nice Hart trailer???

One Nehi coming up. A very good year Wig, it's still got the fizz in it. Is Radar coming by later? I'll chill a few more bottles, nobody likes to drink that stuff warm. 'Cept maybe those Brits, but I know for a fact that they despise Nehi.

Yeah talk to the proprietuuure about envelopes under the table. The only thing I put under the table is patrons and then I call 'em a cab. Oh check out the new elevators on them WWII carriers. They bring a lot of tourists to the bar, but you can't complain about the business. The circus flyers tend to drink up a heap of beer when they are done stacking on the tower.

Ya call our single masted dinghy a schooner? Security! Mr. Mantz here knows a thing or two about sailing and may choose to Educate you. Or he might just sit there and glare at you a while til you get smart.

Wow thanks for the horse. That's the biggest tip anyone's ever given me. Whoops! We'd better keep that shovel handy... that's the second biggest tip anyone's ever given me. Just a tiptoe through the tulips! Boss we'll have him jumping fences in no time. Potty train hyuk hyuk.

Manfred

Jacklpe wrote:

General jackson wrote: I'm getting the feeling that my horse is well respected around here. Well guess what? Y'all can have that walking glue stick!!! He isn't potty trained so have fun....)lolol!!!!

We'll take him! Thank you very much General Jackson!

The man gives us a 6 figure Quarter horse because he thinks its supposed to be potty trained. Thats just too much!

Ummm....I was wondering if I can have my horse back!! . After looking in the encyclopediaextensive research. I found that horses CANNOT be potty trained . We as a squad have voted and decided that the horse will be able to wear diapers. This made Dixie very happy!!!). Dixie has expressed his fondness for the horse (whatever that means) and has decided that he will be more than willing to change its diaper provided he(the horse) can stay at our headquarters. So on behalf of our entire 600 member squad (currently 596 are on vacation). We beg you for the horse back!!!

Ok with me if it's ok with the boss. But the hoss has already been through some schooling, and he's taken to it nicely. If you point him at a fence and keep contact at the ankles, he will likely take you over it. Keep your wits about you. And wear a darned helmet over that old hat.

Grr anybody else want their tip back?

Manfred

Very interesting General Jackson.

We also have a fondness for this horse. Manfred has been happier than I've seen him in a while since you abandoned the fine animal and we took it into our care. Manfred's happiness is not something I take lightly.

Being as I am a reasonable man, I think we can come to an agreement. First, that little envelope is going to be lighter from now on. But, it will still provide the same amount of "customer service" that we have enjoyed up to this point.

Second, now that Parrot has decided to take a more active role in our establishment, we have developed even more of a fondness for BBQ. Therefore, he could really use 30 whole chickens, 45 pork butts, and 45 beef briskets. I'm sure you can find a way for these to show up in the refrigerator.

Finally, Dixie needs a shovel. That kind of work will be good for him. It builds character (I should know, I worked on a horse farm for several years when I was his age). If I see a friggin diaper on that animal, he will not be "repossessed" and will not be returned to our care.

When you consider the cost of these items versus the cost to replace such an animal, you will find that the horse is practically being returned to you for free. It is a very good deal.

If you find these terms agreeable, sign below

X_____General Jackson_______________________________


This little agreement will remain between us, and will be stored privately with the photos etc from that picnic that we were discussing earlier. Breach of said agreement will result in this agreement, and if deemed necessary other prior agreements, being divulged to the general public through means of the media etc etc.

(That's why he's the boss!)

Stuff is getting a little crowded and weird around here.... Cops running around, a horse way to many people... I think I will come back later when the newness of the building by the bridge has worn off.

jasonmc wrote: Stuff is getting a little crowded and weird around here.... Cops running around, a horse way to many people... I think I will come back later when the newness of the building by the bridge has worn off.

Oh DUUUCCKKK YOOOUUU!

Hey Manfred. Gimme that moonshine from under the counter. With cola. You can put that cola on Kestrels tap...

The cola fountain actually says "Kestrel" on the handle. Mind the guys smoking at the table, you want to keep some distance with that moonshine.
M

jasonmc wrote: Stuff is getting a little crowded and weird around here.... Cops running around, a horse way to many people... I think I will come back later when the newness of the building by the bridge has worn off.

I agree. Just a little jockeying for position. Personally, I will be happy if we come out of it without losing ground. But, being that you are probably our most loyal customer, I wonder if your hesitation is like a canary in a mineshaft?

Manfred, lets start watching these folks a little more carefully.

If we need more room, I can drain the river.

Manfred, IF Jackson wants his horse and does agree, the reduced amount from the envelope, plus my profit from the BBQ will be added to your check. Chances are, he'll forget about it and we won't see him for a while. If that happens, the horse will no longer be for sale.

Manfred wrote: If we need more room, I can drain the river.

Eh, um, never know what's at the bottom of those rivers.... Better not.

Jacklpe wrote:

Manfred wrote: If we need more room, I can drain the river.

Eh, um, never know what's at the bottom of those rivers.... Better not.

Shhhh your not supposed to give it away that Dixie didnt "leave willingly"




Just kidding, we like you dixie...

If Jackson forgets to come back, or isn't willing to agree to our terms within 24 hours, we will be keeping the horse. Maybe we can have some fun with this. Everyone who comes in and buys a drink in the next 24 hours gets to suggest a name for the horse, or second an already suggested name. If in 24 hours, we haven't heard from Jackson, Manfred gets to choose from the list of names and name the horse. It will be in his care, so the final decision on a name is his, but it must come from the names we suggest.

Alright. I'm going to go first. I nominate that he be named "The Jumping General"

Ok Jackson, tick tock.... 23:59 to go to play lets make a deal and claim your hoss.

I signed the above contract ....ah yes!!! The moderator job does have its benefits!!!

Wait who is our horse? We need more people in our squad.

(Dave, do you think he'll notice that the animal transformed from a six-figure quarterhorse into a full-figured appaloosa?)

Jacklpe wrote: Very interesting General Jackson.

We also have a fondness for this horse. Manfred has been happier than I've seen him in a while since you abandoned the fine animal and we took it into our care. Manfred's happiness is not something I take lightly.

Being as I am a reasonable man, I think we can come to an agreement. First, that little envelope is going to be lighter from now on. But, it will still provide the same amount of "customer service" that we have enjoyed up to this point.

Second, now that Parrot has decided to take a more active role in our establishment, we have developed even more of a fondness for BBQ. Therefore, he could really use 30 whole chickens, 45 pork butts, and 45 beef briskets. I'm sure you can find a way for these to show up in the refrigerator.

Finally, Dixie needs a shovel. That kind of work will be good for him. It builds character (I should know, I worked on a horse farm for several years when I was his age). If I see a friggin diaper on that animal, he will not be "repossessed" and will not be returned to our care.

When you consider the cost of these items versus the cost to replace such an animal, you will find that the horse is practically being returned to you for free. It is a very good deal.

If you find these terms agreeable, sign below

X_____General Jackson_______________________________


This little agreement will remain between us, and will be stored privately with the photos etc from that picnic that we were discussing earlier. Breach of said agreement will result in this agreement, and if deemed necessary other prior agreements, being divulged to the general public through means of the media etc etc.

I'm a worker? i always wanted to clean toilets