Well, thank you sir! As my first... Second "project" I'm installing an actual dock on the back of the place, so all the squids have easier access. Then I'm putting a plank on it for other special projects.

The first project is moving that gawdawful booth under the bridge. JIMINIY CRICKET!!!! Who let that monochromatic polecat in here? I thought you had some control over that thing. I gotta water ballon launcher 'round here somewhere. I'll train Manny up on its proper operation and we'll send you libations by airmail express from now on.

Davy, I have a court-ordered another obligation thats going to keep me out of class for a bit. I shall return!

ParrotHead wrote: Well, thank you sir! As my first... Second "project" I'm installing an actual dock on the back of the place, so all the squids have easier access. Then I'm putting a plank on it for other special projects.

The first project is moving that gawdawful booth under the bridge. JIMINIY CRICKET!!!! Who let that monochromatic polecat in here? I thought you had some control over that thing. I gotta water ballon launcher 'round here somewhere. I'll train Manny up on its proper operation and we'll send you libations by airmail express from now on.

Davy, I have a court-ordered another obligation thats going to keep me out of class for a bit. I shall return!

Easy killer... One thing at a time.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

GMoney wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: May I purchase a Perrier with lime for my MISS-FIT friend, GREYGHOST?

I just wasted 4 minutes and 41 seconds of my life watching that.

You're Welcome.

Big deal...I had to watch it 3 times to make sure it was okay for here.

Want to sing and dance now?

You're Welcome!

As long as we take turns leading!

Doesn't anyone ever clean the Jolly Roger, it's filthy in here and it smells to. Who threw the peanuts shells all over the floor

Can I have a grape nehi please

Davy Crockett wrote: Doesn't anyone ever clean the Jolly Roger, it's filthy in here and it smells to. Who threw the peanuts shells all over the floor

Can I have a grape nehi please

No sir. You cannot. The one thing you have very wrong about this establishment is an idea that its dirty. My mom was a culinary arts teacher for 30+ years. Dirty doesn't fly. I also heard rumors about you strafing and bombing my beautiful bar. As I've said b4, it's safe even in nuclear war, so none of that matters. But, it still wasnt nice.

Now go outside and find the manners your mamma gave you and then come in and get your Nehi.

Furthermore, it stinks cause you ain't had a bath in a week and you threw your friggin peanut shells on my floor.

While you are outside finding your manners, find a bath too!!!

MANTZ!!!!!! TAKE THIS ONE OUT!!!

This has been stuck in my head all day. Then, I remembered I owned a jukebox.

Free drinks for Wig, Manfred, Tex, and I'll have a few too. What a waste of time, but it's a pleasure arguing until I'm blue in the face (wasting time) with guys like you. Even though we vehemently disagree on some things, it doesn't mean that we aren't friends. Actually, a real friend is someone you can be brutally honest with. I think we managed that.

Anyway, Wig, I promise your drink isn't drugged and you will not wake up kidnapped, or in a compromising position.

Alright. Goodnight all.

Jacklpe

Gezzzzzzzzz i just took a shower the other day.

Noticed it's started to crowded out in the parking lot and being on staff and all, I took the liberty of reserving a spot for myself. Hope you don't mind Jack...

ParrotHead wrote: Noticed it's started to crowded out in the parking lot and being on staff and all, I took the liberty of reserving a spot for myself. Hope you don't mind Jack...

Uugghhh. Alright Parrot the Pirate. Time to go plunder now... We are down to 286 cases of rum. That's only going to last us a few hours, especially if you keep it guzzling it like you are.

I would like to announce that the Jolly Roger officially supports naming our newly built town Avion. If you will go to the name the town thread, Wig has posted several compelling reasons that this is a good idea, and we agree.

Now unofficially, the town already has a name...

Jack, boss.... I'm hurt. You'd actually accuse me of lounging around without performing my official duties!

Cases?!?! I don't deal in cases! Barrels baby! Your inventory sheet needs a little update. I didn't put in the new dock for sunbathing, ya know! You better send Manny back down to the cellar with his pencil sharpened.

And this ain't rum in this here glass... It's the last dregs of the Maker's Mark. I was just making room for my latest acquisition.

Niiiiiccceee Parrot. Yes. You can have your parking spot. Keep up the good work, and here is a little envelope full of green thank you cards. It outta be enough for you to find something new and shiny to park in that spot.

This is for all the guys out there going to the Jolly Roger hiding from there wife or girlfriend lol


P.S this will help fill manfreds tip jar faster.

Well I guess I made our friend Cricket mad by opening my guns on his runway a few times (head on, not from the side or from behind) while coming in to bomb. He is a ridiculously good shot though, so any mercy would have ended up with my beautiful plane on fire.

Manfred, I think he got bent out of shape, and I was playing him with the ferocity that is required when playing most of these MORAFs. It may have been a bit much. With that said, whatever he wants is on the house today.

Sorry if I overdid it Cricket. I don't always play Dogfight, but when I do I play like a madman.

