Flyingmuck wrote: MR PARROTHEAD SIR.....outstanding job, unauthorised but outstanding, as punishment you and your cohorts will proceed to Norman's land and shoot down all aircraft bearing the war dog thingy, you will do this with impunity and without surcharge though you may be taxed at 2% above normal bank rates. As for the sheep I have taken the measure of placing them under the protection of Big Tex..........oh no! Wait! My sheep! My sheep!...what have I done!!!

I thought smutton smelled good.

Ahhhhh your all making me think of a place in Ipswich I used to go to at least once every couple of week's.... Donner Kabob's...Man did that place make a.......I guess it was like a gyro...We called it Donner Kabob....aahhhh Muttin, Smutton, Sheep what ever it's called. Those thing's were good....
I may have Donner Kabob's spelled wrong along with half the other words in here....

Just to let you all know, Jacklpe and I have had a long conversation and we have resolved our differences in the way we should have at the outset. I have told him he is welcome to post on the thread, we will just stay well clear of you know what.

Well I'm sorry my friend but I don't know what, so it sounds like you got it in time... Good men,,,regaurdless what everybody says about you behind your backs

Thanks Muck. The BBQ is a better fate than the sheep had coming at the dog house. I'm pretty sure I saw some swanky sheep sized nighties on the back porch too. I didn't post this pic before but Roo confiscated it from Dr Dave's bunk. Was gonna leave it in the star chamber as a surprise, but oh we'll...

Hey guys,

I had to share my good, great, fantastically exciting news with you all.........

In my last game i have just crashed for the 1200 time and I shared this MOMmentus event trying to kill our very own Beatea who was in a tank!!!,

Thanks for the help Beatea, and i mustn't forget Budgie.

Hey Dent, being of Turkish background, let me verify and confirm, the dönner kebabs are one of the few thing's them Turks have done right...Had one today actually..so good even my vegetarian wife sneaks a bite every now and then

ParrotHead wrote: Thanks Muck. The BBQ is a better fate than the sheep had coming at the dog house. I'm pretty sure I saw some swanky sheep sized nighties on the back porch too. I didn't post this pic before but Roo confiscated it from Dr Dave's bunk. Was gonna leave it in the star chamber as a surprise, but oh we'll...

Hmmm......wonder why Roo confiscated it in the first place

Ohhhh muck we know why he took it! Pixies a hottie

Might want to make sure Tex doesn't get his tongs anywhere near her...

You know PH next time you might give me a heads up before its time to leav.
Its bloddy hard to blend in whith that skirt.

Thanks for the surprise party! I hope you enjoyed the pool. Whoever thought of the circus is brilliant!

It's not his Tongs we're worried about.

Sorry fellas. Nuff said.

Hey had fun with Martin...Snoopy2 and Net Redding....mean old .

ParrotHead wrote: Doth mine eyes deceiveth?

Our very own Dent has removed our long standing #3 in the rankings? Bomber, you better get on the ball!

And Max.... You appear to be next in line for promotion to Major General I. Man I better get on the ball. First ole richypoo passes me and now you. Definitely working too much.

Well there ya go..congrats in order Major General 21! Major pain in the azz when your on the red..beating us up like a rented mule, my thanks to Mrs.PH for calling you off the game, a quick win ensued sure enough.

Captain Noushbag.....??? On thread entry #68289. Is instructions on getting your banner. If you need help let me know.

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Captain Noushbag.....??? On thread entry #68289. Is instructions on getting your banner. If you need help let me know.

Shei, its not working..I noticed others having probs with it too. I should know, I have a degree in networking but clueless to why its not accepting the image tags on my signature line. Already contacted support, may have to do with the recent forum glitches. It's an awesome banner too, darn it!

Got it! Nice to have geeky friends in IT. Looking mighty pretty too, if I may say so myself. Thank you WIG, I'll only shoot you down just 12 times next game, promise

It took a reboot of my device to get the banner flying. Worth the wait for the awe it struck in my enemies. Did nothing for my own skill personally, which MOD insisted would easily double. Never deal with the (Mean Old) Devil.

Pssst... Esox, your banner aint showing either...

Was just in a game where I was accused of being able to be invisible. Kinda like Bilbo or Frodo I think. By an Aussie version of Shiloh Biggs maybe?

Dude, look to your left, your right, and behind you - that's where I usually am.

