hey can i join you guys im really good! i just have no idea how to use this website thing

Evilhoneydew wrote: hey can i join you guys im really good! i just have no idea how to use this website thing

Please go to the first page of our thread. Read it VERY CAREFULLY as there will be a written test to follow. Crib notes and cheat sheets are not allowed either. Pay particularly close attention to Rule #6.

Happy burfday Dent! Sorry I missed the 7 pm toast but I think I can manage a retroactive one. Gotta go check the fridge I think I got a beer in there. Cheers!

Evilhoneydew wrote: hey can i join you guys im really good! i just have no idea how to use this website thing

I want to thank you for stopping by and considering us as the squad you would like to join. We are a great bunch of rigamaroles.

since you are pretty new to this, I first suggest you read the first page ever posted on each squad's thread and read their forum postings. This will give you an idea of what each of the squads are about.

No one here on the forum bites, except for Dent when he does not get his cake . Feel free to ask anyone on the forum any questions, everyone is pretty helpful. Welcome to the website thingy majingy which we call the DF (Short for Dogfight) Forum.

We made this for you to see when you fly by.
Its just outside the hangars

Great game dent

I'm done for the night got my a$$ handed to me tonight...note to self drinking and flying not good for.me tough enough sober...poor job by me tonight....see ya tomorrow when I see only one plane...lol.....mod

Great game dent...jacobb not to shabby your self bro..... I was 3 for 21 ...lol

Jacob10000 wrote: Great game dent

Yeah sorry I came into that game too late to pull your sorry azzes out of the fire there, Jacob and Dent. Next time, can I see just a LITTLE more effort please? Izzat too much to ask? I mean ... jeez.

... wait, should i put this on the sorry thread?

Thx everyone.....

Yea Jacob....we held em off for quite awhile....was fun...Bopes showed up and was lot's of help. I just couldn't get another run in..... Ohhhh sorry about stealin some of your kills....sry...like I said....I just get focused some time's.....

Plunger post ...

Ahhhh another day of school is apawn me. Well we have to do something for 12 years(plus if your Paul jk) not including college. So adults invented SCHOOL! The first adults never went to it so they don't know the horrers of their creation. The torturing,laughing,learning! I like it.

I am making a formal request. If kamikazi disbands then i think we should welcome them into our family. The have been so nice to me and I want to do the same for them. Please think about helping them out.

Welcome CUBANLOCO:

I plead guilty as charged.Im a Grumpy Old Fool.
But what reads your verdict?

I am bold and ruthless enough to be a M.O.M?

bellsaj wrote: I plead guilty as charged.Im a Grumpy Old Fool.
But what reads your verdict?

I am bold and ruthless enough to be a M.O.M?

You have my thumbs up, but we await the wise and all-knowing (that's MOMish for confused old codgers) of the Star Chamber.

The striker16 wrote: Ahhhh another day of school is apawn me. Well we have to do something for 12 years(plus if your Paul jk) not including college. So adults invented SCHOOL! The first adults never went to it so they don't know the horrers of their creation. The torturing,laughing,learning! I like it.

***whine*** "M.O.M! STRIKER'S PICKING ON ME!" ***sniffle***

Translation:
apawn=upon
horrers=horrors

TEX? Want to go over punctuation?

We also invented PASSING! Good luck with your next 17 years until graduation. (High School)

bellsaj wrote: I plead guilty as charged.Im a Grumpy Old Fool.
But what reads your verdict?

I am bold and ruthless enough to be a M.O.M?

Big thumbs down from me

Sit tight bellsaj, the star chamber is often slow due to the amount of cake they eat.... (I've heard they also have 'magic' cake up there too which explains their craziness! )

ParrotHead wrote:

bellsaj wrote: I plead guilty as charged.Im a Grumpy Old Fool.
But what reads your verdict?

I am bold and ruthless enough to be a M.O.M?

You have my thumbs up, but we await the wise and all-knowing (that's MOMish for confused old codgers) of the Star Chamber.

'Confused Old Codgers' are you sure about that? If that's the case you have just called them CoC's in the MOM abbreviation guide to the ENGLISH language .

Which English you bloody bloke?

Don't worry about Roo's thumb Bells, they're only good for shooting and barely opposable.

Ha kept turning my pad over to read that pic Paul. Did it like three times and it kept spinning back over. I figured it out eventually. Lol

ParrotHead wrote: Which English you bloody bloke?

Don't worry about Roo's thumb Bells, they're only good for shooting and barely opposable.

I tuld ya befur mate itz th queenz language innit

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

The striker16 wrote: Ahhhh another day of school is apawn me. Well we have to do something for 12 years(plus if your Paul jk) not including college. So adults invented SCHOOL! The first adults never went to it so they don't know the horrers of their creation. The torturing,laughing,learning! I like it.

***whine*** "M.O.M! STRIKER'S PICKING ON ME!" ***sniffle***

Translation:
apawn=upon
horrers=horrors

TEX? Want to go over punctuation?

We also invented PASSING! Good luck with your next 17 years until graduation. (High School)

The Kid worries me sometimes....

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Crap!! Where's my mirror when I need it?

TEX...STRIKEOUT has a big sister...so I always worry about him.

Here's a bbq idea for you. Occupational therapy today was cooking.
Grilling is a perfect therapy.

3 lobster tails & claws
3 lb. chicken
Fill bird with sauce covered heaven
Grill bird slowly
Empty bird
Eat lobster
Serve

577 more comments before this thread reaches 10,000!!! Come one guys/gals! Lets see if we can reach 10,000 post within 72 hours (striker, if your wondering, that's 3 days) So what say you mean ole men? Can we do it? I think we can. Anything you want to post, within reason, that is. It can be anything or nothing at all. Like we've done so far. Dammit, let's do it!!

10,000 post! 10,000 post! 10,000 post! 10,000 post!!

Hahahaha love it Paul crazycuban now is a mom u better wacht out for the crazy of mom

Man (or is it MOM), I haven't posted in forever!

Was in a game last night with 5 other MOMs (6 total) - Wig, Kopf, Blob, Bricksalvage and ZzSilent. So, it begs the question...is that the most MOMs in one game (6 out of 8 )?

Other observations...we have a dedicated email account now? I guess with so many members the carrier pigeon passed away?

Also, a long time ago I know that --bob-- was trying to get into the squad. We should really add him to the first page some where. Doesn't have to be special or anything...maybe a footnote.

I've been thinking we may need to thin out the ranks for the guys that no longer play but the logistics of this is probably impossible. BUT, at the very least, these prodigy yahoos should be checking in. If nothing else but to clean out the smell behind the hanger (couldn't be the carrier pigeon). Maybe a Rule 13 (seems like we should skip any rule divisible by 6, except for 666, which would be dedicated to MOD)?? Prodigy members must check in once a month or be removed from the list. Maybe a caveat that states if they post more than once a month we'll ban them, too? I'll send this in as an employee suggestion once I find that darn pigeon.

Dang...may have violated rule 7 there.