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C'mon... I figured the skunk would draw a few comments. Where are my history fans?

Skunkoil wrote:

DAVY SAYS, phew, SKUNK, come on dude, go someplace else, I had to grab my beer and head outside. Why oh why SKUNK would you spray the booth like that. MY GOODNESS.

A little jealous, Mr. Crockett?

You've been here for how long? And I after only one day already have my own private booth!

That's called CLOUT my friend. Maybe you can buy some somewhere.

In the meantime, have a drink on me...
BLOODY MARY for my friend here, Mr. Manfred, with extra tomato juice, I think he's gonna need it!!!

DAVY SAYS, LOL ONCE YOU SAT THERE OF COURSE IT TURNED INTO YOUR PRIVATE BOOTH. THEY ARE EVEN GOING TO PARTITION IT OFF FOR YOU LOL.

Skunkoil wrote:

DAVY SAYS, phew, SKUNK, come on dude, go someplace else, I had to grab my beer and head outside. Why oh why SKUNK would you spray the booth like that. MY GOODNESS.

A little jealous, Mr. Crockett?

You've been here for how long? And I after only one day already have my own private booth!

That's called CLOUT my friend. Maybe you can buy some somewhere.

In the meantime, have a drink on me...
BLOODY MARY for my friend here, Mr. Manfred, with extra tomato juice, I think he's gonna need it!!!

One Bloody Mary, extra tomato juice, from the Skunkoil himself Davy. Shall I leave it in your office? You know, like the Fonz's office. It doesn't smell like skunk in there, cuz we use special odorizers.
Manfred

CrazyWolf wrote: I didn't realize this place was so close to the war zone,make me a quick one Manny ,I got to go and take out some more life insurance .

Here's a nice cold bottle.of James River, local brew (for you, I think).
Manfred

Jacklpe wrote: Page 1 updated.

C'mon... I figured the skunk would draw a few comments. Where are my history fans?

I'm so disappointed. I don't when you started listing credits on the front page, but I've always thought of myself as the official mascot of the ole JR. I mean....



Now we got all this high falutin' advertisement in the game, the place is bound to change. No more velvet paintings 'round here... More like velvet ropes and cover charges.

Manny, gimme a tall draft of PBR while I can still get it and keep the change.

ParrotHead wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: Page 1 updated.

C'mon... I figured the skunk would draw a few comments. Where are my history fans?

I'm so disappointed. I don't when you started listing credits on the front page, but I've always thought of myself as the official mascot of the ole JR. I mean....

Now we got all this high falutin' advertisement in the game, the place is bound to change. No more velvet paintings 'round here... More like velvet ropes and cover charges.

Manny, gimme a tall draft of PBR while I can still get it and keep the change.

Parrot, if you wanted a title all you had to do was ask. You still have the keys to the booze warehouse and the till. I just, for your safety, haven't advertised that little fact in a long time.

Now that we have some permanent help around here I haven't had to ask you to stand in for a while, but you are at the top of the emergency contact list by my office door.

Velvet ropes???? Just cause you can find the place doesn't mean that everyone should. There's a few rules on page one... Remember? We are STILL not namby pamby land.

Parrot, if you want a title, I'll hook you up. Let me know.

Jacklpe wrote: GMoney, I think your version is awesome. If it can be submitted to Z for future use, I'm all for it.

It can be!

Im back for another round of pool.

I promise i wont bust the cue ball this time.

Velvet paintings? Velvet ropes? Cover charges?

Ok, time to tell the truth everyone!!!

Who put a crack rock in his birdseed???

Whoever it was, if you value your hide, and feel like doing it again, DON'T.

ParrotHead wrote: ... Manny, gimme a tall draft of PBR while I can still get it and keep the change.

You throw down three Susan B.'s and say keep the change? Ya chea...

Wait, what are these? Kruggerrands...!?
Oh, you really ARE The Pirate. My mistake sir!

Kestrel wrote: Im back for another round of pool.

I promise i wont bust the cue ball this time.

All we ask is that if you do it again, please video it for our archives. It's not every day that we get to see someone split a cue ball with his bare hands, much less his teeth. Anyway, if you get in another funk, we're there for you.
Manfred

From time to time I have mentioned our tramp steamers the Pixie and the Trixie. The nature of those ships business is not something that really should be divulged, but rest assured if one acts up too much in here, they will probably wake up aboard one of them en route to Shanghai. Apparently one of our Captains feels like he isn't getting enough recognition. He's even lowered himself to asking to be a mascot. The shame of it...

Anyway Parrot, I'll go ahead and out you for the squashbuckling smuggler that you are. Now everyone knows. Happy? Now get yourself together man. I've got another run for you.

Ok Showboat, you are on page one. Just one more association that now can be proven so they can hang us all in the end.

According to the English 101 thread by PARROT, it is obvious that poor PARROT has taken to drinking. According to that thread PARROT has even asked SKUNKOIL for money and drinks. How desperate do you have to be to approach SKUNKOIL.

PARROT was the best teacher ever, how very sad. I am now crying my eyes out. I just liked him so much. He was terrific. If anyone sees him please tell him to get it together, go to 12 step or whatever and come back to us.

