Jacklpe.....Thank's for apologising.... These guy's know me (a little bit). I hunt somewhat also.
You have to understand, Muck was a friend on here before I knew what his position was on anything. I won't give that friendship up... You can't let anger take control. I felt that's what you did.....
I took Muck's tounge lashing statement as a funny gesture.
Muck was pounced on on this very thread for posting a friend holding a flake bar, Would you have backed him on that one.... Someone didn't like it, It got heated, She was fully clothed holding a damn candy bar.... Point is...Some one felt as strongly as you did.... That's fine...
We all see thing's differently.... She was holding the stinking candy bar up,,, Ah forget it...
Muck took a pretty strong tounge lashing for that one....
Thanks... Jack

ahhhh Mrs Dent is hounding me....we gotta go we gotta go....someone back me up....stop typin on that thing...let's go...... Maybe she need's a candy bar.

Love it

Jacob10000 wrote: Lol I really wanna transfer that karma dent but I'm just too lazy. Lol

Do it....Do it fast....it's freakin climbing....STOP THAT.....

Jorge, try installing your banner again. The IMG link should be copied and pasted into the "Signature" box at the bottom of your "Profile Information" form. Where you have it now is as your Avatar image. Let me know if you need any help.

HEY WIG!!!!

What happened??? Is your keyboard broken????
Did the most prodigious MOM writer turned "half-light", mute, shy? Are you only pressing "thanks" and "karma" buttons these days? Half the fun of this thread is about reading your literature posts - hurry up!

Edit: wow, what a coincidence! While I was writing this post, Wig posted - but no literature yet... lol

Pedrinho wrote: HEY WIG!!!!

What happened??? Is your keyboard broken????
Did the most prodigious MOM writer turned "half-light", mute, shy? Are you only pressing "thanks" and "karma" buttons these days? Half the fun of this thread is about reading your literature posts - hurry up!

Edit: wow, what a coincidence! While I was writing this post, Wig posted - but no literature yet... lol

Thanks Pedrinho, my friend. I've gone a few rounds on the gun control issue, as you know. This thread isn't about what I think, like or don't like. It's as often about me shutting up, standing back and letting the discourse fly.

I will say this; when the American system works as it's designed to work and American "patriots" agree to adhere to stronger gun control laws...not just the laws they happen to like...that's when they'll have my respect. A stream of self-serving, paranoid talk about the constitution, backed by flaming hypocrisy, is worth 2% of nothing to me.

Ped, your perspective is always a refreshing dose of common sense. Post more often, please.

Lets change the subject then. No more gun-talking - no more sad subjects at all.
And give back my literature! You have been too serious!

Edit: And Wig, please consider changing my banner text... After the last update, tanks are almost useless!!! They can't do long shots anymore!!!!! No more stealth bombing!?!?!?! Do I need to finally learn how to fly?!?!?!?!?! Oh, my labyrinthitis...

Welcome to all new MOMsters!!!

The more, the merrier. Especially since we have higher mortality rates, being MOM's an'all. I'm glad to see fellow countryman Bellsaj here as a MOM'ster, as well as the once-nutsy-but-now-rehabilitated-Cuban way to go, un poco loco!!

In the meantime, while we all await for our immanent hip surgery and consequential death: has anyone heard anything on the issue of squad wars?

Pedrinho wrote: Lets change the subject then. No more gun-talking - no more sad subjects at all.
And give back my literature! You have been too serious!

Edit: And Wig, please consider changing my banner text... After the last update, tanks are almost useless!!! They can't do long shots anymore!!!!! No more stealth bombing!?!?!?! Do I need to finally learn how to fly?!?!?!?!?! Oh, my labyrinthitis...

You mean tanks can do long shots? I can't even hit a carrier with the bloody things...!

