That's no signature! He's trying to pull one over on ya Jackie! Don't trust him!

And I say we name that horse "Captain". I kinda like being able to say, " I don't know, go ask the Captain".

Ok General Jackson. Here is your horse. Thank you for "donating" all of this meat. Feel free to stop back by and enjoy some BBq later this week.

Now remember, we have spies everywhrere. So make sure Dixie picks the stall twice daily, changes the wood shavings at a minimum of once a week, and uses lime on the floor after mucking out the stall and before putting in the new wood chips. Remember, thrush is preventable.

Alright General, make sure you bring him back to see us from time to time, and as Manfred suggested, wear a helmet.

ParrotHead wrote: That's no signature! He's trying to pull one over on ya Jackie! Don't trust him!

And I say we name that horse "Captain". I kinda like being able to say, " I don't know, go ask the Captain".

It'll be fine. I promise we can bring him right back if they don't take care of him, plus go look in the fridge... You've got enough meat to keep you busy for a while.

Manfred wrote: (Dave, do you think he'll notice that the animal transformed from a six-figure quarterhorse into a full-figured appaloosa?)

We gave him back his lovely brown horse. We wouldn't play those type of games, would we?

Well the deal is done!!! You have your goods and we have our horse!!! Dixie is so in love happy again!!!! Y'all can visit him at our headquarters soon!!! We have to fatten him up. Kinda looks a little guant and a bit small. Hmmmmmm

It's 100% lean muscle. That's a nice ride ya got there Gen Jack. Please remind Dix to hose him... in all the requisite places. Horse like that can get pretty gnarly. Good luck Dix, keep a hand on the haunches so he doesn't kick you in the head when you run the hose there.

I'm a little sad But at least now I can focus on the bar. And my fingernails won't be as dirty when I'm zesting oranges.

Manfred, I felt so bad about you losing Gen Jack's horse that I went out and found you this other horse that looks just like Jackson's. I know he isn't the same, but he's so close you'll probably never able to tell. Enjoy him, and thanks for being such a loyal employee of the Jolly Roger.

Thanks!!
I can ride him to work.

Gg jack... Dang battery warnings

BigC5798 wrote: Gg jack... Dang battery warnings

We won eventually, but only after most of ya'll left.

Where all the women at

Davy Crockett wrote: Where all the women at

They often call while you are here, asking how long you'll be at the bar. Curiously, they always get here late.
By the way, how late will you be here tonight?
M

Tell them I'm leaving now, gtg to sleepy by,
Thanks for the grape nehi. Tell them I'll be back tomorrow night.

Davy, speaking of... There was this one real "healthy" looking lady that came in with about 6 kids following her about 2 days ago. She was looking for a "good looken feller 'n a coonskin hat". The kids kept asking if all of the different guys in the room were their daddy. I told her I hadn't seen anyone like that, but I'd sure let her know if I did. Thatt'll be $20.00 please. Thanks.

Jacklpe wrote: Davy, speaking of... There was this one real "healthy" looking lady that came in with about 6 kids following her about 2 days ago. She was looking for a "good looken feller 'n a coonskin hat". The kids kept asking if all of the different guys in the room were their daddy. I told her I hadn't seen anyone like that, but I'd sure let her know if I did. Thatt'll be $20.00 please. Thanks.

DANIEL BOONE IN TOWN AGAIN?

Davy Crockett wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: Davy, speaking of... There was this one real "healthy" looking lady that came in with about 6 kids following her about 2 days ago. She was looking for a "good looken feller 'n a coonskin hat". The kids kept asking if all of the different guys in the room were their daddy. I told her I hadn't seen anyone like that, but I'd sure let her know if I did. Thatt'll be $20.00 please. Thanks.

DANIEL BOONE IN TOWN AGAIN?

He can be.

Jacklpe wrote: Manfred, I felt so bad about you losing Gen Jack's horse that I went out and found you this other horse that looks just like Jackson's. I know he isn't the same, but he's so close you'll probably never able to tell. Enjoy him, and thanks for being such a loyal employee of the Jolly Roger.

Man! I like this one better thanks the general's

So, are we just calling him Horse (Horace?) or are you gonna go ahead with the naming game again?

I vote "Captain".

Well I received my horse just a few minutes ago at our headquarters and I am not certain this is my horse.....just a tad bit small...I do not remember my feet touching the ground at all........looks cute in the diaper though but ....ummm..I just don't think its my horse I will have to look into this further.....come and take a look for your selves and tell me this is my horse.