How sad for ENGLISH 101 by PARROT. A tragedy in the making.

I haven't served him a drop. I think Jackie is right about the bird seed. We could drug test the beak brain, but some of the seeds give bad results so it might not be conclusive.
M

Hey,

I just checked the bar ingame!
The box with bottles, the chair outside the cabin, and even a watter-wheel!

But the best of all is the fact that the bar has No DOORS! Only windows!
Of course, only initiated ones can access it from now on.
(Shhh! Dont tell anyone that the entrance is from below, through that secret passage in the sewers discovered by Mantz; to enter, one needs to say the password in front of the statue on top of Duckwing Mountain, wait for the statue to open its mouth and go into it before it closes).

Dropped back in today to have a quick beer, but...
THE FLEET IS IN!!!

I HATE THAT!

All the rowdiness, carousing, fighting, cussing, spitting, general rude behavior...

NONE of it would make those bleeping Squids leave!!! (I'll come back by after they've gone).

I haven't seen this in person. Been too busy.

I like this.

No sign needed. We know where it is. We ALL HAVE TO PEE!

LAND OUTSIDE? SHOULD BE FREE SPOT.
SOME CRAP-HEAD SHOOTS YOU? THAT'S AS BAD AS SHOOTING DAVY DURING MRS. DAVY'S 3 SECONDS OF HIS FAME.

(I gave him 2 seconds. Don't be mad at me.)

Who put it on water front property? Now when I'm drunk and have to take a leak, its really going to be bad when I try to get out back...

That's cool Dave. Now we just need one for Dr Dave's school for wayward girls

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Hey guys. I took this pic yesterday and added yalls sign before playing a round of darts.

Pedrinho wrote: Hey,

I just checked the bar ingame!
The box with bottles, the chair outside the cabin, and even a watter-wheel!

But the best of all is the fact that the bar has No DOORS! Only windows!
Of course, only initiated ones can access it from now on.
(Shhh! Dont tell anyone that the entrance is from below, through that secret passage in the sewers discovered by Mantz; to enter, one needs to say the password in front of the statue on top of Duckwing Mountain, wait for the statue to open its mouth and go into it before it closes).

O Jeez its that easy. Ive been getting all dirty by using the chimney. I felt like santa clause doing that.

May I purchase a Perrier with lime for my MISS-FIT friend, GREYGHOST?


$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TunwAqnZm4g&sns=em
Remove $$ to use. Use $$ to get back your family jewels. No plundering!


Emergency edit: "I Want To Sing and Dance"....Will not leave my mind.

MC-DJ-MF....SHOW-TUNES FOR THE MISS-FITS, please?

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: May I purchase a Perrier with lime for my MISS-FIT friend, GREYGHOST?

$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TunwAqnZm4g&sns=em
Remove $$ to use. Use $$ to get back your family jewels. No plundering!


Emergency edit: "I Want To Sing and Dance"....Will not leave my mind.

MC-DJ-MF....SHOW-TUNES FOR THE MISS-FITS, please?

I just wasted 4 minutes and 41 seconds of my life watching that.

Thank you Paul you reminded me of a Ray Stevens song i haven't heard in long time.

GMoney wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: May I purchase a Perrier with lime for my MISS-FIT friend, GREYGHOST?

I just wasted 4 minutes and 41 seconds of my life watching that.

You're Welcome.

Big deal...I had to watch it 3 times to make sure it was okay for here.

Want to sing and dance now?

You're Welcome!

Jack thanks for sticking up for cac. It was much appredciated. I didnt want into an argument nor did i want to start one. But when our squad was compared to nazis and other things the cac strongly doesn't like it made me mad.

I know Wig was well meaning in what he said. There continue to be 2 schools of thought regarding the south and its beliefs past and present. I understand where you guys are coming from , and I know that being hurtful to anyone of any color or creed is not your agenda. You guys just ask for your right to exist also. I get it. He doesn't. Oh well.

In the mean time, I'm not about to watch someone treat a bunch of mild mannered guys like you as the local pissing post. Not gonna happen without a fight, no matter who it is. Even if he is someone I call a friend and respect.

So in short Dixie, you are welcome. It was a pleasure.

Jacklpe wrote:

ParrotHead wrote:

Jacklpe wrote: Page 1 updated.

C'mon... I figured the skunk would draw a few comments. Where are my history fans?

I'm so disappointed. I don't when you started listing credits on the front page, but I've always thought of myself as the official mascot of the ole JR. I mean....

Now we got all this high falutin' advertisement in the game, the place is bound to change. No more velvet paintings 'round here... More like velvet ropes and cover charges.

Manny, gimme a tall draft of PBR while I can still get it and keep the change.

Parrot, if you wanted a title all you had to do was ask. You still have the keys to the booze warehouse and the till. I just, for your safety, haven't advertised that little fact in a long time.

Now that we have some permanent help around here I haven't had to ask you to stand in for a while, but you are at the top of the emergency contact list by my office door.

Velvet ropes???? Just cause you can find the place doesn't mean that everyone should. There's a few rules on page one... Remember? We are STILL not namby pamby land.

Parrot, if you want a title, I'll hook you up. Let me know.

Parrot. Start from here