Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

read bottom line backwards

Bottom line backwards here goes.....

MOM SI DEMMUB-WONS

coop wrote: Whew...busy day in the Chamber of horrors.Now will someone please open the door and let that bumm in ..Snowbumm our newest MOM remember muster at 0400 and please make sure you kick you damn boots off before you enter the Hallowed Halls Of MOMdom...welcome and pick your TAG up in the Office of Jimmy the Lip

Welcome Snowbumm!

BTW noticed an aspirant named "Ms. Snowbumm" flying around earlier. Any relation?

coop wrote: Ahhh its that time again...let me introduce MOM 's very own Noushbag, Captain that is welcome aboard Captain stop over and see Paul to pick up your official MOM B.Strachan dash board figurine. .Remember others have Jesus on the dash we have B. because he is Number 1.

Peace, Lt. Coop

If your B. figure has a sad face then put some black pudding on the heater grill - the scent drives him wild!

A little MOM song
If you're feeling down depressed and lonely
I know a place where you can go
22 acacia avenue meet a MOM that I know
So if you're looking for a good time
And you're prepared to pay the price
Fifteen quid is all we ask for
Every squadron’s got their price

If you're waiting for a long time for the chamber to do their piece
You can tell them that you know me and you might even get in free
So any time you're down the east end don't you hesitate to go
You can take my honest word for it MOM’s will teach you more than you can know

Falcon’s can't you get away from all our madness
Can't you see they only bring you sadness
When you preach to your men don't know the risk of getting disease

Some day when you're reaching the age of forty
I bet you'll regret the days when you were flying solo
Nobody then will want to know
Dent won't have any beautiful wares to show any more

22, the avenue that's the place where we all go
You will find it's warm inside the hanger our runway lights burning bright tonight

Men it’s time you start this mad life
Don't you ever think about the bad times
So C’mon over to MOM’s house.
Because I’ve run out of rhymes.

Just a quick post to say sorry for spawn killing SilentKiller on the final bombing run of a ttc game just now, he instantly pulled me up for spawn killing but I thought I was perfectly acceptable when coming in to bomb. Can you guys give me your view please but in the mean time, sorry SiKi

(Yes, another sorry post)

Richyroo wrote: Just a quick post to say sorry for spawn killing SilentKiller on the final bombing run of a ttc game just now, he instantly pulled me up for spawn killing but I thought I was perfectly acceptable when coming in to bomb. Can you guys give me your view please but in the mean time, sorry SiKi

(Yes, another sorry post)

I say kill or be killed brother

Welcome to the funny farm Noushbumm and Snowbag...I mean Noushsnow and Bumbag...no that's not it either.....ah fiddlesticks...welcome guys. The buzzing of sheep in low flying airplanes is frowned upon unless said buzzer is wearing a fetching red dress, said dress may be borrowed from Mr Dentinhead, except on Sudays when he wears it to confessional mass.

Richyroo wrote: Just a quick post to say sorry for spawn killing SilentKiller on the final bombing run of a ttc game just now, he instantly pulled me up for spawn killing but I thought I was perfectly acceptable when coming in to bomb. Can you guys give me your view please but in the mean time, sorry SiKi

(Yes, another sorry post)

If you have bombs to drop, or others coming in... Fry em.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

I must say thanks for the dress Paul it fitts perfect whith my magic wand

Jacklpe wrote:

Richyroo wrote: Just a quick post to say sorry for spawn killing SilentKiller on the final bombing run of a ttc game just now, he instantly pulled me up for spawn killing but I thought I was perfectly acceptable when coming in to bomb. Can you guys give me your view please but in the mean time, sorry SiKi

(Yes, another sorry post)

If you have bombs to drop, or others coming in... Fry em.

What Jacklpe said...

And I wasn´t just kidding it really does.
Black pearl and pink pinstripe...

Flew a mission with Kestrel and Thai-Hero this morning. Was getting my arse hands to me 7ways from Sunday. I was going to try to lure Thai into a visit to the Halls of MOM again but accidentally (and thankfully) hit the quit but by mistake. I corny get back into that game.