By the way, warned a pilot named Tinger that tank spawnkilling a bannable offense. He claimed he was unaware of that, and restrained himself the rest of the game. Mid-ranked pilot so that may be BS, but MOMs might want to keep an eye out...

dentinhead wrote: Jacklpe.....Thank's for apologising.... These guy's know me (a little bit). I hunt somewhat also.
You have to understand, Muck was a friend on here before I knew what his position was on anything. I won't give that friendship up... You can't let anger take control. I felt that's what you did.....
I took Muck's tounge lashing statement as a funny gesture.
Muck was pounced on on this very thread for posting a friend holding a flake bar, Would you have backed him on that one.... Someone didn't like it, It got heated, She was fully clothed holding a damn candy bar.... Point is...Some one felt as strongly as you did.... That's fine...
We all see thing's differently.... She was holding the stinking candy bar up,,, Ah forget it...
Muck took a pretty strong tounge lashing for that one....
Thanks... Jack

ahhhh Mrs Dent is hounding me....we gotta go we gotta go....someone back me up....stop typin on that thing...let's go...... Maybe she need's a candy bar.

I would probably have stood up for him on that one. In my short tenure here I've stood up for a couple of people.... Either way, I hope it's all done. I've gotta quit posting on here though, cause I said I would and yet here I am doing it again...

Cya

Dave

Crickets, someone say crickets????

Mmmm, fried, candy coated, waking me up in the morning, warm summer nights by the lake, who remembers Jiminy Cricket, and for those across the pond their national past time Cricket. Bowlers throwing googly's trying to knock down those dagnabbitt wickets.

Ahhh Crickets....sorrryyyy, went off to another plane/plain/planet on that one.....

I swear (not the word for those of you thinking it is something that could be construed incorrectly as being something else but for what it really is) I saw the word cricketsss...Ginseng Hear I Come...

Think we can all agree to disagree ???? Shake virtual hands and be mates/friends again ????

Pedrinho wrote: Lets change the subject then. No more gun-talking - no more sad subjects at all.
And give back my literature! You have been too serious!

Edit: And Wig, please consider changing my banner text... After the last update, tanks are almost useless!!! They can't do long shots anymore!!!!! No more stealth bombing!?!?!?! Do I need to finally learn how to fly?!?!?!?!?! Oh, my labyrinthitis...

Roger that, Ped!

Hey you lot; if anyone's ever less than unbearably thrilled with his or her banner, you're under orders to tell me. There's always a weirder one bubbling just beneath the surface of my skull. You may be sorry you asked, but...ask. I live to serve you.

Anthony's been typically patient while I drag my feet on launching a new feature that promises to be a ton o' fun for at least two of us!:



Rub those couple remaining brain cells together and see if you can generate a spark...Mad will be hand picking kooky-ass photos begging to be captionized by you! The New Yorker's got nothin' on M.O.M!

BT, Tinger is well documented in the blacklist thread and is supposedly recently reformed and is definitely recently reinstated. He should know better, but if its not observed again.... Maybe he is "reformed"

. Wigbomb wrote:

Pedrinho wrote: Lets change the subject then. No more gun-talking - no more sad subjects at all.
And give back my literature! You have been too serious!

Edit: And Wig, please consider changing my banner text... After the last update, tanks are almost useless!!! They can't do long shots anymore!!!!! No more stealth bombing!?!?!?! Do I need to finally learn how to fly?!?!?!?!?! Oh, my labyrinthitis...

Roger that, Ped!

Hey you lot; if anyone's ever less than unbearably thrilled with his or her banner, you're under orders to tell me. There's always a weirder one bubbling just beneath the surface of my skull. You may be sorry you asked, but...ask. I live to serve you.

Anthony's been typically patient while I drag my feet on launching a new feature that promises to be a ton o' fun for at least two of us!:

Rub those couple remaining brain cells together and see if you can generate a spark...Mad will be hand picking kooky-ass photos begging to be captionized by you! The New Yorker's got nothin' on M.O.M!

I just put my bifocals on....does that really say..."Dent, Your plane sucks". "Bite me, B". Or "Dent I see you like big trucks". "Come ride with me".

M4rtin wrote: Crickets, someone say crickets????

Mmmm, fried, candy coated, waking me up in the morning, warm summer nights by the lake, who remembers Jiminy Cricket, and for those across the pond their national past time Cricket. Bowlers throwing googly's trying to knock down those dagnabbitt wickets.

