What are you doing here? Lol

TadpoleOfDoom wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Noush, I have to confess... I didn't really come up with that. I borrowed it from Paul. If you look closely, you'll see the hot pink duct tape. According to the New Port Police Department, this is his new trademark. Whatever that means.

Tadpole, glad you stopped by. You undoubtedly covered this in your application, but us lowly non-starchambererers are not privy to that information. Obviously, Max and I appreciated your flying prowess and quick wit. However, we've not heard you openly declare your love for cake. Please confirm. We CANNOT have any pie lovers infiltrating the ranks. Have you provided proof of disdain for 12 year olds? Has the obligatory virgin been offered. (If so, where in the hell did you find one? If not and due to their relative scarceness, we have been accepting Virginians for some time now). How in the gods' names did you come up with TpOD? Feel free to provide personal info such as family (is there a Mrs Doom that will be interfering with your allotted DF time or an ex-Mrs Doom that could at anytime seize your laptop/tablet/phone and render you impotent in the world of DF?), occupation, any particular skill or talent we can exploit or otherwise whore out for a prophet... err I mean profit ( sorry my contempt for organized religions makes me use whore and prophet together a lot, personal flaw), mental illnesses (not really a bad thing amongst the MOMers, more expected really) deviate predilections (same category as mental illness), from what part of the globe you hail or any other tad tidbit.

You have my vote already. This information will only serve to prove to my brethren that Max and I aren't just inviting random pilots all willynilly.

Oh wait minute, rule 6! You got that, right? I have to withhold my previous (inconsequential) vote until we have absolute assurance of your understanding, memorization and undying devotion regarding Rule 6. Please advise.

PH

Ok, so first off, I do absolutely love cake. Especially the kind with whipped cream for frosting. Also, I actually don't like pie all that much, only lemon marange (or however you spell it) and pumpkin, but they are petty when compared to most cakes. Especially cupcakes. Or cheesecakes. Second, I don't have a wife or ex wife but there is a girl who I've recently sorta kinda possibly maybe ticked off. But don't worry, I have an iPhone with an otter box so we're good there. As for other things that consume time, school in the fall will be one (still in HS, I'd be a prodigy member if accepted, although I'll be a senior so I'm not a gung ho freshman with a squeaky voice. Not that you'd hear it.) Anyways, where next... Hmmm.. I've not sacrificed anyone, sad right lol? Yeah my school is full of less than, oh shall we say, pure, women; I have to agree there's a shortage of pure females lol. I do get called crazy and insane a lot, so there could be a psychopathic illness at work here, although the voices tell me I'm normal... I actually didn't come up with TadpoleOfDoom, that would be my cousins ironically, though they don't seem to use it for much anymore... Hmmm... I just flicked my 12 yo sister in the ear so yeah you could say I don't approve of their, antics, shall we say. Hmmm.... I think that's it.... Well anyways if I forgot something I can always go back right? Heh heh... Anyways yeah, I love cake, hate 12 yo noobs, single as a pringle, etc. Mmm hmm... Well anyways. I've gotta go get a 12 year old to stop arguing with her other annoying sister (I don't claim them)

-Tad

I should also add that I won't be on much after Tuesday for about a week, something with the internets >_<

You did not cover virgin sacrifice, are we to infer that you being a prodigy applicant that you are both applicant AND virgin? How shall we handle this? What is the protocol ? Perhaps since tad is a prodigy applicant asking about his life is the wrong question. So i will ask the right one. What will you DO with your life? Military? College? None of the above?

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

TadpoleOfDoom wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: Noush, I have to confess... I didn't really come up with that. I borrowed it from Paul. If you look closely, you'll see the hot pink duct tape. According to the New Port Police Department, this is his new trademark. Whatever that means.