Your horse is your horse, of course, of course.
I've got mine, and we're in the process of naming him. No need to purloin yours.
Are you certain you haven't grown taller yourself? Or new boots with thicker soles? Or riding on higher ground?
M

Wow General! Didn't realize you were about... (Pssst... Manny, for crying out loud! You know you're supposed to turn the back porch light on when the fuzz is here, especially while working on projects ). Yeah Gen, howzit? Man haven't seen you in ages. I swear you look a foot taller than I remember. Good to see ya buddy. I was gonna loan ole Jacklpe a book a told him about, but seeing how he's not around, you might wanna take a look. Lewis Grizzard... Wonderful Southern humorist. Take it as long as you like and drop it back here when you're done.



Well no hard feeling 'bout taking that beautiful horse back. I mean I understand. He's a real prize. I completely understand. As a matter of fact, when the boss told us we'd made a deal and had to give him back, I volunteered to deliver him myself. Just got back after a stop or too on the way. Saw Dix when I dropped him off and he was nice enough to sign the receipt of delivery, certifying we returned YOUR horse. And get this, I just happened to have Beanboy with me. I swear I didn't even know he was a notary. My own brother, I mean you believe that? Anyway, Dix seemed a little nervous about signing legally binding documents that prove beyond a shadow of doubt that we returned YOUR property, exactly as YOU requested. Anyway, BB just up and volunteered to LEGALLY notarized that receipt. It made Dix feel loads better. You see now he understand there absolutely no way we could try to take YOUR property away again.

Hey Manny, let Lopers know I put that receipt in the office safe with that other LEGALLY BINDING contract, the General was so nice to sign.

And General, don't forget to stop by for some Q this weekend.

Later all!

I thought the General looked like he had grown a foot, but I figured it was just me. I mean, after all, he IS a general. Generals are usually impressive men.

Parrot, thanks for taking care of that delivery for me. It's always nice to have a pirate friendly assistant around to help out.

Can't wait to have some BBQ. Then again, with the way things have been going around here lately, I may need to hire someone to try food before I eat it..... Been a rough week....

As far as Manfred goes, he is simply the bartender Parrot. He's a darn good one too. If we need to work on a way to keep better track of who's hanging around, let me know. We'll figure something out, but I want to let Manfred worry about his end of the place. (Don't want to corrupt the legitimate end of our business too much).

ParrotHead wrote: Wow General! Didn't realize you were about... (Pssst... Manny, for crying out loud! You know you're supposed to turn the back porch light on when the fuzz is here, especially while working on projects ). Yeah Gen, howzit? Man haven't seen you in ages. I swear you look a foot taller than I remember. Good to see ya buddy. I was gonna loan ole Jacklpe a book a told him about, but seeing how he's not around, you might wanna take a look. Lewis Grizzard... Wonderful Southern humorist. Take it as long as you like and drop it back here when you're done.

Well no hard feeling 'bout taking that beautiful horse back. I mean I understand. He's a real prize. I completely understand. As a matter of fact, when the boss told us we'd made a deal and had to give him back, I volunteered to deliver him myself. Just got back after a stop or too on the way. Saw Dix when I dropped him off and he was nice enough to sign the receipt of delivery, certifying we returned YOUR horse. And get this, I just happened to have Beanboy with me. I swear I didn't even know he was a notary. My own brother, I mean you believe that? Anyway, Dix seemed a little nervous about signing legally binding documents that prove beyond a shadow of doubt that we returned YOUR property, exactly as YOU requested. Anyway, BB just up and volunteered to LEGALLY notarized that receipt. It made Dix feel loads better. You see now he understand there absolutely no way we could try to take YOUR property away again.

Hey Manny, let Lopers know I put that receipt in the office safe with that other LEGALLY BINDING contract, the General was so nice to sign.

And General, don't forget to stop by for some Q this weekend.

Later all!

That's just funny as ****

Manfred wrote: The cola fountain actually says "Kestrel" on the handle. Mind the guys smoking at the table, you want to keep some distance with that moonshine.
M

That was though! Was that Wigs bottle? Burns...

jasonmc wrote: Stuff is getting a little crowded and weird around here.... Cops running around, a horse way to many people...

That reminds me about one incident a couple of years ago.

My friend is snus addict and since we joined to a disaster called European (soviet) Union, selling snus has been illegal. It is legal to import for your own use. So people go to Sweden and buy a truckload of snus... Anyway it is commonly known secret that snus is sold under the counter in many convenience stores. Some sellers are more cautious than others and require secret password from unknown client. Just to avoid being hoaxed by cops.