Ahhh Crickets....sorrryyyy, went off to another plane/plain/planet on that one.....

I swear (not the word for those of you thinking it is something that could be construed incorrectly as being something else but for what it really is) I saw the word cricketsss...Ginseng Hear I Come...

Yes you saw the word crickets... It decided that it wasn't neccessary, and could only keep people awake as it played its song. Therefore, it hopped away, never to be seen again.

I just left a btb after destoying a teammember called peter...something. He didnt shoot the last hangar. Instead he started to spwankill
Bob was in red and I beg of your forgivenes that I didnt realice it sooner.
I hope that you remember his name and can report him. He (petersomthing) left the game right after I destroyed hes tank.

New banner? Nah Wig, I enjoy seeing them as they come. Wouldn't want to impede or insult the Wigdom and creative genius.

I'll not change mine until my action/inaction, behavior/misbehavior merits a wig-motivated change.

Doing a great job chief, sincerely. Thank you for the time you spend on the forum and all the extras you do.

Did you and and the other star chambererererers get that prune cake yet?

ParrotHead wrote: New banner? Nah Wig, I enjoy seeing them as they come. Wouldn't want to impede or insult the Wigdom and creative genius.

I'll not change mine until my action/inaction, behavior/misbehavior merits a wig-motivated change.

Doing a great job chief, sincerely. Thank you for the time you spend on the forum and all the extras you do.

Did you and and the other star chambererererers get that prune cake yet?

I'm allergic to prunes. *cough, cough* Can't breathe.....

Mavrk12 wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: New banner? Nah Wig, I enjoy seeing them as they come. Wouldn't want to impede or insult the Wigdom and creative genius.

I'll not change mine until my action/inaction, behavior/misbehavior merits a wig-motivated change.

Doing a great job chief, sincerely. Thank you for the time you spend on the forum and all the extras you do.

Did you and and the other star chambererererers get that prune cake yet?

I'm allergic to prunes. *cough, cough* Can't breathe.....

Prune cake! Why do you think things are taking so long in there, the heads backed up and there's a queue......oooo here we go again!!

And I'm with Parrot on the banner, I love mine, its part of my identity here, I'm even thinking of putting the cartoon cat back, feel a part of me is missing.

Dealt with, yrros for any offence

Richyroo wrote: Dealt with, yrros for any offence

Whoa! That was quick! Richy, I assume you pulled the screen cap because of the offensive language.

The player's name wasn't quite clear for me, please pass it along. I'm in a banny kinda mood...

Yes wiggy, already dealt with thanks to manFred and I was adviced by a highly respected MOM to remove them to save any offence.

I'm sure there is plenty more little tinkers out there for you

Love ya WigMan, keep up the great work...

Oh yer, one last thing, I found a WigyMan in game earlier......not as skilled as you though

. Wigbomb wrote:

Pedrinho wrote: Lets change the subject then. No more gun-talking - no more sad subjects at all.
And give back my literature! You have been too serious!

Edit: And Wig, please consider changing my banner text... After the last update, tanks are almost useless!!! They can't do long shots anymore!!!!! No more stealth bombing!?!?!?! Do I need to finally learn how to fly?!?!?!?!?! Oh, my labyrinthitis...

Roger that, Ped!

Hey you lot; if anyone's ever less than unbearably thrilled with his or her banner, you're under orders to tell me. There's always a weirder one bubbling just beneath the surface of my skull. You may be sorry you asked, but...ask. I live to serve you.

Anthony's been typically patient while I drag my feet on launching a new feature that promises to be a ton o' fun for at least two of us!:

Rub those couple remaining brain cells together and see if you can generate a spark...Mad will be hand picking kooky-ass photos begging to be captionized by you! The New Yorker's got nothin' on M.O.M!

'Sniff' "was that you"..."it's the prune cake"..."thank god for these long boots".

Dear Mr. ParrotHead:

As You can see, we at the Chamber of Horrors have received all applications....