If y'all see Thai, I really think we need to make nice. He's a wing commander now and I can barely touch him. Those falcon fellas will be after him soon. Just my opinion.

NOW AVAILABLE IN "M.O.M'S GIFTS & PARTY SUPPLIES"!
YOUR VERY OWN B. STRACHAN DASHBORD FIGURE!

Do not open if you are easily offended or have consumed the Kool-Aid!

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Richyroo wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Paul's Urban Dictionary described everyone in this organization

Well except ME !


BTW : We now have 112 M.O.M's we do have some members who are McMILFS (MIA).. Dent will have to explain McMILFS to you... I don't remember? I thought it was something you order at McDonalds, like a Happy Meal ...???

I will be moving some members on the Roster/Rooster to this new heading until they reappear or they are pronounced DOA...

Thank you, and I'll keep the light on for ya...

O.k, if MILF is not a continental word/abbreviation I would like to warn that in the u.k, it refers to a........
Mum I'd Like to Fork?!?!
Don't think that's quite what's meant when referring to other mom's unless Dents wearing his dress again
And as far as I am aware you shouldn't ask McDonalds for a McMilf either....

Welcome to SnowBum and captain Noush Noush .... Look forward to flying with you all

We are using the Irish version of MILF.. It's like a McRib only with cabbage...

Luna6 wrote: Hey MOMs, Luna here. Hope I'm not intruding or anything.

I was just wondering - and this is completely hypothetical - what would my MOM banner say if I were to have one? I find the little phrases and euphemisms really funny.

I'd appreciate a good laugh

Don't update. ...You'll roll so fast your tank top and mini skirt will fly off leaving only what the good Lord gave you......up and down (elevator) is slooooow...

My 3 year old just saw the pictures and said, 'Daddy, I need that gun', I replied, 'what for?' He said 'to shoot that nasty cat', referring to evil cat!!

This is from a country where guns ARE NOT normal.

legendofkane wrote: deleted out of respect for your son. the cat as well

Put the one with the Obi Wan Konobi hoodie back on. He was the spookiest. Threatening in a nice sorta way. Didn't want to shoot him just get away from him. Yikes !!

There was no need, I said that with a smile that it came naturally to him to

1: to use the gun

2: to kill evil cat

He even picked up our cat to try and scare it with yours....

If he see's anything that inappropriate on here, that'll be my fault not anyone else's.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: NOW AVAILABLE IN "M.O.M'S GIFTS & PARTY SUPPLIES"!
YOUR VERY OWN B. STRACHAN DASHBORD FIGURE!

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Paul you have outdone yourself. ...LMAO

Yeah Paul where can I order 1 ???

Was in a game with a fritolay flying a MOM tag is he a MOM ? Didn't see him on the rooster/roster.

Below is a secret photo of a secret meeting of the top-secret mind trust of another squadron.
FOR M.O.M'S EYES ONLY !!!


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Invited a couple guys that go by moustache to holler at you all. One is moustachpilot. The other is ..moustache..
See what you guys think. Pretty good players. ..moustache.. is a beast in game for is rank.

fritolay was his name I think

That Dog photo is so funny. 112 M.O.M s now, no wonder I see so many now. Hate it in a dogfight no one to shoot down. I did once a few days ago and got blasted by other M.O.Ms about it. I did say I was sorry.

Is he a mom ????

Nope not a MOM Clay.

Mikesikel not an enigma either. Tank spawn killer.

Richyroo wrote: My 3 year old just saw the pictures and said, 'Daddy, I need that gun', I replied, 'what for?' He said 'to shoot that nasty cat', referring to evil cat!!

This is from a country where guns ARE NOT normal.

They are not normal in my family either. I think the average household in my family only has about ten.

Amazingly enough, none of us have ever shot up a bunch of innocents either... Whoda thunk it?

Pereption based on ones environment always amazes me...

Take it easy Richy