Big Tex wrote: Was just in a game where I was accused of being able to be invisible. Kinda like Bilbo or Frodo I think. By an Aussie version of Shiloh Biggs maybe?

Dude, look to your left, your right, and behind you - that's where I usually am.

How can anyone accuse you BIG TEX of being invisible, aint they read your banner.

Look at all those shiny new banners, congrats gents...noush bags is the funniest so far.

Hey Parrothead congrats sorry its late I was busy pissing in someone's wheaties again

Just as I finish you off nous bag...lol I prefer when your on my side though

ParrotHead wrote: Doth mine eyes deceiveth?

Our very own Dent has removed our long standing #3 in the rankings? Bomber, you better get on the ball!

And Max.... You appear to be next in line for promotion to Major General I. Man I better get on the ball. First ole richypoo passes me and now you. Definitely working too much.

indeed I passed you in the rankings dear budgie, it was going to happen as you did challenge me to race you to the top

That and the fact you have a life and I haven't

Hello,

I have played with most of you at one point or another. I have left NLR for a number of reasons, and after talking to Scheisse Kopf (quite a while ago now), I'm posting here to request consideration.

Please don't take anything I have to say here as a knock on NLR, they're a great squad and gave me a very warm welcome, but I just felt like I didn't really fit in. One of the primary reasons I'm interested in joining MOM is because you seem to be an older bunch. I'm almost 28, I have a good job, pay a mortgage, raise two kids (my wife says she does, but really it's all me ). I don't know so much about few average age of the other squads, but I know you guy's are at least mostly old enough to drink and have real lives.

As a group, you guy's are the best at this game, and that's where I want to be. I'm not there yet, I have no delusions of grandeur. I know I've got a long way to go, but I'm getting better and better. Farkinal did an excellent job of turning me to Swiss cheese tonight, but I did manage to give him a few holes, too

I dunno if I'm good enough yet, but I can promise I will continue to improve.

Personally, I think I'm fairly amiable guy. I won't be super active here in the forums, but I do play on a near daily basis, usually on break at work and then again when I get home (between 11 and 1am) for a few hours.

I'm hoping to hit level thirteen on Friday. Not quite halfway there yet, and I hit 12 yesterday. Finally bought myself an Albatross d.v and a SE5a, both fully upgraded. I bought the credits to buy them because I wanted to support the game, a lifetime subscription doesn't really add that much!

Anyway,
I think you for your consideration, and if you would like to know anything else let me know, I'll be glad to answer any questions. I apologize for any spelling or grammatical errors, the kindle has terrible typing. Think I've got them all, but at 5am I'm not sure.

Good night and good hunting!
Hammilton

I just wanted to add that if you see me in game and I'm not talking, it's because I'm on my cell phone, usually I play on my Kindle Fire hd. I'm not sure why, but I think I'm better on my phone- maybe because that chat feature doesn't work. The keyboard will pop up but nothing I type appears in the box, and it won't let me send, so it won't close, taking up my whole screen until I quit.

Thanks for coming and checking in. Follow the instructions on the first page. Read get to know us.

By the way past night i invited J_dog to come check us out. He said he was almost in 111th and would check us out if it didnt work.

Well, this morning I logged in a BTB game where most of time there was only 3 blue, none of us high-ranked, against two MORAFs (420 and other LNR whose name I don't remember) and 2-3 other very good red players. When I entered, there was only 3 hangars left at our base, and their base was intact. So I used a little bit of distracting/evasive (you can read "coward" lol) tactics and we surprisingly managed to spread their attention and finally bombed their base four times in a row, turning the table, for my surprise and joy! It was very fun, because we were outnumbered, outranked and, most important, clearly "outskilled". Then I made the mistake of sending some messages to my teammates about to distract reds while I try to blow the last red hangar from "backdoor"; obviously, 420 closed that door (lol), and after that it was a piece of cake for reds to finally win the game. Despite the red's victory, it was one of the funniest games I played in the last weeks.

All that said just to make this suggestion: it would be nice to have an ingame private message feature (or at least a team-only message)... But after my last experience with "suggestions for Z", I prefer not going any further on this; so, what about some of you guys with a higher level of "influence" and "morale" take this suggestion to Z? Anyone, please?...

Edit: Oh, and please, ask Z about the possibility of giving us back that good old long-shooting tanks too... These new tanks are nearly useless!!!