They have not been forgotten...misplaced...lost in translation...or lost among the dresses, flying cats, sheep, mathematical equations etccc....
We gladly accept bribes, cake, t-shirts, ohhhhhh who are we kidding, any bribe will do. NO Prunes Please!!!! The after effect of that result is too horrific to describe. Mavrk may need additional bribery!!!


**Disclaimer**
The above statements do not necessarily reflect all opinions that have been submitted or not submitted. Any individual and names mentioned or not mentioned above are of a pure co-incidental nature and no sheep were harmed during this post.

This may help to understand the action/inaction/reaction/subtraction of the "STAR CHAMBER".
Enjoy the official "Ofical STAR CHAMBER Theme Song". Dancing allowed.

Although it may have been misguided, I and some of the other new MOMs wanted to prove our worth. RichyPoo, Max, Noushbag, Bellsaj, CubanoLoco and I were discussing the recent vigorous recruiting efforts going on over at the wardoggy camp. We decided it warranted a closer look and last night we embarked on a covert recon mission. Let me tell you, what we found…. It wasn’t good.

We started with an initial low level flyby. The first thing we noticed was that they had completed construction of their new hangar and squad house. Not only that, but there appeared to be another construction project nearing completion. We couldn’t really make out the second building. So we landed nearby and moved in. Here’s what we saw in the initial flyby.



We huddled together and decided to split up to scope things out. Noushy and I slipped into a side door that turned out to be the main hall. It’s really nice, but does have a bit of that not so fresh, musky, wet hound smell. Anyway the first thing we noticed was what appeared to be a brand new 72” Sony flat screen. It had a small tag on the side that said “Property of the 111th XXXXXXX”. I couldn’t make it all out it had been scratched too badly. On the wall next to that was a schedule of some sort for “Friday Night Movies” schedule. This Friday is apparently a double feature, The Crying Game, followed by Broke Back Mountain. On the wall on the other side was the real disturbing stuff. It appeared to be some sort of dastardly plan. I snapped a quick photo.




I began fearing for the sheep. Having seen all we needed to see there, we headed for the central corridor. We ran into Roo and Max who had just come from the new bunk room. They informed us that besides the quite pretty purple floral comforters, matching curtains and dollied pillows, that each bunk had one of these....




Again fearing for the sheep and knowing we had to get back to HQ to warn Muck to put an extra watch on the enclosure and barn, the four us headed for the front door. Before we could get there we ran into Tink, I mean Bell (man that pink skirt is distracting). He had been on look-out, with very nice pink pinstriped rifle. Apparently, we had narrowly escaped detection from the watch out front. Bell snapped a pic of no other than Dr Dave diligently performing his sentry duties out front…




Knowing we couldn’t make it out the front, we slipped to the back porch. I was shocked at what we found. It appears we were too late to warn Muck.




We attempted to rescue the poor lost lamb, but it was already foaming at the mouth and chewing on sort of pizzle stick. I’m afraid we were too late for that one. We ran back to our planes and meet up with Cubano, who had gone to check out the other construction site. I regret to say his report was no more encouraging than the rest. Here’s the front side of the new building.



An evil plot is definitely afoot. The sheep aren't safe and we know Muck isn't packing. Immediate action is required.

Gentlemen, I know this was an unauthorized mission and we probably had no business attempting to conduct it. However, you have to admit it returned invaluable intel. We dutifully await our orders and will gladly take whatever you feel we deserve like the Mean Old Men we are.

Respectfully yours,

PH (and the recon crew)

PH...You do realize some people will think that you're kidding, don't you?

Hey we don't mind the visit, but next time there is a 2 biscuit cover charge if you please.....




_{And alittle rub behind the ears wouldn't hurt you ether}

MR PARROTHEAD SIR.....outstanding job, unauthorised but outstanding, as punishment you and your cohorts will proceed to no mans land and shoot down all aircraft bearing the war dog thingy, you will do this with impunity and without surcharge though you may be taxed at 2% above normal bank rates. As for the sheep I have taken the measure of placing them under the protection of Big Tex..........oh no! Wait! My sheep! My sheep!...what have I done!!!........................................................................Damn, he can fire that BBQ up fast!