Tadpole, glad you stopped by. You undoubtedly covered this in your application, but us lowly non-starchambererers are not privy to that information. Obviously, Max and I appreciated your flying prowess and quick wit. However, we've not heard you openly declare your love for cake. Please confirm. We CANNOT have any pie lovers infiltrating the ranks. Have you provided proof of disdain for 12 year olds? Has the obligatory virgin been offered. (If so, where in the hell did you find one? If not and due to their relative scarceness, we have been accepting Virginians for some time now). How in the gods' names did you come up with TpOD? Feel free to provide personal info such as family (is there a Mrs Doom that will be interfering with your allotted DF time or an ex-Mrs Doom that could at anytime seize your laptop/tablet/phone and render you impotent in the world of DF?), occupation, any particular skill or talent we can exploit or otherwise whore out for a prophet... err I mean profit ( sorry my contempt for organized religions makes me use whore and prophet together a lot, personal flaw), mental illnesses (not really a bad thing amongst the MOMers, more expected really) deviate predilections (same category as mental illness), from what part of the globe you hail or any other tad tidbit.

You have my vote already. This information will only serve to prove to my brethren that Max and I aren't just inviting random pilots all willynilly.

Oh wait minute, rule 6! You got that, right? I have to withhold my previous (inconsequential) vote until we have absolute assurance of your understanding, memorization and undying devotion regarding Rule 6. Please advise.

PH

Ok, so first off, I do absolutely love cake. Especially the kind with whipped cream for frosting. Also, I actually don't like pie all that much, only lemon marange (or however you spell it) and pumpkin, but they are petty when compared to most cakes. Especially cupcakes. Or cheesecakes. Second, I don't have a wife or ex wife but there is a girl who I've recently sorta kinda possibly maybe ticked off. But don't worry, I have an iPhone with an otter box so we're good there. As for other things that consume time, school in the fall will be one (still in HS, I'd be a prodigy member if accepted, although I'll be a senior so I'm not a gung ho freshman with a squeaky voice. Not that you'd hear it.) Anyways, where next... Hmmm.. I've not sacrificed anyone, sad right lol? Yeah my school is full of less than, oh shall we say, pure, women; I have to agree there's a shortage of pure females lol. I do get called crazy and insane a lot, so there could be a psychopathic illness at work here, although the voices tell me I'm normal... I actually didn't come up with TadpoleOfDoom, that would be my cousins ironically, though they don't seem to use it for much anymore... Hmmm... I just flicked my 12 yo sister in the ear so yeah you could say I don't approve of their, antics, shall we say. Hmmm.... I think that's it.... Well anyways if I forgot something I can always go back right? Heh heh... Anyways yeah, I love cake, hate 12 yo noobs, single as a pringle, etc. Mmm hmm... Well anyways. I've gotta go get a 12 year old to stop arguing with her other annoying sister (I don't claim them)

-Tad

I should also add that I won't be on much after Tuesday for about a week, something with the internets >_<

You did not cover virgin sacrifice, are we to infer that you being a prodigy applicant that you are both applicant AND virgin? How shall we handle this? What is the protocol ? Perhaps since tad is a prodigy applicant asking about his life is the wrong question. So i will ask the right one. What will you DO with your life? Military? College? None of the above?

I actually have thought about joining the military as a pilot, I don't have the training as one yet (obviously) however, and this is my theory, I could join the reserve, have them pay for higher education (in which I would include flight school, ground school, etc.), and then once I've been trained, fly for them until my enlistment is up, at which point I could either sign on again, go active duty, or try and become a commercial pilot.

And no I've not sacrificed a virgin or Virginian yet. They're too hard to find in my area. Which doesn't surprise me.

-Tad

Great game mate and well played!

TADPOLE, IT WAS GOOD PLAYING WITH YOU YESTERDAY, YOU ARE GOING TO BE EXCELLENT PLAYER EXCEPT THAT YOU SHOT ME DOWN SEVERAL TIMES.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND A VIRGIN. THE OTHER DAY I WAS LOOKING FOR VIRGIN WOOL, USUALLY YOU CAN FIND VIRGIN WOOL ON VERY UGLY SHEEP BUT NOT IN MY AREA. I HAD TO GO OUT OF STATE. BUMMER DUDE.

