Captain Noushbag wrote:

Chocks Away wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote: Well if its any consolation i....

I did a job for a retired gal recently widowed. When I fiinished the work she offered me the contents of her late husbands shed. Tools galore, then bits, then a bag full of his Y fronts.......

And what did Mr.Chocks do with those Y fronts? Warning, open at your own risk. The following image maybe permanently burned into your memory

Warning: Spoiler!

Burn baby burn, disco inferno.

Just great! Someone highjacked DoGss account.
I caught the perpetrator flying around lol-ing!
You guys keep you accounts and passwords safe!



All in good fun, great game DoGss! (That he won again)

Heading for a 13 hour road trip to traverse city, MI...to visit....the in laws..for 2 weeks ...win, win, joy, joy, joy...

U have s safe trip there and back Noush

BrianC219 wrote: Just great! Someone highjacked DoGss account.
I caught the perpetrator flying around lol-ing!
You guys keep you accounts and passwords safe!

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All in good fun, great game DoGss! (That he won again)

I was just coming by to say gg yemx. You're timimg on that line the ground wins seriously had me dying. Always good flying with you

This is Mrs Crockett, i have Davy's ipad, i dont know what goes on here but I'm very upset, look at what you did to this poor man. All he could say was something about entering a game with a bird? a dog? and some other players who totally creamed him. He went out and bought an entire cake and all day he has been crying and eating cake. This being a weekend, we were not able to contact his phych or social worker. Look at what you did to this kind, gentle and loving man, you broke him, all he said is he just wants to be a dogfight MORON or something like that and you guys just beat him up. You guys need to make it up to him and allow him to shoot you down for the next few days and build up his self esteem.

RICHY!


Another one for you mate

PH - just to beat you to it...

Good games, all. About to push off from the dock on my annual father-son (and brother) fishing trip. Be back tomorrow night. Y'all hold the fort down. I'll post pics later.

Good to see wig, davy, short but fun, gd games max, I managed a win in the FFA once you bailed.

Captain Noushbag wrote: Heading for a 13 hour road trip to traverse city, MI...to visit....the in laws..for 2 weeks ...win, win, joy, joy, joy...

Better take these

Belated congratulations to M.O.M Marshal of the Royal Air Force, Firefox1! James, well done guv'nor! Welcome to what we like to call "The Humping the Zebra Club"! Okay...so in this case "we" means "I".

Eleven level 31ers and five of the next six in the queue are sporting that screwy "maternal squad" tag! (as the D.B. Cooper of Dogfight, KptnSingh, would say) It's a freakin' M.O.M MORAF pandemic! What a trip. What a trip! Blizzard all the way. Snow twenty feet deep, but we had to get the serum through. It was mush, mush, mush all night. Come on! Mush! Mush! Mush! Mush! Mush! Suddenly the glacier cracks! There's a roar! Tons of ice! No escape! AAAAGGHH!!!

How's things been with you?

k man wrote:

dentinhead wrote:

k man wrote:

dentinhead wrote:

k man wrote: HOWDY GUYS country boy here is leaving the his 200 mile safety zone " 1st time in 15 years" and flying to Spokane , then making my way to northern Idaho .... WTH would make a home boy do that ? ... HELL NO NOT A WOMAN !!! a NEW Dodge Ram 3500 Dually u might ask " is it a D I E S E L? " ... but plz don't or you'll get the DIPPER AWARD .
HOPE you guys are able to enjoy the sumer , the days it hasn't rained that is...
like PH I've not been playin much, my game has been terrible anyway , well , I did just win a DF game, totally lucky I guess, by the way CHOCKS AWAY good game buddy take care guys . DIESEL

Just flew into spokane Friday. Now I'm in northern Idaho. Inlaws are on southern end of lake coeurdalene closer to Harrison Idaho
. We're heading back east Saturday. I don't want to go back Diesel. I love it out here. I'M moving back here sometime. House is for sale now. Where you picking that truck up? Sounds like we're going to be pretty close.....

Kellogg Idaho about 70 miles east of Spokane , I catch a plane out of MSP tomorrow morning, when I got out of the service I took my motorcycle through that part of the country till I hit the cost then headed down , I was going to do the outskirts of the US but changed my mind when I got close to the east cost.... wow yea that was 30 some years ago...