My friend heard the password (cheap imports) from other guy and decited to save the trouble of driving to Sweden and buy snus from that store. There were quite a few clients inside store but he just took his place on the line. when the client in front of him left he was about to say the password but just happened to look behind him. There were two cops on line just behind him. Shop assistant asked how can he help. My friend had all kinds of thoughts running in his mind and was about to leave when shop assistant asked again. This time a bit louder expecting my friend cannot hear well or is just stupid. Then he decided to try his luck and slightly bending over counter said "cheap imports... "

"How many?" asked shop assistant with normal voice.

"Two packs" said my friend. Snus is packed mayby 10 small boxes in one packet.

Shop assistant took packets from under the counter and handed them to my fried and stuck the money in his pocket. My friend left the shop without taking any eye contact to cops. But when he was on door he looked back and saw other cop slightly bending over counter and heard "cheap imports ".


Can I have another one?

Manny,

I have a question.....what did you do with the 1885-O Morgan Silver Dollar I gave you?...The tough thing is....you want it in a place where all can see but you dont want any pilots to potentially steal it.....like "Magentabaron"............So Here is the dollar for all to see.....

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I decided to give you a REALLY nice gift....its a collectible case for all the collectibles pilots give you as a tip...Its black to match the "Jolly Roger" and I thought you and others would enjoy it...

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ParrotHead wrote: Wow General! Didn't realize you were about... (Pssst... Manny, for crying out loud! You know you're supposed to turn the back porch light on when the fuzz is here, especially while working on projects ). Yeah Gen, howzit? Man haven't seen you in ages. I swear you look a foot taller than I remember. Good to see ya buddy. I was gonna loan ole Jacklpe a book a told him about, but seeing how he's not around, you might wanna take a look. Lewis Grizzard... Wonderful Southern humorist. Take it as long as you like and drop it back here when you're done.

Well no hard feeling 'bout taking that beautiful horse back. I mean I understand. He's a real prize. I completely understand. As a matter of fact, when the boss told us we'd made a deal and had to give him back, I volunteered to deliver him myself. Just got back after a stop or too on the way. Saw Dix when I dropped him off and he was nice enough to sign the receipt of delivery, certifying we returned YOUR horse. And get this, I just happened to have Beanboy with me. I swear I didn't even know he was a notary. My own brother, I mean you believe that? Anyway, Dix seemed a little nervous about signing legally binding documents that prove beyond a shadow of doubt that we returned YOUR property, exactly as YOU requested. Anyway, BB just up and volunteered to LEGALLY notarized that receipt. It made Dix feel loads better. You see now he understand there absolutely no way we could try to take YOUR property away again.

Hey Manny, let Lopers know I put that receipt in the office safe with that other LEGALLY BINDING contract, the General was so nice to sign.

And General, don't forget to stop by for some Q this weekend.

Later all!

Oh? Hmmmmm..well.....I'm thinking I grew much taller I think. I am happy that I have my horse back. I'm getting some more chuckles from my squad as I am gallantly riding through the field. I have to hold my legs up a little . I do find that my sudden lengthening of my legs helps me from tipping over..
Thanks!!!!....I think

Thanks Swop! I don't have a safe deposit box so I put it in a safe place. Wait, oh the general has his saddlebag back now... General, can I see your saddlebag please?

Manfred wrote: Thanks Swop! I don't have a safe deposit box so I put it in a safe place. Wait, oh the general has his saddlebag back now... General, can I see your saddlebag please?

Oh?

Considering that Mrs Roo is still considered part of our family, Magentabaron would be best to stay far away from the Jolly Roger.

Thanks for the gift to Manfred, and in turn the bar Swop. That was very kind of you.

General.... Looking good on your horse man!!!

Parrot, what kind of connections do we have in the snus business. With you being from N Carolina, and me somewhat from KY, we ought to be able to make connections. My family really was in the tobacco business for a lot of years. Too often we leave here empty, and only bring loads back in, so that might be a way to double........... Hmmm

(I hope no one takes this crap seriously.

Manfred!!! Quick!!! You have 10 minutes.


Hey General!!! FREEBIRD DUDE!!!!

Manny,

You NOW have a place to show it off....check the second url link of the "collectible case"....I know one shouldnt show the price tag of a gift but I paid $5000 for that brand new "black collectible case"....

ADVICE: Its being delivered today so make sure to give room for the delivery guys....I thought behind the bar would be an EXCELLENT place for the "collectible case"....That way noone could get to it because they would have to get through you first.

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