Well DC it's not my fault you can't turn to Pixie to get virginwoll any more.

I know bell, it's a shame i tell ya, it's a crying shame. Im crying again

Hi guys, been away for a while trying to DF-detox and vacate, with preditable results immediatly after returning home. It's an enviromental risk, having one iPad laying around within reach in living room, and the other one over the washing machine in the bathroom, I tellya... (And I'm not even mentioning the celphone here.)

I have flyed the latest update for just a couple of days now. New graphics cm better, but games are still, ahem, should I say a bit unbalanced... Chat works slowly and hangs up on me sometimes. Anything else funy I should know about new update?

Last but not least: CONGRATZ! to all of our new MORAF's, Marty n Davy & Co.

Having u guys on the same team makes me feel safe as a baby. And knowing there are others out there who, like me, neglect awaiting virgins and rivers of ale in order to fly, well it makes my own DF addiction much easier to bear

Cyall in the skies!

Oh and yea, I vote yes to Tad. He's cool.

Thats a Thumbs up for me too!
Tad's a good player to be in a game with.

I know what you mean about dogfight addiction. I took my wife to the doctor yesterday and of course i took my ipad, went immediately to the window for the guest log in to wifi. My hands must have been shaking because she asked if i was all right. I said YES, just give me the darn code.

I sat down immediately and started playing, some little kid came over and stated asking stupid questions as i had 4 reds coming straight at me, after a quick back-slap the kid left and i shot down all four reds. Then the mother came over screaming about me slapping her little nagging kid just as all 4 reds spawned into tanks within range of the carrier.

While fighting the tanks i had to fight her to, luckily she was called to the back before the tanks had a chance to hit the carrier.

Then i got into a major dogfight, my ipad being at eye level, my arms were flinging all over tilting my ipad, my face was contorted, i was screaming. They all thought i was having seizures and they called the doctor from the back.

I was shot down and as i re spawned there were the four reds coming in again, now the doctor was trying to secure me and he tried to take away my ipad, wrong move, I hit him. Then they called the paramedics and fire dept, they really thought i was a sick man.

It was a horrible day. I was cleared of hitting the people, we blamed it on seizures. The hospital could not find any problems, i just kept my mouth shut, they released me and now im back home playing dogfight.

Wife pissed.

Please refer all virgins and Virginians to BlüE MäX for proper initiation, indoctrination, and conversion.

Are you going to talk to them to!!!?

You are my hero, Davy. Seriously. I needed to translate your post for my wife to understand my laughing. My neck hurts!

Davy Crockett wrote: I know what you mean about dogfight addiction. I took my wife to the doctor yesterday and of course i took my ipad, went immediately to the window for the guest log in to wifi. My hands must have been shaking because she asked if i was all right. I said YES, just give me the darn code.

I sat down immediately and started playing, some little kid came over and stated asking stupid questions as i had 4 reds coming straight at me, after a quick back-slap the kid left and i shot down all four reds. Then the mother came over screaming about me slapping her little nagging kid just as all 4 reds spawned into tanks within range of the carrier.

While fighting the tanks i had to fight her to, luckily she was called to the back before the tanks had a chance to hit the carrier.

Then i got into a major dogfight, my ipad being at eye level, my arms were flinging all over tilting my ipad, my face was contorted, i was screaming. They all thought i was having seizures and they called the doctor from the back.

I was shot down and as i re spawned there were the four reds coming in again, now the doctor was trying to secure me and he tried to take away my ipad, wrong move, I hit him. Then they called the paramedics and fire dept, they really thought i was a sick man.

It was a horrible day. I was cleared of hitting the people, we blamed it on seizures. The hospital could not find any problems, i just kept my mouth shut, they released me and now im back home playing dogfight.

Wife pissed.

bellsaj wrote: Are you going to talk to them to!!!?

Yes we can talk also.