You flying Horizon Air? I miss working they're Dash 8's. Kellogg's is about 40 minutes away. Let me guess. Dave Smiths......

yup Dave Smith, they move a lot of Dodge Ram's, dang pretty country ! most of the residence look dirty poor that don't have a house or a mansion on a lake that is. I'm in the middle of North Dakota heading east it is flat flat flat oh yeah its boring too boring flat boring HEE HEE

On my waY back east.... left spokane now sitting in pdx portland oregon for the next few hours. To bad we couldnt have gotten together. We were within 30 miles of each other..... havent seen the family in a year, had to stay with them.

Was a great day to be a MOM! Flew with PH, Bean,. Wig!, Zandor,Davy (before the beating) M4rtin, Blob, and dang i know i am missing a few others. All a great group of players with a good fun attitude about the game. Oh and LOK, cant forget LOK . We have a real good time cutting up as we are making the long flight on a bomb run. Plus Chocks always a good time (still hope you pissed yourself).
Hope you all have a great evening, afternoon, morning, and or midday!

Achtung panzers. Zere are zee panzer tanks everywhere.

Nice Congratulations frome me is well Firefox 1, James

Make that twelve M.O.M MORAFs: Junkie61 just earned his stripes! I was hoping to be your "MORAF Kill" like Brian was mine, Kevin, but missed it by one dad blasted mission. Congratulations, brudda!

Yeah BrianC219 nice Words for a nice Day and forever M.O.M

Thanks for your comments Rick! Taken a wee bit longer than I had hoped but finally made it into the Big Boys club. The only problem I have now is I seem to be playing too carefully............don't want to keep getting fragged by the common Riff Raff........... I want to fly high where the air is crisp and not be soiled by the young pups after my Zebra hide....... Anyways, just popping by as I am far too busy practicing my new hide and seek technique! I hope to see you and the rest of my MOM brethren in the skies! Chin chin and Cheerio!

hello fire fox id like to say thanks to you and the other 4 gus whipping my butt in that game .....lol it was good seeing you and good shotting bud ... also .......heloo to yak and ymex hows it goin buds ?? oooh and heloo marko

wig ....i havent seen you in a bit ... how are you ,,,,i miss rapidly becoming a pain in the ass

Anouncmnet........annoncement..( how do you spell announcement?).
I just want to say... that all you folks have been great to fight with. Mahalos for that. i can't keep up for where to post certain categories of cyber stuff, so I thought this would be the best one. I just wanted to drop a line of alohA for all M.O.M.s out there, and all D.F. players that aren't trying to pull some kind of cheap BS for a win.. lol. You guys and gals are flying great! My flight times are very random, due to a heavy work schedule, but I will log in for live action whenever possible. THanks for everyone's support to my advancement to MORAF. ..Long time over due. I owe it to a lot of ya! Good luck in the skies!

ShakkAs,
BlObS

Wow! Big money-making opportunity for all you UK MOMs out there: Just saw that the Viagra patent has expired in the UK...won't expire for seven more years in the US. At 90% discount, you've got lotsa room for profit once you open up your Viagra pipeline to needy US clients!!!! [JK, by the way]

Mahalos blob !! You desrve it ! Your a great and honorable fighter ...its always very nice to see you and as you put it certain df players and yacky. ....i miss you cone play with me and give me hard time haha

Sort Davy i got bumped from that game. Was a good fight. My hot spot seems to have a mind of its own the last few days.

You got bumped from a good game, we finally lost, i had probably 90 plus kills and then my aim went horribly wrong.

I don't understand how I have periods where all i have to do point and shoot and down they go and then nail them in the chute, then all of a sudden im struggling for a kill, in the same game.

When I have a red inbound and miss him it just ticks me off, especially when I hit all around him but seem to miss.

TAKE CARE BLUE, YOU WERE HOT AS USUAL.

Hey Snobumm, where you been?

Its summer in montana marko , fly fishing , boating , rafting , camping , hiking !! Days are long here bud dark after 11 pm

And right now were out the door with the camper , quads , and fly rods for 3 days !! Take care bud , and take care to my mom buddies

Alright
I see this place turning into the moraf club
Please wait on me
I'm on the 13 step program

For those that don't know the 13th step is ...











Just go back to drinking;)

snobumm1 wrote: Its summer in montana marko , fly fishing , boating , rafting , camping , hiking !! Days are long here bud dark after 11 pm

IT GETS DARK IN THE SUMMER!!!?
Oh my oh my in the summer it never gets dark