Jacklpe wrote: Well I guess I made our friend Cricket mad by opening my guns on his runway a few times (head on, not from the side or from behind) while coming in to bomb. He is a ridiculously good shot though, so any mercy would have ended up with my beautiful plane on fire.

Manfred, I think he got bent out of shape, and I was playing him with the ferocity that is required when playing most of these MORAFs. It may have been a bit much. With that said, whatever he wants is on the house today.

Sorry if I overdid it Cricket. I don't always play Dogfight, but when I do I play like a madman.

No hard feelings at all, Jackalope. I totally get it. I wasn't really mad at all, just after the 4th time in a row getting lit up on my own runway, it was more of an "Ah, screw this" kind of attitude. No big deal, really, but I will take you up on your offer. I'll take one barrel of Grog, please.

Yo ho ho, pirate's grog in a barrel glass, comin' right up.
M

Hey guys! How are you all? Manfred, I'll have some Coke, since I'm 14...

Anyway, schoolwork's getting tough, along with the 3 instruments that I play. Busy busy busy, but not busy enough for a drink!

Manfred....I'll take a CocaCola as well my friend.

Sauce (sitting down beside him at booth)....hang in there at school my good friend

Coke for me too, charge it all on my tab. Also a game of pool is in order for me. Have to stay sharp

Manny heres a $5 tip bud. U working long hours lately, try taking a vacation to refuel

Worcester Sauce wrote: Hey guys! How are you all? Manfred, I'll have some Coke, since I'm 14...
Anyway, schoolwork's getting tough, along with the 3 instruments that I play. Busy busy busy, but not busy enough for a drink!

doughens wrote: Manfred....I'll take a CocaCola as well my friend.
Sauce (sitting down beside him at booth)....hang in there at school my good friend

Kestrel wrote: Coke for me too, charge it all on my tab. Also a game of pool is in order for me. Have to stay sharp
Manny heres a $5 tip bud. U working long hours lately, try taking a vacation to refuel

Coke, Coke, Coke... Pepsi! Chee-burger, chee-burger, chee-burger! Ah sorry, you guys might be too young for that joke. Except maybe you, Swop.
Thanks Kes, that covers all you guys.
And a couple bowls of pumpernickel chips, the ultimate snack if you are a fan of Chex Mix.
Manfred

Manny?....YES Swoppy knows that episode....Man many....ur loosing all that money with all of those cheeseburgers, cokes and pepsi's you are giving us....MAN...Kestrel....I know ur a growing boy....Here....the extra cheeseburgers are for you....Being older, I'm growing in the wrong direction compared with you...hahahaahahahaha

I will say.....yes pumpernickel chex mix is AWESOME!!!! with Cola.

Now....Manny and Kes...I may have to fight you Kestrel for the tab.....(tug tug).....okay Kestrel.....you win....but remember....next tab is on me......Manny didnt mean to confuse you there buddy....I think Kestrel has this one......Manny I wanted to do something special for all you have done for us....heres an 1885-O (O is New Orleans Mint Mark) American US Morgan Silver Dollar from my personal collection......

Hello!! I'm just your friendly govt agent stopping in to say hello and to make sure everything is in order and legal.. I didn't bother looking behind the bar though. The sign said that there is nothing to see here and to move along. Okay be back in a month

General jackson wrote: Hello!! I'm just your friendly govt agent stopping in to say hello and to make sure everything is in order and legal.. I didn't bother looking behind the bar though. The sign said that there is nothing to see here and to move along. Okay be back in a month

Jack!!! You're back!!! We sure did miss your horse!!! How's he been doing? Make sure you bring him back to see us. We love him. Oh, and I guess we are glad to see you too, Mr Government Man.

Jacklpe wrote:

General jackson wrote: Hello!! I'm just your friendly govt agent stopping in to say hello and to make sure everything is in order and legal.. I didn't bother looking behind the bar though. The sign said that there is nothing to see here and to move along. Okay be back in a month

Jack!!! You're back!!! We sure did miss your horse!!! How's he been doing? Make sure you bring him back to see us. We love him. Oh, and I guess we are glad to see you too, Mr Government Man.

Y'all love my horse? I feel sad and un loved ;( hehehe

WTH, someone locked the bathroom door! Oh Hi Gen Jack. Fancy seeing you here. Hey nuthin' to see here, okayyyy?

Is your horse outside? I'd like to say hello.

Hey Jack, b4 you go, here is a BBQ sandwich (cooked up by Parrot) and a coke. Also, here is a bag of apples and sugar cubes for the hoss.

Alright, get going we'll see ya later!!! Ya'll come back now, ya hear?

Mr. Sauce, Kestrel, Swop... Thanks for stopping in today. I hope ya'll come back in soon.

I'm getting the feeling that my horse is well respected around here. Well guess what? Y'all can have that walking glue stick!!! He isn't potty trained so have fun....)lolol!!!!