Thanks for the weird game, Crocket.
Everytime I (try to) play against you, I see I definitely NEED A BIGGER SCREEN...

Pedrinho wrote: Thanks for the weird game, Crocket.
Everytime I (try to) play against you, I see I definitely NEED A BIGGER SCREEN...

Ohhhh boy!
NAKED DOGFIGHT!!!!!!!

Blue Max Young wrote:

bellsaj wrote: Are you going to talk to them to!!!?

Yes we can talk also.

Oh you are a brave one I'll give you that
I don't dare to adress a virgin, I think it might rub off on me and if I'm a virgin then
WHO THE H*** IS THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN.

bellsaj wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote:

bellsaj wrote: Are you going to talk to them to!!!?

Yes we can talk also.

Oh you are a brave one I'll give you that
I don't dare to adress a virgin, I think it might rub off on me and if I'm a virgin then
WHO THE H*** IS THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN.

DAVY says, virgin wool comes from ugly sheep however I've seen very few ewes that were not pretty UM UM

I was buying a shirt today and the tag says 80% virgin wool, HOW IS SOMETHING ONLY 80% VIRGIN.

This is a serious question guys i would appreciate you all not making fun of it. Thank you

You can ask your question here Davy, they have answers for everything

Click link, ask question, wait for answer.

www.fbi.gov/contact-us

OR

www.cia.gov/offices-of-cia/human-resources

If the above two can't help, you can always contact these guys:

www.nsa.gov/public_info/contacts/index.shtml

Hope this helps!

M4rtin wrote: You can ask your question here Davy, they have answers for everything

Click link, ask question, wait for answer.

www.fbi.gov/contact-us

OR

www.cia.gov/offices-of-cia/human-resources

If the above two can't help, you can always contact these guys:

www.nsa.gov/public_info/contacts/index.shtml



Hope this helps!

DAVY SAYS DO NOT DO NOT CLICK ON THESE AS THAT WILL ALLOW THE GOVERNMENT ACCESS INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR MIND. THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, IT IS A TRICK, DO NOT FALL FOR IT. THIS GUY MUST WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. PLEASE PURCHASE ALL MY EXPENSIVE PRODUCTS AS THEY WILL HELP PROTECT YOU.

Davy you can just go outside your house and nock on the window on one of them black SUVs

I get one game in today and its gotta have some punk to piss me off

BTC with me and 7 not so friendly reds. That I can handle, even enjoy a little. BUT, the very first run they make at me some little piss ant punk goes, "hey so & so, shoot me so I can tank". Really?!?!? 7:1 and that's the crap you're gonna pull? So I started dispensing the reds, but this little wuss, I take extra time with him. His little soldier feet never touched down....ever! I let others pass and get bombs to my boat just so I could keep him out of a tank. Even better news.... The reds started falling out and blues showed up. It was 10% us to 100% them and the blues came in (including Jans). BEAUTIFUL!!! We finally took their boat and turned my frown upside down . It's almost always worth it to stick it out.

Thanks Jans and Yorkie and whoever else showed up!

Oh the piss ant punk wuss.... Almost forgot to out his name out there "kill me if yo can". Seems like I've seen that one on the blacklist. I'll be watching for him. My mission.... He never tanks again!

Hope to sneak another game or 2 in later and see some of you mooks out there!

He is on mine shootonsight list to.
He tried to teamspwankill me some days ago.

I too find this Kill Me If Yo Can to be extremely annoying, perhaps he's 12?

Oh you guys are just plain old mean!

Hey guys long time no see. congrats to all the new Players at rank 31 welcom to the jungle baby

Mr Strachan! Where you been? You're presence is required behind the velvet curtain old chap.

B Strachan wrote: Hey guys long time no see. congrats to all the new Players at rank 31 welcom to the jungle baby

It's Alive It's Alive, just joking, nice to see you again Brother, also what Muck said. Been too long

Hi B.

Max I came in on your fireball btb.






I just grit my teeth and waited for it. Good flying.